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Skr
2012-10-30 09:46:56 AM
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
 
2012-10-30 09:48:48 AM
Penis from a cadaver? Seriously?
 
2012-10-30 09:51:28 AM
Penis transplant???!!!
 
2012-10-30 09:56:17 AM
Whoa! They can do penis transplants? I have a six incher, but always wanted a nine or ten incher. Any farkers up for a donation?
 
2012-10-30 09:56:52 AM
oh so THAT'S what a briefcase is!
 
2012-10-30 10:06:38 AM
Check out the story on the same page titled: Chinese man who sued wife for being ugly awarded $120,000. Rosean Barr would be worth at least a million in damages if the statue were applied here in the US.
 
2012-10-30 10:07:21 AM

Matthew Keene: Whoa! They can do penis transplants? I have a six incher, but always wanted a nine or ten incher. Any farkers up for a donation?


Get bent I'm using it.

/keeps me from rolling out of bed.
 
2012-10-30 10:08:03 AM
in a few years families of well hung deceased are going to cash in on more than just insurance.
 
2012-10-30 10:19:32 AM

KrispyKritter: in a few years families of well hung deceased are going to cash in on more than just insurance.


Johnny may be dead
But his johnny certainly isn't.
 
2012-10-30 10:24:16 AM
I can see why it wants to be a man.... covers up 90% of its body and it still looks horrendous.
 
2012-10-30 10:24:37 AM
Note to wannabe trannies: Make absolutely sure before you have your wiener cut off, because man, it's gone.
 
2012-10-30 10:46:29 AM
"There are more than 20 people like this that we have in our files. This is as normal as a face or arm transplant."

Normal? I've heard of maybe 3 face transplants. Reconstructive surgery is fairly normal. You've been watching too many movies there pally.
 
2012-10-30 11:08:26 AM

themasterdebater: I can see why it wants to be a man.... covers up 90% of its body and it still looks horrendous.


This person sounds like they have some serious mental problems. You can use the pronouns he wants (assuming he wants to be referred to as a man now), or if you really insists you can use the other set of pronouns. He is still a human being, however, and referring to him as it, making him into a thing that is sub-human still makes you a douche.
 
2012-10-30 11:14:56 AM
So here's the question. You're a well hung guy and you just died. Sorry. Anyway, would you want to donate you penis knowing it would live on giving pleasure to woman?
 
2012-10-30 11:16:01 AM
Examine briefs?

Panty thread?
 
2012-10-30 11:21:00 AM

Skr: I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.


We are done with the boobies

/boobies
 
2012-10-30 11:34:26 AM
asked the Directorate of Religious Affairs whether it was religiously permissible to receive a penis transplant from a cadaver, but religious officials said it was impermissible unless the penis originally belonged to the transplant recipient.

Sounds reasonable. That's pretty much in line with the strictest of Islamic teachings.....pfft.
 
2012-10-30 11:45:12 AM

Skr: It's detachable.


When I was a boy, traveling with my family in the gas guzzler station wagon on long vacation trips, I used to wish that I could remove my penis and hang it out the window to relieve myself because, "I gotta pee so bad it's backing up in my eyes and turning them yellow" and my dad won't pull over because we just had a potty stop 45 minutes ago, and he doesn't want to stop again because we won't need gas for another hour or so, so "just hold it kid, we're halfway there." 

/just like that
 
2012-10-30 11:55:38 AM
Mmmmmmkay.
 
2012-10-30 12:33:53 PM

cassanovascotian: themasterdebater: I can see why it wants to be a man.... covers up 90% of its body and it still looks horrendous.

This person sounds like they have some serious mental problems. You can use the pronouns he wants (assuming he wants to be referred to as a man now), or if you really insists you can use the other set of pronouns. He is still a human being, however, and referring to him as it, making him into a thing that is sub-human still makes you a douche.


Strangely, I'm perfectly okay with being a douche for this one - thanks for noticing.
 
2012-10-30 12:58:04 PM

themasterdebater: Strangely, I'm perfectly okay with being a douche for this one - thanks for noticing.


Cool, so when you develop a mental illness, I'll start treating you as a "thing" that can just be disposed of, rather than a person. Got it.
 
2012-10-30 02:26:59 PM

cassanovascotian: themasterdebater: Strangely, I'm perfectly okay with being a douche for this one - thanks for noticing.

Cool, so when you develop a mental illness, I'll start treating you as a "thing" that can just be disposed of, rather than a person. Got it.


Hey, it worked so well in medieval Bedlam.
 
2012-10-30 03:01:13 PM
Wow... man becomes woman, wants to become man again trifecta in play?
 
2012-10-30 04:12:18 PM
I don't think it will hold up in court.
 
2012-10-30 06:49:54 PM

Matthew Keene: Whoa! They can do penis transplants? I have a six incher, but always wanted a nine or ten incher. Any farkers up for a donation?


Sorry, Dude. I already gave my money to buy a famous politician a car he never asked me to in violation of campaign laws because the internet once made fun of him over it. My frivolity slush fund is tapped out.
 
2012-10-30 07:20:19 PM

abhorrent1: Note to wannabe trannies: Make absolutely sure before you have your wiener cut off, because man, it's gone.


Seriously! I assume some mental screening is mandatory before a surgeon undertakes such a procedure, but I've seen more than one patient who had regrets. Some of them were obviously mentally disturbed, so much so that I have to think they were obviously messed up when they had their junk cut off. What sort of doctor would do such a thing?
 
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