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(Patheos)   Good: New AP poll shows that fewer people think Obama is a Muslim. Fark: Almost 1 in 5 now believe he's a Jew   (patheos.com ) divider line
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2012-10-29 01:11:23 PM  
4 votes:
this just in: 20% of people will just click buttons rather than honestly reading and answering.
2012-10-29 01:11:27 PM  
2 votes:
Considering how much of a lapdog he's been for Israel, I'm not surprised by that number.
2012-10-30 08:04:15 AM  
1 vote:

Clemkadidlefark: There's no "think" about it.


Well, you're right that holding such a factually incorrect belief despite copious evidence to the contrary does require absolutely no capacity for thought whatsoever...
2012-10-29 01:58:18 PM  
1 vote:
Put on your yarmulke
Here's Obamake
So much fun-ake
To vote for Obamake

Obamake is
a Jew, the Teatards fear
Instead of one term as President
He's got eight crazy years

So when you feel like the only public servant
Who still has a foreskin
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and hiiiiiiim....

Joltin' Joe Lieberman
Lights the menorah
So do Harry Reid, George Bush
and his lovely wife Laura

Guess who eats lunch at the
Congressional deli
The senator from New Hampshire
Ayotte, first name Kelly

Al Gore's half Jewish
Bubba is half, too
Together they've the chutzpuh
To stand up to John Sununu

If John McCain gives off that
quintessential gentile vibe
Al Franken spun his dreidel
back on Saturday Night Live

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Obamake
The guy who saved our economica
celebrates Hannakuh

Todd Akin, not a Jew
But guess who is?
Senator Mary Landrieu (she converted)

We got Barbara Boxer
and (I think) Maria Shriver
Joe Biden's a quarter Jewish
and so's his personal driver

Some people think
that Rush Limbaugh just might be
He's not, but still we got
every single Kennedy

So many Jews in the government biz
John Kerry isn't, but I heard his wife still is

So tell your friend Veronica
to vote now for Obamake
I'll play my new harmonica
while voting for Obamake
Don't waste your gin and tonic-a
or get caught marijuanica
when the race is finally won-ica
by the Hindu Muslim Jewish guy Obamake
2012-10-29 01:49:18 PM  
1 vote:
CSB time:

I talk with my Grandmother fairly often, and she lives in Arkansas. I asked her who she voted for and she said "The Christian." I said, "Obama? Because the other guy follows a religion founded by a turn of the century scam artist who claimed to get religious revelations from rocks he viewed in his hat."

She told me she didn't know anything about that, but she knew Obama was a Muslim.

Upshot is, even if she had voted for Obama, it wouldn't have mattered. Arkansas will go for Romney by probably better than 20 points. (Notso)Coincidentally, the KKK is still active in rural Arkansas and they are voting to get the Black man out of the White house. Everything else is secondary.

/end CSB
2012-10-29 01:43:52 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe, just maybe... people do not take these polls seriously, and fark with the pollsters.

/no, that can't be right
2012-10-29 01:23:26 PM  
1 vote:
Michelle, you so much I love. My balebushtah! Kisses! So messhugnah I am I love with you. You are the kreplach at my seder. The other night, I think the entire country saw just how lucky I am. Malia and Sasha, bubbelehs, so proud of you I am? And yes you do have to go to temple in the morning!

And Joe Biden, Yossi, Yossi baby, you alter kocker, a mitzvah of a VP you are for me! Look at that punim! Those teeth! Yossi, bubby, I coulda got you those teeth at wholesale! Af gezunt af dir kop!

And hoo boy, this Mitt Romney. Oy vey. Mitt, in the words of my people: a choleryah af dir!
2012-10-29 01:20:08 PM  
1 vote:

Why Would I Read the Article: I recently found out that I'm actually 1/4th Jewish, so I'm....um...I wouldn't say it's a kick, but it's....something, I guess.

Anyway, I just wish I'd found out before I was too old to go on the free trip to Israel. Stupid world. I blame the Jews.


Unless it's your maternal grandmother, no, you're not. If it was, you've always been a full member* of the tribe.

/*Now go study.
2012-10-29 01:14:33 PM  
1 vote:
The stupidity of the American people finally has a silver lining. This is hilarious.
2012-10-29 01:08:29 PM  
1 vote:
So who do they hate more, Jews or Muslims?
 
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