Tenatra: There was a disaster here in Missouri also. I ordered a pizza from Domino's and this is what it looked like inside the box.[s16.postimage.org image 850x637]I'd like to know what the fark that employee was thinking when she cut/boxed the pizza. She had to have seen the quality of this product and she still ended up giving it to me?!/This was supposed to be a large hand tossed pizza//That hole wasn't from me, it was there when I opened my box///Half the pizza was flat////All of the dough was burnt
demaL-demaL-yeH: Did coco ebert make it to high ground?
farkingismybusiness: Barack Obama doesn't care about orange people.
thespindrifter: wizden: That didn't seem like very deep flooding.What were you expecting, Shakespeare? Thoreau? Not all storms can have a secondary education you know!
davidphogan: Wait, a building above the Holland Tunnel is falling apart? Wouldn't that be bad news for the tunnel beneath it?
Runs_With_Scissors_: "Do we have any plans in place for the incoming tide?"Long pause."Negative. There are no plans."
Tenatra: This was supposed to be a large hand tossed pizza
Fubini: but in my mind a news-flash is supposed to be breaking brand-new news, not multiple aspects of the same news unless it marks a significant shift in the news narrative (e.g. person goes from being near-death to dying, a trial verdict is returned, a water-hurricane turns into a fire-hurricane, etc.)
Max Awesome: [i42.photobucket.com image 625x467]At least this guy's car is going to be ok.
sprawl15: davidphogan: Wait, a building above the Holland Tunnel is falling apart? Wouldn't that be bad news for the tunnel beneath it?Well, most of Holland is under sea level, so it could lead to a chain breaching of dikes dykesand a global tuliptwo lip shortage.
ArtosRC: Well, at least it won't smell as bad after this./probably not
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