Kaiku: I can't imagine where anyone would possibly get such an idea.
Sneakernets: It's not that Obama is a Muslim, but that once you're Muslim you can't convert.Actually, you can quite easily renounce being a Muslim. But then they go all jihad on your ass and kill you. That is the prescribed penalty/remedy for apostasy in the religion of peace.
MadAzza: demaL-demaL-yeH: Why Would I Read the Article: I recently found out that I'm actually 1/4th Jewish, so I'm....um...I wouldn't say it's a kick, but it's....something, I guess.Anyway, I just wish I'd found out before I was too old to go on the free trip to Israel. Stupid world. I blame the Jews.Unless it's your maternal grandmother, no, you're not. If it was, you've always been a full member* of the tribe./*Now go study.Study it up?
Clemkadidlefark: There's no "think" about it.
Clemkadidlefark: Proving people can't thinkBecause the man is a MuslimNegroThere's no "think" about it.
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