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2012-10-29 12:41:56 AM
The lawsuit has no grounds. It's not like the playground people put it there or encourage hobos to fark hookers on the slide. This shiat happens. The only one who's liable is the guy who threw it away.

/Yes, condoms should be the guy's problem. Your 7 petabytes, your problem.
 
2012-10-29 02:50:18 AM
Whoever throws their used condoms on the ground is a real dick.
 
2012-10-29 02:50:35 AM
A condom on a playground tested positive for an STD? What are the odds?
 
2012-10-29 02:51:32 AM
Two six year boys are talking, one says to the other,"I found a condom out on the veranda." The other asks,"What's a veranda?"


/my favorite Pat Sajak joke 
 
2012-10-29 02:55:18 AM
This facility has been cited for 49 different infractions since last year and is still allowed to operate? WTF?!
 
2012-10-29 02:56:51 AM
So if she wins her lawsuit "so that it will never happen to another child", is she going to personally hire a cleaning crew or is she going to move to a deluxe apartment in the sky yaii yaaaaiiiiiii!!!!?

/watch your kid dumbass. I've been around and involved with lots of mothers with kids and used condoms are never a factor. When we're in the wild, one of us has an eye out to make sure they aren't picking up ANYTHING and putting it in their mouths. (Rocks don't have herpes, but look out!) It's called responsibility/common sense.
 
2012-10-29 03:00:32 AM

doglover: The lawsuit has no grounds. It's not like the playground people put it there or encourage hobos to fark hookers on the slide. This shiat happens. The only one who's liable is the guy who threw it away.


The duty owned by landowners to business invitees is to inspect the grounds for hazards, whether man made or artificial, and to make the premises safe when such hazards are discovered. Given that the condom was not found by the landowner prior to allowing business invitees (the children) to discover them, that would appear to be a breach of the duty to inspect the property for hazardous conditions.

The day care will argue that it met its duty by conducting regular inspections, but the defendant will only have their word that they actually conduct regular inspections, and the plaintiff will have a used condom and eyewitnesses that testify as to where it was found (almost said "came" heheh).

So yeah, I wouldn't throw out the lawsuit just yet.

On an unrelated note, if you were farking in that playground and left a condom behind, either you or the person you were farking has gonorrhea. You should probably get checked out.  Oh, and stop throwing your used rubbers on the ground in a farking playground where kids play you douche-bag.
 
2012-10-29 03:01:35 AM
This will end up where there is one less playground. Kids are like little problems waiting to happen. Glad I don't have one.
No way I can understand you parents and what factors into your decision making when kids are involved.
 
2012-10-29 03:01:57 AM

Apos: This facility has been cited for 49 different infractions since last year and is still allowed to operate? WTF?!


Reading comprehension not your strong point eh?

\Five times in 2 years...
 
2012-10-29 03:02:40 AM
mmmmm gonorrhea
 
2012-10-29 03:02:41 AM

doglover: The lawsuit has no grounds. It's not like the playground people put it there or encourage hobos to fark hookers on the slide. This shiat happens. The only one who's liable is the guy who threw it away.

/Yes, condoms should be the guy's problem. Your 7 petabytes, your problem.


Farking premises liability, how does it work?
i2.kym-cdn.com 
 
2012-10-29 03:06:11 AM
"We certainly recognize the concern parents would have about an incident like this. We inspect childcare facilities at least three times a year," said John Harrell with the Department of Children and Families."

Well it wasn't there 4 months ago, or at least we didn't see it then.
 
2012-10-29 03:09:08 AM
I'd like to sue the mother for naming her kid Tiesha.


Probably pronounced Tay-es-Ha.
 
2012-10-29 03:13:02 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-29 03:23:52 AM
"Head Start program"

so I guess we know who's gonna be paying the suit eventually.
 
2012-10-29 03:25:38 AM
A man and his wife were having sex, and when they finished he threw the condom out the window. The wife instantly yelled at him saying that a kid could find it. The man went out looking for it but couldn't find it. Then, he saw a kid. He asked the kid if he might have found anything that belonged to him. The kid replied that he only found a twinkie. The man offered $5 for the twinkie. When the kid returned home, his mom asked him where he got the money. He said, "I sold a twinkie to a man, but the joke's on him, I had already sucked out the cream filling!"

/old joke
 
2012-10-29 03:25:53 AM

doglover: The lawsuit has no grounds. It's not like the playground people put it there or encourage hobos to fark hookers on the slide. This shiat happens. The only one who's liable is the guy who threw it away.

/Yes, condoms should be the guy's problem. Your 7 petabytes, your problem.


computer scientists have the best pickup lines.
 
2012-10-29 03:31:48 AM
White people problems.
 
2012-10-29 03:38:05 AM
That mother should be grateful. Her daughter is already being trained for her future career.
 
2012-10-29 03:41:08 AM
Helicopter parent paranoia.
 
2012-10-29 03:44:38 AM
When I was in fourth grade, I went to a very sketchy birthday party. I didn't really know the kid well, and after being dropped off at the party, it was evident he had no parents home, there was no cake, no party, nothing.

Lacking anything to do, the kid decided to have us walk with him to an abandoned house. I was a very quiet, shy person, terrified of there being no adults around, and I just followed them.

On the way back to his house, there was something on the ground that I thought was a cookie. Now, given that I'm 30, my memory of what it looked like is vague, but even with that vague memory, I don't know why I though it was a cookie. Also given that I had extreme OCD, I have no idea why I picked it up, but I did.

Thinking back on it, it was very shiny and looked like a liver, but it was wrapped in very tight, shiny plastic. I picked it up, and it was like a weird, gelatinous consistency.

I remember the other kids started laughing and pointing at me, and I said, I thought it was a cookie. And they found that hilarious.

What I have always wondered was: did they know what it was?

I still have no idea.

The reason I thought about it is that when I've thought back on it from time to time, the way that it was so shiny and covered in something like a smooth, slippery latex, I've wondered whether it was a condom.

But if it was, what was inside?

Usch.

Oh, anyhow, in case you're wondering about the rest of the party, eventually the dad came home. He was a real jerk and started yelling at the kid when someone mentioned we had gone to the abandoned house. He yelled something like, "I told you never to go there again!" (as if there was some haunted mythology about that house). It was the first time I had seen abusive yelling. The whole house was a mess. His older sister showed up and went next door to the Dari-Mart (like a 7-11) to get ice cream for the party. It was very, very different from any birthday party I had ever been to before.

It was weird.

But I can't keep thinking about what that "cookie" was that I picked up! Could it have been poop? In some sort of latex baggie? Some sort of menses product?

Again, usch.
 
2012-10-29 04:28:07 AM

farkingismybusiness: [i49.tinypic.com image 300x188]


Source please???

I don't recognize that guy, but feel that I should.
 
2012-10-29 05:31:38 AM
The Aristocrats!!
 
2012-10-29 05:49:54 AM
"Mom, this gum tastes like shiat!"
 
2012-10-29 05:51:32 AM

E5bie: farkingismybusiness: [i49.tinypic.com image 300x188]

Source please???

I don't recognize that guy, but feel that I should.


Was Dan Akroyd in Coneheads? Cause that's my guess. I'm too lazy to look it up.
 
2012-10-29 05:53:18 AM

GungFu: I'd like to sue the mother for naming her kid Tiesha.


Probably pronounced Tay-es-Ha.


And I'd like to sue you for not understanding how syllables and pronunciation-based spelling work.

Ty-ee-shuh.
 
2012-10-29 05:53:25 AM

E5bie: farkingismybusiness: [i49.tinypic.com image 300x188]

Source please???

I don't recognize that guy, but feel that I should.


You must now narfle the Garthok.
 
2012-10-29 05:54:00 AM
Getting used to the taste if condoms is a good start to giving head.
 
2012-10-29 06:06:30 AM

farkingismybusiness:

You must now narfle the Garthok.


Oh lawdy... must re-watch!

/bad memory, easily entertained (over and over again)
 
2012-10-29 06:25:02 AM
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew...

Whoever left that there deserves to have his dick fall off.

/but hopefully not anywhere a kid could then come into contact with it
 
2012-10-29 06:25:41 AM

rev. dave: This will end up where there is one less playground. Kids are like little problems waiting to happen. Glad I don't have one.
No way I can understand you parents and what factors into your decision making when kids are involved.


Amen to all that.
 
2012-10-29 06:26:36 AM
After reading article - CANNOT............STOP.............LAUGHING!
 
2012-10-29 06:42:15 AM

Gunny Walker: Getting used to the taste if condoms is a good start to giving head.


www.8th-circuit.com
 
2012-10-29 07:27:14 AM
Couldn't find any deeper pockets than the Urban League to sue?
 
zez
2012-10-29 08:13:54 AM
The little girl did what many 3-year-olds would do when they find something on the ground: she put it in her mouth.

Don't most kids stop doing that after age 2? Maybe mine did because I didn't send them off to day care to be raised by strangers rather than a parent.
 
2012-10-29 08:21:15 AM
so make condmos illegal
 
2012-10-29 08:29:24 AM
They had to take the landscaping out at my elementary school cuz there were always condoms and syringes and stuff in there.

/yes it was in the ghetto
 
2012-10-29 08:44:17 AM
Why did the condom fly across the playground?

It was pissed off.
 
2012-10-29 09:00:01 AM

zez: The little girl did what many 3-year-olds would do when they find something on the ground: she put it in her mouth.

Don't most kids stop doing that after age 2? Maybe mine did because I didn't send them off to day care to be raised by strangers rather than a parent.


yeah, 3 is a little old to be putting every random thing in one's mouth.

/absolutely no sarcasm, snark or joke intended
//feel free to create some
 
2012-10-29 09:29:15 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: White people problems.


You obviously didn't read the article, Tiesha.
 
2012-10-29 11:05:18 AM
EEEW!


...I admit, I've had sex in cars, but I kept the used condom with me (knotting it so the contents don't spill) and then disposed of it properly as soon as possible.

I am a socially responsible slut.
 
2012-10-29 11:13:28 AM
Any kid who spent time on the bay side of the Cape in the 70's used plastic tampon applicators as sand toys. I'm sure more than one kid put them in his mouth.
 
2012-10-29 11:27:20 AM
Nobody bothered to check the playground before sending the kids off to play?
 
2012-10-29 11:28:35 AM
I remember when Greg B found one on the side of the street and he thought it was a balloon. Must have blown it up 10 times before he got home with it and his dad freaked out. I think we were ~9.
 
2012-10-29 12:08:18 PM

Emposter: doglover: The lawsuit has no grounds. It's not like the playground people put it there or encourage hobos to fark hookers on the slide. This shiat happens. The only one who's liable is the guy who threw it away.

/Yes, condoms should be the guy's problem. Your 7 petabytes, your problem.

Farking premises liability, how does it work?
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 640x359]


not like that.

Unless you want an eight foot fence topped with razor wire around every children's play area. And to pay for the guy to lock it every night.

Dumb lawsuit.
 
2012-10-29 12:11:21 PM

swingerofbirches: When I was in fourth grade, I went to a very sketchy birthday party. I didn't really know the kid well, and after being dropped off at the party, it was evident he had no parents home, there was no cake, no party, nothing.

Lacking anything to do, the kid decided to have us walk with him to an abandoned house. I was a very quiet, shy person, terrified of there being no adults around, and I just followed them.

On the way back to his house, there was something on the ground that I thought was a cookie. Now, given that I'm 30, my memory of what it looked like is vague, but even with that vague memory, I don't know why I though it was a cookie. Also given that I had extreme OCD, I have no idea why I picked it up, but I did.

Thinking back on it, it was very shiny and looked like a liver, but it was wrapped in very tight, shiny plastic. I picked it up, and it was like a weird, gelatinous consistency.

I remember the other kids started laughing and pointing at me, and I said, I thought it was a cookie. And they found that hilarious.

What I have always wondered was: did they know what it was?

I still have no idea.

The reason I thought about it is that when I've thought back on it from time to time, the way that it was so shiny and covered in something like a smooth, slippery latex, I've wondered whether it was a condom.

But if it was, what was inside?

Usch.

Oh, anyhow, in case you're wondering about the rest of the party, eventually the dad came home. He was a real jerk and started yelling at the kid when someone mentioned we had gone to the abandoned house. He yelled something like, "I told you never to go there again!" (as if there was some haunted mythology about that house). It was the first time I had seen abusive yelling. The whole house was a mess. His older sister showed up and went next door to the Dari-Mart (like a 7-11) to get ice cream for the party. It was very, very different from any birthday party I had ever been to before.

It was weird.

But I can't keep thinking about what that "cookie" was that I picked up! Could it have been poop? In some sort of latex baggie? Some sort of menses product?

Again, usch.


Can't you look up one of those fourth graders on Facebook or something and ask? You will never rest until you know. I'm curious too. Will check back later.
 
2012-10-29 12:31:13 PM
fta: "You have to ask yourself if you're finding a condom deep in the middle of the playground, apparently sex was going on, on the playground. What else is going on there? Drug use? Might we find hypodermic needles?"

Sex! Drugs! Are they also listening to that Rock 'n Roll? *shakes fist*

Don't forget birds and animals pooping and crapping everywhere hyper mom. What happened is pretty gross but the world can't be scanned for every hazard to children and is a pretty pointless endeavor to even try.
 
2012-10-29 12:36:13 PM

IXI Jim IXI: A man and his wife were having sex, and when they finished he threw the condom out the window. The wife instantly yelled at him saying that a kid could find it. The man went out looking for it but couldn't find it. Then, he saw a kid. He asked the kid if he might have found anything that belonged to him. The kid replied that he only found a twinkie. The man offered $5 for the twinkie. When the kid returned home, his mom asked him where he got the money. He said, "I sold a twinkie to a man, but the joke's on him, I had already sucked out the cream filling!"

/old joke


Sense. Does not make.

/was the kid "special"
 
2012-10-29 12:56:53 PM
Father of a three year old here to say no, not every kid puts random shiat in their mouths on the playground. Here's an idea, if you go to a playground, play with your kid! If you are playing with them you would notice that they are sucking on a spoogy dicksleve. Don't farking text your buddy, be a god damned parent while parenting.
 
2012-10-29 03:44:13 PM
We used to find used condoms all the time at my elementary school. But this was back in the 80's when no one was thinking of the children
 
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