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(Jon E. Garrett)   Frustrated dad shows son proper tackling form   (jonegarrett.com) divider line 29
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2012-10-30 08:19:33 AM
Lame. All I got was a frog frying a turkey.
 
2012-10-30 08:23:03 AM
The young submitter fell asleep and when he did arise prematurely it was a most wondrous occasion. After nine long and desperate years - he beheld his first greenlight. His breakfast bar did taste like the god's own ambrosia. All was well in the world though he had much work to do, and he would likely only return later to be called an idiot or worse. Thank you FARK. I can die with one more goal crossed off my bucket list.
 
2012-10-30 08:25:02 AM
Yeah. That's never happened before.
 
2012-10-30 08:34:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhMi_kiZTk0&feature=youtu.be
 
2012-10-30 08:38:33 AM

streetzed: The young submitter fell asleep and when he did arise prematurely it was a most wondrous occasion. After nine long and desperate years - he beheld his first greenlight. His breakfast bar did taste like the god's own ambrosia. All was well in the world though he had much work to do, and he would likely only return later to be called an idiot or worse. Thank you FARK. I can die with one more goal crossed off my bucket list.


Alas! Catastrophe striketh. For sooth, yon linkage appears befuddled. No a-boxed moving images of "Frustrated Dad" lie within, just a cacophony of ye old youtubes ass-nuggets. For shame.
 
2012-10-30 08:39:19 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-30 08:39:53 AM
The guy is wearing a dildo and no underwear. Link

Dad hit him from his blind spot in the back, dildo boy never saw it coming. It brought him down but it wasn't such a great hit---dildo boy got up.
 
2012-10-30 08:40:20 AM
Nice tackle. What was that dude trying to do to that boy's legs? He clearly had no idea, except maybe he has a foot fetish, and took the opportunity to get him some num-nums.
 
2012-10-30 08:41:06 AM

vudukungfu: Lame. All I got was a frog frying a turkey.


It's at the bottom of the story. Subby is a farking retard at linking.
 
2012-10-30 08:43:13 AM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-30 08:45:31 AM

Tumunga: Nice tackle. What was that dude trying to do to that boy's legs? He clearly had no idea, except maybe he has a foot fetish, and took the opportunity to get him some num-nums.


Sumbission tactics. Once they got him down, they tried to get control of his extremities. They got his arms pretty quickly, but the kid was flailing his legs, so they were going to hit and twists them until they were neutralized. Looks like about 4 of them were some sort of law enforcement. Like Ron White said, 'I don't know how many it was gonna take to kick my ass, but I know how many they were gonna use.'
 
2012-10-30 08:47:07 AM

Tumunga: Nice tackle. What was that dude trying to do to that boy's legs? He clearly had no idea, except maybe he has a foot fetish, and took the opportunity to get him some num-nums.


He is helping the guy on top to roll him onto his stomach. Controlling his legs so he doesn't have any leverage to fight. Then he is just trying to keep him from kicking. I dont know about the elbow drops...
 
2012-10-30 08:53:56 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I dont know about the elbow drops...


Those can cause calf cramps and stop the guy from flailing while not causing permanent damage.
 
2012-10-30 08:59:58 AM

Anderson's Pooper: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I dont know about the elbow drops...

Those can cause calf cramps and stop the guy from flailing while not causing permanent damage.


Yeah but the potential injury to yourself is quite high. I might do that over turf...doubt I would in a parking lot.
 
2012-10-30 09:09:11 AM
"Heroic actions of the tackler?" and, "He had to do something to protect the kids?" Love how the guy throws out his arms gladiator style just before he gets pummeled.
 
2012-10-30 09:15:44 AM

varmitydog: The guy is wearing a dildo and no underwear. Link

Dad hit him from his blind spot in the back, dildo boy never saw it coming. It brought him down but it wasn't such a great hit---dildo boy got up.


I don't think it was a dildo but his belt.
 
2012-10-30 09:17:47 AM
I thought for sure he wouldn't get back up after he dropped the automatic transmission on him.
 
2012-10-30 09:38:43 AM
*looks at perp*

I'd liquor him up and tackle him....
 
2012-10-30 09:40:20 AM

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 300x287]


Yeah, I have to agree.
 
2012-10-30 09:42:13 AM
Was hoping for several blows and elbow strikes to this guy's dumb face.
 
2012-10-30 09:44:05 AM
So who is the women slowly walking onto the field midway through? She kind has that depressing "yeah, he is with me look"
 
2012-10-30 10:42:50 AM
1) That dude was hot.
2) Not a dildo, but his belt, which was inexplicably nowhere near a belt loop. I was hoping his pants were coming off. (see 1)
3) The best part of that video was the guy distracting him. He knew that hit was coming from behind and just smiled.
 
2012-10-30 10:57:22 AM
Wonder what kind of tacklin fuel that was
 
2012-10-30 11:01:02 AM

Anderson's Pooper: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I dont know about the elbow drops...

Those can cause calf cramps and stop the guy from flailing while not causing permanent damage.


Off the top rope, they are quite effective.

image.retrojunk.com
 
2012-10-30 11:18:34 AM
www.webtrafficroi.com
 
2012-10-30 12:19:08 PM
I could watch a looped gif of the moment of impact on that douchebag all day long.

/seriously, idiot had it coming
 
2012-10-30 01:24:42 PM

Oliver Twisted: So who is the women slowly walking onto the field midway through? She kind has that depressing "yeah, he is with me look"


I liked her a lot
 
2012-10-30 03:02:34 PM

varmitydog: The guy is wearing a dildo and no underwear. Link

Dad hit him from his blind spot in the back, dildo boy never saw it coming. It brought him down but it wasn't such a great hit---dildo boy got up.


Pegging fetish, eh?
 
2012-10-30 03:41:18 PM
The dudes out in the storm in their undies was funnier.
 
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