2 Hookers and an 8 Ball: So if trash is the normal diet of a trash compactor, is eating a lawyer akin to junk food?
Cubansaltyballs: I wonder who she'll sue.
sodomizer: Oh... Gawker. Won't be reading that. I support the boycott.
El Morro: If she winds up losing the arm, she's going to have the most embarrassing "how this happened to me" EVAR. She'll probably just make up something else, because "I almost lost it in a garbage chute trying to sneak into my own place" is just plain sad.2 Hookers and an 8 Ball: So if trash is the normal diet of a trash compactor, is eating a lawyer akin to junk food?Bravo, sir. This is without question the first "lawyer joke" I've heard in years that was anything close to clever/funny./attorney//one of the "good" ones
Sybarite: And thanks to the commenters for saving us all some time.[img.gawkerassets.com image 306x370]
jayhawk88: Goddamit, 3PO, you had one job...
Egoy3k: Cubansaltyballs: I wonder who she'll sue.probably everyone.the friend she loaned the keys toThe bar that served the drinksThe cab that dropped her off and left before she entered the buildingThe person who let her inThe building superintendentthe building ownerthe construction company who built the buildingThe manufacturer of the automatic compactorthe mechanic who last serviced it
mongbiohazard: Idiot. And who "loans out" the keys to their farking home?
swahnhennessy: sodomizer: Oh... Gawker. Won't be reading that. I support the boycott.Translation: I support creeps who use anonymity to take advantage of others but call foul when someone exposes them and has the guts to use their own name on the byline, to boot.
dervish16108: New York lawyers are the worst kind of scum.
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