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(WWE)   Will Danny Davis... er... Pretty Ref reveal why he fast counted Ryberg? Is Vickie Guerrero going to have pictures of Ric and Liz.... er, AJ and Claire... uh, Skipper and Cena? Can Senile Vince come up with an original idea for WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA?   ( wwe.com) divider line
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2012-10-29 01:56:17 PM  
Blah.
 
2012-10-29 02:02:29 PM  
I hereby surrender the LMS belt to TheManofPA. You take care of it. I'll be back.

i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-29 02:15:49 PM  
onlineworldofwrestling.com
 
2012-10-29 02:18:17 PM  
Current TV is up for sale

WWE networks future behaps?
 
2012-10-29 02:23:09 PM  

cman: Current TV is up for sale

WWE networks future behaps?


I dunno... they don't even broadcast in HD, so WWE would still have to do major work.

But, it would be an easy way to get Vince all the clearance he wants.
 
2012-10-29 02:24:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: cman: Current TV is up for sale

WWE networks future behaps?

I dunno... they don't even broadcast in HD, so WWE would still have to do major work.

But, it would be an easy way to get Vince all the clearance he wants.


I dont think Vince really cares how he gets on the air as long as he does. Current TV already has distribution deals and that is valuable to him
 
2012-10-29 02:33:58 PM  
That's "Dangerous" Danny Davis to you, subby.
 
2012-10-29 03:00:22 PM  
FTFS:

WWE officials were not happy at all with the crowd at last night's Hell In a Cell pay-per-view. The feeling was that the main event would have came off better on TV if the crowd would have been into it like officials expected.


Yeah, it's the crowd's fault the show sucked.
 
2012-10-29 03:04:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: FTFS:

WWE officials were not happy at all with the crowd at last night's Hell In a Cell pay-per-view. The feeling was that the main event would have came off better on TV if the crowd would have been into it like officials expected.


Yeah, it's the crowd's fault the show sucked.


I don't think the WWE sees it that way. They probably were disappointed that the idea they had did not work out the way they thought.
 
2012-10-29 03:24:00 PM  

clintster: I hereby surrender the LMS belt to TheManofPA. You take care of it. I'll be back.

[i107.photobucket.com image 400x300]


I've got the hardcore and LMS belts around my waist at the moment. Politics tab baby. Also, since this is the last RAW thread before my gift runs out, I shall do like I did before and show my respects to tellingthem. Thank you for the month and when I'm not at work and this thread is more crowded, I shall post links to hot wrestling ladies.*

*offer void if wife behind me.
 
2012-10-29 03:24:07 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: FTFS:

WWE officials were not happy at all with the crowd at last night's Hell In a Cell pay-per-view. The feeling was that the main event would have came off better on TV if the crowd would have been into it like officials expected.


Yeah, it's the crowd's fault the show sucked.


Well, Atlanta crowds DO blow. But they sure didn't get anything to be excited about, that's for damn sure, lol.
 
2012-10-29 03:31:26 PM  

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: FTFS:

WWE officials were not happy at all with the crowd at last night's Hell In a Cell pay-per-view. The feeling was that the main event would have came off better on TV if the crowd would have been into it like officials expected.


Yeah, it's the crowd's fault the show sucked.

Well, Atlanta crowds DO blow. But they sure didn't get anything to be excited about, that's for damn sure, lol.


Imagine if it was a Phili crowd. Ain't no way in hell McMahon would have gotten out of there alive
 
2012-10-29 03:42:28 PM  

cman: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: FTFS:

WWE officials were not happy at all with the crowd at last night's Hell In a Cell pay-per-view. The feeling was that the main event would have came off better on TV if the crowd would have been into it like officials expected.


Yeah, it's the crowd's fault the show sucked.

Well, Atlanta crowds DO blow. But they sure didn't get anything to be excited about, that's for damn sure, lol.

Imagine if it was a Phili crowd. Ain't no way in hell McMahon would have gotten out of there alive


Oh, if Philadelphia had received that show? Faaaaaaaaaark.
 
2012-10-29 03:48:01 PM  

cman: FirstNationalBastard: FTFS:

WWE officials were not happy at all with the crowd at last night's Hell In a Cell pay-per-view. The feeling was that the main event would have came off better on TV if the crowd would have been into it like officials expected.


Yeah, it's the crowd's fault the show sucked.

I don't think the WWE sees it that way. They probably were disappointed that the idea they had did not work out the way they thought.


Those guys need to read sites like this on a Monday night thread to see that no one ANYWHERE gives a single flying fark about "Ryback". No one cares. The fact that they had to add 2 matches that weren't previously announced in order to make sure they filled out the full 3 hours says a lot about his ability or lack thereof to hold his own for more then maybe 10 minutes. But holding the PPV in ATL was a huge mistake. I wonder if they will get any more PPV's for a couple of years - the fans did suck, but the show itself and the idea behind the main event were just flawed from day one.
 
2012-10-29 03:57:44 PM  

my lip balm addiction: cman: FirstNationalBastard: FTFS:

WWE officials were not happy at all with the crowd at last night's Hell In a Cell pay-per-view. The feeling was that the main event would have came off better on TV if the crowd would have been into it like officials expected.


Yeah, it's the crowd's fault the show sucked.

I don't think the WWE sees it that way. They probably were disappointed that the idea they had did not work out the way they thought.

Those guys need to read sites like this on a Monday night thread to see that no one ANYWHERE gives a single flying fark about "Ryback". No one cares. The fact that they had to add 2 matches that weren't previously announced in order to make sure they filled out the full 3 hours says a lot about his ability or lack thereof to hold his own for more then maybe 10 minutes. But holding the PPV in ATL was a huge mistake. I wonder if they will get any more PPV's for a couple of years - the fans did suck, but the show itself and the idea behind the main event were just flawed from day one.


Vince doesn't care about smarks. In fact, he goes out of his way to do whatever he can to piss them off.

Even though his largest drawing era was due to smark-like booking, he still holds onto the idea that his senile ass knows what is best in a world that has passed him by.

Now, granted, it is WWE's job to get over what they want over, but some input from the fans is needed. Look at Daniel Bryan, for example. And Vince even tried his best to make sure that didn't happen. But, because the fans don't always play along, Vince gets angry, and we get the Zack Ryder story, where Vince wastes a perfectly good performer just to punish the people who pay his salary.
 
2012-10-29 04:03:39 PM  

TheManofPA: clintster: I hereby surrender the LMS belt to TheManofPA. You take care of it. I'll be back.

[i107.photobucket.com image 400x300]

I've got the hardcore and LMS belts around my waist at the moment. Politics tab baby. Also, since this is the last RAW thread before my gift runs out, I shall do like I did before and show my respects to tellingthem. Thank you for the month and when I'm not at work and this thread is more crowded, I shall post links to hot wrestling ladies.*

*offer void if wife behind me.


Just tell her that those other girls are just eye candy, and nothing's sweeter than her. works like a charm!
 
2012-10-29 04:04:34 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: FTFS:

WWE officials were not happy at all with the crowd at last night's Hell In a Cell pay-per-view. The feeling was that the main event would have came off better on TV if the crowd would have been into it like officials expected.


Yeah, it's the crowd's fault the show sucked.


Show was a definitely dull in spots, but from all I've seen/heard, the crowd was never into it to begin with. IMO, all PPVs should be in known hot markets.
 
2012-10-29 04:13:46 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: IMO, all PPVs should be in known hot markets.


All PPVs in the Northeast and Chicago? I'm in!
 
2012-10-29 04:23:13 PM  
Since it's amazing I still have power now, it'll be a miracle if I still have power and tv tonight to watch... whatever this hurricane does for the ratings, it can't be good.
 
2012-10-29 04:40:07 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: Since it's amazing I still have power now, it'll be a miracle if I still have power and tv tonight to watch... whatever this hurricane does for the ratings, it can't be good.


We are in NC right?

Get ready for all Flair, Cena and Jim Ross being fisted on live TV...Vince is gonna pull out all the stops.

I kid, he doesn't give a shiat, as long as his wife is still in the political hunt, and he still thinks he has a shot at legitimate entertainment industry respect....he thinks he knows how to book his product.
 
2012-10-29 04:52:03 PM  

robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: IMO, all PPVs should be in known hot markets.

All PPVs in the Northeast and Chicago? I'm in!


You could probably add St. Louis and Miami to that list. They generally have hot crowds, imo.
 
2012-10-29 06:08:51 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: IMO, all PPVs should be in known hot markets.

All PPVs in the Northeast and Chicago? I'm in!

You could probably add St. Louis and Miami to that list. They generally have hot crowds, imo.


Honest question since I have only been off work to go to Smackdown tapings here, what do you guys think of the PPV crowds Seattle has had? Been a Wrestlemania and a couple of countdown to Wrestlemania shows I know of, but I only been divorced a couple years and just got back into wrestling like 4-5 years ago.
 
2012-10-29 06:12:33 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Grand_Moff_Joseph: robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: IMO, all PPVs should be in known hot markets.

All PPVs in the Northeast and Chicago? I'm in!

You could probably add St. Louis and Miami to that list. They generally have hot crowds, imo.

Honest question since I have only been off work to go to Smackdown tapings here, what do you guys think of the PPV crowds Seattle has had? Been a Wrestlemania and a couple of countdown to Wrestlemania shows I know of, but I only been divorced a couple years and just got back into wrestling like 4-5 years ago.


Wrestlemania crowds don't count.

WM is filled with the people from around the world who go specifically because it's Wrestlemania. Because of the size of the crowd, it can be both mark and smark heavy, which goes a long way toward explaining the Daniel Bryan reaction at WM28 and the RAW the night after (because if you have tickets for one, you're not going to get tickets to the other?).
 
2012-10-29 06:44:42 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: IMO, all PPVs should be in known hot markets.

All PPVs in the Northeast and Chicago? I'm in!

You could probably add St. Louis and Miami to that list. They generally have hot crowds, imo.


I've always wondered, has WWE ever tried a big show in Seattle? They seem hot for NFL, NBA (not mention to be mean) and MLS, so I wondered if they would be a good crowd
 
2012-10-29 07:00:13 PM  

TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: IMO, all PPVs should be in known hot markets.

All PPVs in the Northeast and Chicago? I'm in!

You could probably add St. Louis and Miami to that list. They generally have hot crowds, imo.

I've always wondered, has WWE ever tried a big show in Seattle? They seem hot for NFL, NBA (not mention to be mean) and MLS, so I wondered if they would be a good crowd


So if I am hearing you guys right, Seattle has had the one WM, a Smackdown taping every year before WM, and...that's it? Nothing else ever? I would think that Seattle would draw for a PPV good because you can get folks from BC, OR, and eastern WA too. Key Arena holds 20+K for that sort of event, and of you need bigger, there are two open stadiums, one with a retractable roof. Both hold well over 45K, and probably more like 55-60K minimum for a big event if they needed it. But we have had nothing? Interesting...
 
2012-10-29 07:07:25 PM  
After last night's show (which wasn't as bad as most seem to think, imo), I expect a thread deader than a Wrestlemania VII participant
 
2012-10-29 07:09:51 PM  
Tonight should be great. In that terrible kind of way.
 
2012-10-29 07:11:48 PM  
Like I said in last night's thread, HITC blows and needs to tossed into the same hole where In Your House/Over The Edge/New Year's Revolution/Fatal 4 Way are.

Don't bring a loaded gun to a knife fight and use it as a hammer (unless you're some martial arts expert and feel lucky). HITC was built on people getting their bodies destroyed and beaten for the crowd's pleasure, not to mention that a)HITC used to be a type of match that could occur at any type of PPV and b)Both the WHC and WWEC matches used to be held in the cell, but I guess that's not the case.

Gotta love this PG era.
 
2012-10-29 07:14:28 PM  

tbaughm: After last night's show (which wasn't as bad as most seem to think, imo), I expect a thread deader than a Wrestlemania VII participant


Summerslam 90 has a higher mortality rate, IMO.

Hercules & Paul Roma (w/Slick) beat The Rockers (6:00) via countout.

Kerry Von Erich pinned Mr. Perfect (w/Bobby Heenan) (5:15) to win the WWF I-C Title.

Sherri Martel beat Sapphire via forfeit.

Warlord pinned Tito Santana (5:28).

The Hart Foundation beat Demolition Smash & Crush in three falls to win the WWF Tag Title.

Jake Roberts beat Bad News Brown (4:44) via DQ.

Jim Duggan & Nikolai Volkoff beat The Orient Express (Sato & Tanaka) (3:22) when Duggan pinned Tanaka.

Randy Savage pinned Dusty Rhodes (2:15).

Hulk Hogan (w/Big Boss Man) beat Earthquake (w/Jimmy Hart and Dino Bravo) (13:16) via countout.

WWF World Champ Ultimate Warrior beat Rick Rude (10:05) in a "steel cage" match.

/Bold means dead. And, the number increases by one if you want to count the Legion of Doom run in during the tag team title match.
 
2012-10-29 07:21:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: tbaughm: After last night's show (which wasn't as bad as most seem to think, imo), I expect a thread deader than a Wrestlemania VII participant

Summerslam 90 has a higher mortality rate, IMO.

Hercules & Paul Roma (w/Slick) beat The Rockers (6:00) via countout.

Kerry Von Erich pinned Mr. Perfect (w/Bobby Heenan) (5:15) to win the WWF I-C Title.

Sherri Martel beat Sapphire via forfeit.

Warlord pinned Tito Santana (5:28).

The Hart Foundation beat Demolition Smash & Crush in three falls to win the WWF Tag Title.

Jake Roberts beat Bad News Brown (4:44) via DQ.

Jim Duggan & Nikolai Volkoff beat The Orient Express (Sato & Tanaka) (3:22) when Duggan pinned Tanaka.

Randy Savage pinned Dusty Rhodes (2:15).

Hulk Hogan (w/Big Boss Man) beat Earthquake (w/Jimmy Hart and Dino Bravo) (13:16) via countout.

WWF World Champ Ultimate Warrior beat Rick Rude (10:05) in a "steel cage" match.

/Bold means dead. And, the number increases by one if you want to count the Legion of Doom run in during the tag team title match.


Who could've predicted Roberts outliving any of those guys (except Von Erich) let alone half
 
2012-10-29 07:23:30 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: FTFS:

WWE officials were not happy at all with the crowd at last night's Hell In a Cell pay-per-view. The feeling was that the main event would have came off better on TV if the crowd would have been into it like officials expected.


Yeah, it's the crowd's fault the show sucked.


Lol...blame everything but their own crappy product.

Do I watch tonight at 9pm? So disappointed with last night.
 
2012-10-29 07:28:17 PM  

robsul82: That's "Dangerous" Danny Davis to you, subby.


No!! No No, No... That is Nightmare Danny Davis, and he was awesome!
 
2012-10-29 07:29:02 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: tbaughm: After last night's show (which wasn't as bad as most seem to think, imo), I expect a thread deader than a Wrestlemania VII participant

Summerslam 90 has a higher mortality rate, IMO.

Hercules & Paul Roma (w/Slick) beat The Rockers (6:00) via countout.

Kerry Von Erich pinned Mr. Perfect (w/Bobby Heenan) (5:15) to win the WWF I-C Title.

Sherri Martel beat Sapphire via forfeit.

Warlord pinned Tito Santana (5:28).

The Hart Foundation beat Demolition Smash & Crush in three falls to win the WWF Tag Title.

Jake Roberts beat Bad News Brown (4:44) via DQ.

Jim Duggan & Nikolai Volkoff beat The Orient Express (Sato & Tanaka) (3:22) when Duggan pinned Tanaka.

Randy Savage pinned Dusty Rhodes (2:15).

Hulk Hogan (w/Big Boss Man) beat Earthquake (w/Jimmy Hart and Dino Bravo) (13:16) via countout.

WWF World Champ Ultimate Warrior beat Rick Rude (10:05) in a "steel cage" match.

/Bold means dead. And, the number increases by one if you want to count the Legion of Doom run in during the tag team title match.


Unless I am mistaken, out of all of them, only Dino Bravo was murdered. Let the lesson be, never fark with the mob.
 
2012-10-29 07:29:19 PM  

you are a puppet: Who could've predicted Roberts outliving any of those guys (except Von Erich) let alone half


Yep. Without a doubt the Keith Richards of wrestling.
 
2012-10-29 07:30:34 PM  
/power's out but the generator's working, so I get to hear John Cena serve as Ryback's promo training wheels after all, yaaaaaaaay
 
2012-10-29 07:35:57 PM  

robsul82: you are a puppet: Who could've predicted Roberts outliving any of those guys (except Von Erich) let alone half

Yep. Without a doubt the Keith Richards of wrestling.


I thought that title belonged to Scott Hall?
 
2012-10-29 07:37:46 PM  
The ratings tonight are going to blow, with the NE taking a hit from a form three count member.
 
2012-10-29 07:40:32 PM  
There is but one man who can save this show.
 
2012-10-29 07:43:56 PM  

VvonderJesus: There is but one man who can save this show.


Was expecting Disco Inferno, tbh
 
2012-10-29 07:45:44 PM  
I hope this show is better than last nights. I can dream can't I
 
2012-10-29 07:48:21 PM  

LegacyDL: robsul82: you are a puppet: Who could've predicted Roberts outliving any of those guys (except Von Erich) let alone half

Yep. Without a doubt the Keith Richards of wrestling.

I thought that title belonged to Scott Hall?


Jake gets it due to age and variety of drugs used, lol.
 
2012-10-29 07:50:07 PM  

VvonderJesus: There is but one man who can save this show.


I miss Mr Helms!
 
2012-10-29 07:54:54 PM  
well im watching a replay and just got to the partwhere punk his beating ryberg with a newspaper holder from the library.

Now pretty ref quick counts and is getting desroyed. Gawd this was a dull match.

Your champ folks...running away like brave sir robin
 
2012-10-29 07:57:02 PM  

silgryphon: I hope this show is better than last nights. I can dream can't I


How could it not be really?
 
2012-10-29 07:57:56 PM  
In honor of tellingthem gifting 2 months of TF, I give you all the playboy WWE Diva threads I could find and yes completely NSFW
Maryse: Link
Tiffany: Link
Christy Hemme: Link
Maria: Link
Ashley Massaro: Link
Candice Michelle: Link
Torrie Wilson: Link
Sable: Link
AND THE PEAK OF HUMANITY
SABLE AND TORRIE: Link

Enjoy this more than Raw
 
2012-10-29 07:58:00 PM  

The Inspector: VvonderJesus: There is but one man who can save this show.

I miss Mr Helms!


Meh. His superhero angle was funny, but man, he must of burned a lot of bridges when he got canned from WWE.

Plus he's older than me, which I didn't know until I recently looked him up to find out why he dropped off the face of the earth.
 
2012-10-29 07:59:14 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Your champ folks...running away like brave sir robin


ALL HEELS ARE COWARDS VOTE LINDA NERD
 
2012-10-29 07:59:47 PM  
It's go time peeps
 
2012-10-29 08:00:08 PM  

TheManofPA: In honor of tellingthem gifting 2 months of TF, I give you all the playboy WWE Diva threads I could find and yes completely NSFW
Maryse: Link
Tiffany: Link
Christy Hemme: Link
Maria: Link
Ashley Massaro: Link
Candice Michelle: Link
Torrie Wilson: Link
Sable: Link
AND THE PEAK OF HUMANITY
SABLE AND TORRIE: Link

Enjoy this more than Raw


What, no roast beef?
 
2012-10-29 08:00:45 PM  
THEN

NOW

BORING
 
2012-10-29 08:01:16 PM  
Boo on throwing away the links
Maryse: Link
Christy Hemme: Link
Sable: Link
Sable and Torrie: Link
 
2012-10-29 08:01:18 PM  
Punk time! woot woot
 
2012-10-29 08:01:24 PM  
THEN, NOW, GAGNE. Don't have the energy to do the whole thing in this blackout.

*START STATIC*
 
2012-10-29 08:01:52 PM  
WWEchampinthisbiatch.jpg
 
2012-10-29 08:01:57 PM  
Sound turned way down on the crowd... must be too many cheers.
 
2012-10-29 08:02:05 PM  
Awww poor guy can hardly move

which means he's gonna be forced to wrestle
 
2012-10-29 08:02:08 PM  

TheManofPA: In honor of tellingthem gifting 2 months of TF, I give you all the playboy WWE Diva threads I could find and yes completely NSFW
Maryse: Link
Tiffany: Link
Christy Hemme: Link
Maria: Link
Ashley Massaro: Link
Candice Michelle: Link
Torrie Wilson: Link
Sable: Link
AND THE PEAK OF HUMANITY
SABLE AND TORRIE: Link

Enjoy this more than Raw


You sir, are a god amongst us all.
 
2012-10-29 08:02:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: In honor of tellingthem gifting 2 months of TF, I give you all the playboy WWE Diva threads I could find and yes completely NSFW
Maryse: Link
Tiffany: Link
Christy Hemme: Link
Maria: Link
Ashley Massaro: Link
Candice Michelle: Link
Torrie Wilson: Link
Sable: Link
AND THE PEAK OF HUMANITY
SABLE AND TORRIE: Link

Enjoy this more than Raw

What, no roast beef?


Kept it thematic with just the playboy ones. That isn't how the champ should sell. He should be running down full steam to celebrate.

This is where Cena speaks for Ryback then gets a match or triple threat at SS.
 
2012-10-29 08:02:37 PM  
That BEST CHEAT IN THE WORLD sign is so planted, LOL. Nice placement, Vince.
 
2012-10-29 08:02:52 PM  
Wonder who Vince gets to make the signs like that "Best Cheat in the World" sign to hand out to the crowd?
 
2012-10-29 08:02:53 PM  
LARP belts, getcher LARP belts heyah:

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-29 08:03:01 PM  
Ok, I love the CM Punk is my favorite waffle house cook sign
 
2012-10-29 08:03:13 PM  
John Cena wants to know why Punk is taped up and walking slowly.
 
2012-10-29 08:03:19 PM  
WRESTLING IS FAKE, DANCING WITH THE STARS HAS MORE RISK OF INJURY. IDIOTS!!
 
2012-10-29 08:03:58 PM  
Crap, double-posted that last one.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-29 08:04:09 PM  
Already tired of the CM Punk "whiny cheat" angle. He was really good as the anti-corporate character. This stuff is old...
 
2012-10-29 08:04:18 PM  

robsul82: That BEST CHEAT IN THE WORLD sign is so planted, LOL. Nice placement, Vince.


FirstNationalBastard: Wonder who Vince gets to make the signs like that "Best Cheat in the World" sign to hand out to the crowd?


You know, I was going to post this but I thought "maybe I'm being Vince paranoid"

CM Punk 3-0-1 vs. Cena and 1-0 vs Ryback in 2011-12

I love the guy chanting BEST IN THE WORLD
 
2012-10-29 08:04:19 PM  
You were wrong.

You were wrong.

YOU were wrong.
 
2012-10-29 08:04:20 PM  
Love that guy yelling best in the world at him
 
2012-10-29 08:04:31 PM  
Spanish announcing table? Won't be there by the end of tonight.
 
2012-10-29 08:04:58 PM  
Someone loves Punk
 
2012-10-29 08:05:28 PM  

verbaltoxin: Crap, double-posted that last one.

[i.imgur.com image 850x478]


And, made with the same blank you provided...

i6.photobucket.com

/though eventually, I'm taking "FWC" off and just putting "FARK" on top of it.
 
2012-10-29 08:05:29 PM  
Wait, we are referencing way back when we thought he was going to lose to Rey as part of his quitting tour.
 
2012-10-29 08:05:40 PM  
Yes CM Punk, we are all wrong to think you are the best in The WWE right now.
 
2012-10-29 08:05:41 PM  
"I proved the Anaconda Vise is stronger than any Viper, didn't I?"
 
2012-10-29 08:05:47 PM  
Resident super man John Cena. I think punk lurks in here
 
2012-10-29 08:05:53 PM  
AND ALL GAWDS CHIIIILLLDDDURN.... Said YAWN!
 
2012-10-29 08:06:04 PM  

LegacyDL: Spanish announcing table? Won't be there by the end of tonight.


Yeah....what is up with that.
 
2012-10-29 08:06:17 PM  
"Superman, Kryptonite?"

"I like that!"

Oh, I love these two together so very much.
 
2012-10-29 08:07:04 PM  

moefuggenbrew: WRESTLING IS FAKE, DANCING WITH THE STARS HAS MORE RISK OF INJURY. IDIOTS!!


lol troll
 
2012-10-29 08:07:22 PM  
Hey, guy in blue windbreaker and hat, wanna make 5 bucks? Hold this up all during Punk's promo!
 
2012-10-29 08:07:26 PM  
The official went rogue!
 
2012-10-29 08:07:35 PM  
So now she is back to general manager or Punk doesn't care to use whatever new name Vince made up.

His name.....PRETTY REF, POST PONIES

/don't post ponies
 
2012-10-29 08:08:21 PM  

TheManofPA: So now she is back to general manager or Punk doesn't care to use whatever new name Vince made up.

His name.....PRETTY REF, POST PONIES

/don't post ponies


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-29 08:08:25 PM  
Pretty Ref has had more storyline involvement over these past few months than Brodus Clay

I WANT AN AIR BILL ISSUE!
 
2012-10-29 08:08:28 PM  

TheManofPA: So now she is back to general manager or Punk doesn't care to use whatever new name Vince made up.

His name.....PRETTY REF, POST PONIES

/don't post ponies


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-29 08:08:43 PM  
Triple H? Well, you SHOULD'VE defeated him, but it wasn't RIGHT FOR BUSINESS-AH.
 
2012-10-29 08:08:54 PM  
I love WWE Creative Humor on Twitter...

@WWECreative_ish: "You were wrong!" That's how Vince starts every Creative meeting #RAWTonight
 
2012-10-29 08:08:58 PM  
farking ponies.
 
2012-10-29 08:09:17 PM  
Oh but Cena will get his rematch

FOLEY!
 
2012-10-29 08:09:30 PM  
Don't for get to limp Punk.....
 
2012-10-29 08:09:33 PM  
Omg Mick nooo, not again.
 
2012-10-29 08:09:35 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: farking ponies.


We don't subscribe to that clopfic stuff here!

Hey, Mick Foley! Someone interesting!
 
2012-10-29 08:09:44 PM  
FOLEY!

Punk vs Cactus Jack?
 
2012-10-29 08:10:02 PM  
You know, in this day/age, it is still impressive given Vince's hotshotting that Punk has held the belt this long and will mostly go a year of PPVs with it. I mean the main event thing is an issue, but still, it is a hell of a run that I can't believe went unbroken.
 
2012-10-29 08:10:28 PM  
Y'know, Foley may have no knees left, but he makes it to the ring quicker than Nash or 'Taker.
 
2012-10-29 08:10:28 PM  
LOL, Sandy displaced Foley
 
2012-10-29 08:10:38 PM  
"It's the homeless man who's clearly been displaced by the storm in the Northeast!"
 
2012-10-29 08:10:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: verbaltoxin: Crap, double-posted that last one.

[i.imgur.com image 850x478]

And, made with the same blank you provided...

[i6.photobucket.com image 800x450]

/though eventually, I'm taking "FWC" off and just putting "FARK" on top of it.


I like your version because it's slick, but I like mine because it's old school.
 
2012-10-29 08:11:03 PM  
Hey, wait, I just remembered... if you kick Mick Foley, a Ryberg pops out.
 
2012-10-29 08:11:14 PM  
Foley is out.....maybe we'll get Taker this time? Just do the same sequence....come on. Sure he doesn't have a hip but it'd be better than Ryback.

Instead....Foley to speak for Cena who will speak for Ryback?
 
2012-10-29 08:11:28 PM  
Foley with the cheap pop
 
2012-10-29 08:11:40 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: farking ponies.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-29 08:12:04 PM  
I think Foley is trying to make Punk break character and laugh. That cheap pop move was too good.
 
2012-10-29 08:12:07 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, wait, I just remembered... if you kick Mick Foley, a Ryberg pops out.


He's certainly fat enough to house a few Rybacks.
 
2012-10-29 08:12:14 PM  
Mick Foley is about to go all Mankind in the ring.
 
2012-10-29 08:12:17 PM  
Wait, didn't Cena duck him because he was hurt.

You are going to bark at me about tradition, that PPV is like 4 years old.
 
2012-10-29 08:12:20 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Y'know, Foley may have no knees left, but he makes it to the ring quicker than Nash or 'Taker.


Or Show for that matter.
 
2012-10-29 08:12:26 PM  

TheManofPA: Pretty Ref has had more storyline involvement over these past few months than Brodus Clay

I WANT AN AIR BILL ISSUE!


That should be a lesson to Brodus to not be fat or unique. He should've been generic and good looking like Brad Maddox.
 
2012-10-29 08:12:40 PM  

TheManofPA: Foley is out.....maybe we'll get Taker this time?


The sheets haven't said anything about 'Taker beginning to walk to the ring on Saturday.
 
2012-10-29 08:12:51 PM  
"I don't suck, I'm not from Charlotte North Carolina!"
 
2012-10-29 08:12:53 PM  
Ok, Punk's purposeful ANTI-POP was great.
 
2012-10-29 08:13:02 PM  

mediablitz: I think Foley is trying to make Punk break character and laugh. That cheap pop move was too good.


Master of the cheap pop, meet the master of cheap heat.
 
2012-10-29 08:13:11 PM  
Wait, this is in Charlotte?

Time for a new GM....

diehardprowrestling.com
 
2012-10-29 08:13:36 PM  
That belt isn't tradition, it looks like something Ziggy Stardust shat out after being plowed by Flavor Flav.
 
2012-10-29 08:13:39 PM  
Oh hell yes Team Foley vs Team Punk
 
2012-10-29 08:13:43 PM  
Team Foley vs. Team Punk.
 
2012-10-29 08:13:50 PM  
Wait...Punk in a traditional match....means that he'll carry the belt through Royal Rumble. Interesting.
 
2012-10-29 08:14:09 PM  
Team Foley vs. Team Punk?

/relevant to my interests
 
2012-10-29 08:14:25 PM  
Can Punk just force Casero to reform Kings of Wrestling

Outside of Foley, Punk's team is going to end up as the way over team aren't they?
 
2012-10-29 08:14:32 PM  
so wait...does this mean Punk gets to hold the strap for over a year?
 
2012-10-29 08:14:38 PM  
See, I'm much more excited about a Survivor Series match between Punk and Foley's teams than I was about any Hell in a Cell match. But that's because I knew Hell in a Cell can't live up to the hype with a PG rating.
 
2012-10-29 08:14:42 PM  
FEED ME SMORES!
 
2012-10-29 08:14:56 PM  
When does the wrestling start ??
 
2012-10-29 08:15:07 PM  
More "Team x" vs "Team y" bullcrap. Just give them f*cking names. "Team" is redundant. It's implied because they're a f*cking team. We don't say "Team St. Louis Cardinals," or some sh*t like that.
 
2012-10-29 08:15:07 PM  
I guess we have Foley, Ryback vs Punk at SS
 
2012-10-29 08:15:11 PM  
Should they really be sending Punk through the crowd again?
 
2012-10-29 08:15:26 PM  
I still don't see people chanting.
 
2012-10-29 08:15:30 PM  
ugh, please tel me foley isnt going to wrestle. Dude is one bump away from a stroke.
 
2012-10-29 08:15:33 PM  
Outside of the Feed Me More crap, Ryback does have a pretty kicking entrance song
 
2012-10-29 08:15:37 PM  
Man, I come late...15 minutes in, and still on a opening promo segment.

ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?
 
2012-10-29 08:15:39 PM  
Skip Sheffield with the run in, Yawn.
 
2012-10-29 08:15:51 PM  
FEED ME

littledebbie.com
 
2012-10-29 08:16:09 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: When does the wrestling start ??


As soon as you go to the websites for Ring of Honor or Championship Wrestling from Hollywood.
 
2012-10-29 08:16:17 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Should they really be sending Punk through the crowd again?


Just what I was thinking. "Is CM Punk gonna have to choke a biatch?!?"
 
2012-10-29 08:16:34 PM  

verbaltoxin: More "Team x" vs "Team y" bullcrap. Just give them f*cking names. "Team" is redundant. It's implied because they're a f*cking team. We don't say "Team St. Louis Cardinals," or some sh*t like that.


Yeah, go old school, where everyone had teams named based on their captains.
 
2012-10-29 08:16:51 PM  
media.tumblr.com

More like feed him power bottoms, am I right guys?
 
2012-10-29 08:16:57 PM  

phedex: ugh, please tel me foley isnt going to wrestle. Dude is one bump away from a stroke.


Maybe that's Punk's new gimmick.

/thank you King for pulling through so we can make these jokes
 
2012-10-29 08:17:10 PM  

phedex: ugh, please tel me foley isnt going to wrestle. Dude is one bump away from a stroke.


He needs to have a stroke to TRULY join the greats...
 
2012-10-29 08:18:01 PM  

TheManofPA: phedex: ugh, please tel me foley isnt going to wrestle. Dude is one bump away from a stroke.

Maybe that's Punk's new gimmick.

/thank you King for pulling through so we can make these jokes


King dying would have stopped you? You're a better man than I am.
 
2012-10-29 08:18:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Should they really be sending Punk through the crowd again?


heh, that's what I was thinking. What ever happened with that anyway?
 
2012-10-29 08:18:34 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: TheManofPA: phedex: ugh, please tel me foley isnt going to wrestle. Dude is one bump away from a stroke.

Maybe that's Punk's new gimmick.

/thank you King for pulling through so we can make these jokes

King dying would have stopped you? You're a better man than I am.


I second this
 
2012-10-29 08:18:54 PM  
I think Foley won't wrestle, just a cheerleader

What did JTG do?
 
2012-10-29 08:19:07 PM  
JTG with the jobber entrance for the 90-second squash.
 
2012-10-29 08:19:13 PM  
JTG is sure to put up a challenge.
 
2012-10-29 08:19:24 PM  
back to squashing
 
2012-10-29 08:19:27 PM  
Poor JTG. Poor, poor JTG.

I guess Vince still isn't happy with him making sure people got paid properly for their work.
 
2012-10-29 08:19:42 PM  
GOLDBERG chants immediately begin. But that FEED ME MORE chant prior to the commercial break? Totes legit.
 
2012-10-29 08:19:44 PM  
4 or 5 person teams?

Cena, Ryback, Foley and _______ vs. Punk and _____________
My guess is Rey Rey and Botches because teams always have a tag team. But how do they justify Punk putting scrubs on his team.

GOLDBERG CHANT, you better get Flair out there now Vince if he's there.
 
2012-10-29 08:19:58 PM  
JTG is one of the guys that hopes he doesn't get picked to wrestle
 
2012-10-29 08:20:15 PM  
It's a hollowen horror movie episode: The black guy gets killed first.
 
2012-10-29 08:20:16 PM  
Ryback is showing off some new moves
 
2012-10-29 08:20:31 PM  
Dear Vince:

"Goldberg" chants are not good. Also, taking away Goldberg signs will not stop people from chanting "Goldberg" when you send out the Goldberg rip-off you've been shoving down our throats.
 
2012-10-29 08:20:32 PM  
Decent goldberg chant...without that it would be silent in there
 
2012-10-29 08:20:44 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: More "Team x" vs "Team y" bullcrap. Just give them f*cking names. "Team" is redundant. It's implied because they're a f*cking team. We don't say "Team St. Louis Cardinals," or some sh*t like that.

Yeah, go old school, where everyone had teams named based on their captains.


Exactly. I'm trying to think of a "xxxx and Sock Connection vs The Chick Magnets" thing here.

Well what do you know, one night after and Ryback's back to doing squash matches in the first hour. That didn't take long.
 
2012-10-29 08:21:10 PM  

falcon176: JTG is one of the guys that hopes he doesn't get picked to wrestle


Let's face it, if he's going to wrestle on Raw it sure as hell won't be for him to get over.
 
2012-10-29 08:21:25 PM  
I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all
 
2012-10-29 08:21:34 PM  

TheManofPA: 4 or 5 person teams?

Cena, Ryback, Foley and _______ vs. Punk and _____________
My guess is Rey Rey and Botches because teams always have a tag team. But how do they justify Punk putting scrubs on his team.

GOLDBERG CHANT, you better get Flair out there now Vince if he's there.


My guess:
Foley, Cena, Ryback, Orton, Kingston vs. Punk, Del Rio, Miz, Mizark, and Show. Orton turns heel and screws Foley's team
 
2012-10-29 08:22:08 PM  
RYBACK HAS A MICROPHONE!
 
2012-10-29 08:22:18 PM  
Ryback has mic skills?
 
2012-10-29 08:22:19 PM  
It speaks!
 
2012-10-29 08:22:21 PM  
Did I just see Skippy pull a Lou Thez Press?
 
2012-10-29 08:22:23 PM  

silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all


Maybe it's because it was Tatanka's finisher, without the marching bit. lol

Ryback has the training wheels taken off, yay!
 
2012-10-29 08:22:25 PM  

silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all


What, the fruity goosestep silly walk slam doesn't impress you?

"Revenge is a confession of pain?

What?
 
2012-10-29 08:22:49 PM  
BAH GAWD, KING! GET THAT MAN A SAMMICH!
 
2012-10-29 08:22:59 PM  
Oh boy they are going to let him talk
 
2012-10-29 08:23:04 PM  

verbaltoxin: The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: More "Team x" vs "Team y" bullcrap. Just give them f*cking names. "Team" is redundant. It's implied because they're a f*cking team. We don't say "Team St. Louis Cardinals," or some sh*t like that.

Yeah, go old school, where everyone had teams named based on their captains.

Exactly. I'm trying to think of a "xxxx and Sock Connection vs The Chick Magnets" thing here.


MickBack's Buffet of Pain vs. The Chicago Dogs?
 
2012-10-29 08:23:05 PM  

robsul82: silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all

Maybe it's because it was Tatanka's finisher, without the marching bit. lol

Ryback has the training wheels taken off, yay!


Oddly enough, Tatanka would have had more of a reason to march. He could have called it a war dance.
 
2012-10-29 08:23:17 PM  
Yeah, maybe Cena should keep talking for him, hahaha.
 
2012-10-29 08:23:35 PM  
I love the guy yelling "WHAT?" 

Yeah, I think Punk/Ryback guy is a plant. He's focused on the sign being on TV and doesn't care that a WWE guy is so close he can touch him. Everyone chooses a high five over a sign.
 
2012-10-29 08:23:45 PM  

robsul82: Yeah, maybe Cena should keep talking for him, hahaha.


Sid or Scott Steiner would be better mouthpieces than letting Ryberg speak.
 
2012-10-29 08:23:52 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all

What, the fruity goosestep silly walk slam doesn't impress you?

"Revenge is a confession of pain?

What?


It's one of those soliloquy things, you know "To be or not to be?" or "Goldberg!".
 
2012-10-29 08:23:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all

Maybe it's because it was Tatanka's finisher, without the marching bit. lol

Ryback has the training wheels taken off, yay!

Oddly enough, Tatanka would have had more of a reason to march. He could have called it a war dance.


True enough.
 
2012-10-29 08:24:20 PM  

TheManofPA: I love the guy yelling "WHAT?" 

Yeah, I think Punk/Ryback guy is a plant. He's focused on the sign being on TV and doesn't care that a WWE guy is so close he can touch him. Everyone chooses a high five over a sign.


Or a high backfist. Either one's good enough for a great bar story.
 
2012-10-29 08:24:33 PM  
Not the worst promo, not great either. It's about as half as articulate as a Road Warrior Animal promo, and that guy couldn't talk for shiat.
 
2012-10-29 08:24:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Yeah, maybe Cena should keep talking for him, hahaha.

Sid or Scott Steiner would be better mouthpieces than letting Ryberg speak.


Good idea. Scott could yell GET MAH DOGGY BAAAAAAAAAAAAGS!
 
2012-10-29 08:24:54 PM  
Getting caught up on Ryback, via wiki. THREE surgeries on his broken ankle? That shiat must have been bad. Any video from that house show floating around (like his ankle at the time)?
 
2012-10-29 08:25:16 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all

Maybe it's because it was Tatanka's finisher, without the marching bit. lol

Ryback has the training wheels taken off, yay!

Oddly enough, Tatanka would have had more of a reason to march. He could have called it a war dance.


They way he picks him up, looks like he's gonna do something totally different. Like a jack hammer or something
I dunno
 
2012-10-29 08:25:22 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all

What, the fruity goosestep silly walk slam doesn't impress you?

"Revenge is a confession of pain?

What?


Apparently he's getting promo tips from Fiona Apple.
 
2012-10-29 08:25:57 PM  
I think Ryback said, "Revenge is a confection of pain." Like candy. So yes his entire promo was laced with food puns, and we're supposed to sit and go, "Oh man he's so badass!"

Which is probably what Reddit's doing right now.
 
2012-10-29 08:26:08 PM  

LegacyDL: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: I don't know what it is but Ryback's finisher does not impress me at all

What, the fruity goosestep silly walk slam doesn't impress you?

"Revenge is a confession of pain?

What?

It's one of those soliloquy things, you know "To be or not to be?" or "Goldberg!".


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-29 08:27:08 PM  
If you're gonna say nonsensical crap like "revenge is a confession/confection of pain," you've got to take note from Warrior W. Warrior and do it with some style. Otherwise, people are gonna want you to make sense when you talk.
 
2012-10-29 08:27:59 PM  
My my look at the time. I need to Orton
 
2012-10-29 08:28:07 PM  
Barrett gets a jobber entrance for Boreton.
 
2012-10-29 08:28:43 PM  

robsul82: If you're gonna say nonsensical crap like "revenge is a confession/confection of pain," you've got to take note from Warrior W. Warrior and do it with some style. Otherwise, people are gonna want you to make sense when you talk.


Closed Captioning said "Confession".
 
2012-10-29 08:28:48 PM  
Oh goodI have time to take a Bortin.
 
2012-10-29 08:28:57 PM  

robsul82: Barrett gets a jobber entrance for Boreton.


That's some bullcrap right there
 
2012-10-29 08:28:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Yeah, maybe Cena should keep talking for him, hahaha.

Sid or Scott Steiner would be better mouthpieces than letting Ryberg speak.


i2.listal.com

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2012-10-29 08:29:02 PM  
Is Randy out of the dog house yet? Or is he going to feuding with Wade again?
 
2012-10-29 08:29:14 PM  
Hunker down - DRINK
 
2012-10-29 08:29:32 PM  
There is an easy way to fix the Ryback problem: Have him sprint to the ring, a la Ultimate Warrior, and freak out similarly. Younger fans may remember Goldberg but Warrior's sprint-to-the-ring-and-flip-the-f*ck-out gimmick, which got him WAY over, has not been used since...well, Warrior.
 
2012-10-29 08:29:33 PM  
the millions...AND MILLIONS...impacted by Hurricane Sandy
 
2012-10-29 08:29:35 PM  

silgryphon: robsul82: Barrett gets a jobber entrance for Boreton.

That's some bullcrap right there


Actually, I think it's a positive. You've heard Barrett's music, right?
 
2012-10-29 08:29:50 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: If you're gonna say nonsensical crap like "revenge is a confession/confection of pain," you've got to take note from Warrior W. Warrior and do it with some style. Otherwise, people are gonna want you to make sense when you talk.

Closed Captioning said "Confession".


God, I wonder what CC would say about Steiner's promos.
 
2012-10-29 08:30:19 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: If you're gonna say nonsensical crap like "revenge is a confession/confection of pain," you've got to take note from Warrior W. Warrior and do it with some style. Otherwise, people are gonna want you to make sense when you talk.

Closed Captioning said "Confession".


It actually makes more sense if it's "confection."
 
2012-10-29 08:31:01 PM  

Owangotang: There is an easy way to fix the Ryback problem: Have him sprint to the ring, a la Ultimate Warrior, and freak out similarly. Younger fans may remember Goldberg but Warrior's sprint-to-the-ring-and-flip-the-f*ck-out gimmick, which got him WAY over, has not been used since...well, Warrior Renegade.


ftfy.

Also Batista used to shake the ropes as a Warrior homage.
 
2012-10-29 08:31:12 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: silgryphon: robsul82: Barrett gets a jobber entrance for Boreton.

That's some bullcrap right there

Actually, I think it's a positive. You've heard Barrett's music, right?


I'm just saying a guy that had a suspension should always get the jobber entrance on TV.
 
2012-10-29 08:31:20 PM  
So if Bortin, Taged with Troof, would they be Team Imaginary Friendship?
 
2012-10-29 08:31:41 PM  
Orton lost his edge? What? The Divas don't use bags anymore?
 
2012-10-29 08:32:06 PM  

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: If you're gonna say nonsensical crap like "revenge is a confession/confection of pain," you've got to take note from Warrior W. Warrior and do it with some style. Otherwise, people are gonna want you to make sense when you talk.

Closed Captioning said "Confession".

God, I wonder what CC would say about Steiner's promos.


Watch this Swedish Chef video with CC on for an idea of how a Steiner promo would be handled.
 
2012-10-29 08:32:18 PM  

The Inspector: So if Bortin, Taged with Troof, would they be Team Imaginary Friendship?


I think that was a Pony episode actually
 
2012-10-29 08:32:54 PM  

LegacyDL: Orton lost his edge? What? The Divas don't use bags anymore?


freewebs.com
 
2012-10-29 08:34:26 PM  

verbaltoxin: Owangotang: There is an easy way to fix the Ryback problem: Have him sprint to the ring, a la Ultimate Warrior, and freak out similarly. Younger fans may remember Goldberg but Warrior's sprint-to-the-ring-and-flip-the-f*ck-out gimmick, which got him WAY over, has not been used since...well, Warrior Renegade.

ftfy.

Also Batista used to shake the ropes as a Warrior homage.


Renegade was supposed to BE Warrior, does not count. I'm talking have Ryback be his own character and all but still spring to the ring, flip out (kinda like he does beating his chest), and make nonsensical promos.

He's two thirds of the way there, just let him run. Fans LOVE run ins; the slow, methodical trot to the ring lets the crowd process it all too much. Ryback sprints down to the ring to kick some ass and I guarantee he gets over.
 
2012-10-29 08:34:57 PM  
Red dawn is another movie that did not need to be redone. The original was good enough for me.
 
2012-10-29 08:35:17 PM  

Owangotang: verbaltoxin: Owangotang: There is an easy way to fix the Ryback problem: Have him sprint to the ring, a la Ultimate Warrior, and freak out similarly. Younger fans may remember Goldberg but Warrior's sprint-to-the-ring-and-flip-the-f*ck-out gimmick, which got him WAY over, has not been used since...well, Warrior Renegade.

ftfy.

Also Batista used to shake the ropes as a Warrior homage.

Renegade was supposed to BE Warrior, does not count. I'm talking have Ryback be his own character and all but still spring to the ring, flip out (kinda like he does beating his chest), and make nonsensical promos.

He's two thirds of the way there, just let him run. Fans LOVE run ins; the slow, methodical trot to the ring lets the crowd process it all too much. Ryback sprints down to the ring to kick some ass and I guarantee he gets over.


So Renegade doesn't count because he was a Warrior clone, so the answer to Ryback is to be a Warrior clone.

Did you sniff glue or something?
 
2012-10-29 08:35:18 PM  

LegacyDL: Orton lost his Edge? What? The Divas don't use bags anymore?


i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-29 08:35:38 PM  

Owangotang: verbaltoxin: Owangotang: There is an easy way to fix the Ryback problem: Have him sprint to the ring, a la Ultimate Warrior, and freak out similarly. Younger fans may remember Goldberg but Warrior's sprint-to-the-ring-and-flip-the-f*ck-out gimmick, which got him WAY over, has not been used since...well, Warrior Renegade.

ftfy.

Also Batista used to shake the ropes as a Warrior homage.

Renegade was supposed to BE Warrior, does not count. I'm talking have Ryback be his own character and all but still spring to the ring, flip out (kinda like he does beating his chest), and make nonsensical promos.

He's two thirds of the way there, just let him run. Fans LOVE run ins; the slow, methodical trot to the ring lets the crowd process it all too much. Ryback sprints down to the ring to kick some ass and I guarantee he gets over winded, and will be unable to compete.

 
2012-10-29 08:36:18 PM  
Wow Barett was elbowing his own knee, stay botchy.
 
2012-10-29 08:36:35 PM  

clintster: LegacyDL: Orton lost his Edge? What? The Divas don't use bags anymore?

[i107.photobucket.com image 456x352]


RIP Jeff Jarrett
 
2012-10-29 08:36:46 PM  

clintster: LegacyDL: Orton lost his Edge? What? The Divas don't use bags anymore?

[i107.photobucket.com image 456x352]


I think I know him.
 
2012-10-29 08:38:01 PM  

RevMercutio: clintster: LegacyDL: Orton lost his Edge? What? The Divas don't use bags anymore?

[i107.photobucket.com image 456x352]

I think I know him.


You know what I allow you to know.
 
2012-10-29 08:38:02 PM  
I wish they'd do with Cena what they did with Orton (Minus the Wellness vacations): send him to Smackdown for a while, have him put over a few people, and go make some crappy movies. Just enough of a break so he isn't forgotten or buried, but just enough presence so he gets the pops and sells tickets.
 
2012-10-29 08:38:03 PM  
Randy Orton got his clock cleaned like it was his brown eye after defiling a Diva's bag!

Oh, then he no-sells.
 
2012-10-29 08:38:09 PM  
Way to sell that arm Orton
 
2012-10-29 08:38:09 PM  
Battle of the arm tats
 
2012-10-29 08:38:41 PM  
This is not the right time to beat Barrett.
 
2012-10-29 08:39:03 PM  

Owangotang: verbaltoxin: Owangotang: There is an easy way to fix the Ryback problem: Have him sprint to the ring, a la Ultimate Warrior, and freak out similarly. Younger fans may remember Goldberg but Warrior's sprint-to-the-ring-and-flip-the-f*ck-out gimmick, which got him WAY over, has not been used since...well, Warrior Renegade.

ftfy.

Also Batista used to shake the ropes as a Warrior homage.

Renegade was supposed to BE Warrior, does not count. I'm talking have Ryback be his own character and all but still spring to the ring, flip out (kinda like he does beating his chest), and make nonsensical promos.

He's two thirds of the way there, just let him run. Fans LOVE run ins; the slow, methodical trot to the ring lets the crowd process it all too much. Ryback sprints down to the ring to kick some ass and I guarantee he gets over.


Honestly I think in order for Ryback to get over he has to get past the stigma of "huge strong monster guy", he needs to get more technical with his move set which also means he has to have longer endurance. Instead of 5 minute squash matches he should be in 10-15 minute matches against quality opponents.

And a couple "Holy shiat" moments will be sure to help him out.
 
2012-10-29 08:39:32 PM  
Lame.
 
2012-10-29 08:39:35 PM  

i6.photobucket.com

ACCEPT MY POOP! IT IS LIKE THE GIFT OF LIFE TO YOU!

 
2012-10-29 08:39:38 PM  

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: If you're gonna say nonsensical crap like "revenge is a confession/confection of pain," you've got to take note from Warrior W. Warrior and do it with some style. Otherwise, people are gonna want you to make sense when you talk.

Closed Captioning said "Confession".

God, I wonder what CC would say about Steiner's promos.


I'm goin Britishing!
 
2012-10-29 08:39:52 PM  
Yay, another cheap ass RKO finish. Let's not get some guy over or anything. I guess that whole feud from last summer was pointless.
 
2012-10-29 08:40:06 PM  
api.ning.com

cya nyc
 
2012-10-29 08:40:08 PM  
The_Y2P_Problem: RevMercutio: clintster: LegacyDL: Orton lost his Edge? What? The Divas don't use bags anymore?

[i107.photobucket.com image 456x352]

I think I know him.

You know what I allow you to know.


You're just a puppet.
 
2012-10-29 08:40:16 PM  
I know a lot think its played out, and ortons general matches are predicable.. but I think the second rope DDT is a cool move. He really does execute an awesome DDT.

bagshiatting nonwithstanding, of course.
 
2012-10-29 08:40:46 PM  
Hi guys!!!

After losing power and internet last night despite not being anywhere near the hurricane I am backsies.

So how was the show? lulz
 
2012-10-29 08:41:21 PM  
man...she looks nice and tight in that tank top.

tight...like a tiger.
 
2012-10-29 08:41:24 PM  
Hey, time for AJ Flair and Liz Claire!
 
2012-10-29 08:41:27 PM  
Cena would have to take AJ to one of those stuffer sites to make her more palatable to him, Vickie, everyone knows that.
 
2012-10-29 08:41:29 PM  
We are just friends. Didn't the Claire Lynch storyline start the same way?
 
2012-10-29 08:41:32 PM  
No Halloween party this year? That's disappointing. I always liked that sort of thing.
 
2012-10-29 08:41:51 PM  
Mmmm tanktop AJ
 
2012-10-29 08:42:07 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: No Halloween party this year? That's disappointing. I always liked that sort of thing.


That's usually on Smackdown
 
2012-10-29 08:42:12 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: No Halloween party this year? That's disappointing. I always liked that sort of thing.


Main Event is on Halloween night.
 
2012-10-29 08:42:17 PM  
Damm I just realized The Hurricaine is from that neck of woods, they should have him do a run in.
 
2012-10-29 08:43:02 PM  
For a second, as Vickie leaned into AJ, I thought there was going to be a bit of HLA, and I threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2012-10-29 08:43:19 PM  

The Inspector: Damm I just realized The Hurricaine is from that neck of woods, they should have him do a run in.


The only run ins Shane Helms does these days is on his motorcycle after a few drinks.

And by run ins, I mean drunk driving accidents.
 
2012-10-29 08:43:36 PM  
Lawd she is cute in that white tank top. I have no problem with aj returning as a wrassler either.
 
2012-10-29 08:43:51 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-29 08:44:07 PM  
One good reason to issue AJ a contract to be a wrestler again...

1. It would bring the number of girls that can actually wrestle in the WWE up to 4 coontil Beth leaves anyway)
 
2012-10-29 08:44:09 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Lawd she is cute in that white tank top. I have no problem with aj returning as a wrassler either.


extremein.com
 
2012-10-29 08:44:24 PM  

irishman4: [api.ning.com image 600x400]

cya nyc


the most retweeted, reposted, shared 'shop of the day...
 
2012-10-29 08:44:56 PM  

clintster: For a second, as Vickie leaned into AJ, I thought there was going to be a bit of HLA, and I threw up in my mouth a little.


All Skipper appearances have that effect.
 
2012-10-29 08:45:33 PM  

mediablitz: irishman4: [api.ning.com image 600x400]

cya nyc

the most retweeted, reposted, shared 'shop of the day...


hmm, i dont have facebook, so i've managed to weed out most of the crap. this is what i get for listening to the wife.
 
2012-10-29 08:45:42 PM  
Oh nooos. No Diva Skipper, at least we didn't get an excuse me. Like they are not going to let AJ wrestle.
 
2012-10-29 08:45:47 PM  

irishman4: [api.ning.com image 600x400]

cya nyc


It's pretty rough in this area, but not that rough.
 
2012-10-29 08:46:30 PM  
Oh, good, I thought they were going to play the Layla Sarah MacLachlan ad again..
 
2012-10-29 08:46:39 PM  
YES YES YES YES YES I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
 
2012-10-29 08:46:59 PM  
sorry, had to duck out to watch the new Red vs Blue episode.

Not like you missed me. Man, it's empty in this thread.

Hellooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2012-10-29 08:47:06 PM  
"My mother never saw me try to carry Kaitlyn."
 
2012-10-29 08:47:16 PM  
Those yellow YES signs are allllllllll plants.
 
2012-10-29 08:47:19 PM  

phedex: I know a lot think its played out, and ortons general matches are predicable.. but I think the second rope DDT is a cool move. He really does execute an awesome DDT.

bagshiatting nonwithstanding, of course.


I think the opposite about that move. The setup is to lengthy and you can really see the "victim" helping orton out. Some guys sell it better than others though.
 
2012-10-29 08:47:19 PM  
See, Vince, this is what the reaction looks and sounds like when you don't have to pump it in over the PA system.
 
2012-10-29 08:47:38 PM  
How did PTP get another title shot?
 
2012-10-29 08:47:42 PM  
Oh ya! Hell No!
 
2012-10-29 08:47:44 PM  
YES YES YES!
 
2012-10-29 08:47:54 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-29 08:47:54 PM  
I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
 
2012-10-29 08:48:06 PM  
PTP gets a jobber entrance?
 
2012-10-29 08:48:08 PM  
Primetime Players? Yawn, back into my coma from last night I go.
 
2012-10-29 08:48:23 PM  
Black Cena does not have a natural skin color.
 
2012-10-29 08:48:46 PM  

tbaughm: [i.imgur.com image 444x338]


He looked soooooo much better with the shorter beard
 
2012-10-29 08:49:09 PM  

silgryphon: How did PTP get another title shot?


Because... Um... because.
 
2012-10-29 08:49:43 PM  
Wait, they let PTP wear pink?

Are they faces now?
 
2012-10-29 08:49:59 PM  

silgryphon: How did PTP get another title shot?


And push another tag team? Why, I think you have they have some sort of division going.
 
2012-10-29 08:50:11 PM  
Feed me Ores!

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-29 08:50:55 PM  
Yes great match, Hell No vs The Prime Time Jobbers, thank you Vikkie, your dead hubby would be soooooooo proud.
 
2012-10-29 08:51:02 PM  
DB needs to throw his punches better, you can see it when they miss
 
2012-10-29 08:51:07 PM  
Darren O'Neil = New Tag Team Name
 
2012-10-29 08:51:19 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Wait, they let PTP wear pink?

Are they faces now?


Naw, Gay.
 
2012-10-29 08:51:35 PM  
Looks like Kane has a bad left knee. Favoring it quite a bit. Can't tell if he is wearing a brace.
 
2012-10-29 08:52:33 PM  
At least Black Cena knows how to sell.
 
2012-10-29 08:52:41 PM  
FEED ME SPORES!

warpedphotosblog.com
 
2012-10-29 08:52:42 PM  
The first match to actually tell a story in the ring so far.
 
2012-10-29 08:52:57 PM  
You're farking me? Only 270 posts after the first hour? Jesus... It's not THAT bad of a product these days.....
 
2012-10-29 08:53:54 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: You're farking me? Only 270 posts after the first hour? Jesus... It's not THAT bad of a product these days.....


If everyone from Japan came back it would only be 300
 
2012-10-29 08:54:11 PM  
FEED ME WHORES!

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2012-10-29 08:54:15 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: You're farking me? Only 270 posts after the first hour? Jesus... It's not THAT bad of a product these days.....


Nah, we're just bad as a math as a group
 
2012-10-29 08:54:37 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: You're farking me? Only 270 posts after the first hour? Jesus... It's not THAT bad of a product these days.....


It's all because of Sandy...err...yeah, we'll roll with that.
 
2012-10-29 08:55:21 PM  
FEED ME JERSEY SHORES!

mtv.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-10-29 08:55:28 PM  
FEED ME CORES!

media.hamptonroads.com
 
2012-10-29 08:55:39 PM  
Wow they really are working cancer references into everything, "Carcinogenic Right Hand." What no more Weapon of Ass Destruction, I mean Mass.
 
2012-10-29 08:55:55 PM  

FinFangFark: FEED ME JERSEY SHORES!

[mtv.mtvnimages.com image 456x330]


it burns...
 
2012-10-29 08:56:24 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: You're farking me? Only 270 posts after the first hour? Jesus... It's not THAT bad of a product these days.....


Um, yes it is
 
2012-10-29 08:56:35 PM  

mediablitz: Looks like Kane has a bad left knee. Favoring it quite a bit. Can't tell if he is wearing a brace.


Didn't Show fark him up a week or so ago - slamming legs against ring posts does do damage sometimes.
 
2012-10-29 08:56:40 PM  
feed me boar

garvenstore.com
 
2012-10-29 08:56:50 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: You're farking me? Only 270 posts after the first hour? Jesus... It's not THAT bad of a product these days.....


Probably lots of folks on the east coast folks tuned into the weather instead of this.
 
2012-10-29 08:57:14 PM  

silgryphon: The_Y2P_Problem: You're farking me? Only 270 posts after the first hour? Jesus... It's not THAT bad of a product these days.....

If everyone from Japan came back it would only be 300


Japan is now me and two-three other guys. Most of them have dropped out and barely watch, or they put it on DVR and do a recap the next day.
 
2012-10-29 08:57:22 PM  

Rhames: The_Y2P_Problem: You're farking me? Only 270 posts after the first hour? Jesus... It's not THAT bad of a product these days.....

Um, yes it is


At least WCW 2000 was insane and amusing.
 
2012-10-29 08:57:32 PM  

irishman4: feed me boar

[www.garvenstore.com image 400x268]


Ummm Ribs!
 
2012-10-29 08:57:49 PM  
Could we see a return of AJ?

i1263.photobucket.com 

Not sure if "returns" at this time of year are such a good idea
 
2012-10-29 08:57:50 PM  
FEED ME DOORS!

upload.wikimedia.org

/there are no s'mores at the Palace of Wisdom
 
2012-10-29 08:57:58 PM  
Foley just got upgraded to Hall of Famer by Cole.
 
2012-10-29 08:57:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Rhames: The_Y2P_Problem: You're farking me? Only 270 posts after the first hour? Jesus... It's not THAT bad of a product these days.....

Um, yes it is

At least WCW 2000 was insane and amusing.


Oh yes, Al Green was totally underrated with his Dog gimmick.
 
2012-10-29 08:58:24 PM  

verbaltoxin: silgryphon: The_Y2P_Problem: You're farking me? Only 270 posts after the first hour? Jesus... It's not THAT bad of a product these days.....

If everyone from Japan came back it would only be 300

Japan is now me and two-three other guys. Most of them have dropped out and barely watch, or they put it on DVR and do a recap the next day.


I still miss Redacted.
 
2012-10-29 08:58:27 PM  
FEED ME (thomas) MORE

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-29 08:58:56 PM  
I love how they're talking about this ref as if he were a child molester serial killer.
 
2012-10-29 08:59:05 PM  

clintster: FEED ME DOORS!

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x186]

/there are no s'mores at the Palace of Wisdom


You stole my idea. I was gonna post an actual door, but the link farked so I gave up
 
2012-10-29 08:59:05 PM  

RevMercutio: Foley just got upgraded to Hall of Famer by Cole.


Spoilers.

You don't think Foley isn't going in this coming year in his backyard?
 
2012-10-29 08:59:22 PM  
FEED ME GORE! GORE! GORE!

cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com
 
2012-10-29 08:59:33 PM  
Brad Maddox?

dear god...that name has Vince all over it.
 
2012-10-29 08:59:41 PM  
I came back to nothing but a recap. I just wanted to make sure that I didn't miss Ziggles.

WHY IS THE GOLDBERG CROTCH SHOT NOT A GIF ON THIS SITE ALREADY!
 
2012-10-29 08:59:47 PM  

ShiningWizard: Could we see a return of AJ?

[i1263.photobucket.com image 480x269] 

Not sure if "returns" at this time of year are such a good idea


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-29 08:59:51 PM  
FEED ME GORES!

blacksnob.com
 
2012-10-29 09:00:09 PM  
FEED ME GORES!

cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com
thehotjoints.com
 
2012-10-29 09:00:35 PM  
Pretty ref..... Missing, check the Female Farkers House first.
 
2012-10-29 09:00:36 PM  
Feed me BOARS!

darrihana.com

/bacon wins every time
 
2012-10-29 09:00:38 PM  
Hey, why is Kennesaw Mountain Landis on RAW?
 
2012-10-29 09:01:09 PM  

Rhames: FEED ME GORE! GORE! GORE!

[cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com image 600x400]


clintster: FEED ME GORES!

[blacksnob.com image 372x325]


lulz... great minds
 
2012-10-29 09:01:10 PM  
Oh god, Vickie has a bag of Arby's...
 
2012-10-29 09:01:16 PM  
Great it's time for the Cena show
 
2012-10-29 09:01:34 PM  
FEED ME STORES!

alplm.org
 
2012-10-29 09:02:01 PM  

FinFangFark: Brad Maddox?

dear god...that name has Vince all over it.


Definitely has that WWE CAW, Johnny Ace era stink on it.
 
2012-10-29 09:02:02 PM  
yay...more promos.
 
2012-10-29 09:02:12 PM  
So, what color will John Cena be in next month? I'd love to see him show up in all Black with PTP for February. That would be great.

Will John Cena grow a beard for November?
 
2012-10-29 09:02:14 PM  
FEED ME LAFOURS!
25.media.tumblr.com

/Fly, fatass, fly!
 
2012-10-29 09:02:20 PM  
Vicki you ignorant slut...
 
2012-10-29 09:02:33 PM  
Rise above AJ! Cena!
 
2012-10-29 09:03:00 PM  
FEED ME DOR-Y FUNK!

wrestlingmuseum.com
 
2012-10-29 09:03:10 PM  
In and Out Burger........this thread is thinking Arby's
 
2012-10-29 09:03:13 PM  
Ah, Cena wants Skipper to go to In n Out to put some meat on her bones.
 
2012-10-29 09:03:15 PM  

my lip balm addiction: mediablitz: Looks like Kane has a bad left knee. Favoring it quite a bit. Can't tell if he is wearing a brace.

Didn't Show fark him up a week or so ago - slamming legs against ring posts does do damage sometimes.


I just started watching again last Monday. Don't know anything before that.
 
2012-10-29 09:03:43 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-29 09:03:46 PM  
If she does "and we all know you've cheated on your wife before" and shows the Eve clip, I'll be 100 percent okay with this.

OLD VINCE WOULD HAVE DONE IT!
 
2012-10-29 09:03:47 PM  

FinFangFark: Brad Maddox?

dear god...that name has Vince all over it.


His name was Brad Maddox

His name was Brad Maddox
 
2012-10-29 09:04:02 PM  
Feed me

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-29 09:04:22 PM  
ACTINGGGGG
 
2012-10-29 09:04:27 PM  
Oh, look, the Flair and Liz pics come out!
 
2012-10-29 09:04:31 PM  
Oh snap...that is sexy time hugs right there.
 
2012-10-29 09:04:31 PM  
of course he wears the cancer tshirt to dinner
 
2012-10-29 09:04:34 PM  
FEED ME LORE!

bbc.co.uk
 
2012-10-29 09:04:57 PM  
LMMFAO. You could see the farking FUSE BOX in the "romantic dinner" shot.

Jesus. Put at least a LITTLE effort in!
 
2012-10-29 09:04:58 PM  
Gtv came back?
 
2012-10-29 09:05:01 PM  
No..... They are going to rehash the Big Show Johny Ace angle again.
 
2012-10-29 09:05:07 PM  
Gtv!!!
 
2012-10-29 09:05:09 PM  
No sell this, John.
 
2012-10-29 09:05:32 PM  

mediablitz: my lip balm addiction: mediablitz: Looks like Kane has a bad left knee. Favoring it quite a bit. Can't tell if he is wearing a brace.

Didn't Show fark him up a week or so ago - slamming legs against ring posts does do damage sometimes.

I just started watching again last Monday. Don't know anything before that.


Well, you just need to make sure that you pay your air bill. Don't worry this thread will catch you up on every sad and hilarious detail you have missed.

Here's the greatest thing that you've ever missed:
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-29 09:05:38 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Gtv!!!


Guerrero TV?

IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
 
2012-10-29 09:05:39 PM  
Feed Me LaForge! 

2.bp.blogspot.com