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(Westword)   Colorado governor says Obama lost 800K jobs in first few months of his "pregnancy"   (blogs.westword.com ) divider line
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2012-10-29 04:48:53 PM  
And this doesn't explain why Republicans are against abortion.
 
2012-10-29 04:54:28 PM  
That would be a "miscarriage" Governor.
 
2012-10-29 05:00:09 PM  
Heh.

Walker looked drunk. He should lay off the bottle before going on camera.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-29 05:42:25 PM  
Damn you autocorrect!
 
2012-10-29 05:54:56 PM  
WTF is a hickenlooper, anyway?

/and why should I care what it might think?
 
2012-10-29 05:55:31 PM  
Honeymoon, pregnancy, what's the difference? Right?

I guess that means he enjoyed it. Thus making it not a legitimate election. Oh my God. It's all coming together.
 
2012-10-29 06:04:55 PM  
An entire thread because of a transcription error?
 
2012-10-29 06:34:44 PM  

timujin: An entire thread because of a transcription error?


You must've missed the pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ thread yesterday.
 
2012-10-29 06:57:01 PM  
That explains the GOP's efforts to shut the whole thing down.
 
2012-10-29 07:19:03 PM  

Ed Finnerty: timujin: An entire thread because of a transcription error?

You must've missed the pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ thread yesterday.


I did. That one was much more amusing though, so thanks for the link.
 
2012-10-29 07:27:52 PM  
Sekrit muslin yooteris!
 
2012-10-29 07:28:30 PM  
NOBODY HAS EVER MIS-SPOKEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, SO LET'S ALL LOL AT GOVERNOR STUPID!!!


by the way, which one of the 57 states is Colorado?
 
2012-10-29 07:28:47 PM  
All those people's jobs were 100% secure before Fartbongo stank up the place with his Kenyan voodoo, too.
 
2012-10-29 07:29:14 PM  
when you're full of that much shiat, it's hard to keep things straight.
 
2012-10-29 07:29:38 PM  
Ugh.
 
2012-10-29 07:29:55 PM  
Oh whatever... the guy was a great Mayor and is now doing a great job as Governor... he's been on TV like 10 times total, and national TV maybe 3 or 4 times. We elect him because he's great on policy positions, not because we're looking for a great orator.
 
2012-10-29 07:30:40 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: NOBODY HAS EVER MIS-SPOKEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, SO LET'S ALL LOL AT GOVERNOR STUPID!!!


by the way, which one of the 57 states is Colorado?


I dunno, we should ask our next President, Paul Ryan!
 
2012-10-29 07:30:42 PM  
I thought short memories were limited to liberals?

*)
 
2012-10-29 07:30:46 PM  
Mouth and brain are operating independently of one another.

Abort! Abort! Abort!
 
2012-10-29 07:30:57 PM  
But the conception was in Kenya-or so says Donald Derp.
 
2012-10-29 07:31:58 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: NOBODY HAS EVER MIS-SPOKEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, SO LET'S ALL LOL AT GOVERNOR STUPID!!!


by the way, which one of the 57 states is Colorado?


Well, it's not the one with the binders full of women.

/laughing at slips of the tongue and suchlike is a great way to take a break from the bullshiat that's meant to be serious
 
2012-10-29 07:33:19 PM  
Yeah he's done a lot to hurt the Conomy

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-10-29 07:33:34 PM  

ZAZ: Damn you autocorrect!

 
2012-10-29 07:34:08 PM  
zipmeme.com
 
2012-10-29 07:34:24 PM  
He must be a birther
 
2012-10-29 07:34:31 PM  
does Republicans trade rape porn at the rnc or what? they got that shiat on the mind lately
 
2012-10-29 07:35:43 PM  
morphemedictionary.com
 
2012-10-29 07:35:50 PM  
"Hickenlooper" sounds like a Southern colloquialism that they use to compare things to.

"Why, that boy took off faster than a Governor Hickenlooper in a Thanksgiving Day Parade!"
 
2012-10-29 07:37:41 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: NOBODY HAS EVER MIS-SPOKEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, SO LET'S ALL LOL AT GOVERNOR STUPID!!!


by the way, which one of the 57 states is Colorado?


images.wikia.com

"57?"
 
2012-10-29 07:39:26 PM  
Those were government jobs. You'd be boasting if you'd built that.
 
2012-10-29 07:39:53 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: NOBODY HAS EVER MIS-SPOKEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, SO LET'S ALL LOL AT GOVERNOR STUPID!!!


by the way, which one of the 57 states is Colorado?


The stupid isn't him saying "pregnancy". The stupid is him blaming Obama for state of the economy when he assumed the office, particularly given that it tanked before he got there.

Try another talking point.
 
2012-10-29 07:39:59 PM  
Thanks for reminding me of the movie Junior, you dope.
 
2012-10-29 07:40:49 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: NOBODY HAS EVER MIS-SPOKEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, SO LET'S ALL LOL AT GOVERNOR STUPID!!!


by the way, which one of the 57 states is Colorado?


Not a hundred percent certain, but I'm pretty sure Sarah plain thinks she can see it from her back yard.

/independent if I was American.
// no matter who is elected, you are screwed, America.
///love the USA, it's people deserve better
 
2012-10-29 07:40:57 PM  
I'm sure he would have lost more jobs, but he was mighty busy at night going around to gas stations all over the country and dialing up the price of gas. I mean he's magical and all but not Santa Magic. That stuff takes time.
 
2012-10-29 07:42:01 PM  
Christie in New Jersey has been singing Obama's praises all day. Most Democrats praised Christie's handling of Irene and will likely do the same for Sandy.

When the main thing that drives your politics isn't "Jesus!" your political parities may be able to function normally, even in an election year!
 
2012-10-29 07:45:02 PM  
So Obama's a secret Muslim atheist communist Kenyan AND a chick??
 
2012-10-29 07:45:11 PM  
He should have aborted more of the Bush policies.
 
2012-10-29 07:45:50 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Why Would I Read the Article: NOBODY HAS EVER MIS-SPOKEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, SO LET'S ALL LOL AT GOVERNOR STUPID!!!


by the way, which one of the 57 states is Colorado?

The stupid isn't him saying "pregnancy". The stupid is him blaming Obama for state of the economy when he assumed the office, particularly given that it tanked before he got there.

Try another talking point.


No, the stupid is a man who has yet to claim responsibility for the office and all benefits and problems that come with it. He's taking the benefits, but with little responsibility for the problems.

Perhaps you should try another talking point.
 
2012-10-29 07:47:30 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Why Would I Read the Article: NOBODY HAS EVER MIS-SPOKEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, SO LET'S ALL LOL AT GOVERNOR STUPID!!!


by the way, which one of the 57 states is Colorado?

The stupid isn't him saying "pregnancy". The stupid is him blaming Obama for state of the economy when he assumed the office, particularly given that it tanked before he got there.

Try another talking point.


Did you read the article? He wasn't blaming Obama, he was talking about the mess he inherited.
Hickenlooper's a great guy, and it's funny to see people jumping all over him because they thought (mistakenly) that he was attacking Obama, instead of just laughing at his mistake.

Relax, have a homebrew.
 
2012-10-29 07:47:32 PM  

06Wahoo: Some 'Splainin' To Do: Why Would I Read the Article: NOBODY HAS EVER MIS-SPOKEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, SO LET'S ALL LOL AT GOVERNOR STUPID!!!


by the way, which one of the 57 states is Colorado?

The stupid isn't him saying "pregnancy". The stupid is him blaming Obama for state of the economy when he assumed the office, particularly given that it tanked before he got there.

Try another talking point.

No, the stupid is a man who has yet to claim responsibility for the office and all benefits and problems that come with it. He's taking the benefits, but with little responsibility for the problems.

Perhaps you should try another talking point.


Are you talking about Bain Capital?
 
2012-10-29 07:51:26 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF is a hickenlooper, anyway?



A hickenlooper is an assassin who kills rednecks sent back from the future.
 
2012-10-29 07:54:47 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: NOBODY HAS EVER MIS-SPOKEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, SO LET'S ALL LOL AT GOVERNOR STUPID!!!


by the way, which one of the 57 states is Colorado?


The one Romney can't find on a map. He thinks it may border Syria.
 
2012-10-29 08:04:32 PM  
Most bizarre Freudian slip ever. What the hell was on his mind when he said that?
 
2012-10-29 08:04:32 PM  
September?
 
2012-10-29 08:04:41 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF is a hickenlooper, anyway?


It's Dutch. Means something to the effect of "hedge jumper."

/and why should I care what it might think?

Did we mention that he's also a brewer?
 
2012-10-29 08:06:26 PM  
Holy fark. It's like not one of you goddamned idiots watched the video before rushing in to attack/defend him.
 
2012-10-29 08:10:36 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: NOBODY HAS EVER MIS-SPOKEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, SO LET'S ALL LOL AT GOVERNOR STUPID!!! by the way, which one of the 57 states is Colorado?


Aww, diddums, is your poor widdle butt all hurt? :(

/Here's a hint: It's funny and we'll laugh, but lulz aside, we don't really care.
//Unlike you, who probably has "57 STATES" tattooed onto his farking forehead.
 
2012-10-29 08:13:49 PM  

Zizzowop: But the conception was in Kenya-or so says Donald Derp.


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Gooby, pls.
 
2012-10-29 08:14:25 PM  

DoctorCal: Holy fark. It's like not one of you US goddamned idiots watched the video before rushing in to attack/defend him.


You're one of us idiots. Idiot.
 
2012-10-29 08:14:39 PM  
Freudian slip surge.
 
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