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(Delaware Online)   Andy Reid may be thinking about sending Michael Vick to a nice farm somewhere upstate where he can run freely and frolic in the fields   (delawareonline.com) divider line 77
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2012-10-29 11:55:25 AM

thecpt: Would it be bad to just have Vick at slot receiver for a couple of series? He's definitely quick enough and has good enough foot work that it would be a legit threat that defenses would have to play cautiously.


For someone who can't hold onto the ball while throwing or running, I am sure he would make a sure-handed receiver who would protect the ball after the catch..
 
2012-10-29 11:55:47 AM
Think Vick's dog is still alive?
 
2012-10-29 12:37:21 PM
It time for Philly to fire Reid.

/so the Chargers can hire him.
 
2012-10-29 12:41:22 PM

Your Zionist Leader: FLMountainMan: proteus_b: oh my god michael vick killed dogs. dogs are the same species as wolves. and people who eat cows are whining about vick. vick is awesome, he just needs to put some glue on his hands...

I used to feel the same way. I knew a few friends who fought dogs, didn't really think it was a terrible thing. Then I went to a conference where the special agent in charge of the Vick investigation gave a presentation,

Michael Vick dragged a dog into the middle of a dirt road, doused it with gasoline and set it on fire. He condoned soaking a dog in water and, of the course of an hour, slowly electrocuting/torturing it to death.

He's a piece of shiat. And I'd feel the same way about anyone who did that to a cow.

On the other hand, Vick has a lot more than the abuse of dogs that makes him a terrible person. Remember the whole Ron Mexico thing?


Herpes is not near to the level of what he did to those dogs. 95% of the population has at least one form of herpes (Chicken pox and cold sores are herpes, too), and something like 1 in 3 adults has genital herpes (many don't realize it).
 
2012-10-29 12:45:43 PM

Cybernetic: Just to throw a little more gas on the fire, here are six college quarterbacks projected to go in the first and second rounds of the 2013 draft. I wouldn't be surprised if one of these guys is wearing an Eagles jersey next fall. Maybe not as a starter, but the Eagles will definitely be seeking the Quarterback of the Future(tm)

Geno Smith - West Virginia
Matt Barkley - Southern California
Tyler Wilson - Arkansas
*Tyler Bray - Tennessee
EJ Manuel - Florida State
*Logan Thomas - Virginia Tech

(* Bray and Thomas are underclassmen)


If Reid stays, I bet they get Denard Robinson. Thus continuing Reid's whole "I run a fairly complex passing offense with guys who are athletic but very inaccurate."

/the football gods are taunting Reid by placing RGIII in DC, a guy who looks like he could be what Reid actually wants
 
2012-10-29 12:51:34 PM
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2012-10-29 12:53:57 PM

ha-ha-guy: the football gods are taunting Reid by placing RGIII in DC, a guy who looks like he could be what Reid actually wants


Reid had his RGIII in McNabb, but never committed to the running game that RGIII enjoys. Washington isn't doing anything complex - or at least their offense was simple yesterday, which was the first time I've seen them this year - but the running game makes defenses actually commit on play action fakes. When you run more PA than power running plays defenses don't bite on the fake. RGIII is damn good, that's for sure, but he's in an offensive system that Reid would never use. But that's why Shanahan has two rings as a head coach and Reid never will.
 
2012-10-29 12:59:04 PM

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: FLMountainMan: proteus_b: oh my god michael vick killed dogs. dogs are the same species as wolves. and people who eat cows are whining about vick. vick is awesome, he just needs to put some glue on his hands...

I used to feel the same way. I knew a few friends who fought dogs, didn't really think it was a terrible thing. Then I went to a conference where the special agent in charge of the Vick investigation gave a presentation,

Michael Vick dragged a dog into the middle of a dirt road, doused it with gasoline and set it on fire. He condoned soaking a dog in water and, of the course of an hour, slowly electrocuting/torturing it to death.

He's a piece of shiat. And I'd feel the same way about anyone who did that to a cow.

You don't like Michael Vick so you are going to start quoting all kinds of lies to support your positition. He killed a couple of dogs is the only fact that you got right.. You take that and add all kinds of made up shiat about gasoline and how he took an hour electrocuting dogs to make your point. Do you have any evidence at all to support any of the shiat you are posting here?


Um......you know he's on tape talking about doing it, right? You know one of his friends is also on tape talking about Mike doing that, right? You know Michael Vick never contested any of the allegations, right?
 
2012-10-29 01:00:59 PM

IAmRight: stir22: i once went to an x-ray conference in Spokane,

I have a sh*tty memory - do I know you?


c'mon, man!!! i'm am stir!!! EVERYONE knows me!!!

heh. no, probably not. just replied to your post.
 
2012-10-29 01:05:02 PM

machoprogrammer: Your Zionist Leader: FLMountainMan: proteus_b: oh my god michael vick killed dogs. dogs are the same species as wolves. and people who eat cows are whining about vick. vick is awesome, he just needs to put some glue on his hands...

I used to feel the same way. I knew a few friends who fought dogs, didn't really think it was a terrible thing. Then I went to a conference where the special agent in charge of the Vick investigation gave a presentation,

Michael Vick dragged a dog into the middle of a dirt road, doused it with gasoline and set it on fire. He condoned soaking a dog in water and, of the course of an hour, slowly electrocuting/torturing it to death.

He's a piece of shiat. And I'd feel the same way about anyone who did that to a cow.

On the other hand, Vick has a lot more than the abuse of dogs that makes him a terrible person. Remember the whole Ron Mexico thing?

Herpes is not near to the level of what he did to those dogs. 95% of the population has at least one form of herpes (Chicken pox and cold sores are herpes, too), and something like 1 in 3 adults has genital herpes (many don't realize it).


I didn't say that the herpes thing was as bad as what he did to the dogs. I said that he was a known scumbag before that ever came to light. He wasn't exactly Tim Tebow before then
 
2012-10-29 01:08:10 PM

stir22: heh. no, probably not. just replied to your post.


It was just the Spokane part - lived there for five years before this year.
 
2012-10-29 01:08:25 PM

FLMountainMan: Um......you know he's on tape talking about doing it, right? You know one of his friends is also on tape talking about Mike doing that, right? You know Michael Vick never contested any of the allegations, right?


Just so you know, you're bound to have a more fruitful and honest two-way conversation with a doorknob compared to that guy.
 
2012-10-29 01:10:01 PM
I'm glad Philly wasted all this money on the scumbag and got nothing out of it.
 
2012-10-29 01:17:21 PM
I've been rooting for the downfall of this team for 3 years now. Eat it Vick! Suck it long and suck it hard you smug punk.
 
2012-10-29 01:27:41 PM

FLMountainMan: Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: FLMountainMan: proteus_b: oh my god michael vick killed dogs. dogs are the same species as wolves. and people who eat cows are whining about vick. vick is awesome, he just needs to put some glue on his hands...

I used to feel the same way. I knew a few friends who fought dogs, didn't really think it was a terrible thing. Then I went to a conference where the special agent in charge of the Vick investigation gave a presentation,

Michael Vick dragged a dog into the middle of a dirt road, doused it with gasoline and set it on fire. He condoned soaking a dog in water and, of the course of an hour, slowly electrocuting/torturing it to death.

He's a piece of shiat. And I'd feel the same way about anyone who did that to a cow.

You don't like Michael Vick so you are going to start quoting all kinds of lies to support your positition. He killed a couple of dogs is the only fact that you got right.. You take that and add all kinds of made up shiat about gasoline and how he took an hour electrocuting dogs to make your point. Do you have any evidence at all to support any of the shiat you are posting here?

Um......you know he's on tape talking about doing it, right? You know one of his friends is also on tape talking about Mike doing that, right? You know Michael Vick never contested any of the allegations, right?


Um, you know he has not ever said that he lit dogs on fire or spent hours torturing them. That part is made up by you. If you have evidence post the link here. I am sure that some news agency would have covered that Mike Vick doused dogs in gasoline and lit them on fire.

Otherwise you are just a liar.
 
2012-10-29 01:43:13 PM

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: Um, you know he has not ever said that he lit dogs on fire or spent hours torturing them. That part is made up by you. If you have evidence post the link here. I am sure that some news agency would have covered that Mike Vick doused dogs in gasoline and lit them on fire.

Otherwise you are just a liar.


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2012-10-29 02:29:06 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: proteus_b: oh my god michael vick killed dogs. dogs are the same species as wolves. and people who eat cows are whining about vick. vick is awesome, he just needs to put some glue on his hands...

Putting a person in a prison over an animal is farked up beyond belief. We are a completely self-consumed society - full of asshats who buy gourmet cookies and crap for frigging dogs while people starve in their communities.

Almost makes me chuckle to see the American People getting worked like a porn queen by the likes of the Koch Brothers and Bain Capital - bunch of stupid asses we have become.


Here's the funny thing about your comment: You are wrong. Vick didn't go to prison for anything related to dogs - he went to prison for conspiracy. You might want to learn the facts before you get all preachy.
 
kab
2012-10-29 02:34:30 PM
A whole 3 posts before the white knight brigade showed up?

You guys are slow today.
 
2012-10-29 02:39:38 PM

Treygreen13: Spike Lee's Favorite Farker White-Knights Scumbags


I didn't know it was white knighting to ask someone for one shred of evidence to support their position. Guy says that Mike Vick set dogs on fire in the middle of the road and spent hours electrocuting them. It doesn't seem like the kind of thing that the media would bury and I am pretty sure that the FBI or State would have mentioned it in court. So I say prove it.

Guess the Fark Sport's thread is as sensitive as I remember.
 
2012-10-29 04:38:38 PM

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: Treygreen13: Spike Lee's Favorite Farker White-Knights Scumbags

I didn't know it was white knighting to ask someone for one shred of evidence to support their position. Guy says that Mike Vick set dogs on fire in the middle of the road and spent hours electrocuting them. It doesn't seem like the kind of thing that the media would bury and I am pretty sure that the FBI or State would have mentioned it in court. So I say prove it.

Guess the Fark Sport's thread is as sensitive as I remember.


"According to the prosecutor's statement of facts in the case, between 2002 and 2007 Michael Vick and his co-conspirators Purnell Peace, Quanis Phillips and Tony Taylor killed thirteen dogs by various methods including wetting one dog down and electrocuting her, hanging, drowning and shooting others and, in at least one case, by slamming a dog's body to the ground."

"The Atlanta Journal-Constitution also reports, "Sometimes [the dogs] were starved to make them more vicious in the pit."

In other news, you're an amoral piece of shiat who is willing to defend a psycho like Vick. What's your angle?
 
2012-10-29 04:39:20 PM

Your Zionist Leader: proteus_b: Your Zionist Leader: By what metric is Michael Vick "awesome"?

well, football is entertainment. and i love watching vick play. zeo.

You're entitled to your opinion I guess, but if I were an Eagles fan he would make me insane


Pretty sure insanity comes with the package.

Besides, he plays my Saints next week. If any team can make a shiatty QB look like Peyton Manning (actual Peyton Manning and Aaron Rodgers aside), it's the Saints.
 
2012-10-29 04:50:22 PM

fireside68: Your Zionist Leader: proteus_b: Your Zionist Leader: By what metric is Michael Vick "awesome"?

well, football is entertainment. and i love watching vick play. zeo.

You're entitled to your opinion I guess, but if I were an Eagles fan he would make me insane

Pretty sure insanity comes with the package.

Besides, he plays my Saints next week. If any team can make a shiatty QB look like Peyton Manning (actual Peyton Manning and Aaron Rodgers aside), it's the Saints.


Not a chance in hell the Eagles win that game. Brees is going to light up their secondary, just like Ryan did yesterday.
 
2012-10-29 05:41:53 PM

Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong: Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: Treygreen13: Spike Lee's Favorite Farker White-Knights Scumbags

I didn't know it was white knighting to ask someone for one shred of evidence to support their position. Guy says that Mike Vick set dogs on fire in the middle of the road and spent hours electrocuting them. It doesn't seem like the kind of thing that the media would bury and I am pretty sure that the FBI or State would have mentioned it in court. So I say prove it.

Guess the Fark Sport's thread is as sensitive as I remember.

"According to the prosecutor's statement of facts in the case, between 2002 and 2007 Michael Vick and his co-conspirators Purnell Peace, Quanis Phillips and Tony Taylor killed thirteen dogs by various methods including wetting one dog down and electrocuting her, hanging, drowning and shooting others and, in at least one case, by slamming a dog's body to the ground."

"The Atlanta Journal-Constitution also reports, "Sometimes [the dogs] were starved to make them more vicious in the pit."

In other news, you're an amoral piece of shiat who is willing to defend a psycho like Vick. What's your angle?


Not to defend SLFF or Vick, but that mentions wetting electrocuting, but not for an hour and nothing about lighting dogs on fire.

There are enough reasons Vick is scum that it helps to not give his apologists any misstated details to derail the discussion with.
 
2012-10-29 07:37:05 PM

thecpt: Banacek: sotua: MBrady: sotua: While I'm all for giving Vick the boot... Foles (from what I've heard) is a pocket QB. And Philly's O-Line makes for a really, really unsafe pocket.

/season's done

So..bring back Ron Jaworski?

I, for one, have no clue of how to fix the eagles. At least none that doesn't start with "Sack Reid, sack Vick, get used to a few seasons of raw suckage instead of playoffs or almost playoffs, and rebuild from scratch".

That's exactly how you fix the Eagles. Build a new team around McCoy.

So who will be the next head coach?

/Chip Kelly?

The problem with building the team around an rb is their career span. He might only have 3 years left really.


Wait. The eagles have a position called rb on their roster? I don't believe you!
 
2012-10-30 12:58:06 AM

MBrady: thecpt: Banacek: sotua: MBrady: sotua: While I'm all for giving Vick the boot... Foles (from what I've heard) is a pocket QB. And Philly's O-Line makes for a really, really unsafe pocket.

/season's done

So..bring back Ron Jaworski?

I, for one, have no clue of how to fix the eagles. At least none that doesn't start with "Sack Reid, sack Vick, get used to a few seasons of raw suckage instead of playoffs or almost playoffs, and rebuild from scratch".

That's exactly how you fix the Eagles. Build a new team around McCoy.

So who will be the next head coach?

/Chip Kelly?

The problem with building the team around an rb is their career span. He might only have 3 years left really.

Wait. The eagles have a position called rb on their roster? I don't believe you!


wow, you're such a douche.
 
2012-10-30 11:53:45 AM

SevenizGud: As long as he will get attacked by a pack of dogs, I am okay with it.


As long as Reid goes along with him, I am okay with that.

Nine more games in the Andy "Time Outs, I Don't Need No Steenking Time Outs" Reid era in Philadelphia.
 
2012-10-30 03:34:46 PM

thecpt: MBrady: thecpt: Banacek: sotua: MBrady: sotua: While I'm all for giving Vick the boot... Foles (from what I've heard) is a pocket QB. And Philly's O-Line makes for a really, really unsafe pocket.

/season's done

So..bring back Ron Jaworski?

I, for one, have no clue of how to fix the eagles. At least none that doesn't start with "Sack Reid, sack Vick, get used to a few seasons of raw suckage instead of playoffs or almost playoffs, and rebuild from scratch".

That's exactly how you fix the Eagles. Build a new team around McCoy.

So who will be the next head coach?

/Chip Kelly?

The problem with building the team around an rb is their career span. He might only have 3 years left really.

Wait. The eagles have a position called rb on their roster? I don't believe you!

wow, you're such a douche.


wow, you're such an moron.
 
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