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(ABC)   Apparently deciding to just say "fark it" and go all in, Newt Gingrich claims that "virtually ever American Catholic" agrees with Richard Mourdock that God hands out rape babies like party favors   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 163
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2012-10-29 12:24:02 PM
No, Newt, not everyone is so incredibly blind to think that a fertilized egg is always the sacrosanct will of God, but the precise and direct cause of that fertilized egg was not God's doing at all. Barely involved, and certainly not approving.
 
2012-10-29 12:28:51 PM
Keep digging your grave.
 
2012-10-29 12:35:15 PM
Because blindly following religion is an indicator of intelligent decisions.
 
2012-10-29 12:35:31 PM
May God's blessing of Rape be upon him.
 
2012-10-29 12:35:43 PM
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YOU'RE getting a rape baby! And YOU'RE getting a rape baby!
 
2012-10-29 12:35:51 PM
I sometimes wonder if Newt was a lifelong sabotage experiment, secretly cultivated by Ike or someone, and once a sufficient level of seniority was reached he would do as much damage as possible to the entrenched positions of the extremist GOP.
 
2012-10-29 12:36:27 PM
Well, I'm pretty sure Jesus was the result of non consensual sex.
 
2012-10-29 12:37:05 PM
How did this guy ever get in a leadership position?
 
2012-10-29 12:37:38 PM
Ladies and Gentleman, the intellectual pinnacle of the Republican party.
 
2012-10-29 12:38:35 PM
Even among Catholics who politically self-identify as "extremely conservative", more than half think that abortion should be legally allowed in the case of rape.
 
2012-10-29 12:38:35 PM
When your lord and saviour is a rape baby, then all rape babies must be wonderful.
 
2012-10-29 12:39:18 PM
Gingrich, you've hit mantle.
 
2012-10-29 12:40:02 PM
Not this Catholic.
 
2012-10-29 12:40:04 PM

abb3w: Even among Catholics who politically self-identify as "extremely conservative", more than half think that abortion should be legally allowed in the case of rape.


What is it about rape that makes them think that, all of a sudden, it isn't murder to abort. The logical inconsistencies drives me crazy.
 
2012-10-29 12:40:06 PM
Honestly, this is the only logically consistent argument Mourdock could take. I am, in some perverted way, ind of proud of him.

I am, and will remain, however, very pro abortion.
 
2012-10-29 12:40:56 PM
This is why he only rapes mouths in his car parked in the driveway. Wouldn't want to put his morals to the test.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-29 12:40:59 PM
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I voted early on Saturday. I did not vote for the cretin team of Mordock and Pence.

(Pence is worse than Mordock... he just knows to keep his mouth shut).
 
2012-10-29 12:42:12 PM
and yet, half the women in this country will vote for this party because... well, because they are stupid. I'm sorry, there really isn't another reason.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-29 12:42:23 PM

hillbillypharmacist: No, Newt, not everyone is so incredibly blind to think that a fertilized egg is always the sacrosanct will of God, but the precise and direct cause of that fertilized egg was not God's doing at all. Barely involved, and certainly not approving.


1/4 of pregnancies (according to my genetics prof) end in spontaneous abortion!

It's the will of god. and they all have souls.

SHUT THE fark UP
 
2012-10-29 12:43:42 PM
Newt Gingrich is a worthless clump of dog feces that needs to be wiped off the shoe of American discourse and thrown in the goddamn trash once and for all.

Sociopathic, narcissistic, worthless fat f*ck.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-29 12:43:52 PM

spcMike: Well, I'm pretty sure Jesus was the result of non consensual sex.


No. Go look up some Sleepy Girl Hentai. It was sort of like that.

//going to hell for sure now
 
2012-10-29 12:44:13 PM
At what point do libs end up a minority by virtue of all this "choice"?

/pro abortion
//for fertilized lib eggs
 
2012-10-29 12:44:25 PM
A long time ago, when I was still a fervent believer, specifically in strict catholic doctrine, I did not even consider this question at all to be a particularlly difficult one to answer. It's so obvious, no woman should ever be forced by anyone else to carry the child of a rapist. I was taught, and I believed then, that the rapist is 100% at fault for the rape, and the abortion, in God's eyes.

Why is that so damned hard to believe? The unborn child dies, (in then religious Dedmons eyes) because the rapist dared to sin so egregiously.
 
2012-10-29 12:44:26 PM
Newt Gingrich can't even make up his own mind about what flavor of Christianity he likes the best. Why the fark would anyone take him seriously as an authority on what Catholics in general believe?
 
2012-10-29 12:44:41 PM
"Now, this seems to be fixated by the Democrats, but the radical on abortion is Obama, who as a state senator voted three times in favor of allowing doctors to kill babies in the eighth and ninth month who were born, having survived late-term abortion."

This is why people want to punch you in that smarmy doughy face of yours, Newt.
 
2012-10-29 12:45:58 PM
Just like no Catholics use birth control. Wait a minute...
 
2012-10-29 12:46:04 PM
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d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-29 12:46:52 PM

MechaDupek: At what point do libs end up a minority by virtue of all this "choice"?

/pro abortion
//for fertilized lib eggs


Wow. Pegging the "asshole-ary" meter on Fark is hard to do. You broke the meter!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-29 12:48:16 PM

bartink: Just like no Catholics use birth control. Wait a minute...


Every catholic girl I ever went out with was on birth control...

//and she knew how to use it...
 
2012-10-29 12:48:19 PM
To be honest, it is so refreshing to finally hear Conservatives be honest about their beliefs and opinions. I much prefer racists and homophobes and misogynists to be out in the open instead of trying to pass themselves off as somehow acceptable to mainstream America.
 
2012-10-29 12:49:07 PM

d23: hillbillypharmacist: No, Newt, not everyone is so incredibly blind to think that a fertilized egg is always the sacrosanct will of God, but the precise and direct cause of that fertilized egg was not God's doing at all. Barely involved, and certainly not approving.

1/4 of pregnancies (according to my genetics prof) end in spontaneous abortion!

It's the will of god. and they all have souls.

SHUT THE fark UP


You sound tired.
 
2012-10-29 12:50:28 PM

quizzical: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 403x361]


The board was awesome, but Colbert sniffing the marker was just too much and I lost control.
 
2012-10-29 12:50:43 PM
I'm from a heavily Polish Catholic part of Chicago's southside and most of the church-going Catholics I know don't agree with the church's extreme policies. They use contraception, don't hate gays, and most likely don't think God's up there planning rapes for his wordly performance art or whatever.
 
2012-10-29 12:51:44 PM
/csb

My wife is from a very catholic family. 10 kids, her parents go to a Latin mass. I posted the link to Scalzi's rapist satire on Facebook. All the likes were from my 8 sister in laws. All practicing Catholics.

So no, not all Catholics support this lunatic's position. I'd wager very few do.
 
2012-10-29 12:51:51 PM
You liberals and your obsession with rape! RAPE RAPE RAPE that's all I hear from you.

What about the raping your disastrous, immoral welfare state inflicts on my small business every day?

My receptionist is pregnant. When she goes on maternity leave, I am FORCED to keep her job available for her until she comes back. How is that fair?

One of the machinists in my employ chopped off a couple fingers. Again, I am FORCED to foot the bill for Workers' Compensation (hint: anything labelled "Workers" is Communist) at extortionate rates, and I am FORCED to hold his position. He's undoubtedly going to be less productive now, and it's not like he'll be growing those fingers back any time soon. And yet if I cut him loose and hire someone with all ten fingers to replace the cripple, ** I'm ** the bad guy?

And in a couple years, I will be FORCED to provide health insurance for my employees. Since when did it become MY problem if they or their families get sick? Can't these people take some responsibility for themselves for once?

Every single day, regulations prevent me from making the right choices to grow my business and maximize profits.

And every day, the remorseless, unstoppable tax penis of Big Government rams into my business' bank account.

I scream NO NO NO!!! Big Government screams YES YES YES!!! KEEP ON GIVING IT UP, BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED OBAMAPHONES!!!

Until America cares as much about the rape of Small Business as it does about some sluts, things will never get better. NEVER.
 
2012-10-29 12:53:45 PM
Sorry bastard was a Baptist all his life until he married a Catholic, three years later he knows exactly how all Catholics think.
 
2012-10-29 12:53:52 PM

Parthenogenetic: You liberals and your obsession with rape! RAPE RAPE RAPE that's all I hear from you.

What about the raping your disastrous, immoral welfare state inflicts on my small business every day?

My receptionist is pregnant. When she goes on maternity leave, I am FORCED to keep her job available for her until she comes back. How is that fair?

One of the machinists in my employ chopped off a couple fingers. Again, I am FORCED to foot the bill for Workers' Compensation (hint: anything labelled "Workers" is Communist) at extortionate rates, and I am FORCED to hold his position. He's undoubtedly going to be less productive now, and it's not like he'll be growing those fingers back any time soon. And yet if I cut him loose and hire someone with all ten fingers to replace the cripple, ** I'm ** the bad guy?

And in a couple years, I will be FORCED to provide health insurance for my employees. Since when did it become MY problem if they or their families get sick? Can't these people take some responsibility for themselves for once?

Every single day, regulations prevent me from making the right choices to grow my business and maximize profits.

And every day, the remorseless, unstoppable tax penis of Big Government rams into my business' bank account.

I scream NO NO NO!!! Big Government screams YES YES YES!!! KEEP ON GIVING IT UP, BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED OBAMAPHONES!!!

Until America cares as much about the rape of Small Business as it does about some sluts, things will never get better. NEVER.


Don't go off your meds :-)
 
2012-10-29 12:53:57 PM

spcMike: Well, I'm pretty sure Jesus was the result of non consensual sex.


No, yes means yes: " I am the handmaiden of the Lord, let it be done to me according to his will" a touch Fifty Shades of Grey perhaps, but clear consent nonetheless
 
2012-10-29 12:55:36 PM
What if the person who gets raped is prepubescent, or post-menopausal, or sterile, or a guy? Are they on God's shiat list and don't get the party favor. What if the rapee is a 25 year single mother with a crappy job, is the rape baby REALLY a gift, or more of a burden?

And when will we stop looking at conception like some kind of mystical event that we can't understand when it happens worldwide hundreds of millions of times a year to women of every religion, social and financial level regardless of their ability to handle it or desire for it. George H W Bush said that childbirth is a miracle. Elayne Boozler responded by pointing out "So is popcorn, if you don't understand it."
 
2012-10-29 12:56:01 PM

spcMike: Well, I'm pretty sure Jesus was the result of non consensual sex.


Thread over, God's a rapist.
 
2012-10-29 12:56:45 PM
No true scotsman catholic would say otherwise!
 
2012-10-29 12:57:18 PM
"He also immediately issued a clarification saying he was referring to the act of conception, and he condemned rape.

So the baby is God's will. God choose for the baby to be created by having her raped which was not God's will but that is how the baby that is God's will got there.

Makes sense if you don't think about it.

Kinda like, God created us as highly intelligent beings, but we are supposed to ignore that intelligence and worship a being that there is no proof exists and whose existance is illogical and in contrast to our intelligence.
 
2012-10-29 12:57:42 PM

Parthenogenetic: And every day, the remorseless, unstoppable tax penis of Big Government rams into my business' bank account.


I'm going to start a band called "Unstoppable Tax Penis".
 
2012-10-29 12:58:31 PM

Parthenogenetic: You liberals and your obsession with rape! RAPE RAPE RAPE that's all I hear from you.

What about the raping your disastrous, immoral welfare state inflicts on my small business every day?

My receptionist is pregnant. When she goes on maternity leave, I am FORCED to keep her job available for her until she comes back. How is that fair?

One of the machinists in my employ chopped off a couple fingers. Again, I am FORCED to foot the bill for Workers' Compensation (hint: anything labelled "Workers" is Communist) at extortionate rates, and I am FORCED to hold his position. He's undoubtedly going to be less productive now, and it's not like he'll be growing those fingers back any time soon. And yet if I cut him loose and hire someone with all ten fingers to replace the cripple, ** I'm ** the bad guy?

And in a couple years, I will be FORCED to provide health insurance for my employees. Since when did it become MY problem if they or their families get sick? Can't these people take some responsibility for themselves for once?

Every single day, regulations prevent me from making the right choices to grow my business and maximize profits.

And every day, the remorseless, unstoppable tax penis of Big Government rams into my business' bank account.

I scream NO NO NO!!! Big Government screams YES YES YES!!! KEEP ON GIVING IT UP, BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED OBAMAPHONES!!!

Until America cares as much about the rape of Small Business as it does about some sluts, things will never get better. NEVER.


You'll get bites.
 
2012-10-29 12:58:32 PM

LarryDan43: Ladies and Gentleman, the intellectual pinnacle of the Republican party.


Newt Gingrich is what stupid people think an intelligent person sounds like.
 
2012-10-29 12:59:35 PM
but the radical on abortion is Obama, who as a state senator voted three times in favor of allowing doctors to kill babies in the eighth and ninth month who were born

wat.
 
2012-10-29 01:00:28 PM
When opining on a woman's take on the consequences of rape, I would avoid using the phrase, "get over it."
 
2012-10-29 01:01:25 PM
as a single father, i am now going to Zazzle to make a shirt (young child size) that says "RAPE BABY".
 
2012-10-29 01:01:33 PM
They sure do love them some rape.
 
2012-10-29 01:01:41 PM
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