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(Info Wars)   Looters coordinate their looting plans on Twitter #Feelme   (infowars.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Twitter, looting, WNBC, Hurricane Irene, internment camps, Twitter users, Utica, Paul Joseph Watson  
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6899 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Oct 2012 at 5:07 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-29 02:45:36 PM  
Let's check with the weatherman in Chicago, standing by Lake Michigan, for a report on the looting.
 
2012-10-29 02:50:26 PM  
Larry Niven predicted this in his story The Permanent Floating Riot Club.
 
2012-10-29 04:30:44 PM  

2wolves: Larry Niven predicted this in his story The Permanent Floating Riot Club.


came here to THIS

This will ONLY get worse.
At what point will stores just lock the doors or have vestibules when only one person would be able to enter store at a time?
LOL

The best/worst part about this, is that unless you can link everyone together via txting/emails, the shills will be able to get away trivially.

Of course, we will continue to spend all our cop resources on the pretend war on drugs.

30 minutes to get to the store?
were their LEGS broken?
were their NO police in the area who could have walked over???
farkING POS COPS ....
sigh
 
2012-10-29 04:45:06 PM  
Idiots spouting off on Twitter = coordinated gang activity. Gotcha.
 
2012-10-29 05:09:12 PM  
Everything from INFO WARS sounds like it was written by a crazy person.
 
2012-10-29 05:10:21 PM  
Half those tweets looked like guys being wiseasses. Looting in preparation for the hurricane? Really, someone's dumb enough to need a smiley for a line like that?
 
2012-10-29 05:11:33 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

i536.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-29 05:11:48 PM  
good. I'm sorry, but i think it's time for lootie to retire.

market-ticker.org
 
2012-10-29 05:14:32 PM  
market-ticker.org

8 posts and no lootie? Fark, I am disappoint
 
2012-10-29 05:14:37 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: Everything from INFO WARS sounds like it was written by a crazy person.


...for some reason.
 
2012-10-29 05:14:38 PM  
Oh, no, don't worry about it! They'll nevverrr catch any of you with Big Brother on the interwebs!
 
2012-10-29 05:15:16 PM  
Stupid nubianrds
 
2012-10-29 05:15:26 PM  
This is shiat the police should look into get someone on the inside. Not OWS.
 
2012-10-29 05:15:32 PM  
A few kids talking out their ass on Twitter != coordination.
 
2012-10-29 05:16:31 PM  
Aww look, it's like Halloween for grown ups.
 
Ehh
2012-10-29 05:17:38 PM  
I remember that Sienfeld episode. Jerry wanted to go looting at the uptown mall, Elaine wanted to go looting at the downtown mall, and everybody just ended up texting each other from their apartments during the entire storm.
 
2012-10-29 05:18:27 PM  
nothing like a wet LED TV to call my own.
 
2012-10-29 05:18:54 PM  
Black people hobbies

/DNRTFA
 
2012-10-29 05:19:14 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: 8 posts and no lootie? Fark, I am disappoint


There were literally 2 identical posts 4minutes before yours.

Remember, don't use lootie in the PS contests.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-29 05:20:08 PM  

El_Swino: Half those tweets looked like guys being wiseasses. Looting in preparation for the hurricane? Really, someone's dumb enough to need a smiley for a line like that?



Agreed..can we all get a clue already? Most are too lazy to loot anyways
 
2012-10-29 05:20:43 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: Everything from INFO WARS sounds like it was written by a crazy person.


Did you ever read that short story in the Evil Overlords Handbook about the Queen who paid peasants to stand in town squares and condemned her evil policies 24/7 but occasionally mix in totally off-the-wall bonkers crazy stuff?
 
2012-10-29 05:21:48 PM  
Twitter: The bastion of attention whores and loquacious wannabe bandits.
 
2012-10-29 05:22:05 PM  

Fark In The Duck: [i536.photobucket.com image 350x450]


Amphipath: [market-ticker.org image 350x450]


The All-Powerful Atheismo: [market-ticker.org image 350x450]


Tomorrow may be the day Fark gets a new king. HRH Lootie is willing to step down, but not for any mediocre looter.
 
2012-10-29 05:23:03 PM  

Milk D: nothing like a wet LED TV to call my own.


That's what I was thinking. I'm fairly certain cardboard isn't water proof.
 
2012-10-29 05:24:05 PM  
I hope the good white kids can find necessities.
 
2012-10-29 05:24:53 PM  

publikenemy: El_Swino: Half those tweets looked like guys being wiseasses. Looting in preparation for the hurricane? Really, someone's dumb enough to need a smiley for a line like that?


Agreed..can we all get a clue already? Most are too lazy to loot anyways


That's what's wrong with the country thes days. The kids just don't have a good loot ethic. In my day, we'd have knocked over a Walmart, 3 convenience stores, and 5 liquor stores by mid morning. Up hill both ways in 20ft storm surge.
 
2012-10-29 05:25:29 PM  

2wolves: Larry Niven predicted this in his story The Permanent Floating Riot Club.


namatad: 2wolves: Larry Niven predicted this in his story The Permanent Floating Riot Club.

came here to THIS


In 1973, Larry Niven was sucking the sweat from Alfred Bester's taint, who predicted this with jack jaunters in 1956 in The Stars My Destination
 
2012-10-29 05:27:17 PM  
Give a hoot, don't go loot.
 
2012-10-29 05:27:48 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Fark In The Duck: [i536.photobucket.com image 350x450]

Amphipath: [market-ticker.org image 350x450]

The All-Powerful Atheismo: [market-ticker.org image 350x450]

Tomorrow may be the day Fark gets a new king. HRH Lootie is willing to step down, but not for any mediocre looter.


The sun never sets on the reign of Lootie.
 
2012-10-29 05:28:23 PM  
It's going to be a long drive to the East coast to loot but who wants to roll with me?
 
2012-10-29 05:28:51 PM  
People said they were going to loot on the internet so you know it's going down. My super model wife and I discussed this last evening.
 
2012-10-29 05:29:45 PM  

Rapmaster2000: People said they were going to loot on the internet so you know it's going down. My super model wife and I discussed this last evening.


This must be your wife on the right:
media.tumblr.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-29 05:30:08 PM  
It's info wars so I can't imagine it's possible to read it without derp poisoning.
 
2012-10-29 05:30:15 PM  
Infowars? Yeah... okay.
 
2012-10-29 05:30:19 PM  
Where's Alex Infowars claim the cops, firefighters, and national guard are planning the looting and that the gang tweets are faked.
 
2012-10-29 05:31:32 PM  
Practicing for Mitt's win next week.
 
2012-10-29 05:37:42 PM  

RoyBatty: 2wolves: Larry Niven predicted this in his story The Permanent Floating Riot Club.

namatad: 2wolves: Larry Niven predicted this in his story The Permanent Floating Riot Club.

came here to THIS

In 1973, Larry Niven was sucking the sweat from Alfred Bester's taint, who predicted this with jack jaunters in 1956 in The Stars My Destination


Give me more Alfred Bester. But I got this urge to get to the beach. (Cough).
 
2012-10-29 05:39:14 PM  
Wannabes

If not and as stupid as they post then hooray they will enjoy ventilated thorax
 
2012-10-29 05:47:45 PM  
this guy seems especially douchetastic

Link
 
2012-10-29 05:54:33 PM  

RoyBatty: In 1973, Larry Niven was sucking the sweat from Alfred Bester's taint, who predicted this with jack jaunters in 1956 in The Stars My Destination


In 1956, Alfred Bester was gargling Denson Whiteborough's chode, who predicted this in The Tanner's Way in 1937.
 
2012-10-29 06:02:53 PM  
The occupy movement lives on.
 
2012-10-29 06:05:05 PM  
They should issue a hurricane hunting license with a ten looter bag limit.
 
2012-10-29 06:10:59 PM  
This looter looks especially menacing....
www.cs.dartmouth.edu
 
2012-10-29 06:27:18 PM  
LOOTING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
i37.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-29 06:34:07 PM  

nytmare: LOOTING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
[i37.photobucket.com image 320x240]


Yeah, I was gonna say it's not looting.
 
2012-10-29 06:36:44 PM  

Milk D: nothing like a wet LED TV to call my own.


rashmanly.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-29 06:43:00 PM  
pottie
They should issue a hurricane hunting license with a ten looter bag limit.


If some American police are willing to tase old women shaking canes and grade school kids, what are they going to do with lower class thugs stealing plasma TV's from Wal-Mart.

/Then maybe queue minor race riots after civil rights leaders get involved.
//They are not British Bobbies.
 
2012-10-29 07:03:04 PM  
sigh...

figures. Why work for it when you can just steal it.

eff'n low lifes.
 
2012-10-29 07:10:32 PM  
Trolling, that's all it is.
 
2012-10-29 07:55:10 PM  

Incog_Neeto: It's going to be a long drive to the East coast to loot but who wants to roll with me?


Can you drop me off in Michigan? My Fiancée's there. I'm willing to loot along the way though
 
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