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(News.com.au)   It's arrived: Mila and Ashton's first pregnancy rumor   (news.com.au) divider line 30
    More: Scary, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, rite of passage, tank tops, Demi Moore  
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3830 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 29 Oct 2012 at 3:29 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-28 11:45:45 PM  
NOW I'LL NEVER HAVE A CHANCE :(
 
2012-10-29 02:46:25 AM  
Damn you Ashton!
 
2012-10-29 03:48:04 AM  
 
2012-10-29 03:49:46 AM  
Oh my god! It's so cute!
 
2012-10-29 03:50:52 AM  
SHE EXHALED!
 
2012-10-29 03:59:56 AM  
Shut up, Meg.
 
2012-10-29 04:26:24 AM  
It's mine, she told me she was on the pill.....She lied
 
2012-10-29 04:56:00 AM  
This episode was okay, but The Acid Queen was better
 
2012-10-29 05:03:17 AM  
So much for rumours that she was intelligent.
 
2012-10-29 05:26:59 AM  
I worship Mila so much, after they cut the umbilical cord, I would suck it like a straw. Her end, mind you, not the baby's end. I'm not sick, you know.

/stop looking at me like that
 
2012-10-29 06:45:00 AM  
...and the most beautiful child in the world was born....
 
2012-10-29 06:50:28 AM  
Wtf is up with the Bears shirt? NYC?
 
2012-10-29 07:30:23 AM  
www.dvdactive.com

"You're gonna have a Wut?"
 
2012-10-29 07:31:49 AM  
That's so weird Jackie and Kelso are a real world couple now.
 
2012-10-29 07:53:58 AM  

Atomic Spunk: I worship Mila so much, after they cut the umbilical cord, I would suck it like a straw. Her end, mind you, not the baby's end. I'm not sick, you know.

/stop looking at me like that


Gross.
 
2012-10-29 08:37:46 AM  
So next time I'm at the store, all those tabloid covers are gonna have to say that Demi killed herself, since they've pretty much milked this thing with their made-up crap as far as it could go already.
 
2012-10-29 09:51:26 AM  
.

Seriously, though, what the hell is it with Ashton? He nauseates me.
 
kab
2012-10-29 10:19:18 AM  
Let me check for a number higher than zero in the farks given category. I'll be right back.
 
2012-10-29 10:32:38 AM  
Wait

They're actually together now instead of in the creepy 15 year old actress kissing a 31 year old actor on a tv show kind of way?


GOD
DAMN
IT
 
2012-10-29 10:43:18 AM  
This is going to kill Demi. Ashton is an inconsiderate douchebag.

/rule #1 of dating younger guys is make sure they don't want to breed kids
//rule #2 is make sure they don't want to breed with kids
 
2012-10-29 10:57:27 AM  

Life_is_a_carnivore: ...and the most beautiful dumbest child in the world was born....


FTFY
 
2012-10-29 10:58:49 AM  
Does this mean Bruce Willis will be a grandfather?
 
2012-10-29 11:33:30 AM  
Oh... Kunis. Thought you meant Jovovich.

/hotter
 
2012-10-29 12:02:12 PM  
Uh, I didn't even know Ashton and Demi were no longer an item.

The joys of only getting my entertainment news from Fark.
 
2012-10-29 12:42:11 PM  
Hasn't Fark peaked on her yet? I would of hoped that dating Ashton would of done it.

/sharp knees
 
2012-10-29 12:50:42 PM  

GaidinCanuck: Uh, I didn't even know Ashton and Demi were no longer an item.

The joys of only getting my entertainment news from Fark.


You missed the thread about Ashton's mistress and her pics of his load on her chest in Ashton and Demi's house?
 
2012-10-29 12:54:54 PM  

MayoSlather: That's so weird Jackie and Kelso are a real world couple now.


I know, I'm still watching That 70's Show in syndication, and it's weird to see it now and know that he had the hots for her all those years ago. Especially since she was underage.

/she's not pregnant.
 
2012-10-29 01:48:23 PM  
I'm waiting for this to keep going.. She'll keep getting slightly bigger every week.. He'll get a bigger and bigger shiat-eating grin as time goes on.

Then one day.. When they're both on TV and ashton is bragging and beaming to everyone about it...


She'll pull the foam rubber prosthetic belly out from under her shirt and yell "Punked, biatch!" at him and walk off.


/one can always hope
 
2012-10-29 03:43:28 PM  
Was Topher Grace the first person she told?

/classic episode
 
2012-10-29 03:57:59 PM  

MayoSlather: That's so weird Jackie and Kelso are a real world couple now.


Next thing you know, Danny Masterson will steal her from him.
 
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