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(Huffington Post)   New study indicates that Jews and Christians are more likely to have premarital sex than members of any other religion   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 90
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2012-10-30 07:47:07 AM  
Correlation:

Jewish and Christian religious least likely to cut you genitals or heads off for premarital sex.

Instead, they leave the decision up to you, and hope you don't botch it like 90% of humanity does.
 
2012-10-30 07:48:59 AM  
More like the Most Chosen People, amirite?
 
2012-10-30 07:49:20 AM  
Practicing or ethnically Jewish? I've dated a couple of Jewish women, but never anyone who was actually observant. By the same token, I've dated a lot of women who were raised Christian but no longer had any connection to the church or particularly strong feelings about God. Are they still Christian?
 
2012-10-30 07:51:44 AM  

the801: A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper


Great,you got Zappa stuck in my head now.

//Don't fool yourself girl....
 
2012-10-30 07:54:37 AM  
The rest are more bigoted. We already knew this.
 
2012-10-30 07:54:49 AM  

Sybarite: Practicing or ethnically Jewish? I've dated a couple of Jewish women, but never anyone who was actually observant. By the same token, I've dated a lot of women who were raised Christian but no longer had any connection to the church or particularly strong feelings about God. Are they still Christian?


Martian_Astronomer: This is clearly wrong. Obviously the ones having premarital sex are not true Scotsmen Christians.

 
2012-10-30 08:14:17 AM  
I blame the book of Solomon.
 
2012-10-30 08:20:41 AM  
home.gwi.net

hot like a spicy little jewish princess
 
2012-10-30 08:26:21 AM  
This is good news: It show that members of these two religions are not being held ideologically hostage like other mainstream/not-so-mainstream religions or sects. Which is good for us...
 
2012-10-30 08:34:41 AM  
Even Atheists?
 
2012-10-30 08:35:06 AM  
Pics or it doesn't happen.
 
2012-10-30 08:42:01 AM  

Sybarite: Practicing or ethnically Jewish? I've dated a couple of Jewish women, but never anyone who was actually observant. By the same token, I've dated a lot of women who were raised Christian but no longer had any connection to the church or particularly strong feelings about God. Are they still Christian?


no, and likely never really were. going to church on sunday doesn't make one a christian.
 
2012-10-30 08:45:02 AM  
Waiting for the Kentucky Fried Movie reference and a Space Balls reference...
 
2012-10-30 08:51:40 AM  

Demetrius: You mean with each other?


If my girlfriend and I are any indication...
 
2012-10-30 08:52:25 AM  
Or other religions lie about having sex more. They do.
 
2012-10-30 08:57:52 AM  
I'd also like to point out that these are probably also the two religions with most ready access to affordable birth control.
 
2012-10-30 09:11:37 AM  

Sybarite: Practicing or ethnically Jewish? I've dated a couple of Jewish women, but never anyone who was actually observant. By the same token, I've dated a lot of women who were raised Christian but no longer had any connection to the church or particularly strong feelings about God. Are they still Christian?


musterion: Probably because those two religions are primarily in the "West" which has dropped the "shame society" orientation. If you get caught you aren't stoned or beheaded.


I can't tell where the survey was taken, but if it's largely in western society, I'd suspect it would be because:

1) These two religions are the most culturally integrated. You're more likely to be adhering to non-western cultural traditions if you're part of a non-Christian, non-Jewish religion. Non-western culture frowns on premarital sex more than western culture.

2) Due to the cultural integration, you're more likely to have people in Western society who identify as Christian or Jewish but do not practice or adhere to any beliefs or tenets of said faiths.

Which is not to let anybody off the hook for hypocrisy.
 
2012-10-30 09:27:22 AM  
New study shows that most people in America and Europe are Jews or Christians.


Derp.
 
2012-10-30 09:31:57 AM  

musterion: Probably because those two religions are primarily in the "West" which has dropped the "shame society" orientation. If you get caught you aren't stoned or beheaded.


Well, I might be stoned...
 
2012-10-30 09:33:00 AM  

unlikely: I've never had premarital sex.

And that will remain true so long as I never get married.


...and you may very well continue to have sex unless you get married. Just say No so she keeps saying Yes.
 
2012-10-30 10:10:32 AM  

moto-geek: unlikely: I've never had premarital sex.

And that will remain true so long as I never get married.

...and you may very well continue to have sex unless you get married. Just say No so she keeps saying Yes.


If that doesn't work out, trade her out for a newer model.
 
2012-10-30 10:29:28 AM  

Skr: Sex is rather good. Hard to put that apple back on the tree once you take a bite out of it. I'm thinking they might invoke god's name more during sex than at church, so they at least having that going for them.


And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. -- Genesis 1:28

God's first command to humanity was to fark, produce children, and tend the Earth for them.

The "farking" part we seem to have figured out. It's the "producing children and tending the Earth for them" part that seems to escape most folks.
 
2012-10-30 10:31:58 AM  
Is the stereotype Jewish girls love giving blowjibbers true?
 
2012-10-30 10:44:33 AM  

fickenchucker: Is the stereotype Jewish girls love giving blowjibbers true?


ask Sara Silverman.
 
2012-10-30 10:50:56 AM  

Demetrius: You mean with each other?


Yeah, but it was only anal.

forladiesbyladies.com

That doesn't count, like eating a ham sandwich on an airplane, right?
 
2012-10-30 11:56:58 AM  

Wittenberg Dropout: And yet, in a world without religion, would we even have the concept of pre-marital sex?


having lived in a communist country the answer is, sadly, yes. they very much have the concept.
 
2012-10-30 11:59:31 AM  
WOW! according to the slideshow, NJ has more Christians per capita than Georgia!
a few other states were quite surprising as well.
 
2012-10-30 12:10:11 PM  

Labrat407: Waiting for the Kentucky Fried Movie reference and a Space Balls reference...


Odd, she doesn't look Drewish.

/halfway there.
 
2012-10-30 01:53:53 PM  

thebpem: [home.gwi.net image 360x352]

hot like a spicy little jewish princess


As long as she does it with four on the floor..... VAPOR LOCK!
 
2012-10-30 01:55:11 PM  

Well Armed Sheep: Labrat407: Waiting for the Kentucky Fried Movie reference and a Space Balls reference...

Odd, she doesn't look Drewish.

/halfway there.


Catholic Schhol Girls in Trouble....

Show me yor nuts!
 
2012-10-30 01:58:08 PM  

Well Armed Sheep: Labrat407: Waiting for the Kentucky Fried Movie reference and a Space Balls reference...

Odd, she doesn't look Drewish.

/halfway there.


Or are we going with Cleopatra Schwartz?
 
2012-10-30 02:02:01 PM  
Hey I can screw who I like, when I like and Jesus will forgive me because Jesus forgives all my sins.

/what my vicar told me
//ok the word screw wasn't exactly used
 
2012-10-30 03:20:20 PM  
Yeah, that's what happens when your religion doesn't cut off women's heads for a hobby.
 
2012-10-30 03:33:40 PM  
Self-reporting is always highly accurate, of course.
 
2012-10-30 03:59:37 PM  
static.christianmingle.com
 
2012-10-30 04:20:12 PM  

Sinister 161: Hey I can screw who I like, when I like and Jesus will forgive me because Jesus forgives all my sins.

/what my vicar told me
//ok the word screw wasn't exactly used


Nail, not screw.
 
2012-10-30 05:06:39 PM  
Speaking as a Jewish guy, when I was in college, I was always partial to girls who had been recently paroled from Catholic school.

/They started much too late, but made up for it.
 
2012-10-30 11:42:45 PM  

Sinister 161: Hey I can screw who I like, when I like and Jesus will forgive me because Jesus forgives all my sins.


The question is, when the time comes, will you want Him to?
 
2012-10-31 12:29:23 AM  

Mouser: Sinister 161: Hey I can screw who I like, when I like and Jesus will forgive me because Jesus forgives all my sins.

The question is, when the time comes, will you want Him to?


Absolutley because I'm a good Christian that losses his way...a lot.
 
2012-10-31 11:39:45 AM  
Said religions are also more likely to find a toothbrush..
 
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