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(The Atlantic)   Columnist wonders about the sex lives of conjoined twins, fails to provide any video footage that would clear up the confusion over the issue   (theatlantic.com) divider line 84
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2012-10-30 08:09:59 AM  
It must suck to be in an orgy with a sibling
 
2012-10-30 08:20:32 AM  
theshiatiputupwith.jpeg
 
2012-10-30 08:38:06 AM  
It probably provides a very convenient sex life for a rapist. I mean, think about it. You could get two victims in one go. It's not like one could escape you while you're working on the other one.

/I know, incredibly bad joke. Feel free to pummel me.
 
2012-10-30 09:26:11 AM  
One thing we know for sure about the sexuality of conjoined twins: People who aren't conjoined are fascinated by it. don't think about it until some dummy gets a job writing about sh*t no one thinks about til some dummy gets a byline and some Farker has to point out how dumb some columnist is.

/Okay, I'm done thinking about it
 
2012-10-30 10:49:38 AM  

SlothB77: theshiatiputupwith.jpeg


malialitman.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-30 11:26:30 AM  

jmadisonbiii: http://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/angelia-jolie-conjoine d -twins.jpg


This looks shopped...

Also, I wonder how much Abby and Brittany's virginity would go for.
 
2012-10-30 11:35:54 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-30 11:38:07 AM  
Thanks for not including video.
 
2012-10-30 11:38:40 AM  

cman: It must suck to be in an orgy with a sibling


What if your sibling wanted to eat Super Thai Taco Bell or something?

Wouldnt that piss you off to wake up in the middle of the night with the squirts because your asshole conjoined twin wanted ass-rape Tacos?
 
Skr
2012-10-30 11:38:42 AM  
I've heard it really depends on how they are conjoined. If it is one sex organ they'll share a partner, but if they both have separate sex organs then they will each have a partner of their own. During relations in the later, one of the twins will sleep or read or do something else. 
Didn't read the article /shrug
 
2012-10-30 11:38:42 AM  
 
2012-10-30 11:40:56 AM  
Since Abby and Brittany share everything from the waist down, if you had sex with either, would it still count as a threesome? What if oral were involved?
 
2012-10-30 11:41:39 AM  
Dude, we all wonder a about it; but it's rude to ask outloud.
 
2012-10-30 11:41:40 AM  
Would suck if whacking off was also incest ...
 
2012-10-30 11:41:55 AM  
but what if you love one and the other is a biatch???
 
2012-10-30 11:42:09 AM  
grouchoreviews.com

It's like sleeping next to a paint shaker.
 
2012-10-30 11:42:46 AM  

Lukeonia1: jmadisonbiii: http://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/angelia-jolie-conjoine d -twins.jpg

This looks shopped...

Also, I wonder how much Abby and Brittany's virginity would go for.


It would go for about 15 seconds.......each. That's all you really need.
 
2012-10-30 11:43:22 AM  
This is relevent to my interests.
 
2012-10-30 11:44:10 AM  

AgentKGB: *NSFW" probably a photoshop but there subby...


Did anyone get a huge erection from this?

/Yeah, me neither.
 
2012-10-30 11:47:06 AM  

HighZoolander: Since Abby and Brittany share everything from the waist down, if you had sex with either, would it still count as a threesome? What if oral were involved?


What about wanking it? Have the sisters gone their entire lives without masturbating? If not, does that count as masturbation or incest?
 
2012-10-30 11:47:55 AM  
They go both ways.
 
2012-10-30 11:51:03 AM  

AgentKGB: *NSFW" probably a photoshop but there subby...


Yea, shopped.

www.xenophilia.com
 
2012-10-30 11:55:53 AM  
You are a conjoined twin......Your brother is gay.....you are not.....he has a date tonight....and you only have one sphincter.
 
2012-10-30 11:57:00 AM  

Baron Harkonnen: HighZoolander: Since Abby and Brittany share everything from the waist down, if you had sex with either, would it still count as a threesome? What if oral were involved?

What about wanking it? Have the sisters gone their entire lives without masturbating? If not, does that count as masturbation or incest?


I think masturbation, since each controls one arm independently. Although they do share a vagina, so I guess it would have to be both masturbation and incest?

/head asplode
 
2012-10-30 11:57:35 AM  
Ok, I've had to cut out the neck of a sweatshirt to fit it over my son's giant egghead, but those girls, tha's ridiculous.
 
2012-10-30 11:59:34 AM  

Revenge of the Muttonstache: AgentKGB: *NSFW" probably a photoshop but there subby...

Did anyone get a huge erection from this?

/Yeah, me neither.


Revenge of the Muttonstache: AgentKGB: *NSFW" probably a photoshop but there subby...

Did anyone get a huge erection from this?

/Yeah, me neither.


Oh like you wouldn't. It would be like doing a midget. Not something you want everyday, but would just to say you did.
 
2012-10-30 12:00:44 PM  
If I remember, Chang and Eng's wives alternated days sleeping with them. Between them, they fathered something like fifteen children.
 
2012-10-30 12:05:45 PM  

HighZoolander: Since Abby and Brittany share everything from the waist down, if you had sex with either, would it still count as a threesome? What if oral were involved?


Wait tilt they're pregnant to be sure
 
2012-10-30 12:06:54 PM  
Meh, this is another holdover of puritanical thinking. In TV show Rome, you see couples having sex with slaves standing around. But in modern life, the idea of having someone else in the room (barring sexy 3somes) is considered repellent.

I'm sure from their perspective, if you've spent every second of your life with your conjoined twin, shared ass-wipes with them, having them present when you are having sex isn't really that big a deal.
 
2012-10-30 12:07:30 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: If I remember, Chang and Eng's wives alternated days sleeping with them. Between them, they fathered something like fifteen children.


They went three days at Chang's, then three days at Eng's, rinse and repeat. Their great-great granddaughter was on Antiques Roadshow with a custom-built chair that belonged to them. Total of 21 kids.
 
2012-10-30 12:11:10 PM  

HighZoolander: Baron Harkonnen: HighZoolander: Since Abby and Brittany share everything from the waist down, if you had sex with either, would it still count as a threesome? What if oral were involved?

What about wanking it? Have the sisters gone their entire lives without masturbating? If not, does that count as masturbation or incest?

I think masturbation, since each controls one arm independently. Although they do share a vagina, so I guess it would have to be both masturbation and incest?

/head asplode


masturbest
 
2012-10-30 12:17:25 PM  

HighZoolander: Since Abby and Brittany share everything from the waist down, if you had sex with either, would it still count as a threesome? What if oral were involved?


"What if"?

Since when is it not mandatory?
 
2012-10-30 12:21:40 PM  
Pfftt -- the easy part is getting the video. The hard part is getting them both to sign the release.
 
2012-10-30 12:22:25 PM  

mcreadyblue: HighZoolander: Since Abby and Brittany share everything from the waist down, if you had sex with either, would it still count as a threesome? What if oral were involved?

"What if"?

Since when is it not mandatory?


Ok, but what if one of them had a headache?
 
2012-10-30 12:23:54 PM  

cman: It must suck to be in an orgy with a sibling


But if you share a bloodstream, you get to enjoy it when they "arrive", too.
 
2012-10-30 12:25:41 PM  
What if one wants to madturbate but the other doesn't? Do they both orgasm? Funny way to wake up your twin. Surprise!
 
2012-10-30 12:29:52 PM  
I will stick with having just had sex with two sisters as they had sex with each other.
 
2012-10-30 12:30:22 PM  
Internet Rule 34 in 5... 4... 3... 2...
 
2012-10-30 12:32:28 PM  
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmmkJ-Y5Y_I

cman: It must suck to be in an orgy with a sibling


You're wrong.
Milton twins.
You're welcome.
 
2012-10-30 12:35:25 PM  

HighZoolander: Since Abby and Brittany share everything from the waist down, if you had sex with either, would it still count as a threesome? What if oral were involved?


Obviously it would be a twoandahalfsome.
 
2012-10-30 12:35:52 PM  
So many holes to choose from...
 
2012-10-30 12:40:56 PM  

Lukeonia1: jmadisonbiii: http://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/angelia-jolie-conjoine d -twins.jpg

This looks shopped...

Also, I wonder how much Abby and Brittany's virginity would go for.


I'm betting it went for some wine coolers and a few pretty words.
 
2012-10-30 12:46:22 PM  

thelordofcheese: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmmkJ-Y5Y_I

cman: It must suck to be in an orgy with a sibling

You're wrong.
Milton twins.
You're welcome.


Don't look for any of their recent work unless you want to look at chicks that appear completely strung out.
 
2012-10-30 12:49:37 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: thelordofcheese: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmmkJ-Y5Y_I

cman: It must suck to be in an orgy with a sibling

You're wrong.
Milton twins.
You're welcome.

Don't look for any of their recent work unless you want to look at chicks that appear completely strung out.


Porn has always been a tough business and they have been in it about 5 years too long.
 
2012-10-30 12:50:38 PM  
Bhruic:
I'm sure from their perspective, if you've spent every second of your life with your conjoined twin, shared ass-wipes with them, having them present when you are having sex isn't really that big a deal.

Smartest post in the thread (though I came here for lulz, not intellectual stimulation)

FirstNationalBastard:
I'm betting it went for some wine coolers and a few pretty words.

They're supposedly strongly Christian, so likely no.  Plus, wine coolers? Show some respect, man.
 
2012-10-30 12:53:00 PM  

Virtue: You are a conjoined twin......Your brother is gay.....you are not.....he has a date tonight....and you only have one sphincter.


The Count of Monte Crisco?

/try the veal.
 
2012-10-30 12:57:59 PM  

No Such Agency: Bhruic:
I'm sure from their perspective, if you've spent every second of your life with your conjoined twin, shared ass-wipes with them, having them present when you are having sex isn't really that big a deal.

Smartest post in the thread (though I came here for lulz, not intellectual stimulation)

FirstNationalBastard:
I'm betting it went for some wine coolers and a few pretty words.

They're supposedly strongly Christian, so likely no.  Plus, wine coolers? Show some respect, man.


Strongly Christian usually equals "anal and blowjob extravaganza".
 
2012-10-30 01:10:18 PM  
I guess there's something wrong with me. When I see articles about conjoined twins, I wonder about how they walk without pain, what happens to their spine/s over time, whether they can find work, if their line of sight is borked or if they can see ok. I've read about those girls and they'd talk about what they wanted to do as adults and it was heartbreaking, because I know they're both going to be stuck in an office and neither one is going to really be able to do what she wants, but they'll have to create a compromise.

I figure the sex stuff works itself out, whether it be by creativity, suppression, or tolerance. People are adaptable.
 
2012-10-30 01:20:25 PM  
It's okay, CUP. Not everyone can think inside outside the box. Some are just more gifted, or possibly just more dedicated to sexualizing anything, anywhere, any time.
 
2012-10-30 01:22:34 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: I guess there's something wrong with me. When I see articles about conjoined twins, I wonder about how they walk without pain, what happens to their spine/s over time, whether they can find work, if their line of sight is borked or if they can see ok. I've read about those girls and they'd talk about what they wanted to do as adults and it was heartbreaking, because I know they're both going to be stuck in an office and neither one is going to really be able to do what she wants, but they'll have to create a compromise.

I figure the sex stuff works itself out, whether it be by creativity, suppression, or tolerance. People are adaptable.


Actually, they want to be teachers and it strikes me as a pretty good option for them- two sets of eyes on the class.

The level of coordination they've reached is really pretty staggering - they can play basketball, drive a car and other physical bits like that even though they only control one one arm/leg each. Think about that for a second- if you want to run across the room you have to start moving half your body and assume your twin is going to follow through even though you aren't going to tell them. That's just insane levels of kinesthetic awareness.

They also want to be a mother(s?), so either they adopt or they're going to have to work out the sex thing between them. They only have one set of reproductive organs so you have to assume they've had to discuss it, but if they can deal with everything else you'd assume they can work that out too.
 
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