Atomic Spunk: I worship Mila so much, after they cut the umbilical cord, I would suck it like a straw. Her end, mind you, not the baby's end. I'm not sick, you know./stop looking at me like that
Life_is_a_carnivore: ...and the most beautiful dumbest child in the world was born....
GaidinCanuck: Uh, I didn't even know Ashton and Demi were no longer an item.The joys of only getting my entertainment news from Fark.
MayoSlather: That's so weird Jackie and Kelso are a real world couple now.
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