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(NPR)   How to safely feed your family during a power outage. Missing from the list: room temperature eggplant lasagna   (npr.org) divider line 17
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2012-10-29 07:28:31 PM  
3 votes:
Due to the high winds in Atlanta today, my power flickered earlier today. I just went ahead and ate my dog.
2012-10-29 11:05:16 PM  
2 votes:

sno man: Farxist Marxist: I farkin' hate eggplant.

you haven't had my eggplant parmesan... I do an Indian fried eggplant that might change your mind too.


I do not want your parmesan
I will not like it
sno my man
2012-10-29 07:18:47 PM  
2 votes:

LegacyDL: No drinking piss?


maybe tomorrow, you in a hurry?
2012-10-29 07:17:43 PM  
2 votes:

LegacyDL: No drinking piss?


That's only for outages lasting 12 hours or more.
2012-10-29 03:29:11 PM  
2 votes:
Cook and eat only what you can consume in one day, starting with the youngest child.
2012-10-29 03:28:50 PM  
2 votes:
Know which of your neighbors is the weakest.
2012-10-29 11:35:55 PM  
1 votes:

sno man: Farxist Marxist: sno man: Farxist Marxist: I farkin' hate eggplant.

you haven't had my eggplant parmesan... I do an Indian fried eggplant that might change your mind too.

I do not want your parmesan
I will not like it
sno my man

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?


he would not -- it's not news, it's fark
2012-10-29 10:37:16 PM  
1 votes:
home.whatsmykarma.com
2012-10-29 10:28:41 PM  
1 votes:

nvmac: Relatively Obscure: I assume that just cracking open a can of Chef Boyardee and pouring it into your face isn't on the list?

Having been deployed for months at a time in a field environment, almost ANY canned food is edible cold or hot.

Yes, even Chef Boyardee.

/Beefaroni for the win



I have 12 MREs in the pantry, and that's enough for 2 people for at least a month. Because after the first few, your bowels will convince your brain that eating more is not worth the hassle.

CSB:

A few years back, a young private came up to his dedicated and pedantic supply sergeant (yours truly):

Young private: Hey sergeant ... we've been eating MREs like 3 days straight now ...

Supply sergeant: Yeah, I know, I'm the one that gets them out of that ISU over there for you.

Young private: There's a reg on MREs now ... so if you feed them to soldiers too long ... you're in trouble ... so you don't want none of us complaining ... just saying ...

Supply sergeant: 21

Young private: Like what...

Supply sergeant: 21 days in a ROW M*THERF*CKER. PUSH YOU PIECE OF SH*T. WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU THINK I DO FOR A LIVING?! I WILL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR A**. WHO THE F*CK IS YOUR FIRST LINE?!! LOWER YOU F*CKING PIECE OF SH*T MAKE YOUR NIPPLES TOUCH THE F*CKING DUST. THEY ENJOY THAT KINDA SH*T.

On the other hand, the infantry guys and rangers would bend over backwards to avoid causing me any trouble. These guys would be out for a month without a shower, but still hesitate before requesting something simple. They always made me feel like I was doing them a big favor by taking care of them. I'd come out of retirement and relearn how to do pushups if those guys needed me to.
2012-10-29 07:42:20 PM  
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-10-29 07:33:16 PM  
1 votes:
Always keep your neighbors and your dog fat.
2012-10-29 07:33:00 PM  
1 votes:
Jeezus H Christ. The Liberal MS Media is shiatting themselves. NY is gonna get a Cat 1 rain storm and every article is like the Book of Eli and how people can safely re-build society after the storm kills 99% of us. You don't see this kind of crap in the east coast mediot outlets for every dam cat 3 or 4 that hits Florida or Texas. The're like, huh, it's raining again in the Gulf of Mexico, here's Debbies best pizza resturant reviews on the East Side Eleventy!!11!!!
2012-10-29 07:26:58 PM  
1 votes:
I'm going to bookmark this. If I'm ever without power for a few days, I'm coming here first!
2012-10-29 07:23:40 PM  
1 votes:
six year old pie filling
2012-10-29 07:18:07 PM  
1 votes:
Stock as much water as you can for bathing, washing, cooking, drinking, and flushing toilets. Consider filling up one or two new large garbage cans with water. ESPECIALLY if you have children.

Buy shotgun shells to take care of zombies and to cauterize wounds.
2012-10-29 07:14:39 PM  
1 votes:
No drinking piss?
2012-10-29 05:34:44 PM  
1 votes:
I assume that just cracking open a can of Chef Boyardee and pouring it into your face isn't on the list?
 
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