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		It's arrived: Mila and Ashton's first pregnancy rumor (news.com.au)		30
		More: Scary, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, rite of passage, tank tops, Demi Moore

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cman		2012-10-28 11:45:45 PM

NOW I'LL NEVER HAVE A CHANCE :(

flamingboar		2012-10-29 02:46:25 AM

Damn you Ashton!

Apos		2012-10-29 03:48:04 AM

Take it away,guys!

Surool		2012-10-29 03:49:46 AM

Oh my god! It's so cute!

IlGreven		2012-10-29 03:50:52 AM

SHE EXHALED!

thisispete		2012-10-29 03:59:56 AM

Shut up, Meg.

Flipper47465		2012-10-29 04:26:24 AM

It's mine, she told me she was on the pill.....She lied

oMaJoJ		2012-10-29 04:56:00 AM

This episode was okay, but The Acid Queen was better

syrynxx		2012-10-29 05:03:17 AM

So much for rumours that she was intelligent.

Atomic Spunk		2012-10-29 05:26:59 AM

I worship Mila so much, after they cut the umbilical cord, I would suck it like a straw. Her end, mind you, not the baby's end. I'm not sick, you know.

/stop looking at me like that

Life_is_a_carnivore		2012-10-29 06:45:00 AM

...and the most beautiful child in the world was born....

italie		2012-10-29 06:50:28 AM

Wtf is up with the Bears shirt? NYC?

StrikitRich		2012-10-29 07:30:23 AM

"You're gonna have a Wut?"

MayoSlather		2012-10-29 07:31:49 AM

That's so weird Jackie and Kelso are a real world couple now.

crab66		2012-10-29 07:53:58 AM

Atomic Spunk: I worship Mila so much, after they cut the umbilical cord, I would suck it like a straw. Her end, mind you, not the baby's end. I'm not sick, you know.

/stop looking at me like that

Gross.

ThatBillmanGuy		2012-10-29 08:37:46 AM

So next time I'm at the store, all those tabloid covers are gonna have to say that Demi killed herself, since they've pretty much milked this thing with their made-up crap as far as it could go already.

Pertifly		2012-10-29 09:51:26 AM

.

Seriously, though, what the hell is it with Ashton? He nauseates me.

kab		2012-10-29 10:19:18 AM

Let me check for a number higher than zero in the farks given category. I'll be right back.

twiztedjustin		2012-10-29 10:32:38 AM

Wait

They're actually together now instead of in the creepy 15 year old actress kissing a 31 year old actor on a tv show kind of way?

GOD
DAMN
IT

Haplo127x		2012-10-29 10:43:18 AM

This is going to kill Demi. Ashton is an inconsiderate douchebag.

/rule #1 of dating younger guys is make sure they don't want to breed kids
//rule #2 is make sure they don't want to breed with kids

Keyser_Soze_Death		2012-10-29 10:57:27 AM

Life_is_a_carnivore: ...and the ~~most beautiful~~ dumbest child in the world was born....

FTFY

solokumba		2012-10-29 10:58:49 AM

Does this mean Bruce Willis will be a grandfather?

mephox		2012-10-29 11:33:30 AM

Oh... Kunis. Thought you meant Jovovich.

/hotter

GaidinCanuck		2012-10-29 12:02:12 PM

Uh, I didn't even know Ashton and Demi were no longer an item.

The joys of only getting my entertainment news from Fark.

I Love Rooster		2012-10-29 12:42:11 PM

Hasn't Fark peaked on her yet? I would of hoped that dating Ashton would of done it.

/sharp knees

monoski		2012-10-29 12:50:42 PM

GaidinCanuck: Uh, I didn't even know Ashton and Demi were no longer an item.

The joys of only getting my entertainment news from Fark.

You missed the thread about Ashton's mistress and her pics of his load on her chest in Ashton and Demi's house?

cryinoutloud		2012-10-29 12:54:54 PM

MayoSlather: That's so weird Jackie and Kelso are a real world couple now.

I know, I'm still watching That 70's Show in syndication, and it's weird to see it now and know that he had the hots for her all those years ago. Especially since she was underage.

/she's not pregnant.

SirTanon		2012-10-29 01:48:23 PM

I'm waiting for this to keep going.. She'll keep getting slightly bigger every week.. He'll get a bigger and bigger shiat-eating grin as time goes on.

Then one day.. When they're both on TV and ashton is bragging and beaming to everyone about it...

She'll pull the foam rubber prosthetic belly out from under her shirt and yell "Punked, biatch!" at him and walk off.

/one can always hope