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(Reuters)   New York to close the Holland and Brooklyn-Battery tunnels, making Lindsay Lohan the only mass-entry portal to be left open   ( divider line
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2012-10-29 12:32:33 PM  
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steamingpile: Virtuoso80: +1 subby

Except she lives in California now, sometimes they try too hard for the joke

So let me get this straight.... the submitter is the one with a problem because he or she doesn't know where Lindsay Lohan lives? Honestly I gotta say that not knowing this information is a better indication of good character than knowing it.
2012-10-29 12:15:55 PM  
2 votes:
If only New Yorkers had cups larger than 16 ounces to help bail water...
2012-10-29 12:57:13 PM  
1 vote:
Not to worry, residents of New York: Snake Plissken is currently being briefed by the president and will be en-route shortly.

Actual photo* from his meeting with our fearless leader:

*Not an actual photo.
2012-10-29 12:32:00 PM  
1 vote:

steamingpile: Except she lives in California now

Her meat flaps stretch across the land like the transcontinental railroad.
2012-10-29 12:11:15 PM  
1 vote:
+1 subby
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