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(Twitter)   Lindsay Lohan urges East Coasters to quit freaking out about a storm   ( divider line
    More: PSA, Lindsay Lohan, ESL, costume party, storms  
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12442 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Oct 2012 at 8:33 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-29 08:38:40 AM  
22 votes:
She also urged everyone to check out her new sequel, Herbie's Simplex II.
2012-10-29 08:35:19 AM  
9 votes:
She only says that because she can blow harder than Sandy.
2012-10-29 08:47:05 AM  
3 votes:
Sent reply tweet: "Dunno. Why the f*** can you not drive a car without running into something?"
2012-10-29 09:58:06 AM  
2 votes:

austin_millbarge: You know what keeps me calm about storms Lindsay?
Boobs. Lots of boobs.

/can you get herpes from boobs?

only if there was an open sore or cut on those boobs...since we are talking about Linsay Lohan...then yes...yes you can.
2012-10-29 08:58:33 AM  
2 votes:
Does anyone have an update on what the Kardashians are saying about the storm ?
2012-10-29 08:54:43 AM  
2 votes:
Rachel Roseberry @Rach716

@lindsaylohan You're an asshole.

2012-10-29 08:49:54 AM  
2 votes:
Stop projecting negativity

What kind of person would say that about a hurricane?
A). Climatologist
B). Bimbo
2012-10-29 08:37:17 AM  
2 votes:
I pray that the STDs you carry don't mutate into the Andromeda Strain.
2012-10-29 03:21:55 PM  
1 vote:
Send her up to fix the crane, swallow it with her vagina
2012-10-29 09:50:20 AM  
1 vote:

sodomizer: I've never met a sensible Christian who did not insist that this was true.

The jeebus moonbats are like any other kind, and are not representative of the population in general.

I quite agree. Like I said, I was raised methodist, and hope to be one again someday. I still keep in touch, and the good folks at John Wesley here in Hagerstown MD are going to be taking in people whose power is out, and they usually organize some kind of chainsaw brigade for messes like this. It is far and away more useful than blaming lesbians, witches and the ACLU for the crisis.
2012-10-29 09:19:00 AM  
1 vote:
Don't mess with the Lohan.
2012-10-29 09:10:25 AM  
1 vote:
He's just excited about the fact that her east coast coke dealer might wash out to sea, along with her $135,000 tab.
2012-10-29 09:05:36 AM  
1 vote:
I'd say twitter needs an anti-drunk-dialing feature for people like Lolo, but she's such a high functioning drunk I'm not sure it would help.
2012-10-29 09:02:41 AM  
1 vote:
Dear Lindsey:

Greetings from the south shore of Long Island. Please go for a swim off Jones Beach later today.

2012-10-29 09:02:08 AM  
1 vote:

dletter: "Pray for Peace"

Against a hurricane?

You can pray if you like. But I plan on making sure I have two extra propane cannisters, my car gassed up, and that I know where my extension cords are so that I can tap my solar battery bank if I have to. You can pray while you work. God will understand if you swear a bit.

/raised methodist
//God helps those who help themselves and all that.
2012-10-29 08:58:37 AM  
1 vote:
Life advice from an out-of-control alcoholic. Awesome.
2012-10-29 08:52:52 AM  
1 vote:
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Yo yo yo! I hear you been making prayers for other stuff. We had a DEAL! Remember??
2012-10-29 08:45:58 AM  
1 vote:
You'd think that at this point, she'd run these things by someone before posting.
2012-10-29 08:36:45 AM  
1 vote:
It's easy to be calm when you are hopped up on that many drugs. Her blood could be used to tranquilize elephants.
2012-10-29 08:31:00 AM  
1 vote:
"Pray for Peace"

Against a hurricane?
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