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(The Hill)   As Romney and Obama campaigns urge Americans to donate to Red Cross, Donald Trump sits on his $5 million potential donation yelling "Look at me"   (thehill.com) divider line 28
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2012-10-29 11:39:24 PM  
9 votes:
2012-10-29 06:32:24 PM  
5 votes:
Has Trump responded to Colbert's offer yet?
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-29 05:50:19 PM  
3 votes:

feckingmorons: So now there is an obligation to give your money to charity?


Only a moral one. Nothing you would understand.
2012-10-29 11:33:17 PM  
2 votes:

Without Fail: It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.


No, it's not. I just need a wood chipper, a blender and a funnel.
2012-10-29 08:16:41 PM  
2 votes:
I think we should go back to the days of old, when the practices helped truly keep storms away.

To do this, we should sacrifice Donald Trump by burning at the steak, as is customary of monsters.
2012-10-30 05:50:01 AM  
1 votes:
That pompous bag of shiat can go fark himself. I hope he does penniless in the gutter. Someone should shove the nozzle of his tanning gun up ass and hold the trigger until his teeth are tan.
2012-10-30 04:50:54 AM  
1 votes:
www.estatefive.com
2012-10-30 01:18:37 AM  
1 votes:

Poison Appleseeds: stoli n coke: How long till Trump has his hand out for some of that FEMA cash to fix his casino?

He doesn't own any casinos in Atlantic City, he was given stock in Trump Entertainment Resorts, which he has no control over, for the use of his name and likeness. The bullshiat that surrounds this man is epic.


Thanks for clarifying. I just remember him filing bankruptcy.

I still like that a man who lost money running a business where people literally walked in off the street and handed him money, often getting nothing in return, was once considered a viable GOP presidential candidate.
2012-10-30 12:19:23 AM  
1 votes:
It's pretty obvious he should just donate it to Give Joe the Bird since they may not reach goal otherwise.
2012-10-29 11:56:06 PM  
1 votes:
First of all, to all of those that posted those super cool spaceships. One problem: Spaceships do not bank in space.

Anyways, back on topic. I find it funny how this thing rolls around and Obama is like, "BRB Mitt, i have to go do adult things. Dont try to mess anything up while i'm gone please and maybe try and lend a hand if you want."

And Romney is like, "Hmmm...how can i help? OH I KNOW. I'll send my campaign bus and do the exact opposite of what the Red Cross asks of citizens wanting to help. I just single handly showed the country how i have no idea how important organizations like the Red Cross operates, nor do i know an effective means of sending help. It's a good thing the MSM LAMESTEAM MEDIA wont report on it. :)"
2012-10-29 11:33:24 PM  
1 votes:

reported: BronyMedic: we should sacrifice Donald Trump by burning at the steak

Why waste a good steak?


It doesn't have to be a good one.

www.perezfox.com
2012-10-29 11:28:28 PM  
1 votes:
Here's an idea, Trump: you've got $5 million of dick-waving money laying around and your own hometown is turning into a Ski-Doo ad. Look out the goddamned window and you can see where you can put your $5 million of dick-waving money.
2012-10-29 11:23:51 PM  
1 votes:

Bloody William: Lsherm: Oh, Donald Trump is a royal asshole. It's just your own frame of reference for suffering sounded, uh, a little too New York. Not quite at the level of complaining that the maid can't come over because the subway is closed, but close.

I'm sorry, I was just using the reference I had now. I can't really speak for Baltimore residents or New Jersey residents and what they're going through. Frankly, I'm amazed the power is still on. But it's more than "the subway is closed." Emergency orders to stay inside, flooding at the Battery is at least a foot over the recorded record... it's pretty amazing. Personally, at this moment, it's not too bad besides the whole "stay inside or you might die" thing. I'm just not expecting it to stay that way, based on the warnings.


My wife's in NY near Gramercy Park for work. She says it's awful, but manageable. She said the worst part so far has been hearing glass panels that are falling off the buildings hitting the street. Still, she's on the seventh floor of a building and hasn't been too put out, nor will she be if the power goes out. She can manage because our house in VA has been through this several times in the last decade and week long power outages and flooding are the norm.

I'm sure it's scary, but unless you're carrying cats on your shoulder and putting important paperwork into a waterproof container - you'll survive. I don't imagine NY would be without power for more than a day, tops. You guys also have the benefit of gravity fed water in a lot of your domiciles, so you luck out there, too.

Here's to hoping you aren't in a basement apartment :)
2012-10-29 11:11:02 PM  
1 votes:

Bloody William: BronyMedic: Oh, and one more thing.

You have this little beauty of mass destruction.

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That's a dimension eater. It was developed by the Frontier tech team to fight the Vajra due to their armor/skin being neigh-impervious to standard ammunition. (they're biomechanical hybrids.) It envelops anything in it's explosion radius in a fold pocket, and zaps it to some point in the universe while annihilating molecular bonds at the subatomic level.

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10 million light years tall. Are we done now?


Not really. Too many penis references in that anime. It's kinda gay.
2012-10-29 10:17:10 PM  
1 votes:

dethmagnetic: feckingmorons: So now there is an obligation to give your money to charity?

Come on, you're smarter than that.


i865.photobucket.com
2012-10-29 09:57:44 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: I think we're done here. Last one out, turn off the lights.


Too late. Hurricane Sandy blew the transformer out down the street. Someone snuff out the kerosine heater on your way out.

alienated: I would prefer a nice large man, made out of straw or wicker ,as hollow as trump is to hold him ...


OH! OH! Can we put bees in it? Please!

media.twirlit.com
2012-10-29 09:53:53 PM  
1 votes:

GAT_00: Bloody William: GAT_00: SilentStrider: GAT_00: 20% more speed isn't worth no hull integrity and half the lasers. I'll keep the X-Wing, thanks. Damn I hated the missions with those things.

I liked using the b-wing. more firepower and durability than an x-wing, better speed and maneuverability than the y-wing.

It was a biatch to keep up with TIEs though.

TIE Interceptor is the most powerful fighter in the galaxy in the hands of an experienced pilot. No shields, but made the A-Wing feel like a TIE Bomber.

TIE Advanced or Defenders ran rings around those though.


The TIE Advanced was a boat compared to the Interceptor in maneuverability, and the TIE Defender is basically a fanfic insert. It's ridiculously overpowered. The maneuverability of a TIE Interceptor with shields, four lasers, and two iron cannons? I call bullshiat.
2012-10-29 09:25:48 PM  
1 votes:

Bloody William: GAT_00: SilentStrider: GAT_00: 20% more speed isn't worth no hull integrity and half the lasers. I'll keep the X-Wing, thanks. Damn I hated the missions with those things.

I liked using the b-wing. more firepower and durability than an x-wing, better speed and maneuverability than the y-wing.

It was a biatch to keep up with TIEs though.

TIE Interceptor is the most powerful fighter in the galaxy in the hands of an experienced pilot. No shields, but made the A-Wing feel like a TIE Bomber.


TIE Advanced or Defenders ran rings around those though.
2012-10-29 08:59:49 PM  
1 votes:

GAT_00: SilentStrider: GAT_00: 20% more speed isn't worth no hull integrity and half the lasers. I'll keep the X-Wing, thanks. Damn I hated the missions with those things.

I liked using the b-wing. more firepower and durability than an x-wing, better speed and maneuverability than the y-wing.

It was a biatch to keep up with TIEs though.


TIE Interceptor is the most powerful fighter in the galaxy in the hands of an experienced pilot. No shields, but made the A-Wing feel like a TIE Bomber.
2012-10-29 08:58:30 PM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: GAT_00: 20% more speed isn't worth no hull integrity and half the lasers. I'll keep the X-Wing, thanks. Damn I hated the missions with those things.

I liked using the b-wing. more firepower and durability than an x-wing, better speed and maneuverability than the y-wing.


It was a biatch to keep up with TIEs though.
2012-10-29 08:55:22 PM  
1 votes:

GAT_00: 20% more speed isn't worth no hull integrity and half the lasers. I'll keep the X-Wing, thanks. Damn I hated the missions with those things.


I liked using the b-wing. more firepower and durability than an x-wing, better speed and maneuverability than the y-wing.
2012-10-29 08:33:35 PM  
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: Anyone with extra money sitting around that they could donate to charity should do so or else they are an asshole. Amidoinitright?


Of course you are, if you are a waste of human flesh multi-millionaire who has said he'll give 5 million dollars to suffering, shelterless people if the President confirms a ridiculous conspiracy theory that he's disproved a thousand times before.
2012-10-29 08:33:08 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: verbal_jizm: feckingmorons: So now there is an obligation to give your money to charity?

He was ready to do it for entirely AWing purposes. Why not donate it for actual humanitarian purposes? Sure, there's no obligation to, but he looks like a worthless human being if he doesn't

$5M for an AWing is a hell of a deal

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20% more speed isn't worth no hull integrity and half the lasers. I'll keep the X-Wing, thanks. Damn I hated the missions with those things.
2012-10-29 08:29:12 PM  
1 votes:

verbal_jizm: feckingmorons: So now there is an obligation to give your money to charity?

He was ready to do it for entirely AWing purposes. Why not donate it for actual humanitarian purposes? Sure, there's no obligation to, but he looks like a worthless human being if he doesn't


$5M for an AWing is a hell of a deal

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2012-10-29 08:26:39 PM  
1 votes:

Krymson Tyde: Has Trump responded to Colbert's offer yet?


Yeah these people affected by the storm could have $1 million, why is Trump ignoring them? His mouth is open already
2012-10-29 08:26:36 PM  
1 votes:
Trump must be bunkered down somewhere with nothing better to do. It's not like he can go out in this wind with that 'hair'
2012-10-29 07:14:36 PM  
1 votes:

Cyberluddite: verbal_jizm: He was ready to do it for entirely AWing purposes. Why not donate it for actual humanitarian purposes? Sure, there's no obligation to, but he looks like a worthless human being if he doesn't

I disagree. That disgusting piece of shiat will look like a worthless human being regardless of whether he does or doesn't.


Good point. I concede.
2012-10-29 06:11:27 PM  
1 votes:
F*ck America, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
 
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