exick: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Aterton, Peter Stormare, Famke JanssenLiterally no one has a problem with this.
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The All-Powerful Atheismo: exick: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Aterton, Peter Stormare, Famke JanssenLiterally no one has a problem with this.Except homosexuals, and subby.
scottydoesntknow: So it's an R rated Van Helsing?
CapeFearCadaver: Meh.I'm going to go ahead and call it though... the blonde he falls in love with is going to end up being a witch.
HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE!
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Obviously this movie is preposterous because Hansel and Gretel never weigh any of the witches before they kill them.
DemDave: Didn't they already make this movie with Matt Damon and Heath Ledger?The Brothers Grimm
d23: Hensel and Grettel.. They're COPS!
Karne: That was rad when he went into slow motion as he bent backwards to avoid an object coming at him. It's surprising that no one had thought of that before.
StoPPeRmobile: [media30.onsugar.com image 550x368]
quizzical: Really, Hawkeye? You're making Avengers money now, and this is the best script you could get?
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