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2012-10-29 12:48:19 PM
21 votes:

Bontesla: So, is ALL of Atlantic City gone?


Just the City half. The Atlantic is still there.
2012-10-29 09:17:16 AM
10 votes:

Marine1: The Army Corps of Engineers said that a Cat2 hurricane could put JFK under 5 feet of water... so uh... why did you all build it there again?


Tradition. Kennedy's have a long history of being under water
2012-10-29 08:30:50 AM
8 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: There's already a greenlit thread on the Main page, submitter. It currently has over 800 comments.


Yahbut, that's a hurricane thread. This is a hurrican thread. Where other threads hurricant, this one can!
2012-10-30 12:53:10 AM
6 votes:
People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
Just because we're total clowns (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
We're obese, our gonch is soiled (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
I hope I die before It gets oiled (Talkin' 'bout my generator)

This is my generator
This is my generator, baby

Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
I'm not trying to troll the aggregators (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-generator (Talkin' 'bout my generator)

This is my generator
This is my generator, baby

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
Just because we're real small town (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
Things we do look awful sad (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
I hope I die 'fore I get too fat (Talkin' 'bout my generator)

This is my generator
This is my generator, baby
2012-10-29 09:24:31 PM
6 votes:

jaylectricity: Lost power at 3:45. Battery powered radio and candle light ever since. Posting from girlfriend's phone.


Jay candlelight?
2012-10-29 04:05:24 PM
6 votes:
i268.photobucket.com
2012-10-29 10:14:50 AM
6 votes:
Someone obviously didn't tell Sandy that you can't make the left turn into New Jersey without using the jughandle.
2012-10-29 07:07:44 PM
5 votes:
distilleryimage3.instagram.com
2012-10-29 09:03:42 AM
5 votes:
i278.photobucket.com

OH SH*T PRAY FOR THE DUCKS
2012-10-29 09:09:20 PM
4 votes:
i.imgur.comHurricane porn!
2012-10-29 07:20:42 PM
4 votes:

namegoeshere: That's good. Although seeing the facade off like that, I'm imagining some poor schmuck on the can with the paper settling in for a good... read, and then all of a sudden he's hanging out in the wind with his pants around his ankles for everyone to see and photograph, poor guy.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
2012-10-29 02:57:44 PM
4 votes:

Earguy: This has been making the rounds for years, right? I tried GIS and couldn't find a match. But they're trying to pass this off as south NJ on Facebook.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 403x403]




lh5.googleusercontent.com
2012-10-29 02:55:03 PM
4 votes:

Earguy: This has been making the rounds for years, right? I tried GIS and couldn't find a match. But they're trying to pass this off as south NJ on Facebook.


In my day, we used sneakers
2012-10-29 02:50:38 PM
4 votes:
lh4.googleusercontent.com
2012-10-29 01:34:05 PM
4 votes:
so.....can we start calling it Atlantis City?
2012-10-29 01:01:34 PM
4 votes:

Hack Patooey: /quick and dirty


Gah!

i.imgur.com
2012-10-29 11:38:16 AM
4 votes:
Very interesting idea...
i.imgur.com
2012-10-29 11:21:26 AM
4 votes:

EZ Writer: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Just out for a morning paddle in front of my house... No biggie.


zipmeme.com
2012-10-29 10:39:11 AM
4 votes:

varmitydog:

i.i.com.com

How did y'all get your dick to bend like that?

 

slodive.com
2012-10-29 09:26:37 AM
4 votes:

Demigod5186: Ocean City NJ 20min ago

[i50.tinypic.com image 850x850]


Well there's your problem, someone left their hose running behind the yellow house.
2012-10-29 09:10:24 AM
4 votes:
Two miles inland from Atlantic City. Barrier islands already getting hammered.

As for me, my lawn is squooshy from the overnight soaking rain, we've had winds 35mph.

i561.photobucket.com

But I know that last night was the undercard, the main event is still to come.
2012-10-29 04:05:47 AM
4 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: There's already a greenlit thread on the Main page, submitter. It currently has over 800 comments.


Of course you always have to piss all over my dreams :-(
2012-10-30 01:10:34 AM
3 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-10-29 04:44:36 PM
3 votes:

marius2: Shyla: Gonna be a baby boom in 9 months.

How is babby bbom formed?


When a Mommy hurricane and a Daddy nor'easter love eachother very much...
2012-10-29 03:49:29 PM
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

What a fragile Crane may look like
2012-10-29 01:24:44 PM
3 votes:
j.wigflip.com
2012-10-29 01:21:33 PM
3 votes:
Need a Fark Thread Badge

"I was there when the Civil Guard got Boobsied"
2012-10-29 01:21:11 PM
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

i said PECAN sandy
2012-10-29 12:50:58 PM
3 votes:

ModernPrimitive01: Biness: just occured to me. Statue of Liberty just turned 225 years old. Shes an old structure.

If she were knocked down, doesn't that lend some credence to the idea that God really doesn't want obama to be president?

I recently saw a news report about how the Statue was renovated. I would imagine that would include reinforcing the structure


img2-2.timeinc.net
damn you to hell Sandy!
2012-10-29 11:35:05 AM
3 votes:
Looking out my window in Binghamton:

pshomegazette.com

/ That used to be a parking lot.
2012-10-29 10:33:57 AM
3 votes:

Sargun: BalugaJoe: 1,000 Billion dollars of damage predicted.

That's called a trillion, Joe.


wrightonfilm.files.wordpress.com 

Made me think of this.

/I'm in one of these boxes, Joe. Come find me!
2012-10-29 10:09:28 AM
3 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

O Hai! I understandz u want boobiez on stormpage?
2012-10-29 09:46:31 AM
3 votes:

Hipchewy1: Hoboken about an hour ago

[daisygrove.smugmug.com image 850x637]


Hoboken ten minutes ago:

i492.photobucket.com
2012-10-29 09:20:26 AM
3 votes:

spman: I'm literally going to be one of maybe three people in my office today. When they say all non-essential personnel can go home, that basically means eveyone but me. Hoo boy, hope I don't blow away driving home tonight.


Stay at work, build forts all over the office. When people come back to work claim that they are not worthy and you are their leader. Sacrifice an animal on a desk.
2012-10-29 10:12:02 PM
2 votes:
The water is too damn high.
2012-10-29 10:10:08 PM
2 votes:

Harv72b: Girion47: isn't sign language a universal language?

Actually it isn't.


screwtheinternet.com
2012-10-29 09:40:53 PM
2 votes:
call from friend in NY area;

her : " my power is going to go out soon I think and I have a flashlight but no batteries"
me : " how big is your vibrator, how big are your flashlights?"
her : " you have that backwards...i have one flashlight.....(laughing....pause...drawer shuffling sound....vibrator on full ) YAAAYYY!!"

crisis averted...
2012-10-29 08:24:58 PM
2 votes:
Everyone stay safe... except for the chick in NY my ex-husband cheated on me with. You, I don't care about so much. Everyone else, be safe.
2012-10-29 06:49:20 PM
2 votes:
To any fellow Farkers that might be in imminent peril...

Please remember me in your wills. This is not the time to be selfish.


Thanks.
2012-10-29 06:38:14 PM
2 votes:
WARNING GRAPHIC PICTURES OF STORM CASUALTIES!

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-29 04:45:22 PM
2 votes:

namegoeshere: marius2: Shyla: Gonna be a baby boom in 9 months.

How is babby bbom formed?

When a Mommy hurricane and a Daddy nor'easter love eachother very much...


EWWW
2012-10-29 03:43:16 PM
2 votes:

Bontesla: I've skipped 3 pages of comments. What's the consensus??


It's the agreement we all come together to make, but that's not important right now.

/apologies if this has already been answered
2012-10-29 03:07:55 PM
2 votes:

ami5000: marius2: This might help

Viral photos that are not from Hurricane Sandy

The godzilla picture isn't real? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE


That's just the liberal media trying to hide the truth, DO NOT GO OUTSIDE, HE WILL LITERALLY EAT YOU.
2012-10-29 03:04:48 PM
2 votes:
Hey, the weather is fine in Alabama, even though there is a gigantic hurricane in the Atlantic. Is it possible this storm is not the monster we thought it would be?
2012-10-29 02:14:47 PM
2 votes:

webthing01: [img210.imageshack.us image 627x809] 

PP&L Link


Aren't there usually far more people in Lancaster without power?
2012-10-29 01:23:03 PM
2 votes:
So, about 30 miles NW of NYC, so far just wind, nothing crazy, some rain, also nothing crazy.

Essentially, kind of tame so far. I was hoping to be able to see flying squirrels and deer by now, but looks like that won't be til after dark. Which is a pain cause they'll keep me awake, hitting the side of the house.
2012-10-29 12:19:24 PM
2 votes:
i.ytimg.com

i've never seen anything of this magnitude.
2012-10-29 11:51:11 AM
2 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

Cape May Lobster House is underwater - RUN LOBSTERS RUN!
2012-10-29 11:06:42 AM
2 votes:
Reporting from the inland NY/NJ border. We've had our first casualty.
img443.imageshack.us
Wind is steady and increasing. I'm sure there more to follow.
2012-10-29 10:53:26 AM
2 votes:
writersgallery.com
"Obama doesn't like white people"
2012-10-29 10:23:57 AM
2 votes:

Prevailing Wind: [www.weblo.com image 403x600]

Farkettes, I think you should all take his opportunity to put on a t-shirt, go outside, and take pictures.

/eip


slodive.com
2012-10-29 10:00:58 AM
2 votes:

MrCheeks: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

My backyard about 5 mins ago.


His backyard now...

news.ripley.za.net
2012-10-29 09:51:03 AM
2 votes:
i.i.com.com

How did y'all get your dick to bend like that?
2012-10-29 09:35:01 AM
2 votes:

Lord Farkwad: I bet those east coasters are wishing that they were living in a Flyover-State ™ right about now.


i45.tinypic.com
2012-10-29 09:18:24 AM
2 votes:

tomWright: Marine1: The Army Corps of Engineers said that a Cat2 hurricane could put JFK under 5 feet of water... so uh... why did you all build it there again?

Tradition. Kennedy's have a long history of being under water


I thought it was leaving people under water.
2012-10-30 01:20:29 AM
1 votes:

HoleChicken: Still getting huge gusts here, by the way.


beano?
2012-10-30 01:10:15 AM
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
Just because we're total clowns (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
We're obese, our gonch is soiled (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
I hope I die before It gets oiled (Talkin' 'bout my generator)

This is my generator
This is my generator, baby

Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
I'm not trying to troll the aggregators (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-generator (Talkin' 'bout my generator)

This is my generator
This is my generator, baby

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
Just because we're real small town (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
Things we do look awful sad (Talkin' 'bout my generator)
I hope I die 'fore I get too fat (Talkin' 'bout my generator)

This is my generator
This is my generator, baby


Wow...you...you are good.

//hope i die before I get cold
2012-10-30 01:01:15 AM
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: This is my generator
This is my generator, baby


My only regret is that I can't vote this as "Funny" more than once. Well done.
2012-10-30 12:45:03 AM
1 votes:

HoleChicken: What's the longest Fark thread ever?


the "talkin bout my generator" thread when Pete Townsend was researching porn?

i saw a xenomorph too btw
2012-10-30 12:22:38 AM
1 votes:

pissedoffmick: Besides the dudes farking each other with their respective generators / generator maintenance routines.


Oh go fark yourself, the generator has been running all day and it's the seventh 12+ hour power outage we've had this year. You'd have a boner for your generator too.
2012-10-29 11:24:10 PM
1 votes:
Barack Obama doesn't care about white people
2012-10-29 10:38:54 PM
1 votes:
where do i get the " I survived the Hurrican Sandy sign language threadjack" badge?
2012-10-29 10:14:36 PM
1 votes:

TommyymmoT: No, you're thinking of the language of love.


Klingon?
2012-10-29 10:14:34 PM
1 votes:
I Texted my sister that all the subways will be down the next 4 days.
She said: I gonna be preety hungry by then.

/She sounds fat.
//I know pics or it didnt happen
///I told her to get a Fark handle
2012-10-29 10:00:42 PM
1 votes:

Biness: Is the statue of liberty still there?


Yup

She's tough, she's a harbor chick.
2012-10-29 09:57:29 PM
1 votes:

Bontesla: Hurricane Central@twc_hurricane
Highest water level so far at The Battery in #NYC was 13.88 feet, has fallen slightly since then. #Sandy


I think it was just a bad idea to put New York City's battery at the lowest point in the whole city. This is clearly Obama's fault.
2012-10-29 09:48:15 PM
1 votes:

Bontesla: Biness: Bontesla: My husband responds, "You're obsessed with this storm."

I may have to divorce him.

Yea, I'm catching flack from the wife. This is life. Its exciting.

I was up until midnight last night in anticipation. Up at 6am for work.
I'll probably do the same - if not stay up later.
I'm only a cost analyst for a multi-trillion dollar internationally based company. Who needs sleep?


You can finally go on the taco date with the guy that has the girlfriend.
2012-10-29 09:17:10 PM
1 votes:
img845.imageshack.us

Not sure the location. Hoboken?
2012-10-29 09:16:02 PM
1 votes:
Riiiight. What's a cubit?
2012-10-29 09:12:09 PM
1 votes:

CaptSS: [i.imgur.com image 850x120]Hurricane porn!


Here it comes!
2012-10-29 09:06:33 PM
1 votes:

TommyymmoT: It sounds like the apocalypse on the scanner.
Lots of people trapped in cars.
Bellevue Hospital is without power. They can't get the generators going with over 2ft of water in the cellar.

There are building fires in lower Manhattan that the FDNY can't even get to due to flooding.

There's no climate change though. None.


Wow! That must be a first for the planet.
2012-10-29 08:36:20 PM
1 votes:
Hurricane Central@twc_hurricane
Major damage to roof of church/school complex in Lorain, OH. Map: wxch.nl/VzUI9o #Sandy
2012-10-29 08:26:18 PM
1 votes:
Local Boston news reports the boat house where Ted Kennedy used to park his boat has joined Mary Joe Kopechne.

Mary Joe Kopechne was not available for comment.
2012-10-29 08:04:26 PM
1 votes:
Jim. I have sat and watched the water come up while you sat there like a fool. LEAVE. JUST LEAVE.
2012-10-29 08:04:09 PM
1 votes:

Biness: Anderson cooper in asbury park nj. Unreal.


His daytime show just got cancelled. Maybe they should keep him away from the water, bridges and tall buildings.

/or not
2012-10-29 07:55:44 PM
1 votes:

W.C.fields forever: 94 mph wind recorded in Eaton's neck


He better get that checked.
2012-10-29 07:52:48 PM
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: styckx: sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

the colors in that, the purple and yellow and the light coming off the fallen tree make that look a bit like a Kinkade painting


I loved Kinkade. The poetry of photons!
2012-10-29 07:50:14 PM
1 votes:

GameSprocket: How high's the water, Momma?


2 feet high and rising
2012-10-29 07:24:09 PM
1 votes:
This is my first time watching Jersey Shore. Is it normally that windy?
2012-10-29 07:23:33 PM
1 votes:
And another transformer goes down. I've heard about 3 of them in the past few hours around me short out.. Yet I still hav.... Actually I won't finish that sentence as it will jinx me.
2012-10-29 07:12:25 PM
1 votes:
Did the storm just take out Gawker?
2012-10-29 07:10:33 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: Hollie Maea: namegoeshere: Hollie Maea: Geez, Twitter says an apartment building collapsed.

Where?

Think it is the brown 4 story building behind the big focking ryder truck. 

[i49.tinypic.com image 640x509]

Ooh, that's not good. I hope everyone listened to warnings and got out.


Reports say no one was trapped.
2012-10-29 06:32:23 PM
1 votes:

indylaw: Weather Channel anchor: "We are all together in this world of weather"

WTF DOES THAT MEAN??


He can grow a garden in his mind.

/too obscure?
2012-10-29 06:25:25 PM
1 votes:
Weather Channel anchor: "We are all together in this world of weather"

WTF DOES THAT MEAN??
2012-10-29 06:12:16 PM
1 votes:
Lame. Across the Delaware from North East Philly. Still got power, intertubes, wind howling, had to carry the Shaolin Shih Tzus out to the back of the house, out of the wind, so they could piss.

When I was a boy, I had to endure typhoons in the Philippines that made the electric poles wag like dog tails, massive floods, no power for weeks at a time, no emergency services, intermittent water, no baths, lukewarm gruel, violent begging Ninjas, waterlogged commie insurgents, damp oxen, non-stop prattling talking heads on the TV all day (wait, that's going on now)....
2012-10-29 06:08:59 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Pics from Press of Atlantic City, so you know they're current and legit.

[bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 640x412]


DEAR LORD.. ITS A BEACH CHAIRPOCALYPSE!!!
2012-10-29 06:08:42 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Pics from Press of Atlantic City, so you know they're current and legit.

[bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 640x412]


I am horrified at the sight of overturned beach chairs. This is truly President Obama's greatest failure.
2012-10-29 05:39:18 PM
1 votes:

Elegy: Leeds: ModernPrimitive01: the weatherman just said, we may get up to an inch of snow. I guess that means I should rush to the supermarket to buy milk, eggs, and bread

Buy milk, eggs and flour. You can always make your own bread.

Down on the gulf coast, we laugh at people like you. You're the type that stocks up on frozen food instead of canned. Pretty hard to bake bread with no power for electric ovens, and when the city turns off the gas so that line breaks don't result in fireballs-o-death.

Unless you're baking it in a Dutch oven, of course.

/my wife hates the Dutch oven.
//but loves the fireballs-o-death


My wife hates the Dutch oven too. Especially after buffalo chicken
2012-10-29 05:28:22 PM
1 votes:

scubamage: HoleChicken: Wind is REALLY picking up here now.

Ditto, just got back from walking the dog. Farking scary out now. Had a small branch come down near us, dog near jumped out of his skin. Poor guy. On the upside, I got this hilarious photo of our dog in the raincoat/hood my fiance made for him.

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x508]


Don't worry. My doggie BARKED AT THE HURRICANE so it will go away now. Fierce, fierce pup. Storms cower in fear.
2012-10-29 05:15:17 PM
1 votes:
weknowmemes.com

/Hot for your goodness
//Stay safe folks
2012-10-29 05:07:19 PM
1 votes:
The weather guy on CNN just explained that the snow/blizzard in the Appalachians is going to wrap around and come in behind the hurricane, so looks like you'll get snowicane after all.
2012-10-29 05:06:25 PM
1 votes:
Has anyone blamed the Jews yet?
2012-10-29 05:00:44 PM
1 votes:
Jesus had days like this.
2012-10-29 04:58:29 PM
1 votes:
Crap. Sprung a leak in our ceiling. And of all places, RIGHT OVER MY farkING HEAD AT MY DESk.
2012-10-29 04:42:46 PM
1 votes:
Dear everyone: please be safe. I like (most of) you guys too much. Love, Tods
2012-10-29 04:41:35 PM
1 votes:

IrishCanadian: Wind's picking up in Toronto, city is going batshiat.


Tell us more. I'm curious to know what 'batshiat' means in Toronto.
2012-10-29 04:40:16 PM
1 votes:

Shyla: Gonna be a baby boom in 9 months.


Nah.

Sure some people are getting screwed, but most people on the East coast are just getting blown around today.

imageshack.us
2012-10-29 04:37:31 PM
1 votes:

nonvideas: A tree falls in Brooklyn. 

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1133]


BUT, did it make a noise?

/oblig
//look out!
///Slashies!!!
2012-10-29 04:05:03 PM
1 votes:
Gonna be a baby boom in 9 months.
2012-10-29 04:03:48 PM
1 votes:
Emergency aid is nothing but a handout for America's "victim" class. Don't expect FEMA under MY administration! #RomneyStormTips

Romney has a bunch of #RomneyStormTips but he isn't going to tell you what they are until after the election.

Poor people float, so just grab one and use it like a life preserver. #RomneyStormTips

You can make an emergency raft with stacks of Binders Full of Women #RomneyStormTips

If any of your stuff gets ruined, just borrow money from your parents to replace it" - #RomneyStormTips

Everyone in the path of the hurricane should head to their second or third homes for safety #romneyhurricanetips


EL OH EL
2012-10-29 03:46:21 PM
1 votes:

Shyla: HoleChicken: Who is the brunette weather girl on NBC10 in Philly. She's gorgeous.

This is not fapping thread. This is panic thread.


Fear boner!
2012-10-29 03:45:32 PM
1 votes:

Shyla: HoleChicken: Who is the brunette weather girl on NBC10 in Philly. She's gorgeous.

This is not fapping thread. This is panic thread.


Do not besmirch panic-fapping.
2012-10-29 03:44:02 PM
1 votes:
i35.photobucket.com
2012-10-29 03:41:01 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-29 03:35:12 PM
1 votes:
Joggers are just not impressed.

pbs.twimg.com
2012-10-29 03:18:43 PM
1 votes:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Pray for Omarion
2012-10-29 03:14:30 PM
1 votes:

aspore: Police scanner says theres live wires down in outside atlantic city, lots of cats and dogs running around...


Are they living together?
2012-10-29 03:12:09 PM
1 votes:
Moss covered, three handled, family gredunza
2012-10-29 03:05:49 PM
1 votes:

marius2: This might help

Viral photos that are not from Hurricane Sandy


The godzilla picture isn't real? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
2012-10-29 03:01:00 PM
1 votes:

mr lawson: 7" and counting



much like your mom last night
2012-10-29 02:59:51 PM
1 votes:

mr lawson: 7" and counting


Inappropriate.
2012-10-29 02:58:08 PM
1 votes:
@RomneyStormTips

Just received confirmation my bankers in both the Cayman Islands and Bermuda are safe and secure #Sandy
2012-10-29 02:47:25 PM
1 votes:
Crane collapse in Midtown.
2012-10-29 02:40:16 PM
1 votes:
@JimCantore

Can someone give me an update on the runways at LG and JFK? Thank you #Sandy


@DaAnsahonSports

@JimCantore Its raining Jim.
2012-10-29 02:36:26 PM
1 votes:
Link

I shouldn't laugh but one cop, when asked if the suspect (the homeowner's unwanted stepson) was still on the premises, the cop says, "No, he just swam away."
2012-10-29 02:35:04 PM
1 votes:

marius2: Winds are picking up and rain is still coming down in S/E VA. However, school still hasn't been cancelled for tomorrow. We were told earlier that we'd have an announcement by "midday"

I don't know whether to knock out big assignments or study for my test tomorrow.


i48.tinypic.com
2012-10-29 02:35:03 PM
1 votes:

Hack Patooey: NYC, taken 5 minutes ago

[cdn.thenextweb.com image 600x500]


Atlantic city boardwalk 16 minutes ago

collider.com

Anyone remember to get a bucket of dirt for the tomato plant?

Actually liked this movie, not sure why everyone hated it
2012-10-29 02:29:04 PM
1 votes:
NYC, taken 5 minutes ago

cdn.thenextweb.com
2012-10-29 02:25:57 PM
1 votes:
neworleansartifacts.com

Ocean City NJ, a few minutes ago
2012-10-29 02:19:45 PM
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Moments ago, from top of Empire State Building.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-29 02:17:38 PM
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Mohammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee: [instagr.am image 306x306]


i.imgur.com
2012-10-29 02:14:12 PM
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instagr.am
2012-10-29 02:05:43 PM
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tomWright: just had a 1 second outage

30 miles NW of NYC


Time to drink your own piss.
2012-10-29 02:04:27 PM
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IrishCanadian: Sorry Farkers, I called it yesterday:

[pbs.twimg.com image 640x427]


That people would post poorly photoshopped pictures online?
2012-10-29 01:50:07 PM
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Harv72b: styckx: "Not news: Old timey pirate ship sets sail to escape a hurricane that is approaching from the South. Fark: By sailing due South..

I guess they figured the storm would never expect a frontal assault.


combined with the fact that goonies never say die
2012-10-29 01:11:25 PM
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scubamage: A civilian guard was Boobiesed at the Tomb on November 17, 1925


Nice.
2012-10-29 01:06:54 PM
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Mohammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee: [d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 480x360]


zipmeme.com
2012-10-29 12:54:43 PM
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boom: Obama sez things are going to farked up for awhile, so get ready for it.



Well, he did inherit a helluva mess.
2012-10-29 12:51:20 PM
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Ocean City, NJ

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-29 12:49:32 PM
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Nightsweat: Also our pizza is better than yours.


Just because it can be used as a floatation device doesn't necessarily mean it's better.
2012-10-29 12:44:10 PM
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Biness: Bontesla: I've skipped 3 pages of comments. What's the consensus??

its a hurricane.


Crap, where? (looks out window) AAAHHH!!!!!
2012-10-29 12:43:51 PM
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YodaBlues: Lostkacz: Live reporting from a coworker of mine in Rocky Point, NY -

Don-Cam at the beach!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 700x480]

IT GONG RAIN!


Right concept, wrong particulars:

bbsimg.ngfiles.com
2012-10-29 12:43:33 PM
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i1197.photobucket.com
2012-10-29 12:41:58 PM
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Bontesla: I've skipped 3 pages of comments. What's the consensus??


That page skippers are lame.
2012-10-29 12:31:20 PM
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watching the tv for the past few hours, lots of interviews with folks down the shore.

not a single bababooie yet.

/dissapoint.
2012-10-29 12:25:04 PM
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scubamage: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]

Cape May Lobster House is underwater - RUN LOBSTERS RUN!


JAILBREAK!
2012-10-29 12:00:40 PM
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styckx: The shore is just getting rape raped.. Holy shiat

Brigantine, NJ

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]


Legitimately? Then don't worry about it. The shore has ways of making sure that nothing comes of that.
2012-10-29 11:54:00 AM
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Ok, so now for even more serious issues (after watching Discovery yesterday):

What about Plum Island???

Y'all are going to have some real cool things washing up on your shores...

/ding dong
//landshark
2012-10-29 11:53:40 AM
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PonceAlyosha: Prevailing Wind: Ambitwistor: Lord Farkwad: I bet those east coasters are wishing that they were living in a Flyover-State ™ right about now.

Until tornado season. Then "flyover state" becomes all too literal.

[scrapetv.com image 334x400]

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x497]

Tornadoes and seasonal flooding ARE bad, however you coastal kids are still WAY more accident prone than we are.

Well, no, or at least not necessarily. It costs more. Population density is at play.



Shaddup. This is fark! Don't bring your logical analysis into my snarky .jpeg argument methodology.
2012-10-29 11:52:47 AM
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wippit: Bunch O' Pics including some showing the first signs of NYC flooding.


i.imgur.com
2012-10-29 11:37:34 AM
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In the Times Square webcam feed people are starting to break out the umbrellas. Shiat just got real
2012-10-29 11:28:52 AM
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Lord Farkwad: I bet those east coasters are wishing that they were living in a Flyover-State ™ right about now.


Until tornado season. Then "flyover state" becomes all too literal.

scrapetv.com
2012-10-29 11:26:54 AM
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EZ Writer: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Just out for a morning paddle in front of my house... No biggie.


I have some kayaker friends that just can't wait for the rivers to overflow so they can paddle down the streets of Harpers Ferry. It's like a badge of honor for them, the Park Service hates them for it.
2012-10-29 11:25:42 AM
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freewill: spelletrader: I've been thinking about writing a syfy original movie called SNOWICANO - where a blizzard and hurricane converge on an erupting volcano.

Needs a nuclear power plant. Also: 

[assets.amuniversal.com image 600x416]


Perfect! The drama unfolds at a nuclear power plant located at the base of a volcano (because shut up that's why), when the two weather systems converge all hell breaks loose and our spunky protagonist must buck the system to save her family.

/I'll give you a writing credit
2012-10-29 11:22:58 AM
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bgddy24601: Hack Patooey: Prevailing Wind: [www.weblo.com image 403x600]

Farkettes, I think you should all take his opportunity to put on a t-shirt, go outside, and take pictures.

/eip

[slodive.com image 600x450]

You're a bad man and you should feel bad.


Hey, don't blame that on me.
2012-10-29 11:22:47 AM
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...The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!
2012-10-29 11:14:10 AM
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scubamage: Earguy: wippit: Video posted by Associated Press - hurricane snow has started in Virginia.

Hurricane Snow???

How could they not have told us that there was ANOTHER HURRICANE????

SNURRICANE!

  

ct.fra.bz
2012-10-29 11:13:00 AM
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CipollinaFan: scubamage: Earguy: wippit: Video posted by Associated Press - hurricane snow has started in Virginia.

Hurricane Snow???

How could they not have told us that there was ANOTHER HURRICANE????

SNURRICANE!

Hurizzard?


I've been thinking about writing a syfy original movie called SNOWICANO - where a blizzard and hurricane converge on an erupting volcano.
2012-10-29 11:10:40 AM
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probesport: [i.imgur.com image 720x540]


25 knots per hour, is it?
2012-10-29 11:08:04 AM
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Earguy: wippit: Video posted by Associated Press - hurricane snow has started in Virginia.

Hurricane Snow???

How could they not have told us that there was ANOTHER HURRICANE????


SNURRICANE!
2012-10-29 10:54:17 AM
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ModernPrimitive01: Earguy: BMFPitt: Things still look OK over at Shore Hospital. Just had a baby about 25 hours ago. Parked on the 3rd floor so the car should be fine.

NAME THE BABY SANDY. IT WILL BE EPIC.

Actually, I'm expecting a baby boom in 9 months, and there'll be a lot of Sandy's since it could apply to either gender.

Drew Sandy (insert last name)


But our last name is Vagina.
2012-10-29 10:52:24 AM
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Watching the Times Square webcam and it's downright boring. No crazies screaming about end times, no one running in terror. Come on New York step it up
2012-10-29 10:48:34 AM
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Carn: gja: Carn: bgddy24601: Sargun: BalugaJoe: 1,000 Billion dollars of damage predicted.

That's called a trillion, Joe.

[wrightonfilm.files.wordpress.com image 850x421] 

Made me think of this.

/I'm in one of these boxes, Joe. Come find me!

Are you boys cooking down there?

NO! what with all to shenanigans and goings-on.
I bet it has something to do with those white-haried fellas.

I might cram my ovipositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien!


Just love me!
2012-10-29 10:35:18 AM
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bgddy24601: Sargun: BalugaJoe: 1,000 Billion dollars of damage predicted.

That's called a trillion, Joe.

[wrightonfilm.files.wordpress.com image 850x421] 

Made me think of this.

/I'm in one of these boxes, Joe. Come find me!


This book is made of metal!
2012-10-29 10:34:39 AM
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Bronzed War God: indylaw: [i278.photobucket.com image 645x464]

OH SH*T PRAY FOR THE DUCKS Geese

Just sayin...


What a fowl thing to say.
2012-10-29 10:26:02 AM
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I love the stupid "man on the street" reporting on all the stations:

Link
2012-10-29 10:21:07 AM
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BalugaJoe: 1,000 Billion dollars of damage predicted.


25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-29 10:13:57 AM
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www.weblo.com

Farkettes, I think you should all take his opportunity to put on a t-shirt, go outside, and take pictures.

/eip
2012-10-29 10:10:30 AM
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HotIgneous Intruder: cwick: JonnyG: Two crew members missing from HMS Bounty of "Mutiny on the Bounty" fame.

Crap! That boat just visited here this past summer. Didn't get a chance to go aboard, but she looked pretty crazy from the shore... Hope they all wind up safe, but that doesn't sound too likely.

Buoy #41001, which is 150 miles east of Cape Hatteras, is reporting 30-foot seas right now.
Send them a prayer.


Wtf is a prayer going to do!? Send them a surfboard!
2012-10-29 10:10:20 AM
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Sargun is from New Orleans. He's trolling. We get it. He's very clever.
2012-10-29 10:05:40 AM
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Hipchewy1: Hoboken about an hour ago

[daisygrove.smugmug.com image 850x637]


Wow. Cleaner than usual
2012-10-29 10:00:00 AM
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dennysgod: Girion47: tinfoil-hat maggie: dennysgod: Well that didn't take long:

The president canceled his campaign trips Monday and Tuesday to the swing states of Florida and Colorado, far beyond the reach of Hurricane Sandy. His people say the president needs to stay home and monitor things, which one Republican found interesting.

"You notice that he's canceling his trips over the hurricane. He didn't cancel his trips over Benghazi," former GOP presidential candidate and ex-House Speaker Newt Gingrich said on ABC's "This Week."

/That was from an article from CNN

How about we don't do politics for a bit, I know it's a bit much to ask but....well.

agreed, should be a boobies thread.

[www.bwass.org image 300x361]

Sounds good.


s17.postimage.org
2012-10-29 09:59:32 AM
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Drunk says I'm twenty buckser than you SUBBY!
2012-10-29 09:57:26 AM
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This might just be the worst info graphic I've ever seen.. This is our local news crack team of designers. WTF is this???

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-29 09:51:40 AM
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WalkingCarpet: shiat is starting to get real here in Stamford, CT.

Is it too early to start drinking?


This is Fark. You're already at least 6 drinks behind the leaders.
2012-10-29 09:34:00 AM
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Lord Farkwad: I bet those east coasters are wishing that they were living in a Flyover-State ™ right about now.


I can promise that isn't the case.

Is that a tornado?
2012-10-29 09:32:48 AM
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I bet those east coasters are wishing that they were living in a Flyover-State ™ right about now.
2012-10-29 09:32:46 AM
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jack21221: I just wonder what the hell these dozen psychics and tarot readers within a 2 block radius do every other month of the year.


Heroin, mostly.
2012-10-29 09:31:23 AM
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Girion47: tinfoil-hat maggie: dennysgod: Well that didn't take long:

The president canceled his campaign trips Monday and Tuesday to the swing states of Florida and Colorado, far beyond the reach of Hurricane Sandy. His people say the president needs to stay home and monitor things, which one Republican found interesting.

"You notice that he's canceling his trips over the hurricane. He didn't cancel his trips over Benghazi," former GOP presidential candidate and ex-House Speaker Newt Gingrich said on ABC's "This Week."

/That was from an article from CNN

How about we don't do politics for a bit, I know it's a bit much to ask but....well.

agreed, should be a boobies thread.


Yell I know you guy's refer to them as flotation devices every now and then, but...
2012-10-29 09:20:52 AM
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And the radio station played when the levee breaks.
2012-10-29 09:20:16 AM
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im taking a drink every time they say storm surge on the weather channel
2012-10-29 09:13:19 AM
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It's been rumored that the poor in New Orleans are saying this storm has affected their shacks, and need gov't assistance, and a free trip to Houston to loot-----I mean to have a safe place to stay.

/yeah it's a 7 year old joke. I've got nothing this Monday morning.
2012-10-29 09:12:41 AM
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How high's the water, Momma?
2012-10-29 09:10:37 AM
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I want to see one of the journalists standing really close to the shore line get swept out to sea.
2012-10-29 09:09:06 AM
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THIS IS YOUR HURRICAN SANDY


Is she a HURRICAN or HURRICAN'T?
2012-10-29 09:04:43 AM
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Everyone everyone waves waves are coming to town and then wind wind jumps around. Sandy Sandy blows the sand around town, then poo poo goes in the pants
2012-10-29 09:02:43 AM
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HAW HAW YALL ARE FARKED
2012-10-29 08:52:57 AM
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Do we know where Jim Cantore is at the moment? Him being the harbinger of weather horror and all, that seems a useful thing to know.
2012-10-29 08:40:35 AM
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