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(WorldNetDaily)   World Net Daily crows about how they committed fraud by donating to Obama's campaign under the false name "Osama Bin Laden". Oh, and they donated money to Obama's campaign, too. Looks like they didn't think their cunning plan through at all   (wnd.com) divider line 49
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2012-10-30 09:16:29 AM
6 votes:
Osama Bin Laden is no Weedlord Bonerhitler.
2012-10-30 09:36:46 AM
5 votes:
WND: "Sweet Jesus we are farking assholes! WHY DOESN'T OBAMA STOP OUR ASSHOLERY?!"
2012-10-30 09:40:34 AM
4 votes:
Screw this. I'm switching to Pakistan Internet Protocol.
2012-10-30 05:46:17 AM
4 votes:
From the comments:

Drew Gasaway
Everything about binladens death is suspect including that no one alive saw his body and how the seal team members died right after the raid.


Wait, now there's some conspiracy theory that all the Seal team members were bumped off after the raid? That would have to be the worst conspiracy theory ever, as one has written a book... and i'm sure a quick Googling could answer for the others.
2012-10-30 09:37:56 AM
3 votes:
What the fark is Pakistani Internet Protocol and do I need a new IOS to support it, or is it interoperable with RIP?
2012-10-30 09:34:36 AM
3 votes:
Michael Czin, an Obama campaign spokesman, told the Post that FEC data was the result of "a minor technical error."

"All the ZIP codes and numbers are real and can be verified," Czin said.

However, if all zip codes are real, Czin has some explaining to do after the "Bin Laden" donation from a zip code based on the anniversary of the September 11th attacks.


Earlier in TFA:

In the case of this donation, the 91101 zip code is real but corresponds to Pasadena, Calif., and not Abbottabad, the Pakistani city in which bin Laden was found holed up in a compound.

:facepalm:

"If all zip codes are real, then why did you accept this donation from a real zip code? NAILED YOU."
2012-10-30 09:34:34 AM
3 votes:

Kangaroo_Ralph: What's shocking is what the subby and many of you farkers took away from the article.

Using a Pakistani Internet Protocol and proxy server, a disposable credit card and a fake address, "Osama bin Laden" has successfully donated twice to Barack Obama's presidential re-election campaign.

That doesn't bother you in the slightest. Enjoy the koolaid.


Look at how stupid you are.
2012-10-30 09:30:31 AM
3 votes:
Reminds me of the time I decided to get back at that shop keeper who short changed me five dollars by buying out the stock so he couldn't do it to anyone else.
2012-10-30 09:29:20 AM
3 votes:
Dear World Net Daily:

Thank you for your admission to criminal wrongdoing. Our agents will be stopping by the headquarters in your mom's basement shortly to rectify the situation. We regret the oversight.

-The Department of Justice
2012-10-30 09:26:24 AM
3 votes:

StarSys: Who committed the real fraud? They clicked a button swearing that they were a US citizen and that they were from California. They make it seem like a real human would read over the address and see if that part was real.


Allegedly, Romney's website prevents that from happening.
2012-10-30 12:44:45 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-30 12:13:51 PM
2 votes:
I just donated 1 dollar to the Mitt Romney campaing while being located in Bogota, Colombia, with a Colombian credit card:

i220.photobucket.com

So yeah, Romney has no such bullshiat in place. Thank you, have a good day.
2012-10-30 11:40:58 AM
2 votes:
Sgt Otter:
There was a helicopter crash that killed a number of SEALs not long after the bin Laden raid. The U.S. military has REPEATEDLY stated that they were from a different SEAL platoon than the guys who killed OBL.

They would say that. It can't possibly have anything to do with Obongo replacing the Chiefs of Defense Staff with EXTREMELY TALL BLACK PANTHERS.

mije.org
2012-10-30 11:26:37 AM
2 votes:

Teufelaffe: Leeds: This article is about illegal foreign donations being blocked by the Romney website and accepted by the Obama website.

Do you have a citation for that from somewhere other than WND?


This is great. Now a bunch of freepers are scrambling to commit wire fraud against their own candidate.
2012-10-30 10:01:28 AM
2 votes:

lantawa: I am highly amused.


Is someone shaking keys?
2012-10-30 09:34:19 AM
2 votes:

The Only Jeff: Allegedly, Romney's website prevents that from happening.


Allegedly, Romney's economic plan will make golden dollar coins rain from the heavens while fairies and miniature unicorns frolic in the sun-drenched meadows and the glowing spectres of Republican Jesus and St Reagan smile upon New York from the Statue of Liberty's torch. When it comes to Romney, I'd need peer-reviewed proof before I'd believe him about the colour of the sky. :P
ecl
2012-10-30 09:22:26 AM
2 votes:

GameSprocket: I_Am_Weasel: That was mind-blowingly stupid. When, on occasion, I read a WND article my eyes will roll back in my head and I'll think "That's just dumb", but Aaron Klein has taken stupidity to a new level. People should read it as there is nothing we can say to properly convey just how moronic that article actually was.

I suppose they will now accuse Obama of building the website himself.

I can't even click these links. Last time I did my eyes rolled back so hard that I looked like a human slot machine. Now I have to wear glasses. Thanks,WND!


WND raped my mother and dyed my taint purple! SOMEONE STOP THEM
2012-10-30 09:19:38 AM
2 votes:
Was it these guys?

img203.imageshack.us
2012-10-30 09:00:55 AM
2 votes:
As i said in the red lit thread: All shiat like this does is take what should be a legitimate question to ask (Should the Obama campaign use address verification?) and make it into a terrible and sensationalized stupid faux scandal.

Not everything is an October surprise, and nobody is dazzled that you can use VPN software, idiot.
2012-10-30 04:18:27 PM
1 votes:

corronchilejano: Leeds: This article is about illegal foreign donations being blocked by the Romney website and accepted by the Obama website. Derp all you want but it won't magically change the topic of this thread to be about reforming the campaign finance laws. This thread is about Obama breaking those laws.

[i220.photobucket.com image 443x415] 

(ps, you can look at my location in my profile)


Upon observing the information that you entered, I do not understand why you believe your test comparable to WorldNetDaily's test. WorldNetDaily used the name of a known terrorist and supplied a ZIP code that, while valid, is a reference to September 11. You supplied the name "NOT A TERRORIST" and a ZIP code that is not a reference to September 11. Clearly, the two submissions are entirely different, and thus establishes proof that President Obama's campaign is willfully accepting money from anti-american foreign agencies while Mr. Mitt Romney's campaign is a beleaguered underdog struggling to attract voters despite their utter refusal to engage in unethical or illegal practices.
2012-10-30 02:14:02 PM
1 votes:
It's almost as if WNDers are demanding some sort of certificate of authenticity for donations to Obama while NOT demanding the same proof for donations to Romney.

/Whar proof of residence and nationality? Whar?
2012-10-30 01:05:47 PM
1 votes:

corronchilejano: jso2897: What did you expect?

Higher quality lulz than what I received. Really,


Mine got nixed completely. The only hostile bit was the use of the word "moron" which doesn't seem to get filtered when morons use it.
2012-10-30 12:54:39 PM
1 votes:
Contributing campaign money to someone you despise? This is your clever plan?

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-30 12:08:39 PM
1 votes:
Real patriots already realized this was a potential problem when they donated to the Colbert SuperPac

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-30 11:41:27 AM
1 votes:
Nixon made donations to the Kennedy campaign under the name "Young Socialists Alliance". Seems like conservatives are just finally getting around to accepting him as their standard barer.
2012-10-30 11:38:04 AM
1 votes:
They probably assumed the money was from the other Osama Bin Laden. That guy is really grateful to Obama. For the last decade he's been afraid to show his face in public, can't fly on a plane, constantly being harassed by bounty hunters and the CIA. But ever since Seal Team 6 shot the Al Queda leader dead, this other Osama has had a lot more freedom to move around, and most importantly, to move on with his life.
2012-10-30 11:30:03 AM
1 votes:
Well this swayed me! I am voting for Romney now!

Well it was this or the frontal lobotomy ... but definitely one of the two!
2012-10-30 11:29:55 AM
1 votes:

Teufelaffe: garkola: Obama's campaign is accepting domestic foreign donations in direct violation of campaign finance laws.

FTFY

Or did you miss the part where they weren't actually foreign nationals donating from Pakistan and the only crime that we know has been committed in this situation is WND's fraud?


I'm not even sure they committed any great fraud - they are American citizens, and contributed to an American election campaign. Their donation was legal - their only fraud is in claiming that the Obama campaign did anything wrong by taking it, and using a fake name.
But as the days to Obama's victory dwindle down, we can expect a lot of this desperate shiat.
They're beaten, and they know it - they're just flailing in rage, now.
2012-10-30 10:56:07 AM
1 votes:
The fact that we're supposed to take WND's word for that Romney's site has measures implemented to prevent such things means that either A) they're just lying or B) they couldn't afford the 50 bucks minimum suggested donation
2012-10-30 10:51:50 AM
1 votes:

Maud Dib: *shakes tiny fist at Fluorescent Testicle*


Taken out of context, that's a very strange visual...
2012-10-30 10:49:00 AM
1 votes:

Leeds: So you think that some Americans chip in too much money into the political system and you propose that the "fix" for this situation is to allow foreigners to buy into our election process too?


So you aren't at all concerned with thinly-veiled bribery on a grand scale as long as it's good ole 'murricans doing it, and you propose that we all join you in a round of goat buggery?

Hey, you're right, Leeds... it IS fun just making up s*** and attributing it to people you disagree with!
2012-10-30 10:34:37 AM
1 votes:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: What the fark is Pakistani Internet Protocol and do I need a new IOS to support it, or is it interoperable with RIP?


The P's in HTTP and TCP/IP stand for Pakistani....
2012-10-30 10:24:09 AM
1 votes:

Xai: I don't understand why donating $15 under a false name is an issue when it seems totally acceptable to donate $5m through anonymous corporations set up specifically for that purpose.


Because freedumb. What are you anyway, some sort of Hitlerbama McFartypants? Real 'murricans know the greatest threat to democracy is the $15 you don't see from fake people you do see, not the hundreds of millions you do see from people and corporations you don't. That's just free speech right there my libero-fascist friend. Why don't you just go back to Quebec if you hate this God-loving' country so much? Freedom and mom and apple pie and Chevy and A-rod! fark YEA!
2012-10-30 09:52:36 AM
1 votes:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Epoch_Zero: Vegan Meat Popsicle: What the fark is Pakistani Internet Protocol and do I need a new IOS to support it, or is it interoperable with RIP?

It's like BGRP, but with an accent.

Oh, great. So the core routing of the internet is now in the hands of Babu from Seinfeld.


www.screeninsults.com
"Your metrics are very bad - very, very bad!"
2012-10-30 09:43:46 AM
1 votes:

Leeds: I get very concerned.


Sure sounds like it.
2012-10-30 09:38:59 AM
1 votes:

Leeds: More specifically, how many people of that name are US citizens allowed to buy en election?


"Buy an election"? Lordamercy, I've heard of making a mountain out of a molehill but you're on your way to making Pluto out of a pebble.
2012-10-30 09:38:38 AM
1 votes:

Kangaroo_Ralph: What's shocking is what the subby and many of you farkers took away from the article.

Using a Pakistani Internet Protocol and proxy server, a disposable credit card and a fake address, "Osama bin Laden" has successfully donated twice to Barack Obama's presidential re-election campaign.

That doesn't bother you in the slightest. Enjoy the koolaid.


I've sat here thinking and thinking trying to figure out what I'm supposed to be outraged about, and I'm stumped. I'm just not seeing it. Help me out here. It's an unsolicited donation. Do you think Obama is going to read down the list and go "That guy? Maybe I should change my policies about him,"? Does the Salvation Army base it's decision making on who throws change in the bucket? Or is 'brown people' just becoming such a conservative boogeyman that you can scare yourselves just by saying it? "And the operator said that the donation was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSEdurkadurkastan."
2012-10-30 09:38:11 AM
1 votes:

halmot: rudemix: Descent is the highest form of patriotic in action here.

What is this I don't even


Teabonics.

blogs.citypages.com
2012-10-30 09:33:17 AM
1 votes:
WorldNetDaily is a random sampling of what all Republicans* are really like. That all Republicans believe this is no surprise, and is, frankly, a waste of server space at FARK.

*Republicans, as a group, are understood to include, but not be limited to:Members of the Tea Party (post-2006), Fox News employees and viewers, Sovereign Citizens, libertarians, members of StormFront, members of the KKK, Fundamentalist Christians, HammerSkins, birthers, and everyone who displays a confederate flag.

/14GOP88
2012-10-30 09:32:05 AM
1 votes:
He is dead thanks to our President, reminding people sure is going to hurt him in the polls.
2012-10-30 09:30:30 AM
1 votes:

MePod: Why wouldn't Obama take the donation? He already knows the dangerous Osama Bin Laden is dead.


snarkcafe.net
2012-10-30 09:30:14 AM
1 votes:
WND makes the National Review look like a bunch of pot smoking, tea drinking hippies.
2012-10-30 09:27:57 AM
1 votes:
1. you gave money to Obama

2. you reminded people Osama is dead and Obama "got er done".

3. you pointed out the dangerous prospect of money coming from bad sources is not only totally legit but anonymous thanks to the GOP and their partisan SCOTUS
2012-10-30 09:23:03 AM
1 votes:
I bet that WND couldn't get away with it again.

In fact, I double dog dare them.
2012-10-30 09:22:50 AM
1 votes:
What's shocking is what the subby and many of you farkers took away from the article.

Using a Pakistani Internet Protocol and proxy server, a disposable credit card and a fake address, "Osama bin Laden" has successfully donated twice to Barack Obama's presidential re-election campaign.

That doesn't bother you in the slightest. Enjoy the koolaid.
2012-10-30 09:20:33 AM
1 votes:
BHO: Bring me the Seals. I have word OBL is alive in London. Have them elliminate everyone. EVERYONE!
2012-10-30 09:17:16 AM
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: That was mind-blowingly stupid. When, on occasion, I read a WND article my eyes will roll back in my head and I'll think "That's just dumb", but Aaron Klein has taken stupidity to a new level. People should read it as there is nothing we can say to properly convey just how moronic that article actually was.

I suppose they will now accuse Obama of building the website himself.


I can't even click these links. Last time I did my eyes rolled back so hard that I looked like a human slot machine. Now I have to wear glasses. Thanks,WND!
2012-10-30 01:03:16 AM
1 votes:
Why wouldn't Obama take the donation? He already knows the dangerous Osama Bin Laden is dead.
2012-10-30 12:38:28 AM
1 votes:
oh that's very clever sonny, now how about you go get a cookie in the kitchen and let the adults talk.
 
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