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(Patheos)   Good: New AP poll shows that fewer people think Obama is a Muslim. Fark: Almost 1 in 5 now believe he's a Jew   (patheos.com) divider line 25
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2012-10-29 12:21:00 PM  
8 votes:
hipsterjew.com
2012-10-29 01:12:57 PM  
7 votes:
That would be Baruch Obama
2012-10-29 01:58:18 PM  
4 votes:
Put on your yarmulke
Here's Obamake
So much fun-ake
To vote for Obamake

Obamake is
a Jew, the Teatards fear
Instead of one term as President
He's got eight crazy years

So when you feel like the only public servant
Who still has a foreskin
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and hiiiiiiim....

Joltin' Joe Lieberman
Lights the menorah
So do Harry Reid, George Bush
and his lovely wife Laura

Guess who eats lunch at the
Congressional deli
The senator from New Hampshire
Ayotte, first name Kelly

Al Gore's half Jewish
Bubba is half, too
Together they've the chutzpuh
To stand up to John Sununu

If John McCain gives off that
quintessential gentile vibe
Al Franken spun his dreidel
back on Saturday Night Live

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Obamake
The guy who saved our economica
celebrates Hannakuh

Todd Akin, not a Jew
But guess who is?
Senator Mary Landrieu (she converted)

We got Barbara Boxer
and (I think) Maria Shriver
Joe Biden's a quarter Jewish
and so's his personal driver

Some people think
that Rush Limbaugh just might be
He's not, but still we got
every single Kennedy

So many Jews in the government biz
John Kerry isn't, but I heard his wife still is

So tell your friend Veronica
to vote now for Obamake
I'll play my new harmonica
while voting for Obamake
Don't waste your gin and tonic-a
or get caught marijuanica
when the race is finally won-ica
by the Hindu Muslim Jewish guy Obamake
2012-10-29 01:16:49 PM  
4 votes:
Well, to be fair, they all look alike to some people.

For all you mouthbreathers out there, here's a handy guide:

Jew:

image1.findagrave.com

Not Jew:

weaselzippers.us
2012-10-29 01:12:27 PM  
4 votes:
This is ridiculous. Obama clearly explained his religion last year when he came back from his Ramadan vacation.
2012-10-29 01:23:26 PM  
2 votes:
Michelle, you so much I love. My balebushtah! Kisses! So messhugnah I am I love with you. You are the kreplach at my seder. The other night, I think the entire country saw just how lucky I am. Malia and Sasha, bubbelehs, so proud of you I am? And yes you do have to go to temple in the morning!

And Joe Biden, Yossi, Yossi baby, you alter kocker, a mitzvah of a VP you are for me! Look at that punim! Those teeth! Yossi, bubby, I coulda got you those teeth at wholesale! Af gezunt af dir kop!

And hoo boy, this Mitt Romney. Oy vey. Mitt, in the words of my people: a choleryah af dir!
2012-10-29 01:19:53 PM  
2 votes:
plancksconstant.org

Either way no porking.

latimesblogs.latimes.com

dammit.
2012-10-29 01:11:27 PM  
2 votes:
Considering how much of a lapdog he's been for Israel, I'm not surprised by that number.
2012-10-29 12:17:01 PM  
2 votes:
he's... different. i just can't quite put my finger on it...
2012-10-29 03:51:02 PM  
1 votes:

gibbon1: Marine1: Hey, Jewish President doesn't sound like a bad idea.

If you actually want a President to bring farktards in Israel to heal, that's what it would take.


*blinks*

*opens mouth raises index finger*

*closes mouth lowers index finger*

*walks away*
2012-10-29 02:04:55 PM  
1 votes:

Benni K Rok: Sneakernets: It's not that Obama is a Muslim, but that once you're Muslim you can't convert. See, that's what you libby McLibs don't understand. Being Muslim is genetic. Just like Jews. But since we can't hate those big-nosed freedom haters, er, God's chosen people, we turned to the Muslims instead, because Jesus. And republicans are Reptilians , so it's best to worship them.

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AM talk radio.
2012-10-29 01:57:51 PM  
1 votes:
Ve vill have to analyse vim.
room404.net
2012-10-29 01:54:36 PM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk 

Nothing to see here...
2012-10-29 01:52:02 PM  
1 votes:
There's a better chance of Obama being Jewish than there is of him being born in Hawaii. 

too easy
2012-10-29 01:49:18 PM  
1 votes:
CSB time:

I talk with my Grandmother fairly often, and she lives in Arkansas. I asked her who she voted for and she said "The Christian." I said, "Obama? Because the other guy follows a religion founded by a turn of the century scam artist who claimed to get religious revelations from rocks he viewed in his hat."

She told me she didn't know anything about that, but she knew Obama was a Muslim.

Upshot is, even if she had voted for Obama, it wouldn't have mattered. Arkansas will go for Romney by probably better than 20 points. (Notso)Coincidentally, the KKK is still active in rural Arkansas and they are voting to get the Black man out of the White house. Everything else is secondary.

/end CSB
2012-10-29 01:43:52 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe, just maybe... people do not take these polls seriously, and fark with the pollsters.

/no, that can't be right
2012-10-29 01:32:30 PM  
1 votes:

rthanu: Why Would I Read the Article: I recently found out that I'm actually 1/4th Jewish, so I'm....um...I wouldn't say it's a kick, but it's....something, I guess.

Anyway, I just wish I'd found out before I was too old to go on the free trip to Israel. Stupid world. I blame the Jews.

So are you 1/4 circumcised?


It looks like a shirt collar I bet.
2012-10-29 01:26:34 PM  
1 votes:
This polling business is getting out of hand. It's getting out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it.
2012-10-29 01:24:24 PM  
1 votes:
It's not that Obama is a Muslim, but that once you're Muslim you can't convert. See, that's what you libby McLibs don't understand. Being Muslim is genetic. Just like Jews. But since we can't hate those big-nosed freedom haters, er, God's chosen people, we turned to the Muslims instead, because Jesus. And republicans are Reptilians , so it's best to worship them.
2012-10-29 01:23:14 PM  
1 votes:

Marine1: Hey, Jewish President doesn't sound like a bad idea.


In these terrible economic times? Don't we want someone a bit more profligate in his spending?
2012-10-29 01:14:17 PM  
1 votes:
I recently found out that I'm actually 1/4th Jewish, so I'm....um...I wouldn't say it's a kick, but it's....something, I guess.

Anyway, I just wish I'd found out before I was too old to go on the free trip to Israel. Stupid world. I blame the Jews.
2012-10-29 01:10:22 PM  
1 votes:
www.americanandproud.net
2012-10-29 01:09:46 PM  
1 votes:
1-media-cdn.foolz.us

/obligatory
2012-10-29 01:04:39 PM  
1 votes:
Does the accompanying increase in "No religion" mean that the narrative has moved from "evil secret Muslim" to "evil secular humanist"?
2012-10-29 12:10:17 PM  
1 votes:
Uh, well...that's progress, I guess? Maybe?
 
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