Lionel Mandrake: cman: propasaurus: cman: FFS GUYS, STOP USING HIS OWN WORDS AGAINST HIMIts farking unfairTroll harder...wait, what?I think we need to get back to the most important issue of this election: Kenyan abortions.Are you pro- or anti- ?
propasaurus: Romney has been consistently white
themindiswatching: coco ebert: An honest question for conservatives or Republicans: without referencing Obama or the Democrats, can you please explain how you reconcile voting for a man who has such a careless disregard for consistency of any kind? How do you know what he believes in or what he will do when president?None of that matters with a blah man in the White House.
coco ebert: An honest question for conservatives or Republicans: without referencing Obama or the Democrats, can you please explain how you reconcile voting for a man who has such a careless disregard for consistency of any kind? How do you know what he believes in or what he will do when president?
Launch Code: obama said he'd protect Americans but sat back and watched as 4 Americans got slaughtered then lied about the reason to protect his next day fundraising trip. obama said he'd get the unemployment rate down to 5.6% in his first term. It's now over 8% (7.8% if you cook the books).
SlappyKincaid: Genevieve Marie:I'm kind of hoping that the storm impact isn't as bad as predicted and all disaster relief efforts run according to plan, personally. That way residents of these states get the help they need quickly, and the rest of us are spared from ever having to hear that speech.Everyone wins!I completely agree. I truly hope this becomes a non-issue. The way every meteorologist is talking about this, I doubt it, but I do hope you're right!
propasaurus: cman: FFS GUYS, STOP USING HIS OWN WORDS AGAINST HIMIts farking unfairTroll harder...wait, what?
wongway: So just how will FEMA fix the OBAMA disaster?25 Million out of work16 Trillion in Debt?Can anyone imagine whats thats going to look like if Obama get back in?Can we all just Say Greece?
timujin: It's an illogical use of resources. No matter what state you're in, a certain amount of your state's funds are allocated to emergency response. And may be enough for most problems. However, to have a force capable of dealing with the extremes, those problems that only come along once every few years or decades, would require allocating money for personnel, facilities and supplies that would spend the rest of the time doing nothing. Having that "extra firepower" centralized so that it can be allocated in one state this year, another the next, spreads that cost around and allows the individual states to use their resources for other, more pressing issues.
wongway: Do Dem-o-rat gov's know how to even call for help?Dem's are just that stupid.
WorldCitizen: Gee, Romney is now saying something completely opposite of something he just recently said? I am SHOCKED!Apparently, lying isn't one of the morals Republicans are concerned about.
propasaurus: We should be 50 3033 individual countries.
AbbeySomeone: I never believed in shape shifters until I saw that man attempt to debate Obama.
Mikey1969: There is a reason that a lot of this stuff is done at the federal level.
propasaurus: I can't wait for the shills to get here with their rationalizations for this. Talking points are being distributed right about now.I'm sure it'll be something about bloated federal government stealing tax money from citizens/states and the states could do better without burdensome federal FEMA/EPA regulations, but since FEMA hasn't been abolished yet we deserve to get back all the tax money we've paid into the failed bureaucracy and Obama failed to respond in time because he's punishing red states for not voting for him.And something something Benghazi.
Genevieve Marie: gameshowhost: Can I ruin the thread?MITT ROMNEY IS A CHODEDAMN YOU GAMESHOWHOSTWe are acting like grownups here!
gameshowhost: Can I ruin the thread?MITT ROMNEY IS A CHODE
log_jammin: Genevieve Marie: I'm afraid this battle station will be quite operational should unpleasantness arrive.I'm not going to make a joke about your red alerts.
propasaurus: We should be 50 individual countries.
log_jammin: DORMAMU: Genevieve Marie: log_jammin: well that was refreshing.It was actually.Good thread so far, folks.U just jinxed itscrew you man. she did not!
katfairy: cman:I dunno about you, but I dont want some Texas hick who has no concept of the culture I was raised in having significant power to control what goes on in my neck of the woods. I dont want some racist Mississippian being able to tell me "You cant do that" for something that is acceptable for here in Maine.Down there they can't even figure out when Patriots' Day is supposed to be, let alone how to live in a state that actually has real seasons.
SlappyKincaid: I follow politics pretty closely however I am lacking in understanding about FEMA. I know what the acronym means but I can't find a true reason why they are not superfluous.
propasaurus: shower_in_my_socks: It'll be fun watching Romney attempt to criticize Obama's Federal response to a disaster after demanding that the Feds shouldn't respond at all.It is a guaranteed certainty. There is absolutely no question at all that Romney and the GOP will be screaming about Obama's cuts to FEMA and how they're hurting the disaster response.
shower_in_my_socks: Romney: "The Federal agency that I don't believe in better not screw up its response to a storm strengthened by a global warming phenomenon that I also don't believe in."
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