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(WWE)   Will Danny Davis... er... Pretty Ref reveal why he fast counted Ryberg? Is Vickie Guerrero going to have pictures of Ric and Liz.... er, AJ and Claire... uh, Skipper and Cena? Can Senile Vince come up with an original idea for WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA?   (wwe.com) divider line 1156
    More: Followup, Senile Vince, World Heavyweight Championship, Vickie Guerrero, Big Show, ramifications, Wrestling Superstars  
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2012-10-29 08:20:15 PM
It's a hollowen horror movie episode: The black guy gets killed first.
 
2012-10-29 08:20:16 PM
Ryback is showing off some new moves
 
2012-10-29 08:20:31 PM
Dear Vince:

"Goldberg" chants are not good. Also, taking away Goldberg signs will not stop people from chanting "Goldberg" when you send out the Goldberg rip-off you've been shoving down our throats.
 
2012-10-29 08:20:32 PM
Decent goldberg chant...without that it would be silent in there
 
2012-10-29 08:20:44 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: More "Team x" vs "Team y" bullcrap. Just give them f*cking names. "Team" is redundant. It's implied because they're a f*cking team. We don't say "Team St. Louis Cardinals," or some sh*t like that.

Yeah, go old school, where everyone had teams named based on their captains.


Exactly. I'm trying to think of a "xxxx and Sock Connection vs The Chick Magnets" thing here.

Well what do you know, one night after and Ryback's back to doing squash matches in the first hour. That didn't take long.
 
2012-10-29 08:21:10 PM

falcon176: JTG is one of the guys that hopes he doesn't get picked to wrestle


Let's face it, if he's going to wrestle on Raw it sure as hell won't be for him to get over.
 
2012-10-29 08:21:25 PM
I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all
 
2012-10-29 08:21:34 PM

TheManofPA: 4 or 5 person teams?

Cena, Ryback, Foley and _______ vs. Punk and _____________
My guess is Rey Rey and Botches because teams always have a tag team. But how do they justify Punk putting scrubs on his team.

GOLDBERG CHANT, you better get Flair out there now Vince if he's there.


My guess:
Foley, Cena, Ryback, Orton, Kingston vs. Punk, Del Rio, Miz, Mizark, and Show. Orton turns heel and screws Foley's team
 
2012-10-29 08:22:08 PM
RYBACK HAS A MICROPHONE!
 
2012-10-29 08:22:18 PM
Ryback has mic skills?
 
2012-10-29 08:22:19 PM
It speaks!
 
2012-10-29 08:22:21 PM
Did I just see Skippy pull a Lou Thez Press?
 
2012-10-29 08:22:23 PM

silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all


Maybe it's because it was Tatanka's finisher, without the marching bit. lol

Ryback has the training wheels taken off, yay!
 
2012-10-29 08:22:25 PM

silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all


What, the fruity goosestep silly walk slam doesn't impress you?

"Revenge is a confession of pain?

What?
 
2012-10-29 08:22:49 PM
BAH GAWD, KING! GET THAT MAN A SAMMICH!
 
2012-10-29 08:22:59 PM
Oh boy they are going to let him talk
 
2012-10-29 08:23:04 PM

verbaltoxin: The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: More "Team x" vs "Team y" bullcrap. Just give them f*cking names. "Team" is redundant. It's implied because they're a f*cking team. We don't say "Team St. Louis Cardinals," or some sh*t like that.

Yeah, go old school, where everyone had teams named based on their captains.

Exactly. I'm trying to think of a "xxxx and Sock Connection vs The Chick Magnets" thing here.


MickBack's Buffet of Pain vs. The Chicago Dogs?
 
2012-10-29 08:23:05 PM

robsul82: silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all

Maybe it's because it was Tatanka's finisher, without the marching bit. lol

Ryback has the training wheels taken off, yay!


Oddly enough, Tatanka would have had more of a reason to march. He could have called it a war dance.
 
2012-10-29 08:23:17 PM
Yeah, maybe Cena should keep talking for him, hahaha.
 
2012-10-29 08:23:35 PM
I love the guy yelling "WHAT?" 

Yeah, I think Punk/Ryback guy is a plant. He's focused on the sign being on TV and doesn't care that a WWE guy is so close he can touch him. Everyone chooses a high five over a sign.
 
2012-10-29 08:23:45 PM

robsul82: Yeah, maybe Cena should keep talking for him, hahaha.


Sid or Scott Steiner would be better mouthpieces than letting Ryberg speak.
 
2012-10-29 08:23:52 PM

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all

What, the fruity goosestep silly walk slam doesn't impress you?

"Revenge is a confession of pain?

What?


It's one of those soliloquy things, you know "To be or not to be?" or "Goldberg!".
 
2012-10-29 08:23:57 PM

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all

Maybe it's because it was Tatanka's finisher, without the marching bit. lol

Ryback has the training wheels taken off, yay!

Oddly enough, Tatanka would have had more of a reason to march. He could have called it a war dance.


True enough.
 
2012-10-29 08:24:20 PM

TheManofPA: I love the guy yelling "WHAT?" 

Yeah, I think Punk/Ryback guy is a plant. He's focused on the sign being on TV and doesn't care that a WWE guy is so close he can touch him. Everyone chooses a high five over a sign.


Or a high backfist. Either one's good enough for a great bar story.
 
2012-10-29 08:24:33 PM
Not the worst promo, not great either. It's about as half as articulate as a Road Warrior Animal promo, and that guy couldn't talk for shiat.
 
2012-10-29 08:24:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Yeah, maybe Cena should keep talking for him, hahaha.

Sid or Scott Steiner would be better mouthpieces than letting Ryberg speak.


Good idea. Scott could yell GET MAH DOGGY BAAAAAAAAAAAAGS!
 
2012-10-29 08:24:54 PM
Getting caught up on Ryback, via wiki. THREE surgeries on his broken ankle? That shiat must have been bad. Any video from that house show floating around (like his ankle at the time)?
 
2012-10-29 08:25:16 PM

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all

Maybe it's because it was Tatanka's finisher, without the marching bit. lol

Ryback has the training wheels taken off, yay!

Oddly enough, Tatanka would have had more of a reason to march. He could have called it a war dance.


They way he picks him up, looks like he's gonna do something totally different. Like a jack hammer or something
I dunno
 
2012-10-29 08:25:22 PM

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all

What, the fruity goosestep silly walk slam doesn't impress you?

"Revenge is a confession of pain?

What?


Apparently he's getting promo tips from Fiona Apple.
 
2012-10-29 08:25:57 PM
I think Ryback said, "Revenge is a confection of pain." Like candy. So yes his entire promo was laced with food puns, and we're supposed to sit and go, "Oh man he's so badass!"

Which is probably what Reddit's doing right now.
 
2012-10-29 08:26:08 PM

LegacyDL: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all

What, the fruity goosestep silly walk slam doesn't impress you?

"Revenge is a confession of pain?

What?

It's one of those soliloquy things, you know "To be or not to be?" or "Goldberg!".


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-29 08:27:08 PM
If you're gonna say nonsensical crap like "revenge is a confession/confection of pain," you've got to take note from Warrior W. Warrior and do it with some style. Otherwise, people are gonna want you to make sense when you talk.
 
2012-10-29 08:27:59 PM
My my look at the time. I need to Orton
 
2012-10-29 08:28:07 PM
Barrett gets a jobber entrance for Boreton.
 
2012-10-29 08:28:43 PM

robsul82: If you're gonna say nonsensical crap like "revenge is a confession/confection of pain," you've got to take note from Warrior W. Warrior and do it with some style. Otherwise, people are gonna want you to make sense when you talk.


Closed Captioning said "Confession".
 
2012-10-29 08:28:48 PM
Oh goodI have time to take a Bortin.
 
2012-10-29 08:28:57 PM

robsul82: Barrett gets a jobber entrance for Boreton.


That's some bullcrap right there
 
2012-10-29 08:28:57 PM

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Yeah, maybe Cena should keep talking for him, hahaha.

Sid or Scott Steiner would be better mouthpieces than letting Ryberg speak.


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2012-10-29 08:29:02 PM
Is Randy out of the dog house yet? Or is he going to feuding with Wade again?
 
2012-10-29 08:29:14 PM
Hunker down - DRINK
 
2012-10-29 08:29:32 PM
There is an easy way to fix the Ryback problem: Have him sprint to the ring, a la Ultimate Warrior, and freak out similarly. Younger fans may remember Goldberg but Warrior's sprint-to-the-ring-and-flip-the-f*ck-out gimmick, which got him WAY over, has not been used since...well, Warrior.
 
2012-10-29 08:29:33 PM
the millions...AND MILLIONS...impacted by Hurricane Sandy
 
2012-10-29 08:29:35 PM

silgryphon: robsul82: Barrett gets a jobber entrance for Boreton.

That's some bullcrap right there


Actually, I think it's a positive. You've heard Barrett's music, right?
 
2012-10-29 08:29:50 PM

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: If you're gonna say nonsensical crap like "revenge is a confession/confection of pain," you've got to take note from Warrior W. Warrior and do it with some style. Otherwise, people are gonna want you to make sense when you talk.

Closed Captioning said "Confession".


God, I wonder what CC would say about Steiner's promos.
 
2012-10-29 08:30:19 PM

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: If you're gonna say nonsensical crap like "revenge is a confession/confection of pain," you've got to take note from Warrior W. Warrior and do it with some style. Otherwise, people are gonna want you to make sense when you talk.

Closed Captioning said "Confession".


It actually makes more sense if it's "confection."
 
2012-10-29 08:31:01 PM

Owangotang: There is an easy way to fix the Ryback problem: Have him sprint to the ring, a la Ultimate Warrior, and freak out similarly. Younger fans may remember Goldberg but Warrior's sprint-to-the-ring-and-flip-the-f*ck-out gimmick, which got him WAY over, has not been used since...well, Warrior Renegade.


ftfy.

Also Batista used to shake the ropes as a Warrior homage.
 
2012-10-29 08:31:12 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: silgryphon: robsul82: Barrett gets a jobber entrance for Boreton.

That's some bullcrap right there

Actually, I think it's a positive. You've heard Barrett's music, right?


I'm just saying a guy that had a suspension should always get the jobber entrance on TV.
 
2012-10-29 08:31:20 PM
So if Bortin, Taged with Troof, would they be Team Imaginary Friendship?
 
2012-10-29 08:31:41 PM
Orton lost his edge? What? The Divas don't use bags anymore?
 
2012-10-29 08:32:06 PM

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: If you're gonna say nonsensical crap like "revenge is a confession/confection of pain," you've got to take note from Warrior W. Warrior and do it with some style. Otherwise, people are gonna want you to make sense when you talk.

Closed Captioning said "Confession".

God, I wonder what CC would say about Steiner's promos.


Watch this Swedish Chef video with CC on for an idea of how a Steiner promo would be handled.
 
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