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(Today)   Today show tackles the important issues: Do you talk to your bikini waxer while she works?   (klgh.today.com) divider line 69
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2012-10-29 04:58:28 PM
www.soundfeelings.com
"OH I'M DOING OK THANKS FOR
ASKING HOW ABOUT YOU?!?!?!?!"
 
2012-10-29 05:36:38 PM
....while she works....... Bit sexist wouldn't you say?
 
2012-10-29 05:40:37 PM
So, if I understand the article correctly, Kathy Lee Gifford has a big, huge, 70s Chewbacca bush?
 
2012-10-29 05:41:24 PM
I can't see not talking to someone that's going to put in work aroudn the genitals. Especially potentially painful work. At least something like 'Hey, can you give me a heads up before you de-wrinkle my taint with that wax?'
 
2012-10-29 05:42:49 PM
I like to talk to my barber, but not when he's got the flat razor and is working on my neck.
 
2012-10-29 05:50:52 PM
Does shrieking in pain count?
 
2012-10-29 05:52:25 PM
I do. It usually starts with, "I'm sure I had a scrotum when I came in."
 
2012-10-29 05:54:21 PM
Yes, why wouldn't you? Mine used to give me all kinds of life insights. Like aestheticians make boatloads of money, but you have deal with people's skin and hair for a career. Also, if you can't deal with a little hot wax and removal of hair on your bits, I've got three words for you.

www.memoirsofasingledad.com
 
2012-10-29 06:00:06 PM
KELLY CLARKSON!!!
 
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2012-10-29 06:00:59 PM

Ed Finnerty: I do. It usually starts with, "I'm sure I had a scrotum when I came in."


on your chin?
 
2012-10-29 06:01:20 PM
For you dudes that had their junk waxed where do you start stop if you have hairy legs and thighs, I think it would look off to have a certain bald spot but not the rest. My, umm, friend would like to know.
 
2012-10-29 06:02:59 PM

luckcat: Also, if you can't deal with a little hot wax and removal of hair on your bits, I've got three words for you.

[www.memoirsofasingledad.com image 580x435]


or.... don't put hot wax on your bits. sometimes, pain is not the most difficult thing to avoid.
 
2012-10-29 06:03:06 PM

182: Ed Finnerty: I do. It usually starts with, "I'm sure I had a scrotum when I came in."

on your chin?


Only if it's really cold in there.
 
2012-10-29 06:09:24 PM
And I just deleted the Amy Schumer special off my DVR.
 
2012-10-29 06:10:11 PM
If I ever got a waxing down there, which I prob never will as a heterosexual male. I'd definitely ask her if this is how she envisioned it all working out for her. Ripping pubes is serious business.
 
2012-10-29 06:13:15 PM

there their theyre: For you dudes that had their junk waxed where do you start stop if you have hairy legs and thighs, I think it would look off to have a certain bald spot but not the rest. My, umm, friend would like to know.


Don't do it. Just use some clippers with a 1/4 inch tip. Save you time/money/heterosexuality.
 
2012-10-29 06:14:39 PM
A good bikini waxer doesn't take any lip, from anyone.
 
2012-10-29 06:16:31 PM
What's a bikini wax? What's a Hoda?
 
2012-10-29 06:16:34 PM
One wonderful day, I asked my aesthetician about training. No one just knows how to wax, and in the genital area there are lots of special considerations due to hair growth direction and loose skin and many other things.

She described a scene in which the spa put butcher paper all over their lobby windows, cleared out all the furniture, set up a bunch of waxing stations in the middle of the area, and had a group class led by an expert. The victimsclients were employees from the adjoining gym who got lured in with promises of free brazilians. So there are 5-10 employees nude from the waste down getting poorly, painfully waxed in the same room as their coworkers, and then the instructor calls for the clients to adopt the "happy baby" pose. This pose involves lying on your back and pulling your knees up to your chest. I have to think there was no eye contact in that place for weeks.

She also described a demo involving a male brazilian on a model who wasn't quite clued in as to what he was modeling until the first wax strip was pulled off. Apparently "hit the roof" is an understatement.

And this is why I talk to my aesthetician.
 
2012-10-29 06:19:31 PM
i demand a demonstration featuring ann curry, meredith viera, katie couric, natalie morales, and savannah guthrie
 
2012-10-29 06:29:13 PM
My girlfriend's mother owns a beauty salon. My GF is completely smooth "down there", so asked her where she goes and she told me her mother is the one that does her waxing. o.0

Is that weird? I'm still not sure... normally there shouldn't be a problem with it, but I'm thinking about one of my own parents doing something like that to me and.... well, hell no.
 
2012-10-29 06:32:05 PM

DeltaPunch: My girlfriend's mother owns a beauty salon. My GF is completely smooth "down there", so asked her where she goes and she told me her mother is the one that does her waxing. o.0

Is that weird? I'm still not sure... normally there shouldn't be a problem with it, but I'm thinking about one of my own parents doing something like that to me and.... well, hell no.


Pics or it didn't fappin...HAPPEN. Or it didn't happen.
 
2012-10-29 06:34:19 PM

DeltaPunch: My girlfriend's mother owns a beauty salon. My GF is completely smooth "down there", so asked her where she goes and she told me her mother is the one that does her waxing. o.0

Is that weird? I'm still not sure... normally there shouldn't be a problem with it, but I'm thinking about one of my own parents doing something like that to me and.... well, hell no.


Go on...
 
2012-10-29 06:36:50 PM

DeltaPunch: My girlfriend's mother owns a beauty salon. My GF is completely smooth "down there", so asked her where she goes and she told me her mother is the one that does her waxing. o.0

Is that weird? I'm still not sure... normally there shouldn't be a problem with it, but I'm thinking about one of my own parents doing something like that to me and.... well, hell no.



I feel that's bordering on weird, but I've heard of worse, so I think you're okay.
It only goes fully weird if her mother asks if you "like her work" or if you "enjoyed the small heart of hair down there"
 
2012-10-29 06:48:13 PM
Right, about how she used to be a dominatrix but got bored of it.
Or about how she was down to the fish market last weekend.
 
2012-10-29 06:52:37 PM
I would, as it'd be the first time I had a stranger do that, and I'd probably have protocol questions. Plus, it seem rude not to.

And if it's an atractive female, well, she's already seen my junk; what better icebreakers are there?
 
2012-10-29 07:04:43 PM
Bunch of yappy Goonie-Goo-Goos in this thread.
 
2012-10-29 07:11:25 PM
Mywife gets Brazillians and I've always wondered what the situation is like in there. I've asked and she says, "Oh, it's no big deal."

I don't see how that can be the case.
 
2012-10-29 07:14:56 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: It only goes fully weird if her mother asks if you "like her work" or if you "enjoyed the small heart of hair down there"


Ha!

"Great job on your daughter by the way, but do you think you could actually polish it next time? I'm thinking it would be cool to see myself in the reflection, like eating out a fun-house mirror... can you do anything like that?"
 
2012-10-29 07:17:39 PM
FTFA: "I just think God's way is the best way most of the time, if you know what I'm saying," KLG said.

Maybe Kathie Lee is onto something, ladies.



WTF? Is author Danielle Brennan telling women that getting waxed is morally wrong? What, is this going to be the new thing right-wing-Christian-conservatives hate? Seriously?
 
2012-10-29 07:21:18 PM

darch: Mywife gets Brazillians and I've always wondered what the situation is like in there. I've asked and she says, "Oh, it's no big deal."

I don't see how that can be the case.


My wife gets hers done at a local beauty college. She usually has a girl half her age messing around with her private parts. My wife admits that it gets her worked up a little bit, especially if the girl is cute. I admit that it gets me worked up just thinking about it.
 
2012-10-29 07:25:09 PM

biyaaatci: So, if I understand the article correctly, Kathy Lee Gifford has a big, huge, 70s Chewbacca bush?


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-29 07:27:11 PM
I've gotten waxed once by my friend's aesthetician. We chatted the whole time (she was doing my legs too) and in doing so cautioned me about what was going to hurt, when it would hurt, what balm to put on, etc. I went on a 10-day vacation to the beach so I didn't have to shave the entire time. It was awesome!

As for dudes, I have no idea why they'd wax anything below the belt. I can see waxing chest and back for aesthetic reasons, but hairless below the waist just looks.. bizarre
 
2012-10-29 07:29:46 PM
I sure do, but the people she's working at the time don't seem to like it.
 
2012-10-29 07:32:49 PM

Fark Me To Tears: darch: Mywife gets Brazillians and I've always wondered what the situation is like in there. I've asked and she says, "Oh, it's no big deal."

I don't see how that can be the case.

My wife gets hers done at a local beauty college. She usually has a girl half her age messing around with her private parts. My wife admits that it gets her worked up a little bit, especially if the girl is cute. I admit that it gets me worked up just thinking about it.


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2012-10-29 07:49:20 PM
I do not talk to the person cutting my hair... Particularly to compliment the job they're doing before they're done would be like a death knell of failure.

Keep your lips zipped until you're handing them your credit card.
 
2012-10-29 07:54:02 PM

T.rex: I do not talk to the person cutting my hair... Particularly to compliment the job they're doing before they're done would be like a death knell of failure.

Keep your lips zipped until you're handing them your credit card.


Wow, you sound like a peach.
 
2012-10-29 08:03:32 PM
I mow my own lawn.
 
2012-10-29 08:15:29 PM

pivazena: As for dudes, I have no idea why they'd wax anything below the belt


Try getting work as a male porno actor if you are sporting pubes. Its completely unfair, I agree, but a man's gotta eat.
 
2012-10-29 08:19:42 PM

Funbags: pivazena: As for dudes, I have no idea why they'd wax anything below the belt

Try getting work as a male porno actor if you are sporting pubes. Its completely unfair, I agree, but a man's gotta eat.


Too much pubic hair makes the schlong look small. Though the clippers are sufficient for that issue.
 
2012-10-29 08:36:10 PM

Funbags: pivazena: As for dudes, I have no idea why they'd wax anything below the belt

Try getting work as a male porno actor if you are sporting pubes. Its completely unfair, I agree, but a man's gotta eat.


Eh, not so unfair. Pretty hard for a woman to get a job in porn with any pubes too
 
2012-10-29 08:47:09 PM
picture.pixmac.com
 
2012-10-29 08:50:26 PM

DeltaPunch: My girlfriend's mother owns a beauty salon. My GF is completely smooth "down there", so asked her where she goes and she told me her mother is the one that does her waxing. o.0

Is that weird? I'm still not sure... normally there shouldn't be a problem with it, but I'm thinking about one of my own parents doing something like that to me and.... well, hell no.


Nah its cool. Up the ante and ask if the Mom can bleach the daughter's asshole next time and see how she reacts. If she looks excited, then invite her for the christening.
 
2012-10-29 08:58:48 PM
KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!
 
2012-10-29 09:02:11 PM

Cymbal: If I ever got a waxing down there, which I prob never will as a heterosexual male. I'd definitely ask her if this is how she envisioned it all working out for her. Ripping pubes is serious business.


1) do NOT get waxed by woman. period.
2) assuming you ever man up enough to get waxed, make certain that you go to a salon that caters to men. trust me!!

so you want someone who has waxed 10 men or 10,000 ??
I went and had it done once. Doesnt hurt nearly as much as you think it might. The area between the shaft and pubic bone is the worst.

Ignoring the nightmare of ingrown hair, best thing I ever did.
 
2012-10-29 09:05:08 PM

darch: Mywife gets Brazillians and I've always wondered what the situation is like in there. I've asked and she says, "Oh, it's no big deal."

I don't see how that can be the case.


I went with a gf once when she was getting it done (she was new to town and was easier going with, esp since we were heading out afterwards).
The good places are in and out in a couple of mins.

you strip
they come in
the slap, rip and are done

unless you are chewbacca
 
2012-10-29 09:14:41 PM

Cymbal: there their theyre: For you dudes that had their junk waxed where do you start stop if you have hairy legs and thighs, I think it would look off to have a certain bald spot but not the rest. My, umm, friend would like to know.

Don't do it. Just use some clippers with a 1/4 inch tip. Save you time/money/heterosexuality.


agreed clippers work well and are not too time consuming.

If you want to go down to the skin then I suggest going up to around your beltline and then to where your legs meet your groin. sit down to see that crease line. Also, use the clippers and kinda fade the hair down around the shaved area.

Personally, I just shave the around the base, the scrotum, taint and the groove where my legs meet my groin area. a few notes, do not try to get it perfectly shaven the first attempt, the scrotum is tough to shave and catch every hair on the first try. I have a razor in the shower specifically for down there and I give it a once over with soap and the razor every few days. After a few weeks of doing this, everything should be where you want it, then it is just maintenance from there on out. As far as north of the area, I just use clippers to keep the bush in check. I have noticed over the years, women give the boys more attention when they are shaven.

Also, the first time you do it, it will itch like hell in a few days as it grows back, but if you do it regularly, that goes away. Also, it seems not to funk as much with less hair in the region.
 
2012-10-29 09:18:11 PM

ottosmom: I mow my own lawn.


(*clicks on profile*)
(*scrolls down to picture*)

Whoa! Hello there... I like a woman who believes in proper lawn care...

/my face
//it just got hot all of a sudden
///I should be ashamed of myself
////should be...
 
2012-10-29 09:34:06 PM

ottosmom: I mow my own lawn.


^^^That
 
2012-10-29 09:45:37 PM

T.rex: I do not talk to the person cutting my hair... Particularly to compliment the job they're doing before they're done would be like a death knell of failure.

Keep your lips zipped until you're handing them your credit card.


You kidding me? I've known the guy who cuts my hair since I was 17. He always skips me to the head of the line with appointment and gives advice as 'Mama Royer".

He's the Magical Negro version of a gay white guy. A Fairy Godfather I guess.
 
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