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2012-10-29 11:24:37 AM  
"But I need you to convince them to vote for Paul Ryan and me and that's not always easy

Just forward them those informative chain emails, that's a sure-fire way to keep them infromed.
 
2012-10-29 11:55:36 AM  
"...this campaign is about fundamental change..."

Romney/Ryan 2012! Hope and Change!
 
2012-10-29 12:19:18 PM  
There's nothing wrong with the economy that fewer taxes and less regulation won't solve.
 
2012-10-29 01:04:01 PM  
the insanity is just insane
 
2012-10-29 01:04:16 PM  
farking libs - Obama is going to keep the status quo because he isn't about changing things. Despite the fact that he changed a lot of things, including healthcare, he is no longer going to change things. A Romney administration means change - because that what conservatives do, they react to conditions and effect real change - thats what being a conservative is all about - creating change. Liberals do not embrace change, they keep things the same.

CSB - Just the other day I was talking to one of my buddies about how fortunate we are to be 55 and 56 years old respectively. You dumbfarks will get to feel the brunt of Obama's America when Romney and Ryan are forced to cleanup his mess by preserving our benefits and restructuring yours. Your liberal tears sustain me as your usual 'fark you we all get ours' is replaced by much needed austerity for the younger folks.

/ So hunker down and put your noses to the grindstone - you whippersnappers need to do some more learning.
// South will rise again
/// Jesus i coming back soon - make yourselves right with God - if not, we'll legislate you right with God...
 
2012-10-29 01:04:53 PM  
I am so glad I don't live in a " battleground" state.
 
2012-10-29 01:06:26 PM  

Muta: I am so glad I don't live in a " battleground" state.


The constant barrage of ads is a pain, but the thought that my vote actually counts for something is pretty nice.

/lives in NV
 
2012-10-29 01:06:34 PM  
Does "persuade" somehow mean "switch out voting machines with ones owned by my son's company"?
 
2012-10-29 01:06:37 PM  

Elzar: farking libs - Obama is going to keep the status quo because he isn't about changing things. Despite the fact that he changed a lot of things, including healthcare, he is no longer going to change things. A Romney administration means change - because that what conservatives do, they react to conditions and effect real change - thats what being a conservative is all about - creating change. Liberals do not embrace change, they keep things the same.

CSB - Just the other day I was talking to one of my buddies about how fortunate we are to be 55 and 56 years old respectively. You dumbfarks will get to feel the brunt of Obama's America when Romney and Ryan are forced to cleanup his mess by preserving our benefits and restructuring yours. Your liberal tears sustain me as your usual 'fark you we all get ours' is replaced by much needed austerity for the younger folks.

/ So hunker down and put your noses to the grindstone - you whippersnappers need to do some more learning.
// South will rise again
/// Jesus i coming back soon - make yourselves right with God - if not, we'll legislate you right with God...


10/10. Numerous bites will ensue.
 
2012-10-29 01:06:49 PM  

Elzar: farking libs - Obama is going to keep the status quo because he isn't about changing things. Despite the fact that he changed a lot of things, including healthcare, he is no longer going to change things. A Romney administration means change - because that what conservatives do, they react to conditions and effect real change - thats what being a conservative is all about - creating change. Liberals do not embrace change, they keep things the same.

CSB - Just the other day I was talking to one of my buddies about how fortunate we are to be 55 and 56 years old respectively. You dumbfarks will get to feel the brunt of Obama's America when Romney and Ryan are forced to cleanup his mess by preserving our benefits and restructuring yours. Your liberal tears sustain me as your usual 'fark you we all get ours' is replaced by much needed austerity for the younger folks.

/ So hunker down and put your noses to the grindstone - you whippersnappers need to do some more learning.
// South will rise again
/// Jesus i coming back soon - make yourselves right with God - if not, we'll legislate you right with God...


Hey! This is my bit. You stole my bit.
 
2012-10-29 01:06:56 PM  

czei: There's nothing wrong with the economy that fewer taxes and less regulation won't solve.


And a few auto companies going bankrupt?

One thing that seems to be forgotten, is although cars are made in Michigan a large number of the part suppliers are in Ohio. Also as Issue 2 showed there is still strong union support in Ohio. However as the past has also proven, if the voters of Ohio can do something stupid, they often do.
 
2012-10-29 01:08:12 PM  
"But I need you to convince them to vote for Paul Ryan and me and that's not always easy but you can ask them this question: Did I support the auto bailout?," Romney asked, before telling the audience how to pitch his ticket to their friends.
 
2012-10-29 01:09:33 PM  
Because our campaign is about fundamental change, our campaign is about real change, taking a course correction in this country," Romney said.

For the past 3 years, I was lead to believe Change is NOT good for the country.
 
2012-10-29 01:10:01 PM  

Muta: I am so glad I don't live in a " battleground" state.


www.clevescene.com

You don't "matter".
 
2012-10-29 01:10:33 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!:
10/10. Numerous bites will ensue.


Om nom nom?
 
2012-10-29 01:10:58 PM  

Elzar: farking libs - Obama is going to keep the status quo because he isn't about changing things. Despite the fact that he changed a lot of things, including healthcare, he is no longer going to change things. A Romney administration means change - because that what conservatives do, they react to conditions and effect real change - thats what being a conservative is all about - creating change. Liberals do not embrace change, they keep things the same.

CSB - Just the other day I was talking to one of my buddies about how fortunate we are to be 55 and 56 years old respectively. You dumbfarks will get to feel the brunt of Obama's America when Romney and Ryan are forced to cleanup his mess by preserving our benefits and restructuring yours. Your liberal tears sustain me as your usual 'fark you we all get ours' is replaced by much needed austerity for the younger folks.

/ So hunker down and put your noses to the grindstone - you whippersnappers need to do some more learning.
// South will rise again
/// Jesus i coming back soon - make yourselves right with God - if not, we'll legislate you right with God...


Bravo! This is how you do it kids.
 
2012-10-29 01:12:15 PM  

Lord_Baull: Because our campaign is about fundamental change, our campaign is about real change, taking a course correction in this country," Romney said.

For the past 3 years, I was lead to believe Change is NOT good for the country.


Change noun - Change is the wages Rmoney and the "Job Creators" pay you.
 
2012-10-29 01:13:21 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Elzar: farking libs - Obama is going to keep the status quo because he isn't about changing things. Despite the fact that he changed a lot of things, including healthcare, he is no longer going to change things. A Romney administration means change - because that what conservatives do, they react to conditions and effect real change - thats what being a conservative is all about - creating change. Liberals do not embrace change, they keep things the same.

CSB - Just the other day I was talking to one of my buddies about how fortunate we are to be 55 and 56 years old respectively. You dumbfarks will get to feel the brunt of Obama's America when Romney and Ryan are forced to cleanup his mess by preserving our benefits and restructuring yours. Your liberal tears sustain me as your usual 'fark you we all get ours' is replaced by much needed austerity for the younger folks.

/ So hunker down and put your noses to the grindstone - you whippersnappers need to do some more learning.
// South will rise again
/// Jesus i coming back soon - make yourselves right with God - if not, we'll legislate you right with God...

10/10. Numerous bites will ensue.


Really? That one is just way too obvious. Although it could have been written by Romney himself. "Obama can't change things/Let me lists all the changes he made".

01/10
 
2012-10-29 01:13:45 PM  

Elzar: farking libs - Obama is going to keep the status quo because he isn't about changing things. Despite the fact that he changed a lot of things, including healthcare, he is no longer going to change things. A Romney administration means change - because that what conservatives do, they react to conditions and effect real change - thats what being a conservative is all about - creating change. Liberals do not embrace change, they keep things the same.

CSB - Just the other day I was talking to one of my buddies about how fortunate we are to be 55 and 56 years old respectively. You dumbfarks will get to feel the brunt of Obama's America when Romney and Ryan are forced to cleanup his mess by preserving our benefits and restructuring yours. Your liberal tears sustain me as your usual 'fark you we all get ours' is replaced by much needed austerity for the younger folks.

/ So hunker down and put your noses to the grindstone - you whippersnappers need to do some more learning.
// South will rise again
/// Jesus i coming back soon - make yourselves right with God - if not, we'll legislate you right with God...


9/10. Special points for the irony of being a baby boomer telling us about how we're bankrupting the country. I almost bit until the Jesus part at the end. That's why you don't get the full 10.
 
2012-10-29 01:14:46 PM  
So it's not enough that Romney lies. Now he is asking people to lie FOR HIM.
 
2012-10-29 01:14:49 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-29 01:14:50 PM  

Karne: Really? That one is just way too obvious.


People like their trolling out and obvious where they can see it, because real quality trolling makes them mad rather than impressed.
 
2012-10-29 01:18:52 PM  
Anyone one know which Ohio precincts are getting those Romney purchased voting machines?
 
2012-10-29 01:19:30 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: Elzar: farking libs - Obama is going to keep the status quo because he isn't about changing things. Despite the fact that he changed a lot of things, including healthcare, he is no longer going to change things. A Romney administration means change - because that what conservatives do, they react to conditions and effect real change - thats what being a conservative is all about - creating change. Liberals do not embrace change, they keep things the same.

CSB - Just the other day I was talking to one of my buddies about how fortunate we are to be 55 and 56 years old respectively. You dumbfarks will get to feel the brunt of Obama's America when Romney and Ryan are forced to cleanup his mess by preserving our benefits and restructuring yours. Your liberal tears sustain me as your usual 'fark you we all get ours' is replaced by much needed austerity for the younger folks.

/ So hunker down and put your noses to the grindstone - you whippersnappers need to do some more learning.
// South will rise again
/// Jesus i coming back soon - make yourselves right with God - if not, we'll legislate you right with God...

Bravo! This is how you do it kids.


Damn right - I put my pants on one leg at a time for the last 37 years - did my honest 8 everyday, church on Sunday. Now Obama wants to take all my hardwork away and give it to some smelly over-entitled hippies part deux. I bought my first house for $15K after 2 years of hardwork pumping gas, contracting, and odd jobs.Now what do you young whipper snappers have? Nothing but college debt that's what - because you are farking lazy and have been free-loading off of our taxes (which are too high). Obama promised change, but its gonna take Mitt to deliver that change. In fact a lot of you will be working for me - paying my medical bills - I've earned it, you haven't. So get to work earning your keep and maybe in 40 years, you too can live the American Dream.

Look to Paul Ryan for an example of a young man who has worked hard and lived a virtuous life. Its about family values and Obama and Biden have none.
 
2012-10-29 01:26:40 PM  

Elandriel: "...this campaign is about fundamental change..."

Romney/Ryan 2012! Hope and Change!


Dammit, came to say this.

I still can't get over the fact that there are so many idiots who will vote for change for the worse, just because they aren't satisfied with how we've done so far.

My air conditioning is broken and the repair guy is taking too long to get here. I could wait a little longer for it to be fixed, or I could douse myself in gasoline and light myself on fire. Clearly fire is the solution.
 
2012-10-29 01:28:36 PM  
If you don't talk to friends about democrats, who will?
 
2012-10-29 01:29:10 PM  
The election needs to happen so these farkers get out of my state. I am sick of the traffic snarls and the constant farking media buys that make living in Ohio during a presidential election year horrible.
 
2012-10-29 01:31:09 PM  

Nuclear Monk: If you don't talk to friends about democrats, who will?


They might learn about democrats from their friends on the streets! This can confuse a lot of young people about the realities of democrats.
 
2012-10-29 01:31:13 PM  

meat0918: Anyone one know which Ohio precincts are getting those Romney purchased voting machines?


I am going to put $5.47 on "the black ones".
 
2012-10-29 01:32:10 PM  
What is with all those creepy women behind Paul Ryan all wearing the same shade of pink?
 
2012-10-29 01:32:54 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
^Knows a thing or two about pursuading. 

/this will cease to make sense if the headline is fixed.
 
2012-10-29 01:33:16 PM  

coeyagi: meat0918: Anyone one know which Ohio precincts are getting those Romney purchased voting machines?

I am going to put $5.47 on "the black ones".


Oh you!

They don't put voting machines in black districts, even non-rigged ones.
 
2012-10-29 01:34:46 PM  
Simple solution, just put all the Mitts that have been campaigning this year on a stage and let voters pick the one with the beliefs they like the most.
 
2012-10-29 01:35:31 PM  

Arachidonic: The election needs to happen so these farkers get out of my state. I am sick of the traffic snarls and the constant farking media buys that make living in Ohio during a presidential election year horrible.


You're missing the root cause here. There's something else, typed right in the middle of your sentence, that makes your situation horrible all by itself.
 
2012-10-29 01:37:25 PM  
"The CNN poll was conducted by ORC International from October 23-25, with 1,009 Ohio adults, including 896 registered voters and 741 likely voters, questioned by telephone. The survey's overall sampling error is plus or minus 3.5 percentage points."

Zug zug!
 
2012-10-29 01:38:58 PM  

Elzar: Just the other day I was talking to one of my buddies about how fortunate we are to be 55 and 56 years old respectively. You dumbfarks will get to feel the brunt of Obama's America when Romney and Ryan are forced to cleanup his mess by preserving our benefits and restructuring yours. Your liberal tears sustain me as your usual 'fark you we all get ours' is replaced by much needed austerity for the younger folks.


So, by selectively retaining the safety net for older folks, Romney will show the younger folks just how wrong Obama was?
 
2012-10-29 01:39:59 PM  
I hope someone farts on your dick, Mitt Romney.
 
2012-10-29 01:40:18 PM  

Parthenogenetic: "The CNN poll was conducted by ORC International from October 23-25, with 1,009 Ohio adults, including 896 registered voters and 741 likely voters, questioned by telephone. The survey's overall sampling error is plus or minus 3.5 percentage points."

Zug zug!


MORE DAKKA
 
2012-10-29 01:41:29 PM  

Lord_Baull: Because our campaign is about fundamental change, our campaign is about real change, taking a course correction in this country," Romney said.

For the past 3 years, I was lead to believe Change is NOT good for the country.


I expect Romney to appear in blackface at any moment.
 
2012-10-29 01:53:22 PM  
Man, I wish somebody would convince be with blow jobs and anal sex.
 
2012-10-29 01:54:08 PM  

Elandriel: "...this campaign is about fundamental change..."

Romney/Ryan 2012! Hope and Change!


The slogan I heard Romney throwing around was "Big Change". Kind of reminded me of the TV show "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Love".

Considering the storyline in the movie "2016", it is fair game to believe that Mitt Romney is posessed by his grandfather's hate for the U.S.A. and when given the choice of "America, love it or leave it", Mitt's grandfather left it. Mitt Romney is the fruition of the revenge plot created by his granfather to instill fundamentalist Mormon polygamy doctrine on all of the U.S. Heck, it makes as much if not more sense as the movie 2016's storyline.
 
2012-10-29 01:56:06 PM  

Elzar: farking libs - Obama is going to keep the status quo because he isn't about changing things. Despite the fact that he changed a lot of things, including healthcare, he is no longer going to change things. A Romney administration means change - because that what conservatives do, they react to conditions and effect real change - thats what being a conservative is all about - creating change. Liberals do not embrace change, they keep things the same.

CSB - Just the other day I was talking to one of my buddies about how fortunate we are to be 55 and 56 years old respectively. You dumbfarks will get to feel the brunt of Obama's America when Romney and Ryan are forced to cleanup his mess by preserving our benefits and restructuring yours. Your liberal tears sustain me as your usual 'fark you we all get ours' is replaced by much needed austerity for the younger folks.

/ So hunker down and put your noses to the grindstone - you whippersnappers need to do some more learning.
// South will rise again
/// Jesus i coming back soon - make yourselves right with God - if not, we'll legislate you right with God...


I give up....song titles? Movies?
 
2012-10-29 01:56:27 PM  
"Because our campaign is about fundamental change, our campaign is about real change, taking a course correction in this country," Romney said.

Reverse is a kind of course correction.
 
2012-10-29 01:58:40 PM  
Now, I'm no fan of Mittens (or Obama really), but its funny to see how messages change depending who the incumbent is. Here in Ohio, a lot of Obama ads talk about how great our state has done under his presidental leadership. I'd bet dollars to doughnuts though that message will change when Kasich is up for re-election though.

Not that republicans won't pull the same switcheroo.
 
2012-10-29 02:05:00 PM  
What being "pursuaded" may look like.

www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2012-10-29 02:21:45 PM  
Anybody else amused by how easy Romney thinks it'll be to "reach across the aisle?" As if Obama didn't try and ended up with the most obstructionist Congress in history?

As if Obama is slapping himself on the forehead saying, "Oh snap, why didn't I think of that?"
 
2012-10-29 02:36:24 PM  
hellinahandbasket.net

What a Republican Persuader may look like
 
2012-10-29 02:47:58 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: What is with all those creepy women behind Paul Ryan all wearing the same shade of pink?


Ask the Komen Foundation.
 
2012-10-29 02:48:38 PM  
Republicans persuading Democrats to vote for Romney??
So thats why all those Google images of people(R) who look like they have rabies and foaming at the mouth and crawling around and defecating all over the Democrats areas.

/Stay classy Republicans.
//And I mean by that is to stop all that incest and rape that y'all keep doin'.
 
2012-10-29 02:48:49 PM  

Emposter: Elandriel: "...this campaign is about fundamental change..."

Romney/Ryan 2012! Hope and Change!

Dammit, came to say this.

I still can't get over the fact that there are so many idiots who will vote for change for the worse, just because they aren't satisfied with how we've done so far.

My air conditioning is broken and the repair guy is taking too long to get here. I could wait a little longer for it to be fixed, or I could douse myself in gasoline and light myself on fire. Clearly fire is the solution.


Well hey, Romney likes firing people. So definitely. Fire is the solution.
 
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