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(Twitter)   Lindsay Lohan urges East Coasters to quit freaking out about a storm   (twitter.com) divider line 16
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2012-10-29 08:49:54 AM
3 votes:
Stop projecting negativity

What kind of person would say that about a hurricane?
A). Climatologist
B). Bimbo
2012-10-29 09:50:20 AM
2 votes:

sodomizer: I've never met a sensible Christian who did not insist that this was true.

The jeebus moonbats are like any other kind, and are not representative of the population in general.



I quite agree. Like I said, I was raised methodist, and hope to be one again someday. I still keep in touch, and the good folks at John Wesley here in Hagerstown MD are going to be taking in people whose power is out, and they usually organize some kind of chainsaw brigade for messes like this. It is far and away more useful than blaming lesbians, witches and the ACLU for the crisis.
2012-10-29 07:57:52 AM
2 votes:
Yes, about as effective as the Romney/Ryan response. Prayer. That'll help.
2012-10-29 11:51:28 AM
1 votes:

dletter: I didn't think it was supposed to make landfall until 2am tonight.... maybe wait until then you make your "it was just a rain shower" jokes.


^ What he said. New York/Boston types seem to be making this observation in droves, but they're apparently used to disasters that you can prepare for fast, that come on fast, and that leave fast. Running out of supplies, etc., isn't usually a factor.

All ya'll Yankees don't know what this is about.
2012-10-29 11:01:14 AM
1 votes:
This is what happens when we give celebrities the power to relay what's on their mind at any particular nanosecond to millions of people, no matter how stupid and banal they are. (Thoughts and people, I guess.)

We've done this to ourselves. Now we must suffer.
2012-10-29 09:58:06 AM
1 votes:

austin_millbarge: You know what keeps me calm about storms Lindsay?
Boobs. Lots of boobs.

/can you get herpes from boobs?


only if there was an open sore or cut on those boobs...since we are talking about Linsay Lohan...then yes...yes you can.
2012-10-29 09:12:41 AM
1 votes:

fireclown: God helps those who help themselves and all that.


I've never met a sensible Christian who did not insist that this was true.

The jeebus moonbats are like any other kind, and are not representative of the population in general.
2012-10-29 09:02:41 AM
1 votes:
Dear Lindsey:

Greetings from the south shore of Long Island. Please go for a swim off Jones Beach later today.

Thanks
2012-10-29 09:02:08 AM
1 votes:

dletter: "Pray for Peace"

Against a hurricane?



You can pray if you like. But I plan on making sure I have two extra propane cannisters, my car gassed up, and that I know where my extension cords are so that I can tap my solar battery bank if I have to. You can pray while you work. God will understand if you swear a bit.

/raised methodist
//God helps those who help themselves and all that.
2012-10-29 08:54:47 AM
1 votes:
if there's a death toll from this thing, even one person, I'd love to see her tweet featured in the news article: "It's unknown whether the deceased had taken lindsay's sage advice directly, but it was clear that they did not respect the significance of the storm."
2012-10-29 08:53:02 AM
1 votes:

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: She also urged everyone to check out her new sequel, Herbie's Simplex II.


Absolute class. Welcome to my favourites list.
2012-10-29 08:47:05 AM
1 votes:
Sent reply tweet: "Dunno. Why the f*** can you not drive a car without running into something?"
2012-10-29 08:45:58 AM
1 votes:
You'd think that at this point, she'd run these things by someone before posting.
2012-10-29 08:40:23 AM
1 votes:
And we care about this poor burnout why?

Send her to a nunnery. She never had a chance, growing up in Hollywood, to be anything but a toothy vagina with an expensive drug habit.
2012-10-29 08:38:40 AM
1 votes:
She also urged everyone to check out her new sequel, Herbie's Simplex II.
2012-10-29 08:37:17 AM
1 votes:
I pray that the STDs you carry don't mutate into the Andromeda Strain.
 
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