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(Twitter)   Lindsay Lohan urges East Coasters to quit freaking out about a storm   (twitter.com) divider line 97
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2012-10-29 07:57:52 AM  
Yes, about as effective as the Romney/Ryan response. Prayer. That'll help.
 
2012-10-29 08:31:00 AM  
"Pray for Peace"

Against a hurricane?
 
2012-10-29 08:35:19 AM  
She only says that because she can blow harder than Sandy.
 
2012-10-29 08:35:54 AM  

dletter: "Pray for Peace"

Against a hurricane?


www.mobygames.com

I would. That guy has a mean left cross.
 
2012-10-29 08:36:45 AM  
It's easy to be calm when you are hopped up on that many drugs. Her blood could be used to tranquilize elephants.
 
2012-10-29 08:36:49 AM  
She's drunk...or stoned....probably both.....and who knows what else?
 
2012-10-29 08:37:17 AM  
I pray that the STDs you carry don't mutate into the Andromeda Strain.
 
2012-10-29 08:37:53 AM  
gay, gay, and let see... gay
 
2012-10-29 08:38:40 AM  
She also urged everyone to check out her new sequel, Herbie's Simplex II.
 
2012-10-29 08:40:01 AM  
Hurricane Sally?
 
2012-10-29 08:40:23 AM  
And we care about this poor burnout why?

Send her to a nunnery. She never had a chance, growing up in Hollywood, to be anything but a toothy vagina with an expensive drug habit.
 
2012-10-29 08:40:41 AM  
oh no she dih-unt
 
2012-10-29 08:40:57 AM  
Go do another line Lindsay and STFU
 
2012-10-29 08:43:35 AM  
I would say that I'll calm down once I have a hit of whatever drug(s) she's on, but her drug cocktail would probably explode my heart.
 
2012-10-29 08:43:53 AM  
*ahem*


fark this coont.

That is all.
 
2012-10-29 08:43:58 AM  
Is this real?

/Poe's Law?
 
2012-10-29 08:44:24 AM  
LiLo is still alive?

/Pray for peace: In her vagina.
 
2012-10-29 08:45:58 AM  
You'd think that at this point, she'd run these things by someone before posting.
 
2012-10-29 08:47:05 AM  
Sent reply tweet: "Dunno. Why the f*** can you not drive a car without running into something?"
 
2012-10-29 08:47:45 AM  
It's ok kids, come up from the storm shelter, Lindsay Lohan said it's all going to be ok... Thank you jebus for delivering us Lindsay Lohan....

/screw you Lohan
 
2012-10-29 08:49:13 AM  
Lindsay Lohan - promoting moderation in all the things.
 
2012-10-29 08:49:54 AM  
Stop projecting negativity

What kind of person would say that about a hurricane?
A). Climatologist
B). Bimbo
 
2012-10-29 08:50:45 AM  

pjbreeze: Stop projecting negativity

What kind of person would say that about a hurricane?
A). Climatologist
B). Bimbo


C) 9 - Climatize.MP3

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-29 08:50:56 AM  
Why is this dumb coont still alive?
 
2012-10-29 08:52:00 AM  
Clearly, she heard about things getting "blown" and jetted off before hearing the word "around" right afterwards.
 
2012-10-29 08:52:30 AM  

Savage Belief: She only says that because she can blow harder than Sandy.


media.nj.com
 
2012-10-29 08:52:52 AM  
images1.pulsd.com
Yo yo yo! I hear you been making prayers for other stuff. We had a DEAL! Remember??
 
2012-10-29 08:52:58 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: pjbreeze: Stop projecting negativity

What kind of person would say that about a hurricane?
A). Climatologist
B). Bimbo

C) 9 - Climatize.MP3

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x220]


What you might find in her skivvies.
 
2012-10-29 08:53:02 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: She also urged everyone to check out her new sequel, Herbie's Simplex II.


Absolute class. Welcome to my favourites list.
 
2012-10-29 08:53:07 AM  

pjbreeze: Stop projecting negativity

What kind of person would say that about a hurricane?
A). Climatologist
B). Bimbo


Lindsay Lohan 3-day forecast photoshop thread?
 
2012-10-29 08:54:43 AM  
Rachel Roseberry @Rach716

@lindsaylohan You're an asshole.


lulz
 
2012-10-29 08:54:47 AM  
if there's a death toll from this thing, even one person, I'd love to see her tweet featured in the news article: "It's unknown whether the deceased had taken lindsay's sage advice directly, but it was clear that they did not respect the significance of the storm."
 
2012-10-29 08:55:00 AM  
The real weird thing is that someone responded to Lohan, calling her an "inspiration."

lolwut.jpg
 
2012-10-29 08:56:30 AM  
Yeah, because we all know what stellar judgement you have...
 
2012-10-29 08:56:54 AM  
She's a mean girl
 
2012-10-29 08:57:04 AM  
legacy.barstoolsports.com


send Tyson in. He can stop it in the first few minutes
 
2012-10-29 08:58:13 AM  
This is why California needs more Typhoons.
 
2012-10-29 08:58:33 AM  
Does anyone have an update on what the Kardashians are saying about the storm ?
 
2012-10-29 08:58:37 AM  
Life advice from an out-of-control alcoholic. Awesome.
 
2012-10-29 08:59:24 AM  

tuxq: This is why California needs more Typhoons.


Oh wait, they're still hurricanes in that part of the Pacific.

This is why California needs more hurricanes.
 
2012-10-29 08:59:32 AM  

tuxq: This is why California needs more Typhoons.


www.bevreview.com
 
2012-10-29 09:02:08 AM  

dletter: "Pray for Peace"

Against a hurricane?



You can pray if you like. But I plan on making sure I have two extra propane cannisters, my car gassed up, and that I know where my extension cords are so that I can tap my solar battery bank if I have to. You can pray while you work. God will understand if you swear a bit.

/raised methodist
//God helps those who help themselves and all that.
 
2012-10-29 09:02:41 AM  
Dear Lindsey:

Greetings from the south shore of Long Island. Please go for a swim off Jones Beach later today.

Thanks
 
2012-10-29 09:05:12 AM  
"WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about the Holocaust (i'm calling it relocations)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace."
 
2012-10-29 09:05:36 AM  
I'd say twitter needs an anti-drunk-dialing feature for people like Lolo, but she's such a high functioning drunk I'm not sure it would help.
 
2012-10-29 09:08:43 AM  
hey Lohan maybe it's cause we're not all on amphetamines like u??
 
2012-10-29 09:09:23 AM  

netcentric: Does anyone have an update on what the Kardashians are saying about the storm ?


They want to wait till Honey Boo Boo comments on it.
 
2012-10-29 09:10:25 AM  
He's just excited about the fact that her east coast coke dealer might wash out to sea, along with her $135,000 tab.
 
2012-10-29 09:10:50 AM  
If you pay attention to, or care what Lindsay says, then you're dumber than she is.
 
2012-10-29 09:10:55 AM  
www.msu.edu

Lindsay Lohan doesn't care about the northeast coast.

/there, I said it.
 
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