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(Boulder Daily Camera)   18-year-old college student explains why she jumped off a third floor balcony while police were breaking up the party she was at: "Because I'm the golden child and I don't want to get in trouble"   (dailycamera.com) divider line 61
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2012-10-30 08:21:05 AM  
You would think that snowflakes would land a little softer than that.
 
2012-10-30 08:22:26 AM  
'Chunky Asses?'
 
2012-10-30 08:30:37 AM  
farm7.static.flickr.com

Golden Child, you say? One of the cops must have looked like this.
 
2012-10-30 09:34:09 AM  
Mission Accomplished.
 
2012-10-30 09:37:09 AM  
Heh, the golden child got a golden ticket
 
2012-10-30 10:02:33 AM  
Don't worry dear, a few more episodes like this and your parents will give up all those now-failed expectations they had for you. You'll be free to make your own choices in life. And only have their years of bitter resentment to keep you company.
 
2012-10-30 10:40:11 AM  
She was also overheard saying something about wanting the knife
 
2012-10-30 10:41:40 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: She was also overheard saying something about wanting the knife


"I, I, I.. I.. .want the knife..."
 
2012-10-30 10:47:44 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-30 10:48:36 AM  
"...Daniela Santana Aguilar, 18 -- come out onto the balcony and ask three men below if they would catch her if she jumped. The men walked away and Aguilar went back inside, according to the report."

Freshman 15 50?
 
2012-10-30 11:14:11 AM  
"Angie, you're a f*cking idiot. I say that with love."

-Angie's father, Pineapple Express
 
2012-10-30 11:37:05 AM  
www.bbc.co.uk

Damn it, missed!
 
2012-10-30 11:39:35 AM  
next year someone will out her brother and he'll suicide. some parents really know how to fark up a child.
 
2012-10-30 11:39:47 AM  
Lawsuit by the parents against the police in 5...4...3...
 
2012-10-30 11:40:04 AM  
Okay, she was a total dumbass.

That said, I can kind of understand where she's coming from. When you have a reputation for being the good kid, it really is hard to get in trouble. Not jump-off-of-a-balcony hard, but hard enough that you tend to go to stupid lengths to avoid being caught.
 
2012-10-30 11:41:07 AM  
"Daniela Santana Aguilar"

Golden child? More like a Black Magic Woman
 
2012-10-30 11:43:57 AM  
Nobody sends their "Golden Child" to CU. End of story. Maybe she's iron pyrite.
 
2012-10-30 11:45:20 AM  

Cythraul: Dead for Tax Reasons: She was also overheard saying something about wanting the knife

"I, I, I.. I.. .want the knife..."


"Pleaaaaaaaaase."
 
2012-10-30 11:47:13 AM  
She was scared about getting caught with alcohol at a college party?
That's almost cute considering that lots of other kids are out there pouring crack into each others assholes with a funnel.
 
2012-10-30 11:49:33 AM  
This Russell Hammond's daughter?
 
2012-10-30 11:50:06 AM  
Idiot. You hide in the attic 'till the cops leave. Remember to bring beers while hiding.
 
2012-10-30 11:52:34 AM  
jumping from the 3rd story? where I live, that could be really farking high because i live in the land of high ceilings. but, I'm guessing in a shiatty college apartment in colorado (assuming modern architecture), you've got what, 8ft or 10ft ceilings?

so, they jumped from a balcony at 17-21ft or so? she got a broken wrist and the other guy went unconscious. learn to fall.

/ who am i kidding, i have a permanently busted knee from being too aggressive when it comes to jumping from heights. if there no serious injuries, sounds like they did great, depending on the terrain.
 
2012-10-30 11:52:46 AM  
Daniela Santana Aguilar, 18 ...
William Sullivan Gibson, 18 ...

... They were both issued tickets for alcohol consumption by a minor.


??
 
2012-10-30 11:53:29 AM  
Quit blaming the victim!!!
 
2012-10-30 11:57:36 AM  

GreyWolf007: Daniela Santana Aguilar, 18 ...
William Sullivan Gibson, 18 ...

... They were both issued tickets for alcohol consumption by a minor.

??


there are many different definitions of minor in america.

1) does the issue relate to your unique snowflakeness and our desire to protect you from yourself? minor until 21
2) does the issue relate to your villainy and murderous temperance (and are you black)? minor until 13
3) could majority mean you buy more stuff, like a car? minor until 16
4) could majority mean you go across the world to kill people? minor until 18
5) does majority mean we can fap to pictures of you? depends on state.
 
2012-10-30 11:57:48 AM  

whosits_112: Cythraul: Dead for Tax Reasons: She was also overheard saying something about wanting the knife

"I, I, I.. I.. .want the knife..."

"Pleaaaaaaaaase."


So, you're just gonna let that booger freeze up on your jacket like that?
 
2012-10-30 11:58:15 AM  

GreyWolf007: Daniela Santana Aguilar, 18 ...
William Sullivan Gibson, 18 ...

... They were both issued tickets for alcohol consumption by a minor.

??


I'm missing the point of confusion here.
 
2012-10-30 12:02:15 PM  

GreyWolf007: Daniela Santana Aguilar, 18 ...
William Sullivan Gibson, 18 ...

... They were both issued tickets for alcohol consumption by a minor.

??


Ok, I know you're an American, and a Floridian to boot, but you really aren't THAT stupid, are you? Yes, they are legally adult, but I'm sure you know what the legal drinking age is down there...
 
2012-10-30 12:02:36 PM  
PLF dumbass. If this was onto grass and not concrete I have zero sympathy. Hell, just hanging down before you jump would have made this 20 feet at the most.
 
2012-10-30 12:03:42 PM  
Came for 'Chunky Asses'.


Leaving spent.
 
2012-10-30 12:07:52 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Came for 'Chunky Asses'.


Leaving spent.


A whole magazine of butt with cake all over it.


/My dear, sweet brother Numsie!
 
2012-10-30 12:08:02 PM  

DaddyRat: whosits_112: Cythraul: Dead for Tax Reasons: She was also overheard saying something about wanting the knife

"I, I, I.. I.. .want the knife..."

"Pleaaaaaaaaase."

So, you're just gonna let that booger freeze up on your jacket like that?


Hey bird! You seen a naked old man with a hundred dollar bill around here?

i218.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-30 12:12:09 PM  
FTA: "Gibson woke up shortly after paramedics arrived on scene and insisted he was fine. Gibson did not remember jumping from the window, and told officers, "I've been here, on the ground, the whole time I'm Batman," according to the report.
 
2012-10-30 12:12:34 PM  
Something similar happened when a party friends of mine were throwing got busted. Most people just started to leave, because it was sort of standard there that cops busted up parties but didn't arrest anyone unless they were really belligerent, but one girl flipped shiat, ripped out someone's AC, and jumped out a second story window. She broke her arm. Luckily my friends didn't get sued.

/csb
 
2012-10-30 12:17:52 PM  

PirateKing: DaddyRat: whosits_112: Cythraul: Dead for Tax Reasons: She was also overheard saying something about wanting the knife

"I, I, I.. I.. .want the knife..."

"Pleaaaaaaaaase."

So, you're just gonna let that booger freeze up on your jacket like that?

Hey bird! You seen a naked old man with a hundred dollar bill around here?

[i218.photobucket.com image 250x219]


My dear, sweet brother Numsie!!
 
2012-10-30 12:20:32 PM  
Criminal records to follow you to the grave.

Because your basic "law 'n' order" enthusiasts masturbate over the possibility that a person will never be able to find a decent job.

Revenge is sweet. And gets lots of support, too.
 
2012-10-30 12:22:04 PM  

PirateKing: DaddyRat: whosits_112: Cythraul: Dead for Tax Reasons: She was also overheard saying something about wanting the knife

"I, I, I.. I.. .want the knife..."

"Pleaaaaaaaaase."

So, you're just gonna let that booger freeze up on your jacket like that?

Hey bird! You seen a naked old man with a hundred dollar bill around here?

[i218.photobucket.com image 250x219]


"HA! I got the knife! Now turn on the goddamn lights!"
 
2012-10-30 12:31:32 PM  
VIVA NEPAL! VIVA NEPAL!

/How often do we get a Golden Child thread?
 
2012-10-30 12:35:09 PM  
Yeah, well, you better have a spatula where we're goin' cause my ass is frozen to this yak.
 
2012-10-30 12:38:03 PM  

PirateKing: VIVA NEPAL! VIVA NEPAL!

/How often do we get a Golden Child thread?


I just want a chip.

/Turn that over, man. It's burning!
 
2012-10-30 12:41:07 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-30 12:47:45 PM  

UncleStumpy: Ok, I know you're an American, and a Floridian to boot, but you really aren't THAT stupid, are you? Yes, they are legally adult, but I'm sure you know what the legal drinking age is down there...


Actually, I had forgotten that it is 21 now ... Age, it's a helluva drug
 
2012-10-30 12:53:41 PM  
Sardo Numspa = Tywin Lannister

That is all.
 
2012-10-30 01:06:11 PM  

oxxymoron: Sardo Numspa = Tywin Lannister

That is all.


I will destroy you. Yust like that.
 
2012-10-30 01:08:00 PM  
Life is not like the movies sweetheart there will be police at the front and backdoors when officers enter a building. You are not going to be able to run away so your best bet is to act normal.
 
2012-10-30 01:19:46 PM  
Daniela Santana Aguila ... 18

Not being pregnant or already having a child, wpuld already qualify her as the Golden Child.
 
2012-10-30 01:30:50 PM  
I love that the guy said he had been laying on the ground the entire time......and when police said he was unconscious he said "only for 30 minutes".......these 2 are total idiots.
 
2012-10-30 01:34:35 PM  
content7.flixster.com
I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!1!
 
2012-10-30 01:46:49 PM  
Not that these two aren't complete dumbasses, but this stuff wouldn't happen at all if we didn't have the cops chasing people down for a nothing "crime" that virtually every single college student does. College students drink. Who gives a fark?
 
2012-10-30 01:56:20 PM  

Need_MindBleach: Not that these two aren't complete dumbasses, but this stuff wouldn't happen at all if we didn't have the cops chasing people down for a nothing "crime" that virtually every single college student does. College students drink. Who gives a fark?


Every one that gets away is lost revenue in fines. Kind of like transit police chasing fare evaders.
 
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