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2012-10-29 05:54:09 PM
6 votes:
Hansel. He's so hot right now.
2012-10-29 06:05:23 PM
3 votes:
That was rad when he went into slow motion as he bent backwards to avoid an object coming at him. It's surprising that no one had thought of that before.
2012-10-29 05:50:20 PM
3 votes:
so... basically this is a story where *deep breath*

van helsing meets snow white and they have babies who are hansel and gretel who wind up surviving the candy house incident because van helsing had his friend the tailor teach them giant slaying kung fu and they teamed up with Q from james bond's great great great great grandfather so he could build them gadgets that his apprentice nikolai tesla designs(but doesn't get any credit, cause fark that tesla dude), and they go around hunting witches for profit until they find the last surviving witch who gave her heart to the evil king and now they have to lead the commoners in a revolt against the king only the only way to kill the king is to slay the witch who's now become like a mother figure to them, but she gives her life in a final blaze of heroic glory and floats up to the heavens and becomes a star that watches down on everyone and then arthur throws excalibur into the lake while his roman soldiers get to ride home.

*gaaaasp*
2012-10-29 05:48:15 PM
3 votes:
"We kill witches, what do you do?"

Seriously. That isn't even the good kind of cheesy. At least in Wanted it fit with the context. I'm sure we'll see Beauty and the Beast retooled with Belle as the lone demon hunter chasing after the one thing that murdered her family, the Beast...or so she thought! *BOOM* Belle shooting akimbo style, running upside from the ceiling while Rage Against the Machine plays in the background.
2012-10-29 05:46:56 PM
3 votes:
Step 1: Claim your "intellectual property" is sacred.
Step 2: Bastardize everyone else's.
Step 3: Hollywood™.
2012-10-29 09:11:24 PM
2 votes:
2012-10-29 06:05:42 PM
2 votes:
media30.onsugar.com
2012-10-29 05:55:23 PM
2 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Obviously this movie is preposterous because Hansel and Gretel never weigh any of the witches before they kill them.


but those witches are flying.

what also flies?

ducks.

boom, headshot to your logic.
2012-10-29 05:54:27 PM
2 votes:
Obviously this movie is preposterous because Hansel and Gretel never weigh any of the witches before they kill them.
2012-10-29 05:50:05 PM
2 votes:
When do we get the modern version of Mary Had a Little Lamb? Because I loves me some girl on sheep action!
2012-10-29 05:45:59 PM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

DO NOT APPROVE
2012-10-29 04:24:14 PM
2 votes:
So it's an R rated Van Helsing?

Meh, I'll probably watch it when it hits DVD.
2012-10-29 09:57:52 PM
1 votes:

Teufelaffe: Ah, but is she going to be A) Actually a good witch, B) A bad witch and he eventually has to kill her, or C) A bad witch to start with, but she either stops being a witch or becomes a good witch for love?


You forgot D) Dumps him for Gretel

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2012-10-29 09:30:08 PM
1 votes:
Next up:

Humpty Dumpty: Zombie Slayer.
2012-10-29 07:50:32 PM
1 votes:

peterthx:
ALL OF YOU: TURN IN YOUR GEEK CARD.

If you haven't upgraded to Blu-ray by now I don't know why you're on the internet!


Geeks tend to be the early adopters of cool new technologies but unlike the mostly positive factors of DVD they largely skipped the blu-ray generation. You're probably more of a "big bang theory fan" geek.

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2012-10-29 06:30:44 PM
1 votes:

The only thing that would be better would be:

Hansel & Gretel Part 2 - Hansel & Gretel Join the A-Team
2012-10-29 06:19:42 PM
1 votes:
Wait... so Gretel, the ACTUAL witch killer from the story... gets kidnapped while her lazy dim brother from the same story is the hero. You've already isolated me, Hollywood.
2012-10-29 06:04:05 PM
1 votes:
2012-10-29 06:01:18 PM
1 votes:
Thanks for the trailer. Now I don't have to see the movie.
2012-10-29 05:56:07 PM
1 votes:
Really, Hawkeye? You're making Avengers money now, and this is the best script you could get?
2012-10-29 05:55:40 PM
1 votes:
Looks like a great comedy. Can't wait to see it
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-29 05:50:56 PM
1 votes:
Hensel and Grettel.. They're COPS!
2012-10-29 05:50:18 PM
1 votes:
HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE!

cdn03.cdn.justjared.com
2012-10-29 05:47:27 PM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: exick: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Aterton, Peter Stormare, Famke Janssen

Literally no one has a problem with this.

Except homosexuals, and subby.


I thought homosexuals liked Jeremy Renner?
2012-10-29 05:46:04 PM
1 votes:
Meh.

I'm going to go ahead and call it though... the blonde he falls in love with is going to end up being a witch.
2012-10-29 05:43:24 PM
1 votes:
I couldn't even finish that trailer.
2012-10-29 05:43:06 PM
1 votes:

exick: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Aterton, Peter Stormare, Famke Janssen

Literally no one has a problem with this.


Except homosexuals, and subby.
2012-10-29 04:06:00 PM
1 votes:
I was saying 'Booooo-ears'.
 
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