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(Yahoo)   Researchers say you shouldn't kiss pigs at county fairs, just buy them a corn dog, take them on a ride, and take them back to your place for some sweet, sweet lovin' like any self-respecting man would   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 19
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2012-10-30 11:16:05 AM
People have to be TOLD this? Don't kiss pigs? O.o

/and, yes, my dear, it will NOT get you out of that speeding ticket
 
2012-10-30 11:20:21 AM
You leave my ex-girlfriend out of this!
 
2012-10-30 11:20:47 AM
Hot, greasy lovin'...in a skillet or in the oven.

Must. Have. Bacon. Now.
 
Skr
2012-10-30 11:24:50 AM
Figured this oblg image would be in article.

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2012-10-30 11:25:03 AM
I've only recently learned that a 'cow lick' is a hairstyle.
Another hobby ruined.
 
2012-10-30 11:25:14 AM
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2012-10-30 11:25:50 AM

Skr: Figured this oblg image would be in article.

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DAMNIT!!!!!
 
2012-10-30 11:26:10 AM

Rufus Lee King: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x808]


1) happy pig
2) anthropomorphized, and
3) eating himself

by law, these must be some of the best sausages on earth.
 
2012-10-30 11:26:15 AM
"there's no accounting for taste" said the old lady as she knelt to kiss her pig.
 
2012-10-30 11:27:08 AM
It was 1996 at the County Fair in Shelbyville, Indiana. I met her by the Tilt-A-Whirl. I can still remember her cute little nose and the way she squealed when you pulled her tail. I asked her to accompany me to the demolition derby. We sat in the Pit section up close where you could really feel the mud on your skin. I knew that this would make her mine.
 
Skr
2012-10-30 11:31:27 AM

Beerguy: Skr: Figured this oblg image would be in article.

[img.chinasmack.com image 640x480]

DAMNIT!!!!!


Your swine flu implicating caption trumps my quick search haha.
 
2012-10-30 11:34:05 AM
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To Marcus
To Marcus
Too bi a fat pig?

just pretend it's man-meat 
 
2012-10-30 11:35:46 AM
Whatever happened to "Common Farking Sense"? I mean, these are critters that happily wallow in, and eat, shiat: all shiat. Pig, goat, chicken, cow, human... they don't care, they'll EAT it! They marinate in it. That's about as healthy as drinking the ditch water in Calcutta or Port Au Prince.
 
2012-10-30 11:40:55 AM
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2012-10-30 11:41:52 AM

thespindrifter: Whatever happened to "Common Farking Sense"? I mean, these are critters that happily wallow in, and eat, shiat: all shiat. Pig, goat, chicken, cow, human... they don't care, they'll EAT it! They marinate in it. That's about as healthy as drinking the ditch water in Calcutta or Port Au Prince.


You mean other than if given the opportunity that swine will be one of the cleanest animals?

The truth is farmers don't get sick because they eat dirt. Their immune system has already had to take on so much by the time they're out of diapers that even Captain Tripps will have a hard time taking them down.
 
2012-10-30 12:17:01 PM
Brandine: Cletus, if i find pig lipstick on your collar again, i'm not letting you sleep in the pig hay anymore.
Cletus: Duly noted.
 
2012-10-30 12:24:52 PM
 
2012-10-30 12:25:46 PM
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2012-10-30 12:32:31 PM

Skr: Beerguy: Skr: Figured this oblg image would be in article.

[img.chinasmack.com image 640x480]

DAMNIT!!!!!

Your swine flu implicating caption trumps my quick search haha.


Team effort.
 
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