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2012-10-29 11:10:06 AM

scubamage: Earguy: wippit: Video posted by Associated Press - hurricane snow has started in Virginia.

Hurricane Snow???

How could they not have told us that there was ANOTHER HURRICANE????

SNURRICANE!


Hurizzard?
 
2012-10-29 11:10:20 AM

maxheck: Earguy:

BMFPitt: Things still look OK over at Shore Hospital. Just had a baby about 25 hours ago. Parked on the 3rd floor so the car should be fine.

NAME THE BABY SANDY. IT WILL BE EPIC.

Actually, I'm expecting a baby boom in 9 months, and there'll be a lot of Sandy's since it could apply to either gender.

I have a friend named Sandy who is absolutely convinced that she was so named because of a fark at the beach.


Might have done it, but we were already pretty much committed to Thomas Alexander.

Just glad he didn't hold out til tonight. Didn't want to have to do it myself.
 
2012-10-29 11:10:40 AM

probesport: [i.imgur.com image 720x540]


25 knots per hour, is it?
 
2012-10-29 11:13:00 AM

CipollinaFan: scubamage: Earguy: wippit: Video posted by Associated Press - hurricane snow has started in Virginia.

Hurricane Snow???

How could they not have told us that there was ANOTHER HURRICANE????

SNURRICANE!

Hurizzard?


I've been thinking about writing a syfy original movie called SNOWICANO - where a blizzard and hurricane converge on an erupting volcano.
 
2012-10-29 11:13:27 AM
i290.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-29 11:14:09 AM

Biness: [i290.photobucket.com image 618x347]


He's gonna capsize.
 
2012-10-29 11:14:10 AM

scubamage: Earguy: wippit: Video posted by Associated Press - hurricane snow has started in Virginia.

Hurricane Snow???

How could they not have told us that there was ANOTHER HURRICANE????

SNURRICANE!

  

ct.fra.bz
 
2012-10-29 11:16:22 AM

spelletrader: CipollinaFan: scubamage: Earguy: wippit: Video posted by Associated Press - hurricane snow has started in Virginia.

Hurricane Snow???

How could they not have told us that there was ANOTHER HURRICANE????

SNURRICANE!

Hurizzard?

I've been thinking about writing a syfy original movie called SNOWICANO - where a blizzard and hurricane converge on an erupting volcano.


I`d watch it.
 
2012-10-29 11:16:42 AM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

Just out for a morning paddle in front of my house... No biggie.
 
2012-10-29 11:17:07 AM
...AND we've got our first leak. Small so far; apparently the living room window's not completely securely in, so there's a slow drip in the bottom corner. Not bad, just Chinese-torture-y.
 
2012-10-29 11:17:49 AM

wippit: Ocean City pier is gone....

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x338]


Oh man. Probably not much hope for Jolly Roger or Ripley's then.

Or Thrashers. OH MY GOD THRASHERS!

/OC is one of the things I miss.
 
2012-10-29 11:18:02 AM

Hack Patooey: Prevailing Wind: [www.weblo.com image 403x600]

Farkettes, I think you should all take his opportunity to put on a t-shirt, go outside, and take pictures.

/eip

[slodive.com image 600x450]


I farking love gold lame.

Difficulty setting: Boobies, Rain, Lame.

Challenge Accepted!

cdn01.cdn.justjared.com


I WIN!
 
2012-10-29 11:18:39 AM
media.cleveland.com

I'm coming NJ!
 
2012-10-29 11:19:33 AM

YodaBlues: namegoeshere: probesport: [i.imgur.com image 720x540]

: (

I have family on the water in Sea Isle. They're not there now, but the house...

...will be joining them inland shortly apparently.



It is bad that I laughed at that. And sad. It's not a big, beach McMansion. It's an old little house on stilts that has been in the family for generations and that the family has fought to keep out of the clutches of developers since my grandparents' day.

Very, very generationally sad if it goes in this storm.
 
2012-10-29 11:19:39 AM

Earguy: thecpt: Nightsweat: chatoyance: thecpt: Nightsweat: ModernPrimitive01: Earguy: BMFPitt: Things still look OK over at Shore Hospital. Just had a baby about 25 hours ago. Parked on the 3rd floor so the car should be fine.

NAME THE BABY SANDY. IT WILL BE EPIC.

Actually, I'm expecting a baby boom in 9 months, and there'll be a lot of Sandy's since it could apply to either gender.

Drew Sandy (insert last name)

But our last name is Vagina.

How's your brother harry?

and your sister Lucy?

And the other sister Phyllis?

Your cousins Dick and Allotta?

[costumenetwork.com image 360x252]

Intercontinental Incontinentia Buttocks?


Oh for f*ck's sake man.
 
2012-10-29 11:19:56 AM

Prevailing Wind: Hack Patooey: Prevailing Wind: [www.weblo.com image 403x600]

Farkettes, I think you should all take his opportunity to put on a t-shirt, go outside, and take pictures.

/eip

[slodive.com image 600x450]

I farking love gold lame.

Difficulty setting: Boobies, Rain, Lame.

Challenge Accepted!

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]


I WIN!



Fun Fact: Rain's name in Korea is pronounced Pee. The Korean word for Rain is Pee)
 
2012-10-29 11:20:08 AM

BMFPitt: maxheck: Earguy:

BMFPitt: Things still look OK over at Shore Hospital. Just had a baby about 25 hours ago. Parked on the 3rd floor so the car should be fine.

NAME THE BABY SANDY. IT WILL BE EPIC.

Actually, I'm expecting a baby boom in 9 months, and there'll be a lot of Sandy's since it could apply to either gender.

I have a friend named Sandy who is absolutely convinced that she was so named because of a fark at the beach.

Might have done it, but we were already pretty much committed to Thomas Alexander.

Just glad he didn't hold out til tonight. Didn't want to have to do it myself.


Congratulations on the baby! Nope, don't need to be birthin' no babies.
 
2012-10-29 11:21:16 AM

Rich Cream: Reporting from the inland NY/NJ border. We've had our first casualty.
[img443.imageshack.us image 536x402]
Wind is steady and increasing. I'm sure there more to follow.


That picture shows a substantial amount of flooding. Were I unaware of current weather conditions, I would have believed the depicted area to be a river.
 
2012-10-29 11:21:26 AM

EZ Writer: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Just out for a morning paddle in front of my house... No biggie.


zipmeme.com
 
2012-10-29 11:21:39 AM
Yeah, maybe there's gonna be some teeth on this beast. I just went out for a smoke and found some things blown about, and there's this low, freight-train rumble moving through the trees.

Something's gonna happen and it's probably not good.
 
2012-10-29 11:21:46 AM
UPDATE: Chevy Chase, MD. 11:18 AM EST. It's windy and raining. I still have power and cable. I'm exploring Lornar's Pass in GW2. It's really big. Even though the schools, government, and most commercial businesses are closed for the day, the street in front of my condo is filled with traffic. People are idiots. More to come.
 
2012-10-29 11:21:54 AM

spelletrader: I've been thinking about writing a syfy original movie called SNOWICANO - where a blizzard and hurricane converge on an erupting volcano.


Needs a nuclear power plant. Also: 

assets.amuniversal.com
 
2012-10-29 11:22:00 AM

KrmtDfrog: wippit: Ocean City pier is gone....

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x338]

is that maryland or nj?


Don't worry, it's not the real Ocean City, it's the Maryland one.

// I was worried at first too... Lots of good memories at the music pier.
 
2012-10-29 11:22:39 AM

BMFPitt: maxheck: Earguy:

BMFPitt: Things still look OK over at Shore Hospital. Just had a baby about 25 hours ago. Parked on the 3rd floor so the car should be fine.

NAME THE BABY SANDY. IT WILL BE EPIC.

Actually, I'm expecting a baby boom in 9 months, and there'll be a lot of Sandy's since it could apply to either gender.

I have a friend named Sandy who is absolutely convinced that she was so named because of a fark at the beach.

Might have done it, but we were already pretty much committed to Thomas Alexander.

Just glad he didn't hold out til tonight. Didn't want to have to do it myself.



you do realise Alexander is sometimes abbreviated to Sandy? Win!
 
2012-10-29 11:22:47 AM
...The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!
 
2012-10-29 11:22:58 AM

bgddy24601: Hack Patooey: Prevailing Wind: [www.weblo.com image 403x600]

Farkettes, I think you should all take his opportunity to put on a t-shirt, go outside, and take pictures.

/eip

[slodive.com image 600x450]

You're a bad man and you should feel bad.


Hey, don't blame that on me.
 
2012-10-29 11:22:59 AM

Nattering Nabob: BMFPitt: maxheck: Earguy:

BMFPitt: Things still look OK over at Shore Hospital. Just had a baby about 25 hours ago. Parked on the 3rd floor so the car should be fine.

NAME THE BABY SANDY. IT WILL BE EPIC.

Actually, I'm expecting a baby boom in 9 months, and there'll be a lot of Sandy's since it could apply to either gender.

I have a friend named Sandy who is absolutely convinced that she was so named because of a fark at the beach.

Might have done it, but we were already pretty much committed to Thomas Alexander.

Just glad he didn't hold out til tonight. Didn't want to have to do it myself.

Congratulations on the baby! Nope, don't need to be birthin' no babies.


Sandy is a nickname for Alexander.
 
2012-10-29 11:23:26 AM

Hugh_Janus: Prevailing Wind: Hack Patooey: Prevailing Wind: [www.weblo.com image 403x600]

Farkettes, I think you should all take his opportunity to put on a t-shirt, go outside, and take pictures.

/eip

[slodive.com image 600x450]

I farking love gold lame.

Difficulty setting: Boobies, Rain, Lame.

Challenge Accepted!

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]


I WIN!


Fun Fact: Rain's name in Korea is pronounced Pee. The Korean word for Rain is Pee)



You just made R. Kelly even more disgusting.
 
2012-10-29 11:23:33 AM

namegoeshere: YodaBlues: namegoeshere: probesport: [i.imgur.com image 720x540]

: (

I have family on the water in Sea Isle. They're not there now, but the house...

...will be joining them inland shortly apparently.



It is bad that I laughed at that. And sad. It's not a big, beach McMansion. It's an old little house on stilts that has been in the family for generations and that the family has fought to keep out of the clutches of developers since my grandparents' day.

Very, very generationally sad if it goes in this storm.


That's unfortunate man, the important thing is everyone is in a safer location now. Hopefully nothing bad happens to the house though. Best of luck!
 
2012-10-29 11:24:30 AM

spelletrader: CipollinaFan: scubamage: Earguy: wippit: Video posted by Associated Press - hurricane snow has started in Virginia.

Hurricane Snow???

How could they not have told us that there was ANOTHER HURRICANE????

SNURRICANE!

Hurizzard?

I've been thinking about writing a syfy original movie called SNOWICANO - where a blizzard and hurricane converge on an erupting volcano.


Add in a sharktopus or something and you can likely get a check to start filming by the end of the week
 
2012-10-29 11:24:32 AM

KrmtDfrog: [static4.businessinsider.com image 720x540]
Lower East Side, Manhattan


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..............
 
2012-10-29 11:24:37 AM

Carn: God Is My Co-Pirate: CheetahOlivetti: Carn: gja: Carn: bgddy24601: Sargun: BalugaJoe: 1,000 Billion dollars of damage predicted.

That's called a trillion, Joe.

[wrightonfilm.files.wordpress.com image 850x421] 

Made me think of this.

/I'm in one of these boxes, Joe. Come find me!

Are you boys cooking down there?

NO! what with all to shenanigans and goings-on.
I bet it has something to do with those white-haried fellas.

I might cram my ovipositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien!

Just love me!

Science! Big men with screwdrivers! Turning things! And adjusting them!

Read before unpacking... DOH!


Into the Weenie-mobile! Weenie-man away!
 
2012-10-29 11:25:42 AM

freewill: spelletrader: I've been thinking about writing a syfy original movie called SNOWICANO - where a blizzard and hurricane converge on an erupting volcano.

Needs a nuclear power plant. Also: 

[assets.amuniversal.com image 600x416]


Perfect! The drama unfolds at a nuclear power plant located at the base of a volcano (because shut up that's why), when the two weather systems converge all hell breaks loose and our spunky protagonist must buck the system to save her family.

/I'll give you a writing credit
 
2012-10-29 11:26:42 AM

spelletrader: freewill: spelletrader: I've been thinking about writing a syfy original movie called SNOWICANO - where a blizzard and hurricane converge on an erupting volcano.

Needs a nuclear power plant. Also: 

[assets.amuniversal.com image 600x416]

Perfect! The drama unfolds at a nuclear power plant located at the base of a volcano (because shut up that's why), when the two weather systems converge all hell breaks loose and our spunky protagonist must buck the system to save her family.

/I'll give you a writing credit


needs scantily-clad teenage victim girls
 
2012-10-29 11:26:54 AM

EZ Writer: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Just out for a morning paddle in front of my house... No biggie.


I have some kayaker friends that just can't wait for the rivers to overflow so they can paddle down the streets of Harpers Ferry. It's like a badge of honor for them, the Park Service hates them for it.
 
2012-10-29 11:27:05 AM
Lansdale, PA checking in yet again, just north of Philly. Rain has picked up, wind seems to be as well.

Did I hear correctly on the news that the storm is intensifying, by the way? Isn't it supposed to be the opposite of that in northern waters?
 
2012-10-29 11:27:22 AM

Hugh_Janus: Prevailing Wind: Hack Patooey: Prevailing Wind: [www.weblo.com image 403x600]

Farkettes, I think you should all take his opportunity to put on a t-shirt, go outside, and take pictures.

/eip

[slodive.com image 600x450]

I farking love gold lame.

Difficulty setting: Boobies, Rain, Lame.

Challenge Accepted!

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]


I WIN!


Fun Fact: Rain's name in Korea is pronounced Pee. The Korean word for Rain is Pee)


Pee: Korean for rain
 
2012-10-29 11:27:54 AM

chatoyance: spelletrader: freewill: spelletrader: I've been thinking about writing a syfy original movie called SNOWICANO - where a blizzard and hurricane converge on an erupting volcano.

Needs a nuclear power plant. Also: 

[assets.amuniversal.com image 600x416]

Perfect! The drama unfolds at a nuclear power plant located at the base of a volcano (because shut up that's why), when the two weather systems converge all hell breaks loose and our spunky protagonist must buck the system to save her family.

/I'll give you a writing credit

needs scantily-clad teenage victim girls


Nude. If they're 18, of course.
 
2012-10-29 11:28:52 AM

Lord Farkwad: I bet those east coasters are wishing that they were living in a Flyover-State ™ right about now.


Until tornado season. Then "flyover state" becomes all too literal.

scrapetv.com
 
2012-10-29 11:29:26 AM

Dimensio: Rich Cream: Reporting from the inland NY/NJ border. We've had our first casualty.
[img443.imageshack.us image 536x402]
Wind is steady and increasing. I'm sure there more to follow.

That picture shows a substantial amount of flooding. Were I unaware of current weather conditions, I would have believed the depicted area to be a river.



Did the docks and the boats give it away?

/I poorly captioned the escaped beach ball. The water is always there.
 
2012-10-29 11:29:28 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Carn: God Is My Co-Pirate: CheetahOlivetti: Carn: gja: Carn: bgddy24601: Sargun: BalugaJoe: 1,000 Billion dollars of damage predicted.

That's called a trillion, Joe.

[wrightonfilm.files.wordpress.com image 850x421] 

Made me think of this.

/I'm in one of these boxes, Joe. Come find me!

Are you boys cooking down there?

NO! what with all to shenanigans and goings-on.
I bet it has something to do with those white-haried fellas.

I might cram my ovipositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien!

Just love me!

Science! Big men with screwdrivers! Turning things! And adjusting them!

Read before unpacking... DOH!

Into the Weenie-mobile! Weenie-man away!


// I'm gonna curl up in his sock drawer and sleep for a week
 
2012-10-29 11:29:32 AM

spelletrader: freewill: spelletrader: I've been thinking about writing a syfy original movie called SNOWICANO - where a blizzard and hurricane converge on an erupting volcano.

Needs a nuclear power plant. Also: 

[assets.amuniversal.com image 600x416]

Perfect! The drama unfolds at a nuclear power plant located at the base of a volcano (because shut up that's why), when the two weather systems converge all hell breaks loose and our spunky protagonist must buck the system to save her family.

/I'll give you a writing credit


Toss in some fracking at the base of the nuclear power plant because Pennsylvania.
 
2012-10-29 11:29:41 AM

HoleChicken: Lansdale, PA checking in yet again, just north of Philly. Rain has picked up, wind seems to be as well.

Did I hear correctly on the news that the storm is intensifying, by the way? Isn't it supposed to be the opposite of that in northern waters?


Normally that'd be the case. The problem is it's joining up with at least one other storm, and on top of that it's a full moon so we get a massively higher than normal high tide. So, stuff is gonna be getting way worse. Local NPR reported that we may be seeing snow now - hoping it isn't true because if it is, damage potential just got cranked up to 11.

Checking in from Bethlehem, PA btw. Working from home because Septa cancelled the trains.
 
2012-10-29 11:29:46 AM

YodaBlues: EZ Writer: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Just out for a morning paddle in front of my house... No biggie.

[zipmeme.com image 550x412]


Awesome - thanks!
 
2012-10-29 11:29:47 AM

KrmtDfrog: moar ocean city. vaguely ironic etc


WTF were those people thinking, building those houses right in the path of a storm? They should move!
 
2012-10-29 11:30:09 AM

spelletrader: I've been thinking about writing a syfy original movie called SNOWICANO - where a blizzard and hurricane converge on an erupting volcano.


Hollywood will eat it up. There's no business like snowblizzness.
 
2012-10-29 11:30:14 AM

HoleChicken: Did I hear correctly on the news that the storm is intensifying, by the way? Isn't it supposed to be the opposite of that in northern waters?


Because Frankenstorm, that's why.

/ We were all warned.
 
2012-10-29 11:30:19 AM
I'm just on the Chesapeake in northern MD, so far it's just steady rain and a few gusts. When the power goes out I'm making Dark and Stormys.
 
2012-10-29 11:30:33 AM

spelletrader: freewill: spelletrader: I've been thinking about writing a syfy original movie called SNOWICANO - where a blizzard and hurricane converge on an erupting volcano.

Needs a nuclear power plant. Also: 

[assets.amuniversal.com image 600x416]

Perfect! The drama unfolds at a nuclear power plant located at the base of a volcano (because shut up that's why), when the two weather systems converge all hell breaks loose and our spunky protagonist must buck the system to save her family.

/I'll give you a writing credit


Is Spunky Hiro's cousin?
 
2012-10-29 11:30:40 AM

HoleChicken: Lansdale, PA checking in yet again, just north of Philly. Rain has picked up, wind seems to be as well.

Did I hear correctly on the news that the storm is intensifying, by the way? Isn't it supposed to be the opposite of that in northern waters?


Hence Frakenstorm. It's unnatural.
 
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