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2012-10-29 07:57:52 AM
Yes, about as effective as the Romney/Ryan response. Prayer. That'll help.
 
2012-10-29 08:31:00 AM
"Pray for Peace"

Against a hurricane?
 
2012-10-29 08:35:19 AM
She only says that because she can blow harder than Sandy.
 
2012-10-29 08:35:54 AM

dletter: "Pray for Peace"

Against a hurricane?


www.mobygames.com

I would. That guy has a mean left cross.
 
2012-10-29 08:36:45 AM
It's easy to be calm when you are hopped up on that many drugs. Her blood could be used to tranquilize elephants.
 
2012-10-29 08:36:49 AM
She's drunk...or stoned....probably both.....and who knows what else?
 
2012-10-29 08:37:17 AM
I pray that the STDs you carry don't mutate into the Andromeda Strain.
 
2012-10-29 08:37:53 AM
gay, gay, and let see... gay
 
2012-10-29 08:38:40 AM
She also urged everyone to check out her new sequel, Herbie's Simplex II.
 
2012-10-29 08:40:01 AM
Hurricane Sally?
 
2012-10-29 08:40:23 AM
And we care about this poor burnout why?

Send her to a nunnery. She never had a chance, growing up in Hollywood, to be anything but a toothy vagina with an expensive drug habit.
 
2012-10-29 08:40:41 AM
oh no she dih-unt
 
2012-10-29 08:40:57 AM
Go do another line Lindsay and STFU
 
2012-10-29 08:43:35 AM
I would say that I'll calm down once I have a hit of whatever drug(s) she's on, but her drug cocktail would probably explode my heart.
 
2012-10-29 08:43:53 AM
*ahem*


fark this coont.

That is all.
 
2012-10-29 08:43:58 AM
Is this real?

/Poe's Law?
 
2012-10-29 08:44:24 AM
LiLo is still alive?

/Pray for peace: In her vagina.
 
2012-10-29 08:45:58 AM
You'd think that at this point, she'd run these things by someone before posting.
 
2012-10-29 08:47:05 AM
Sent reply tweet: "Dunno. Why the f*** can you not drive a car without running into something?"
 
2012-10-29 08:47:45 AM
It's ok kids, come up from the storm shelter, Lindsay Lohan said it's all going to be ok... Thank you jebus for delivering us Lindsay Lohan....

/screw you Lohan
 
2012-10-29 08:49:13 AM
Lindsay Lohan - promoting moderation in all the things.
 
2012-10-29 08:49:54 AM
Stop projecting negativity

What kind of person would say that about a hurricane?
A). Climatologist
B). Bimbo
 
2012-10-29 08:50:45 AM

pjbreeze: Stop projecting negativity

What kind of person would say that about a hurricane?
A). Climatologist
B). Bimbo


C) 9 - Climatize.MP3

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-29 08:50:56 AM
Why is this dumb coont still alive?
 
2012-10-29 08:52:00 AM
Clearly, she heard about things getting "blown" and jetted off before hearing the word "around" right afterwards.
 
2012-10-29 08:52:30 AM

Savage Belief: She only says that because she can blow harder than Sandy.


media.nj.com
 
2012-10-29 08:52:52 AM
images1.pulsd.com
Yo yo yo! I hear you been making prayers for other stuff. We had a DEAL! Remember??
 
2012-10-29 08:52:58 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: pjbreeze: Stop projecting negativity

What kind of person would say that about a hurricane?
A). Climatologist
B). Bimbo

C) 9 - Climatize.MP3

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x220]


What you might find in her skivvies.
 
2012-10-29 08:53:02 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: She also urged everyone to check out her new sequel, Herbie's Simplex II.


Absolute class. Welcome to my favourites list.
 
2012-10-29 08:53:07 AM

pjbreeze: Stop projecting negativity

What kind of person would say that about a hurricane?
A). Climatologist
B). Bimbo


Lindsay Lohan 3-day forecast photoshop thread?
 
2012-10-29 08:54:43 AM
Rachel Roseberry @Rach716

@lindsaylohan You're an asshole.


lulz
 
2012-10-29 08:54:47 AM
if there's a death toll from this thing, even one person, I'd love to see her tweet featured in the news article: "It's unknown whether the deceased had taken lindsay's sage advice directly, but it was clear that they did not respect the significance of the storm."
 
2012-10-29 08:55:00 AM
The real weird thing is that someone responded to Lohan, calling her an "inspiration."

lolwut.jpg
 
2012-10-29 08:56:30 AM
Yeah, because we all know what stellar judgement you have...
 
2012-10-29 08:56:54 AM
She's a mean girl
 
2012-10-29 08:57:04 AM
legacy.barstoolsports.com


send Tyson in. He can stop it in the first few minutes
 
2012-10-29 08:58:13 AM
This is why California needs more Typhoons.
 
2012-10-29 08:58:33 AM
Does anyone have an update on what the Kardashians are saying about the storm ?
 
2012-10-29 08:58:37 AM
Life advice from an out-of-control alcoholic. Awesome.
 
2012-10-29 08:59:24 AM

tuxq: This is why California needs more Typhoons.


Oh wait, they're still hurricanes in that part of the Pacific.

This is why California needs more hurricanes.
 
2012-10-29 08:59:32 AM

tuxq: This is why California needs more Typhoons.


www.bevreview.com
 
2012-10-29 09:02:08 AM

dletter: "Pray for Peace"

Against a hurricane?



You can pray if you like. But I plan on making sure I have two extra propane cannisters, my car gassed up, and that I know where my extension cords are so that I can tap my solar battery bank if I have to. You can pray while you work. God will understand if you swear a bit.

/raised methodist
//God helps those who help themselves and all that.
 
2012-10-29 09:02:41 AM
Dear Lindsey:

Greetings from the south shore of Long Island. Please go for a swim off Jones Beach later today.

Thanks
 
2012-10-29 09:05:12 AM
"WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about the Holocaust (i'm calling it relocations)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace."
 
2012-10-29 09:05:36 AM
I'd say twitter needs an anti-drunk-dialing feature for people like Lolo, but she's such a high functioning drunk I'm not sure it would help.
 
2012-10-29 09:08:43 AM
hey Lohan maybe it's cause we're not all on amphetamines like u??
 
2012-10-29 09:09:23 AM

netcentric: Does anyone have an update on what the Kardashians are saying about the storm ?


They want to wait till Honey Boo Boo comments on it.
 
2012-10-29 09:10:25 AM
He's just excited about the fact that her east coast coke dealer might wash out to sea, along with her $135,000 tab.
 
2012-10-29 09:10:50 AM
If you pay attention to, or care what Lindsay says, then you're dumber than she is.
 
2012-10-29 09:10:55 AM
www.msu.edu

Lindsay Lohan doesn't care about the northeast coast.

/there, I said it.
 
2012-10-29 09:12:41 AM

fireclown: God helps those who help themselves and all that.


I've never met a sensible Christian who did not insist that this was true.

The jeebus moonbats are like any other kind, and are not representative of the population in general.
 
2012-10-29 09:13:17 AM
let them eat cake
 
2012-10-29 09:14:53 AM

jaimegoo: Dear Lindsey:

Greetings from the south shore of Long Island. Please go for a swim off Jones Beach later today.

Thanks


this! I hear Rehoboth Beach DE is beautiful today
 
2012-10-29 09:19:00 AM
Don't mess with the Lohan.
 
2012-10-29 09:22:51 AM

jaimegoo: Dear Lindsey:

Greetings from the south shore of Long Island. Please go for a swim off Jones Beach later today.

Thanks


The funny thing is she's from Merrick. She should get it.
 
2012-10-29 09:26:13 AM
I'd love to say something, but that will only encourage Drew & company to greenlight more LL links and threads.

/Damn
 
2012-10-29 09:30:24 AM
A "you'll get over it." from Lindsay, how refreshing.
 
2012-10-29 09:38:30 AM

Shakespeare's Monkey: Savage Belief: She only says that because she can blow harder than Sandy.

[media.nj.com image 380x486]


Yeah, but you can't skullf*ck Lindsay.
 
2012-10-29 09:42:20 AM

.@lindsaylohan So, what you're saying is we should be paying attention to you instead of Sandy?Jeeze, Linds, jealous much?

- Daniel Poehlman (@DPoem) October 29, 2012
 
2012-10-29 09:49:40 AM
Firecrotch!!!!1!
 
2012-10-29 09:50:20 AM

sodomizer: I've never met a sensible Christian who did not insist that this was true.

The jeebus moonbats are like any other kind, and are not representative of the population in general.



I quite agree. Like I said, I was raised methodist, and hope to be one again someday. I still keep in touch, and the good folks at John Wesley here in Hagerstown MD are going to be taking in people whose power is out, and they usually organize some kind of chainsaw brigade for messes like this. It is far and away more useful than blaming lesbians, witches and the ACLU for the crisis.
 
2012-10-29 09:51:25 AM
You know what keeps me calm about storms Lindsay?
Boobs. Lots of boobs.

/can you get herpes from boobs?
 
2012-10-29 09:58:06 AM

austin_millbarge: You know what keeps me calm about storms Lindsay?
Boobs. Lots of boobs.

/can you get herpes from boobs?


only if there was an open sore or cut on those boobs...since we are talking about Linsay Lohan...then yes...yes you can.
 
2012-10-29 09:58:23 AM
Am I the only person that has a hard time reading twitter? With all the @sombody and @someoneelse shiat its hard to know who is say what to whom.

\it's a bunch of stuff
 
2012-10-29 10:01:17 AM
Did she tweet that from California?

I don't 'get' tweets. After looking at that page for about ten seconds, I don't 'get' Tweets even less.
 
2012-10-29 10:05:11 AM

homelessdude: She's drunk...or stoned....probably both.....and who knows what else?


On the other side of the country?
 
2012-10-29 10:19:05 AM

fireclown: I still keep in touch, and the good folks at John Wesley here in Hagerstown MD are going to be taking in people whose power is out, and they usually organize some kind of chainsaw brigade for messes like this.


That's what the churches did here after the last hurricane. Made a lot of friends, and they didn't try to convert anyone.
 
2012-10-29 10:19:32 AM

crab66: I pray that the STDs you carry don't mutate into the Andromeda Strain.


In Lilo's case, it'll be more like an Andromeda stain.
 
2012-10-29 10:28:13 AM
Calling it Sally shows her typical disregard. Karma's a biatch
 
2012-10-29 10:28:26 AM
Not freaking out in the least........just waiting for the damn power to go out and see how long we go without it.
 
2012-10-29 10:37:35 AM
Praise the FSM that I have this vapid twat to help me and my neighbors see the error in our preparatory ways.
 
2012-10-29 10:57:39 AM
OMG Im slppng in rlvnce say smthng stpd #cmdmpstr
 
2012-10-29 10:58:05 AM
Tweet sent at 9:02 PM... yep, she was drunk.
 
2012-10-29 11:01:14 AM
This is what happens when we give celebrities the power to relay what's on their mind at any particular nanosecond to millions of people, no matter how stupid and banal they are. (Thoughts and people, I guess.)

We've done this to ourselves. Now we must suffer.
 
2012-10-29 11:04:45 AM
Hmm...Fox News reporter in Lower Manhattan. He is talking about the mandatory evacuation, and people are walking by with their kids, riding bikes, smiling at the camera.

He said the cops just got on the horn to leave, and they are just chilling on the dock.

Sigh. People.
 
2012-10-29 11:24:35 AM
Dear Lindsay;

I prayed for peace, and now the hurricane is getting worse. Maybe I'd better stop praying. Sorry.

Maybe I will start praying for war and anarchy, just to see if that will work.
 
2012-10-29 11:28:54 AM
I'm surprised the thread made it this far without using the term "vapid twat"...
 
2012-10-29 11:30:14 AM

MurphyMurphy: Praise the FSM that I have this vapid twat to help me and my neighbors see the error in our preparatory ways.


Wow. Never mind.

I seriously didnt see that. Well done.
 
2012-10-29 11:33:17 AM
Deval Patrick declared it "Everybody Panic" day in Massachusetts, on October 29th, 2012. There's a mighty bad misting of rain out there that's obscuring vision for nearly a half mile or so; and the wind is picking up to gusts of about 10 mph. Slight overreaction, here.
 
2012-10-29 11:37:49 AM

sodomizer: fireclown: God helps those who help themselves and all that.

I've never met a sensible Christian who did not insist that this was true.


The phrase doesn't actually appear anywhere in the Bible, though it's not hard to argue that the theme itself does. It's worked its way into various Judeo-Christian traditions, but it's still more a matter of tradition than doctrine.
 
2012-10-29 11:38:17 AM
Yes, because we all take our meteorological and safety advice from a drug addicted party girl.
 
2012-10-29 11:41:26 AM

Toddicusrex: Deval Patrick declared it "Everybody Panic" day in Massachusetts, on October 29th, 2012. There's a mighty bad misting of rain out there that's obscuring vision for nearly a half mile or so; and the wind is picking up to gusts of about 10 mph. Slight overreaction, here.


I didn't think it was supposed to make landfall until 2am tonight.... maybe wait until then you make your "it was just a rain shower" jokes.
 
2012-10-29 11:42:54 AM
Subby, stop giving her publicity...you're ruining it for everyone.
 
2012-10-29 11:44:13 AM
It's a shame really. She started off so hot.

It's been all downhill since The Parent Trap.
 
2012-10-29 11:51:28 AM

dletter: I didn't think it was supposed to make landfall until 2am tonight.... maybe wait until then you make your "it was just a rain shower" jokes.


^ What he said. New York/Boston types seem to be making this observation in droves, but they're apparently used to disasters that you can prepare for fast, that come on fast, and that leave fast. Running out of supplies, etc., isn't usually a factor.

All ya'll Yankees don't know what this is about.
 
2012-10-29 11:53:33 AM

Dead-Guy: if there's a death toll from this thing, even one person, I'd love to see her tweet featured in the news article: "It's unknown whether the deceased had taken lindsay's sage advice directly, but it was clear that they did not respect the significance of the storm."


In Italy, it would be manslaughter.
 
2012-10-29 12:08:28 PM

netcentric: Does anyone have an update on what the Kardashians are saying about the storm ?


http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2012/10/28/kim-kardashian-m e rmaid-costume/1663765/

Bottom line up front: the Klan Kardashian isn't worried either. Thank God all these vapid Hollywood publicity whores are keeping a level head.
 
2012-10-29 12:23:55 PM

FreakinB: jaimegoo: Dear Lindsey:

Greetings from the south shore of Long Island. Please go for a swim off Jones Beach later today.

Thanks

The funny thing is she's from Merrick. She should get it.


As she should. She has the entire south shore to choose from. Make like the Titanic Lindsay
 
2012-10-29 12:35:37 PM
HotIgneous Intruder:

LiLo is still alive?

/Pray for peace: In her vagina.


I'd gladly put my piece in her vagina. Jus' sayin'. Cute & crazy: nothing better.
 
2012-10-29 12:40:00 PM
What will Pat Robertson blame for this?
 
2012-10-29 12:41:12 PM
give me doughnuts:

It's a shame really. She started off so hot.

It's been all downhill since The Parent Trap.


Did that flick have nude scenes? If so did you press Pause?

("Hot" about a G-rated Disney flick sets my bells a-ringin.')
 
2012-10-29 01:00:18 PM

technofiend: I'd say twitter needs an anti-drunk-dialing feature for people like Lolo, but she's such a high functioning drunk I'm not sure it would help.


I like that idea. It could be tied in to her ankle bracelet to stop her from sending tweets if she registers any alcohol or drugs.
 
2012-10-29 01:01:13 PM

sodomizer: fireclown: God helps those who help themselves and all that.

I've never met a sensible Christian who did not insist that this was true.

The jeebus moonbats are like any other kind, and are not representative of the population in general.


Actually even as an atheist I think it's true.
 
2012-10-29 01:19:46 PM
Who?

/oblig.
 
2012-10-29 03:21:55 PM
Send her up to fix the crane, swallow it with her vagina
 
2012-10-29 05:08:05 PM
How does she manage to butt-text entire sentences?
 
2012-10-30 03:08:53 AM

pjbreeze: Stop projecting negativity

What kind of person would say that about a hurricane?
A). Climatologist
B). Bimbo


3.bp.blogspot.com

Try bein' a little positive, Moriarity.
 
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