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		Russian spacecraft will try to deliver candy to the six astronauts on the ISS on Halloween (msnbc.msn.com)		40
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FirstNationalBastard		2012-10-29 04:44:19 PM

Well, I hope they bring some KY to help all 6 fit in her.

Therion		2012-10-29 05:02:41 PM

Maximum coolness could be achieved by dressing up the Progress resupply capsule as a Space Shuttle.

austin_millbarge		2012-10-29 06:38:55 PM

In before EHRMADERP HITCH RIDEZ FROM D RUZZIANS THANX FARTBAMA!

scottydoesntknow		2012-10-29 06:39:40 PM

Just no potato chips, they'll clog the instruments

/They're ruffled!

johnson442		2012-10-29 06:40:35 PM

I wonder what they'll dress up as.....

Epstein's Mother		2012-10-29 06:40:53 PM

Tell them to slow down, Halloween's not 'till Wednesday!

Perducci		2012-10-29 06:43:14 PM

Russian candy? I assume that means something like dried beets and salted pork livers.

uttertosh		2012-10-29 06:44:40 PM

usch... Russian Haloween candy...

CipollinaFan		2012-10-29 06:47:54 PM

I hope the bring nerds

Ghost Roach		2012-10-29 06:48:40 PM

In Russian Space program, trick-or-treater bring candy to you.

sheep snorter		2012-10-29 06:49:13 PM

Fun Fact: M&M's can be used to deflect asteroids.

Indubitably		2012-10-29 06:50:21 PM

Da.

Kumana Wanalaia		2012-10-29 06:50:44 PM

scottydoesntknow: Just no potato chips, they'll clog the instruments

/They're ruffled!

Protect the Queen!

way south		2012-10-29 06:51:20 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Well, I hope they bring some KY to help all 6 fit in her.

This comment makes the headline six times better.

/of course its russians, meaning zero-Giggity sex.

jimmyego		2012-10-29 06:53:30 PM

I hope they opt for trick.

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the_rhino		2012-10-29 06:57:31 PM

Thanks a lot Fartbamallamadingdong, im sure the Commies love haulin our asses up there!

Indubitably		2012-10-29 07:00:10 PM

the_rhino: Thanks a lot Fartbamallamadingdong, im sure the Commies love haulin our asses up there!

Seriously?

You blame Obama?

*snicker*

Where do you get your news?

*)

xaratherus		2012-10-29 07:04:12 PM

The ISS staff, in return, plan on pelting their Russian transport with eggs. The additional friction as they fry sunny-side up on re-entry will cause a delicious cholesterol-laden explosion.

Happy Halloween!

FunkOut		2012-10-29 07:05:32 PM

uttertosh: usch... Russian Haloween candy...

Mini bottles of vodka I would guess.

Richard Saunders		2012-10-29 07:14:08 PM

But my vagina's all... puffy.

pseudorandomcatfish		2012-10-29 07:15:20 PM

Ghost Roach: In Russian Space program, trick-or-treater bring candy to you.

Possibly the funniest thing I've heard in like, minutes, dude!

the_rhino		2012-10-29 07:26:28 PM

Indubitably: the_rhino: Thanks a lot Fartbamallamadingdong, im sure the Commies love haulin our asses up there!

Seriously?

You blame Obama?

*snicker*

Where do you get your news?

*)

I felt compelled to, someone up thread said they were in before that deep, I had to make sure they didn't lie.

peterthx		2012-10-29 07:30:31 PM

The ISS crew is greeting them like this:

horrorhappyhour.com

illannoyin		2012-10-29 07:47:13 PM

Yay!

fappomatic		2012-10-29 07:48:39 PM

I'd off the first one through the hatch with a bag of candy corn.

FunkOut		2012-10-29 07:50:32 PM

peterthx: The ISS crew is greeting them like this:

[horrorhappyhour.com image 475x272]

Yes, let's stick candycorn into all the cuts.

TV's Vinnie		2012-10-29 07:51:06 PM

Russian cosmonauts celebrate Halloween by sucking on a rancid potato covered in broken glass. Then they gather 'round the TV to watch the holiday classic "Putin IS your candy! be glad or else!".

lharvey		2012-10-29 07:51:08 PM

Shouldn't the Russians being knocking on the door demanding candy?

SirEattonHogg		2012-10-29 07:55:21 PM

I would totally be pissed if I was on the ISS and that Russian transport craft brought me those black and orange wrapped brown wax shiat candy.

Hawnkee		2012-10-29 08:37:26 PM

Oh look dear, another astronaut. How...original.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2012-10-29 09:11:34 PM

Reeses cups!

TheOther		2012-10-29 10:16:46 PM

Forsythe P. Jones		2012-10-29 10:25:00 PM

T.P. the ISS!

NoMessiahInHere		2012-10-29 10:31:39 PM

In Russia, the candy trick or treats for you.

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limboslam		2012-10-29 11:36:08 PM

"It's Russian, so you never know..."

kkinnison		2012-10-30 01:59:06 AM

wait a minute shouldn't the crew be giving the visitor candy? Those Russians have no clue how Halloween works. Next they will be giving the crew bread that they are suppose to dipped in salt as a welcoming present

antron		2012-10-30 04:09:46 AM

Components. American components,
Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!

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Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf		2012-10-30 06:04:23 AM

It's Halloween. They should watch Alien with the lights off.

Hawnkee		2012-10-30 06:49:13 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: It's Halloween. They should watch Alien with the lights off.

BRILLIANT!!

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf		2012-10-30 09:02:38 AM

Hawnkee: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: It's Halloween. They should watch Alien with the lights off.

BRILLIANT!!

Now I'm going to be thinking of that Guinness commercial for the rest of the morning :-D

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