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(Today)   Today show tackles the important issues: Do you talk to your bikini waxer while she works?   (klgh.today.com) divider line 27
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2012-10-29 06:14:39 PM
8 votes:
A good bikini waxer doesn't take any lip, from anyone.
2012-10-29 04:58:28 PM
5 votes:
www.soundfeelings.com
"OH I'M DOING OK THANKS FOR
ASKING HOW ABOUT YOU?!?!?!?!"
2012-10-29 07:25:09 PM
4 votes:

biyaaatci: So, if I understand the article correctly, Kathy Lee Gifford has a big, huge, 70s Chewbacca bush?


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2012-10-29 07:14:56 PM
4 votes:

HellRaisingHoosier: It only goes fully weird if her mother asks if you "like her work" or if you "enjoyed the small heart of hair down there"


Ha!

"Great job on your daughter by the way, but do you think you could actually polish it next time? I'm thinking it would be cool to see myself in the reflection, like eating out a fun-house mirror... can you do anything like that?"
2012-10-29 06:16:34 PM
4 votes:
One wonderful day, I asked my aesthetician about training. No one just knows how to wax, and in the genital area there are lots of special considerations due to hair growth direction and loose skin and many other things.

She described a scene in which the spa put butcher paper all over their lobby windows, cleared out all the furniture, set up a bunch of waxing stations in the middle of the area, and had a group class led by an expert. The victimsclients were employees from the adjoining gym who got lured in with promises of free brazilians. So there are 5-10 employees nude from the waste down getting poorly, painfully waxed in the same room as their coworkers, and then the instructor calls for the clients to adopt the "happy baby" pose. This pose involves lying on your back and pulling your knees up to your chest. I have to think there was no eye contact in that place for weeks.

She also described a demo involving a male brazilian on a model who wasn't quite clued in as to what he was modeling until the first wax strip was pulled off. Apparently "hit the roof" is an understatement.

And this is why I talk to my aesthetician.
2012-10-29 06:00:06 PM
3 votes:
KELLY CLARKSON!!!
2012-10-29 05:41:24 PM
3 votes:
I can't see not talking to someone that's going to put in work aroudn the genitals. Especially potentially painful work. At least something like 'Hey, can you give me a heads up before you de-wrinkle my taint with that wax?'
2012-10-29 08:50:26 PM
2 votes:

DeltaPunch: My girlfriend's mother owns a beauty salon. My GF is completely smooth "down there", so asked her where she goes and she told me her mother is the one that does her waxing. o.0

Is that weird? I'm still not sure... normally there shouldn't be a problem with it, but I'm thinking about one of my own parents doing something like that to me and.... well, hell no.


Nah its cool. Up the ante and ask if the Mom can bleach the daughter's asshole next time and see how she reacts. If she looks excited, then invite her for the christening.
2012-10-29 08:15:29 PM
2 votes:

pivazena: As for dudes, I have no idea why they'd wax anything below the belt


Try getting work as a male porno actor if you are sporting pubes. Its completely unfair, I agree, but a man's gotta eat.
2012-10-29 06:36:50 PM
2 votes:

DeltaPunch: My girlfriend's mother owns a beauty salon. My GF is completely smooth "down there", so asked her where she goes and she told me her mother is the one that does her waxing. o.0

Is that weird? I'm still not sure... normally there shouldn't be a problem with it, but I'm thinking about one of my own parents doing something like that to me and.... well, hell no.



I feel that's bordering on weird, but I've heard of worse, so I think you're okay.
It only goes fully weird if her mother asks if you "like her work" or if you "enjoyed the small heart of hair down there"
2012-10-29 05:52:25 PM
2 votes:
I do. It usually starts with, "I'm sure I had a scrotum when I came in."
2012-10-29 05:36:38 PM
2 votes:
....while she works....... Bit sexist wouldn't you say?
2012-10-30 11:42:28 AM
1 votes:

MoronLessOff: pivazena: As for dudes, I have no idea why they'd wax anything below the belt. I can see waxing chest and back for aesthetic reasons,

NOOOO! You'll have to flay my chest from my corpse. I'm damn proud of my manly chest hair.


Nothing wrong with chest hair. I'm a fan. However, once it starts creeping up the chest and over the shoulders, it's time to tame that beast. Or not, again, according to your aesthetic principles, but a hair tank-top is not sexy
2012-10-30 05:00:35 AM
1 votes:

ottosmom: I mow my own lawn.


Do you yell at the kids to get off it?
2012-10-30 02:52:02 AM
1 votes:

HellRaisingHoosier: DeltaPunch: My girlfriend's mother owns a beauty salon. My GF is completely smooth "down there", so asked her where she goes and she told me her mother is the one that does her waxing. o.0

Is that weird? I'm still not sure... normally there shouldn't be a problem with it, but I'm thinking about one of my own parents doing something like that to me and.... well, hell no.


I feel that's bordering on weird, but I've heard of worse, so I think you're okay.
It only goes fully weird if her mother asks if you "like her work" or if you "enjoyed the small heart of hair down there"


Then it goes plain ludicrous when she starts hitting on him via the messages left in her daughter's snatch patches
2012-10-30 12:42:46 AM
1 votes:

namatad: Cymbal: If I ever got a waxing down there, which I prob never will as a heterosexual male. I'd definitely ask her if this is how she envisioned it all working out for her. Ripping pubes is serious business.

1) do NOT get waxed by woman. period.
2) assuming you ever man up enough to get waxed, make certain that you go to a salon that caters to men. trust me!!

so you want someone who has waxed 10 men or 10,000 ??
I went and had it done once. Doesnt hurt nearly as much as you think it might. The area between the shaft and pubic bone is the worst.

Ignoring the nightmare of ingrown hair, best thing I ever did.


Ignoring the sudden stop at the end, leaping off the roof and pretending I could fly was the best thing I ever did.
2012-10-29 09:45:37 PM
1 votes:

T.rex: I do not talk to the person cutting my hair... Particularly to compliment the job they're doing before they're done would be like a death knell of failure.

Keep your lips zipped until you're handing them your credit card.


You kidding me? I've known the guy who cuts my hair since I was 17. He always skips me to the head of the line with appointment and gives advice as 'Mama Royer".

He's the Magical Negro version of a gay white guy. A Fairy Godfather I guess.
2012-10-29 07:29:46 PM
1 votes:
I sure do, but the people she's working at the time don't seem to like it.
2012-10-29 07:17:39 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: "I just think God's way is the best way most of the time, if you know what I'm saying," KLG said.

Maybe Kathie Lee is onto something, ladies.



WTF? Is author Danielle Brennan telling women that getting waxed is morally wrong? What, is this going to be the new thing right-wing-Christian-conservatives hate? Seriously?
2012-10-29 06:34:19 PM
1 votes:

DeltaPunch: My girlfriend's mother owns a beauty salon. My GF is completely smooth "down there", so asked her where she goes and she told me her mother is the one that does her waxing. o.0

Is that weird? I'm still not sure... normally there shouldn't be a problem with it, but I'm thinking about one of my own parents doing something like that to me and.... well, hell no.


Go on...
2012-10-29 06:32:05 PM
1 votes:

DeltaPunch: My girlfriend's mother owns a beauty salon. My GF is completely smooth "down there", so asked her where she goes and she told me her mother is the one that does her waxing. o.0

Is that weird? I'm still not sure... normally there shouldn't be a problem with it, but I'm thinking about one of my own parents doing something like that to me and.... well, hell no.


Pics or it didn't fappin...HAPPEN. Or it didn't happen.
2012-10-29 06:19:31 PM
1 votes:
i demand a demonstration featuring ann curry, meredith viera, katie couric, natalie morales, and savannah guthrie
2012-10-29 06:01:20 PM
1 votes:
For you dudes that had their junk waxed where do you start stop if you have hairy legs and thighs, I think it would look off to have a certain bald spot but not the rest. My, umm, friend would like to know.
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2012-10-29 06:00:59 PM
1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: I do. It usually starts with, "I'm sure I had a scrotum when I came in."


on your chin?
2012-10-29 05:50:52 PM
1 votes:
Does shrieking in pain count?
2012-10-29 05:42:49 PM
1 votes:
I like to talk to my barber, but not when he's got the flat razor and is working on my neck.
2012-10-29 05:40:37 PM
1 votes:
So, if I understand the article correctly, Kathy Lee Gifford has a big, huge, 70s Chewbacca bush?
 
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