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(Patheos)   Good: New AP poll shows that fewer people think Obama is a Muslim. Fark: Almost 1 in 5 now believe he's a Jew   (patheos.com) divider line 109
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2012-10-29 12:10:17 PM
Uh, well...that's progress, I guess? Maybe?
 
2012-10-29 12:17:01 PM
he's... different. i just can't quite put my finger on it...
 
2012-10-29 12:21:00 PM
hipsterjew.com
 
2012-10-29 12:44:36 PM
And how many believe he's a Mormon Martian?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-29 12:45:23 PM
If only he'd drop his pants he could put an end to this debate.

(It turns out I'm a year late making that joke. Show Us Your Circumcision Certificate.)
 
2012-10-29 01:04:39 PM
Does the accompanying increase in "No religion" mean that the narrative has moved from "evil secret Muslim" to "evil secular humanist"?
 
2012-10-29 01:08:29 PM
So who do they hate more, Jews or Muslims?
 
2012-10-29 01:09:46 PM
1-media-cdn.foolz.us

/obligatory
 
2012-10-29 01:10:17 PM
Subby says that like it's a bad thing.

Already he's First Black President. Now he can be first Jewish president, all without destroying any more contries!
 
2012-10-29 01:10:22 PM
www.americanandproud.net
 
2012-10-29 01:11:23 PM
this just in: 20% of people will just click buttons rather than honestly reading and answering.
 
2012-10-29 01:11:27 PM
Considering how much of a lapdog he's been for Israel, I'm not surprised by that number.
 
2012-10-29 01:12:27 PM
This is ridiculous. Obama clearly explained his religion last year when he came back from his Ramadan vacation.
 
2012-10-29 01:12:57 PM
That would be Baruch Obama
 
2012-10-29 01:13:17 PM
Hey, Jewish President doesn't sound like a bad idea.
 
2012-10-29 01:13:54 PM
What!?! I thought he was Betazoid!
 
2012-10-29 01:14:17 PM
I recently found out that I'm actually 1/4th Jewish, so I'm....um...I wouldn't say it's a kick, but it's....something, I guess.

Anyway, I just wish I'd found out before I was too old to go on the free trip to Israel. Stupid world. I blame the Jews.
 
2012-10-29 01:14:33 PM
The stupidity of the American people finally has a silver lining. This is hilarious.
 
2012-10-29 01:16:49 PM
Well, to be fair, they all look alike to some people.

For all you mouthbreathers out there, here's a handy guide:

Jew:

image1.findagrave.com

Not Jew:

weaselzippers.us
 
2012-10-29 01:17:39 PM
The Associated Press had a huge story this weekend accusing American voters of racism, but a racism that has increased in the last four years.

I think that blogger has a brain injury.
 
2012-10-29 01:18:47 PM
Oi vey.
 
2012-10-29 01:19:53 PM
plancksconstant.org

Either way no porking.

latimesblogs.latimes.com

dammit.
 
2012-10-29 01:20:08 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: I recently found out that I'm actually 1/4th Jewish, so I'm....um...I wouldn't say it's a kick, but it's....something, I guess.

Anyway, I just wish I'd found out before I was too old to go on the free trip to Israel. Stupid world. I blame the Jews.


Unless it's your maternal grandmother, no, you're not. If it was, you've always been a full member* of the tribe.

/*Now go study.
 
2012-10-29 01:22:13 PM
He essentially blew off Israel, how the fark do people think that he's a Jew?
 
2012-10-29 01:23:14 PM

Marine1: Hey, Jewish President doesn't sound like a bad idea.


In these terrible economic times? Don't we want someone a bit more profligate in his spending?
 
2012-10-29 01:23:26 PM
Michelle, you so much I love. My balebushtah! Kisses! So messhugnah I am I love with you. You are the kreplach at my seder. The other night, I think the entire country saw just how lucky I am. Malia and Sasha, bubbelehs, so proud of you I am? And yes you do have to go to temple in the morning!

And Joe Biden, Yossi, Yossi baby, you alter kocker, a mitzvah of a VP you are for me! Look at that punim! Those teeth! Yossi, bubby, I coulda got you those teeth at wholesale! Af gezunt af dir kop!

And hoo boy, this Mitt Romney. Oy vey. Mitt, in the words of my people: a choleryah af dir!
 
2012-10-29 01:24:24 PM
It's not that Obama is a Muslim, but that once you're Muslim you can't convert. See, that's what you libby McLibs don't understand. Being Muslim is genetic. Just like Jews. But since we can't hate those big-nosed freedom haters, er, God's chosen people, we turned to the Muslims instead, because Jesus. And republicans are Reptilians , so it's best to worship them.
 
2012-10-29 01:24:39 PM

Rufus Lee King: FTA: "When people were asked if they were racist, they said no, but when a survey that measures racial preferences via tiny pictures and Chinese characters was used,the racism was found."

Huh? What?


It says it right there!
 
2012-10-29 01:25:53 PM
Unless it's your maternal grandmother, no, you're not. If it was, you've always been a full member* of the tribe.

/*Now go study.


It sure was my maternal grandma. We found out that during the war, she packed up and moved from Queens to Pasadena, where she met my grandpa after the war, married, had 3 kids (one of them my mom), and raised them all as Catholic.

She doesn't talk much about her past or why she just decided to up and move across the country as a single 23 year old woman (women just did not do those things in the 1940s), but we're guessing it has a lot to do with all the concentration camps and whatnot. These days her mind is going so even if she opened up, we're not sure we could entirely trust the info. Still, it was kind of a shock to find out, though I'd never had any feelings towards Jews one way or another.

At any rate, she was evidently 100% Jew, which makes me 25%. So there ya go.
 
2012-10-29 01:26:00 PM

super_grass: He essentially blew off Israel, how the fark do people think that he's a Jew?


He could be a self-hating Jew. Or one of those anti-Zionist Jews.

But I repeat myself.
 
2012-10-29 01:26:03 PM
It's a bit more striking that so many believe he is a godless commie now. 
2% -> 35% wtf?
 
2012-10-29 01:26:07 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: Considering how much of a lapdog he's been for Israel, I'm not surprised by that number.


Which is extra funny given how one of the complaints that the far-right has against him is how he doesn't support Israel enough.

You know, didn't meet with Netanyahu when he had a chance and has made no official visits to Israel. Obama is well known to not play the "go along with whatever Israel says" game that the Shrub loved to do.
 
2012-10-29 01:26:22 PM

super_grass: He essentially blew off Israel didn't bend over for Bibi and take it up the ass, how the fark do people think that he's a Jew?


Sorry, pet peeve.
 
2012-10-29 01:26:34 PM
This polling business is getting out of hand. It's getting out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it.
 
2012-10-29 01:26:40 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Why Would I Read the Article: I recently found out that I'm actually 1/4th Jewish, so I'm....um...I wouldn't say it's a kick, but it's....something, I guess.

Anyway, I just wish I'd found out before I was too old to go on the free trip to Israel. Stupid world. I blame the Jews.

Unless it's your maternal grandmother, no, you're not. If it was, you've always been a full member* of the tribe.

/*Now go study.


Study it up?
 
2012-10-29 01:29:06 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: Considering how much of a lapdog he's been for Israel, I'm not surprised by that number.


super_grass: He essentially blew off Israel, how the fark do people think that he's a Jew?


Politics is funny things...
 
2012-10-29 01:31:20 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: I recently found out that I'm actually 1/4th Jewish, so I'm....um...I wouldn't say it's a kick, but it's....something, I guess.

Anyway, I just wish I'd found out before I was too old to go on the free trip to Israel. Stupid world. I blame the Jews.


So are you 1/4 circumcised?
 
2012-10-29 01:31:54 PM
I kinda want Obama to win just to keep pissing off rednecks. The last 4 years of pissed redneck has brought us things like "Taxbongo", and that's pretty funny.
 
2012-10-29 01:32:08 PM
What?

Really?

What?

/Need to lie down. Have a headache.
 
2012-10-29 01:32:30 PM

rthanu: Why Would I Read the Article: I recently found out that I'm actually 1/4th Jewish, so I'm....um...I wouldn't say it's a kick, but it's....something, I guess.

Anyway, I just wish I'd found out before I was too old to go on the free trip to Israel. Stupid world. I blame the Jews.

So are you 1/4 circumcised?


It looks like a shirt collar I bet.
 
2012-10-29 01:33:09 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-29 01:38:17 PM
Drop trou, Mr. President. I have to see if you're cut before I go shopping for your Yamaka.
 
2012-10-29 01:38:24 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

DjangoStonereaver: Well, to be fair, they all look alike to some people.

For all you mouthbreathers out there, here's a handy guide:

Jew:

[image1.findagrave.com image 250x313]

Not Jew:

[weaselzippers.us image 476x534]


Don't forget your Latino Jews.
 
2012-10-29 01:40:30 PM

Sneakernets: It's not that Obama is a Muslim, but that once you're Muslim you can't convert. See, that's what you libby McLibs don't understand. Being Muslim is genetic. Just like Jews. But since we can't hate those big-nosed freedom haters, er, God's chosen people, we turned to the Muslims instead, because Jesus. And republicans are Reptilians , so it's best to worship them.


[wtfamireading.png]
 
2012-10-29 01:41:34 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: Considering how much of a lapdog he's been for Israel, I'm not surprised by that number.


super_grass: He essentially blew off Israel, how the fark do people think that he's a Jew?


The only issue the average American cares about more than Israel is whether his neighbors' grass is too long. Hey, ya'll isn't that a code violation next door? Better get your measuring tape and prepare to notify the local police department.
 
2012-10-29 01:41:39 PM

ZAZ: If only he'd drop his pants he could put an end to this debate.

(It turns out I'm a year late making that joke. Show Us Your Circumcision Certificate.)


Thus proving Poe's Law yet again.

And what I rather self-aggrandizingly call "ciberido's First Law," but which might be better thought of as a corollary to Poe's Law:

"There is no idea so ridiculous that there does not exist anybody, anywhere, who champions it."
 
2012-10-29 01:41:42 PM
So close, yet so far

/better than the former I suppose...
//I think it would have been more Fark worthy if it were buddhist... Or Mormon. Oh wait....
 
2012-10-29 01:43:52 PM
Maybe, just maybe... people do not take these polls seriously, and fark with the pollsters.

/no, that can't be right
 
2012-10-29 01:44:01 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Well, to be fair, they all look alike to some people.

For all you mouthbreathers out there, here's a handy guide:

Jew:

[image1.findagrave.com image 250x313]

Not Jew:

[weaselzippers.us image 476x534]


Hey, babe.
 
2012-10-29 01:44:57 PM
Was there ever a poll on just how many stupid farks there are in the world?
 
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