mbillips: Yes, but you have to be in Michigan. Enjoy the five months of slush. - Signed, the East Coast.
irgunner: Wtf is headline I don't even reference... what, guy.
GoldSpider: Dear Michigan. You're still Michigan. Sucks to be you guys. Signed, the rest of the country.
Theaetetus: Yes, but we also have universities, theaters, and an energetic and artistic culture.
Evil Canadian: Uh - but if you are on Lake Huron, like a good chunk of Michigan happens to be, you will see very high winds and a fair amount of rain. That is, unless our Canadian forecast stops at the St Clair River, or in the middle of Lake Huron?/My wife is in Wisconsin and supposed to be driving home tomorrow. I think not.
blatz514: Hurricane vs. a tornado. 3 days of terror or 10 minutes of "holy fark we're all going to die."I need to get out of WI.
Marine1: blatz514: Hurricane vs. a tornado. 3 days of terror or 10 minutes of "holy fark we're all going to die."I need to get out of WI.Three days of terror WITH a week of freakin' warning.Seriously, how do people die in those? Get out of town.
AllUpInYa: And it's gonna be 85 in L.A. (sfv) today; rest of the country can suck it.
pute kisses like a man: Marine1: blatz514: Hurricane vs. a tornado. 3 days of terror or 10 minutes of "holy fark we're all going to die."I need to get out of WI.Three days of terror WITH a week of freakin' warning.Seriously, how do people die in those? Get out of town.1) touching downed power lines. (this should be avoidable)2) heat exhaustion or medical problems after the storm passes3) way too much water (like you said, should have evacuated - but running from a storm is hard when you're poor. I did it once right when I changed banks, had a hold on the money, and didn't realize my credit card had expired. had almost no money for a couple days. miserable evacuation.)
SweetSaws: mbillips: Yes, but you have to be in Michigan. Enjoy the five months of slush. - Signed, the East Coast.Oh god, slush! The horror! Oh wait, i have boots. Take that East Coast
Richard Saunders: Mmmm-yeah, Michigan, we' ve been meaning to talk to you about that festering chancre sore you so adorably call Detroit...Signed, your friends, who are not you.
dennysgod: Hurricane Sandy is supposed to kick up the lake effect off of Lake Superior due to the 40-45mph northerly winds it's sending our way, which basically means we'll have a typical November gale a few weeks early this year.
HeadbangerSmurf: Hey, there's nothing wrong with Michigan. Especially Traverse City. It doesn't snow that badly here, the summers are awesome, four seasons of sports, and whenever I go downstate for a vacation everyone is coming up here so I don't have to deal with them in their home towns.
vudukungfu: Michigan knows fark all about food, politics, current events, manners, and kind of makes Illinois look honest.
stonelotus: mark my words, the truth will come out. Sandy was an inside job.
GoldSpider: I'd bet my left nut there is something in the water in Ann Arbor.
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