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(Today)   Today show tackles the important issues: Do you talk to your bikini waxer while she works?   (klgh.today.com) divider line 69
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2012-10-29 09:48:00 PM  
Relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOxazrkFGDU
 
2012-10-29 09:49:40 PM  
*no appointment
 
2012-10-30 12:10:05 AM  
Serious question.

Is it proper etiquette for women to douche before they get waxed? You know, for those not so fresh days your vagina smells like a Chesapeake Bay crab trap?
 
2012-10-30 12:34:52 AM  

Cymbal: Serious question.

Is it proper etiquette for women to douche before they get waxed? You know, for those not so fresh days your vagina smells like a Chesapeake Bay crab trap?


My guess is that women who need to ask that question, would also never be getting waxed.
 
2012-10-30 12:42:46 AM  

namatad: Cymbal: If I ever got a waxing down there, which I prob never will as a heterosexual male. I'd definitely ask her if this is how she envisioned it all working out for her. Ripping pubes is serious business.

1) do NOT get waxed by woman. period.
2) assuming you ever man up enough to get waxed, make certain that you go to a salon that caters to men. trust me!!

so you want someone who has waxed 10 men or 10,000 ??
I went and had it done once. Doesnt hurt nearly as much as you think it might. The area between the shaft and pubic bone is the worst.

Ignoring the nightmare of ingrown hair, best thing I ever did.


Ignoring the sudden stop at the end, leaping off the roof and pretending I could fly was the best thing I ever did.
 
2012-10-30 02:52:02 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: DeltaPunch: My girlfriend's mother owns a beauty salon. My GF is completely smooth "down there", so asked her where she goes and she told me her mother is the one that does her waxing. o.0

Is that weird? I'm still not sure... normally there shouldn't be a problem with it, but I'm thinking about one of my own parents doing something like that to me and.... well, hell no.


I feel that's bordering on weird, but I've heard of worse, so I think you're okay.
It only goes fully weird if her mother asks if you "like her work" or if you "enjoyed the small heart of hair down there"


Then it goes plain ludicrous when she starts hitting on him via the messages left in her daughter's snatch patches
 
2012-10-30 02:56:09 AM  

namatad: Ignoring the nightmare of ingrown hair, best thing I ever did.


I have to ask, if paying someone to rip hair off your balls is the best thing you've ever done: What's second best? Wiping your ass with charmin ultra instead of basic? Using a coupon at Walgreen's?
 
2012-10-30 02:58:12 AM  
Mine has a sense of humor and I always have a shot of something before I go in there. Last time I got prepped she put on a mask and said "No one can hear you scream little girl".
 
2012-10-30 05:00:35 AM  

ottosmom: I mow my own lawn.


Do you yell at the kids to get off it?
 
2012-10-30 05:05:26 AM  

Third_Uncle_Eno: KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!


www.clarksonfan.com

"You rang?"
 
2012-10-30 07:15:55 AM  

DeltaPunch: My girlfriend's mother owns a beauty salon. My GF is completely smooth "down there", so asked her where she goes and she told me her mother is the one that does her waxing. o.0.


My buddies semi hot wife once mentioned she gets waxes by her much hotter younger sister, who works in a salon. Schwing !
 
2012-10-30 11:13:01 AM  

pivazena: As for dudes, I have no idea why they'd wax anything below the belt. I can see waxing chest and back for aesthetic reasons,


NOOOO! You'll have to flay my chest from my corpse. I'm damn proud of my manly chest hair.
 
2012-10-30 11:42:28 AM  

MoronLessOff: pivazena: As for dudes, I have no idea why they'd wax anything below the belt. I can see waxing chest and back for aesthetic reasons,

NOOOO! You'll have to flay my chest from my corpse. I'm damn proud of my manly chest hair.


Nothing wrong with chest hair. I'm a fan. However, once it starts creeping up the chest and over the shoulders, it's time to tame that beast. Or not, again, according to your aesthetic principles, but a hair tank-top is not sexy
 
2012-10-30 11:52:17 AM  

pivazena: MoronLessOff: pivazena: As for dudes, I have no idea why they'd wax anything below the belt. I can see waxing chest and back for aesthetic reasons,

NOOOO! You'll have to flay my chest from my corpse. I'm damn proud of my manly chest hair.

Nothing wrong with chest hair. I'm a fan. However, once it starts creeping up the chest and over the shoulders, it's time to tame that beast. Or not, again, according to your aesthetic principles, but a hair tank-top is not sexy


I'll admit, I have a few strays on my shoulders that I'll pluck off. I have enough that it peeks out of the front of my collar. I've been asked to shave before. The request was met with a firm, "Nope".
 
2012-10-30 01:30:05 PM  

moothemagiccow: HellRaisingHoosier: DeltaPunch: My girlfriend's mother owns a beauty salon. My GF is completely smooth "down there", so asked her where she goes and she told me her mother is the one that does her waxing. o.0

Is that weird? I'm still not sure... normally there shouldn't be a problem with it, but I'm thinking about one of my own parents doing something like that to me and.... well, hell no.


I feel that's bordering on weird, but I've heard of worse, so I think you're okay.
It only goes fully weird if her mother asks if you "like her work" or if you "enjoyed the small heart of hair down there"

Then it goes plain ludicrous when she starts hitting on him via the messages left in her daughter's snatch patches


New toy idea for the kiddies this year - snatch patch kids?
 
2012-10-30 02:00:53 PM  
Is it frowned upon if I get hard, while I'm having my junk waxed?
 
2012-10-30 02:56:59 PM  
Only if you start moaning in pleasure.....
 
2012-10-30 04:06:03 PM  

chitownmike: Is it frowned upon if I get hard, while I'm having my junk waxed?


Apparently it happens a lot, so I wouldn't worry.
 
2012-10-31 02:15:15 PM  
No More Stars, a bikini waxing video, with talking amongst the participants.
 
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