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(Huffington Post)   New study indicates that Jews and Christians are more likely to have premarital sex than members of any other religion   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 90
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2012-10-30 12:09:37 AM
You mean with each other?
 
2012-10-30 12:10:57 AM
What about those who don't collect stamps?
 
2012-10-30 12:13:36 AM
New study indicates that Jews are more likely to have premarital sex than members of any other religion

There's a joke in that headline, but I'm not going to say it.
 
2012-10-30 01:26:11 AM
I've never had premarital sex.

And that will remain true so long as I never get married.
 
2012-10-30 04:57:36 AM

unlikely: I've never had premarital sex.

And that will remain true so long as I never get married.


You just blew my mind
 
2012-10-30 05:25:54 AM
anyways
 
2012-10-30 05:29:58 AM
media4.onsugar.com
 
2012-10-30 05:30:44 AM
Statistics...you can't make this stuff up!!

/oh wait...
 
2012-10-30 05:31:26 AM
So, church is a good place to pick up chicks? Well, I never!

Is Temple the same?
 
2012-10-30 05:32:02 AM
ACCESS DENIED! Good one, subby.
 
2012-10-30 05:33:25 AM
Its because the males of these religions are so damn irresistible. I mean, judging by the sample size of me.
 
2012-10-30 05:33:42 AM
Well, it helps when the woman can be fairly certain that her male relatives won't murder her for impinging on the family's "honor."
 
2012-10-30 05:37:05 AM
It's research, so they can better tell everyone else whom they can and can not f*ck.
 
2012-10-30 05:39:27 AM

RoyBatty: New study indicates that Jews are more likely to have premarital sex than members of any other religion

There's a joke in that headline, but I'm not going to say it.


Ha Ha Ha! Good one Roy! I'm doing pretty well post-marital, too...
 
2012-10-30 05:39:30 AM
Especially in the same concentration camp.

/roybatty
 
2012-10-30 05:41:21 AM
The wife and I lived in sin for years before we got married. When we bought a house, the devout catholic family next door asked us not to tell their kids that we were sinners. Fast forward a few years and their 19 yo son shacked up with a girl. It came out that they had been screwing like... well normal horny teenagers for years.

/people are going to fark
//nothing will ever change that
 
2012-10-30 05:41:27 AM

Ed Grubermann: ACCESS DENIED! Good one, subby.


:-)

Probably submitted before HuffPo pooped the mattress. Gawker's network is also in the tank this morning.
 
2012-10-30 05:41:37 AM
I broke the mold and had pre-marital sex with my Muslim ex-girlfriend. Hooray for breaking from the ordinary.
 
2012-10-30 05:42:35 AM

Whar'sMuhWhiskey: RoyBatty: New study indicates that Jews are more likely to have premarital sex than members of any other religion

There's a joke in that headline, but I'm not going to say it.

Ha Ha Ha! Good one Roy! I'm doing pretty well post-marital, too...


...but there was one long dry spell in between...
 
2012-10-30 05:46:54 AM
F*ck yeah!
 
2012-10-30 05:52:45 AM

Whar'sMuhWhiskey: Ha Ha Ha! Good one Roy! I'm doing pretty well post-marital, too...


Good for you! (Wish I had been able to say the same.)
 
2012-10-30 05:52:59 AM
If they weren't so damn repressive about it, it wouldn't be so rampant? Also Sex is great Before, During, and After the Marital. New Love, New Adventures. Same old me.
 
2012-10-30 05:57:26 AM
Wait, they had to do a study on this?

/waste of money
//all they had to do was read the part about "multiply"
 
2012-10-30 06:05:43 AM
I was going to leave a honest observation or two but there is no need for me to insult people. Not at all.
 
2012-10-30 06:11:00 AM

phenn: Gawker's network is also in the tank this morning.


Sandy has earned my approval.
May the Gawker network drown in the watery abyss and never be recovered.
 
2012-10-30 06:15:26 AM
I doubt very much that Christians have more premarital sex than Unitarians.
 
2012-10-30 06:22:58 AM

Well Armed Sheep: So, church is a good place to pick up chicks? Well, I never!

Is Temple the same?


Yes, and they smell better than the girls on the corner too.
 
2012-10-30 06:23:46 AM
I'm Jewish and Mrs Brawndo is Catholic. We farked like our lives depended on it while we were dating.

Then we got married...
 
2012-10-30 06:30:18 AM
"What what, in the butt"

/Catholic girls
 
2012-10-30 06:36:11 AM
It's better to laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners have much more fun.
 
2012-10-30 06:37:38 AM
We are taught he is a loving G-d.
 
2012-10-30 06:37:50 AM
And yet, in a world without religion, would we even have the concept of pre-marital sex?
 
2012-10-30 06:40:04 AM
Bad link.
 
2012-10-30 06:46:45 AM
Obvious tag busy burning in Hell.

/also, bad link
 
2012-10-30 06:46:50 AM
Sadly looking for pics of hot jewish women. Left disappointed :(
 
2012-10-30 06:48:50 AM
Religious hypocrites? Inconceivable!
 
2012-10-30 06:56:40 AM
Society will be a lot better off once people stop worrying about who's farking who and make sure they've got their OWN house in order.

Ban all religion and we'll all start to get along.
 
2012-10-30 06:57:59 AM
Probably because those two religions are primarily in the "West" which has dropped the "shame society" orientation. If you get caught you aren't stoned or beheaded.
 
2012-10-30 07:00:07 AM

Nogale: Well, it helps when the woman can be fairly certain that her male relatives won't murder her for impinging on the family's "honor."


On the nose...
 
2012-10-30 07:03:41 AM
Because other religions allow and encourage 11-year olds to wed?
 
2012-10-30 07:09:19 AM
I want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)

/ catholic girls, do you know how they go?
 
2012-10-30 07:11:47 AM
This is clearly wrong. Obviously the ones having premarital sex are not true Scotsmen Christians.
 
2012-10-30 07:13:57 AM

God-is-a-Taco: phenn: Gawker's network is also in the tank this morning.

Sandy has earned my approval.
May the Gawker network drown in the watery abyss and never be recovered.


Oh, I don't know. LifeHacker is semi-useful once or twice a year.
 
2012-10-30 07:17:45 AM

unlikely: I've never had premarital sex.

And that will remain true so long as I never get married.


Ah, a loophole! And that God thinks he's so smart.
 
2012-10-30 07:18:50 AM
That's because people in other religions tend to marry insanely early.
 
2012-10-30 07:22:18 AM

TeamVanHelsing: That's because people in other religions tend to marry insanely early.


Yeah, I think it's funny when the older members of my family pull out their soap box about how (back in their day) people stayed pure until their wedding night.

/all of them still had 'teen' appended to their age when they got married
 
2012-10-30 07:23:17 AM

shotglasss: Society will be a lot better off once people stop worrying about who's farking who and make sure they've got their OWN house in order.

Ban all religion and we'll all start to get along.


Doesn't that second sentence completely contradict the first?
 
2012-10-30 07:29:54 AM

shotglasss: Society will be a lot better off once people stop worrying about who's farking who and make sure they've got their OWN house in order.

Ban all religion and we'll all start to get along.


Yes, Don't shove your religious opinions down others' throats and ERADICATE THE WORSHIP OF GOD.
 
2012-10-30 07:30:16 AM
I've had premarital sex with Christian,Hindu, and Buddhist. I'm breaking the norm.
 
Skr
2012-10-30 07:37:01 AM
Sex is rather good. Hard to put that apple back on the tree once you take a bite out of it. I'm thinking they might invoke god's name more during sex than at church, so they at least having that going for them.
 
2012-10-30 07:47:07 AM
Correlation:

Jewish and Christian religious least likely to cut you genitals or heads off for premarital sex.

Instead, they leave the decision up to you, and hope you don't botch it like 90% of humanity does.
 
2012-10-30 07:48:59 AM
More like the Most Chosen People, amirite?
 
2012-10-30 07:49:20 AM
Practicing or ethnically Jewish? I've dated a couple of Jewish women, but never anyone who was actually observant. By the same token, I've dated a lot of women who were raised Christian but no longer had any connection to the church or particularly strong feelings about God. Are they still Christian?
 
2012-10-30 07:51:44 AM

the801: A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper


Great,you got Zappa stuck in my head now.

//Don't fool yourself girl....
 
2012-10-30 07:54:37 AM
The rest are more bigoted. We already knew this.
 
2012-10-30 07:54:49 AM

Sybarite: Practicing or ethnically Jewish? I've dated a couple of Jewish women, but never anyone who was actually observant. By the same token, I've dated a lot of women who were raised Christian but no longer had any connection to the church or particularly strong feelings about God. Are they still Christian?


Martian_Astronomer: This is clearly wrong. Obviously the ones having premarital sex are not true Scotsmen Christians.

 
2012-10-30 08:14:17 AM
I blame the book of Solomon.
 
2012-10-30 08:20:41 AM
home.gwi.net

hot like a spicy little jewish princess
 
2012-10-30 08:26:21 AM
This is good news: It show that members of these two religions are not being held ideologically hostage like other mainstream/not-so-mainstream religions or sects. Which is good for us...
 
2012-10-30 08:34:41 AM
Even Atheists?
 
2012-10-30 08:35:06 AM
Pics or it doesn't happen.
 
2012-10-30 08:42:01 AM

Sybarite: Practicing or ethnically Jewish? I've dated a couple of Jewish women, but never anyone who was actually observant. By the same token, I've dated a lot of women who were raised Christian but no longer had any connection to the church or particularly strong feelings about God. Are they still Christian?


no, and likely never really were. going to church on sunday doesn't make one a christian.
 
2012-10-30 08:45:02 AM
Waiting for the Kentucky Fried Movie reference and a Space Balls reference...
 
2012-10-30 08:51:40 AM

Demetrius: You mean with each other?


If my girlfriend and I are any indication...
 
2012-10-30 08:52:25 AM
Or other religions lie about having sex more. They do.
 
2012-10-30 08:57:52 AM
I'd also like to point out that these are probably also the two religions with most ready access to affordable birth control.
 
2012-10-30 09:11:37 AM

Sybarite: Practicing or ethnically Jewish? I've dated a couple of Jewish women, but never anyone who was actually observant. By the same token, I've dated a lot of women who were raised Christian but no longer had any connection to the church or particularly strong feelings about God. Are they still Christian?


musterion: Probably because those two religions are primarily in the "West" which has dropped the "shame society" orientation. If you get caught you aren't stoned or beheaded.


I can't tell where the survey was taken, but if it's largely in western society, I'd suspect it would be because:

1) These two religions are the most culturally integrated. You're more likely to be adhering to non-western cultural traditions if you're part of a non-Christian, non-Jewish religion. Non-western culture frowns on premarital sex more than western culture.

2) Due to the cultural integration, you're more likely to have people in Western society who identify as Christian or Jewish but do not practice or adhere to any beliefs or tenets of said faiths.

Which is not to let anybody off the hook for hypocrisy.
 
2012-10-30 09:27:22 AM
New study shows that most people in America and Europe are Jews or Christians.


Derp.
 
2012-10-30 09:31:57 AM

musterion: Probably because those two religions are primarily in the "West" which has dropped the "shame society" orientation. If you get caught you aren't stoned or beheaded.


Well, I might be stoned...
 
2012-10-30 09:33:00 AM

unlikely: I've never had premarital sex.

And that will remain true so long as I never get married.


...and you may very well continue to have sex unless you get married. Just say No so she keeps saying Yes.
 
2012-10-30 10:10:32 AM

moto-geek: unlikely: I've never had premarital sex.

And that will remain true so long as I never get married.

...and you may very well continue to have sex unless you get married. Just say No so she keeps saying Yes.


If that doesn't work out, trade her out for a newer model.
 
2012-10-30 10:29:28 AM

Skr: Sex is rather good. Hard to put that apple back on the tree once you take a bite out of it. I'm thinking they might invoke god's name more during sex than at church, so they at least having that going for them.


And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. -- Genesis 1:28

God's first command to humanity was to fark, produce children, and tend the Earth for them.

The "farking" part we seem to have figured out. It's the "producing children and tending the Earth for them" part that seems to escape most folks.
 
2012-10-30 10:31:58 AM
Is the stereotype Jewish girls love giving blowjibbers true?
 
2012-10-30 10:44:33 AM

fickenchucker: Is the stereotype Jewish girls love giving blowjibbers true?


ask Sara Silverman.
 
2012-10-30 10:50:56 AM

Demetrius: You mean with each other?


Yeah, but it was only anal.

forladiesbyladies.com

That doesn't count, like eating a ham sandwich on an airplane, right?
 
2012-10-30 11:56:58 AM

Wittenberg Dropout: And yet, in a world without religion, would we even have the concept of pre-marital sex?


having lived in a communist country the answer is, sadly, yes. they very much have the concept.
 
2012-10-30 11:59:31 AM
WOW! according to the slideshow, NJ has more Christians per capita than Georgia!
a few other states were quite surprising as well.
 
2012-10-30 12:10:11 PM

Labrat407: Waiting for the Kentucky Fried Movie reference and a Space Balls reference...


Odd, she doesn't look Drewish.

/halfway there.
 
2012-10-30 01:53:53 PM

thebpem: [home.gwi.net image 360x352]

hot like a spicy little jewish princess


As long as she does it with four on the floor..... VAPOR LOCK!
 
2012-10-30 01:55:11 PM

Well Armed Sheep: Labrat407: Waiting for the Kentucky Fried Movie reference and a Space Balls reference...

Odd, she doesn't look Drewish.

/halfway there.


Catholic Schhol Girls in Trouble....

Show me yor nuts!
 
2012-10-30 01:58:08 PM

Well Armed Sheep: Labrat407: Waiting for the Kentucky Fried Movie reference and a Space Balls reference...

Odd, she doesn't look Drewish.

/halfway there.


Or are we going with Cleopatra Schwartz?
 
2012-10-30 02:02:01 PM
Hey I can screw who I like, when I like and Jesus will forgive me because Jesus forgives all my sins.

/what my vicar told me
//ok the word screw wasn't exactly used
 
2012-10-30 03:20:20 PM
Yeah, that's what happens when your religion doesn't cut off women's heads for a hobby.
 
2012-10-30 03:33:40 PM
Self-reporting is always highly accurate, of course.
 
2012-10-30 03:59:37 PM
static.christianmingle.com
 
2012-10-30 04:20:12 PM

Sinister 161: Hey I can screw who I like, when I like and Jesus will forgive me because Jesus forgives all my sins.

/what my vicar told me
//ok the word screw wasn't exactly used


Nail, not screw.
 
2012-10-30 05:06:39 PM
Speaking as a Jewish guy, when I was in college, I was always partial to girls who had been recently paroled from Catholic school.

/They started much too late, but made up for it.
 
2012-10-30 11:42:45 PM

Sinister 161: Hey I can screw who I like, when I like and Jesus will forgive me because Jesus forgives all my sins.


The question is, when the time comes, will you want Him to?
 
2012-10-31 12:29:23 AM

Mouser: Sinister 161: Hey I can screw who I like, when I like and Jesus will forgive me because Jesus forgives all my sins.

The question is, when the time comes, will you want Him to?


Absolutley because I'm a good Christian that losses his way...a lot.
 
2012-10-31 11:39:45 AM
Said religions are also more likely to find a toothbrush..
 
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