HairBolus: Are people really expecting it will be so bad they shiat themselves?
DerAppie: MooseMuffin: wildbill0712: My supplies for the snowmageddon two years back.[i79.photobucket.com image 453x604]">This picture reminds me, I found a couple packages of unopened beef jerky in my house that are like two years old. Safe to eat? I couldn't find any kind of expiration date on them, and it still basically looks like beef jerky...If it doesn't smell bad eat a small piece. If it doesn't taste spoiled it should be good to eat.HairBolus: I was out doing some normal shopping today and I saw people stocking up on liquor and toilet paper.Are people really expecting it will be so bad they shiat themselves?Toilet paper will be one of the first things to go when society collapses. Sure, you could trade batteries so people can listen to the radio which isn't broadcasting or get another 3 hours of light out of a lamp, but everyone knows that having a storeroom full of triple ply extra soft paper will make sure you are set for life (which will be short because someone will kill you for it).
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