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(Huffington Post)   New study indicates that Jews and Christians are more likely to have premarital sex than members of any other religion   ( ) divider line 9
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2012-10-30 01:26:11 AM  
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I've never had premarital sex.

And that will remain true so long as I never get married.
2012-10-30 10:29:28 AM  
1 vote:

Skr: Sex is rather good. Hard to put that apple back on the tree once you take a bite out of it. I'm thinking they might invoke god's name more during sex than at church, so they at least having that going for them.

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. -- Genesis 1:28

God's first command to humanity was to fark, produce children, and tend the Earth for them.

The "farking" part we seem to have figured out. It's the "producing children and tending the Earth for them" part that seems to escape most folks.
2012-10-30 08:26:21 AM  
1 vote:
This is good news: It show that members of these two religions are not being held ideologically hostage like other mainstream/not-so-mainstream religions or sects. Which is good for us...
2012-10-30 08:20:41 AM  
1 vote:

hot like a spicy little jewish princess
2012-10-30 06:46:45 AM  
1 vote:
Obvious tag busy burning in Hell.

/also, bad link
2012-10-30 06:22:58 AM  
1 vote:

Well Armed Sheep: So, church is a good place to pick up chicks? Well, I never!

Is Temple the same?

Yes, and they smell better than the girls on the corner too.
2012-10-30 05:39:30 AM  
1 vote:
Especially in the same concentration camp.

2012-10-30 05:31:26 AM  
1 vote:
So, church is a good place to pick up chicks? Well, I never!

Is Temple the same?
2012-10-30 12:09:37 AM  
1 vote:
You mean with each other?
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