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(The Hill)   As Romney and Obama campaigns urge Americans to donate to Red Cross, Donald Trump sits on his $5 million potential donation yelling "Look at me"   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2012-10-30 08:57:56 AM  
Davenport, Iowa (CNN) - Mitt Romney spoke Monday with officials from the Federal Emergency Management Administration and the National Weather Service as Hurricane Sandy slammed into the U.S. East Coast. Link

Did he promise to fire them all if he's elected?
 
2012-10-30 09:03:51 AM  

BronyMedic: Bloody William: BronyMedic: Oh, and one more thing.

You have this little beauty of mass destruction.

[ghostlightning.files.wordpress.com image 655x368]

That's a dimension eater. It was developed by the Frontier tech team to fight the Vajra due to their armor/skin being neigh-impervious to standard ammunition. (they're biomechanical hybrids.) It envelops anything in it's explosion radius in a fold pocket, and zaps it to some point in the universe while annihilating molecular bonds at the subatomic level.

[t2.gstatic.com image 300x168]

10 million light years tall. Are we done now?

Not really. Too many penis references in that anime. It's kinda gay.


i75.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-30 09:07:17 AM  
Donald is like a 10 year old spoiled brat who didn't get enough attention from mommie growing up. he spends his life trying to please mommie.

and his new mommie, his accountants, aren't satfisfying him like his real mommy could sometimes.
 
2012-10-30 09:28:50 AM  

TheBigJerk: BronyMedic: Bloody William: BronyMedic: Oh, and one more thing.

You have this little beauty of mass destruction.

[ghostlightning.files.wordpress.com image 655x368]

That's a dimension eater. It was developed by the Frontier tech team to fight the Vajra due to their armor/skin being neigh-impervious to standard ammunition. (they're biomechanical hybrids.) It envelops anything in it's explosion radius in a fold pocket, and zaps it to some point in the universe while annihilating molecular bonds at the subatomic level.

[t2.gstatic.com image 300x168]

10 million light years tall. Are we done now?

Not really. Too many penis references in that anime. It's kinda gay.

[i75.photobucket.com image 640x616]


Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden.
 
2012-10-30 10:28:09 AM  
It's just so he can then turn around and say, "Sorry, charities, Obama wouldn't let me donate $5 million to you. HE'S SO MEAN!" And then he'd proceed to light the whole pile on fire in front of the now-homeless people of Queens.
 
2012-10-30 10:35:15 AM  
The President is busy responding to a natural disaster that is leaving countless dead, injured, and homeless you giant douche bag.

/Only the most vile are still focused on partisan politics.
 
2012-10-30 10:45:16 AM  

Hickory-smoked: [www.vibe.com image 600x363]

Letterman: You endorsed Governor Romney, didn't you?

Trump: Yes, I did. I really like his policy on China. China is just ripping the heart out of our economy

Letterman: You have a really nice line at Macy's. Shirts, ties and suits, right?

Trump: Yes, we're very proud of that line

Letterman: *pulls out a Donald Trump shirt* well, where are they made? *examines the tags on the shirt*

Trump: I don't know, they're made somewhere. They're great items though.

Letterman: Let me see- oh, they're made in China. China.

Trump: *shurg*


LMFAO~! Dave owned his ass.
 
2012-10-30 11:18:36 AM  

feckingmorons: So now there is an obligation to give your money to charity?


Don't worry no one is trying to take your money. You can die with it and hopefully for you nothing but oblivion awaits you.
 
2012-10-30 01:07:35 PM  
alright Trump. time to go to the mental hospital.
 
2012-10-31 02:04:13 AM  
Silly Jesus: There are fundraisers all the time where a person or an organizations says that they will match, dollar for dollar, the amount that is raised. It's an incentive for people to donate. Now, these people and organizations have enough money to cover the dollar for dollar thing for up to a certain level...and the fundraisers often don't reach that level. Does not paying that extra money make these individuals and organizations assholes?

This is not even remotely analogous.

Silly Jesus: So just because someone has money lying around, and it could go to charity, they are an asshole for not sending it to a charity without stipulation. Got it.

His "stipulation" had nothing whatsoever to do with the money or the charity he was ostensibly going to donate to. Hey Silly Jesus! If you cut off your nuts I'll donate a huge sum of money to a Doctors Without Borders! Luckily people like you will defend me on the internet!
 
2012-11-01 08:08:41 PM  

NateAsbestos: Silly Jesus: There are fundraisers all the time where a person or an organizations says that they will match, dollar for dollar, the amount that is raised. It's an incentive for people to donate. Now, these people and organizations have enough money to cover the dollar for dollar thing for up to a certain level...and the fundraisers often don't reach that level. Does not paying that extra money make these individuals and organizations assholes?

This is not even remotely analogous.

Silly Jesus: So just because someone has money lying around, and it could go to charity, they are an asshole for not sending it to a charity without stipulation. Got it.

His "stipulation" had nothing whatsoever to do with the money or the charity he was ostensibly going to donate to. Hey Silly Jesus! If you cut off your nuts I'll donate a huge sum of money to a Doctors Without Borders! Luckily people like you will defend me on the internet!


NATE SILVER BAD
 
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