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(Baton Rouge Advocate)   That five-acre Louisiana sinkhole that no one is paying attention to? Yeah, it's leaking gas and could ignite. If you had the portal to hell being Bayou Corne, Louisiana, then step on up to collect your prize   ( divider line
    More: Scary, gas exploration  
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14469 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Oct 2012 at 4:34 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-28 10:06:45 PM  
3 votes:

doglover: Tellingthem: doglover: A compound bow. Some oily rags. A couple of wooden arrows. Elevation. A camcorder. Best youtube video EVER!

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Except he's launching that TNT without cover. reality Bo would have shot the arrow as he was leaning out of the window of the General Lee while they were being chased by Rosco P Coltrane. And just as he got back in the car Luke would hit a massive ramp and they would launch 50 feet into the air over the sinkhole. Rosco meanwhile would chicken out at the last minute and swerve to miss the ramp and end up flipping his patrol car into a small creek nearby All the while the dynamite Bo shot would have reached the natural gas leak and exploded and created a massive fireball right in the path of the General Lee which quickly engulf them in midair. And then there would be a freeze frame image of the fireball and Waylon would come on with a one-liner and they would cut to commercial.
2012-10-28 09:25:16 PM  
2 votes:

doglover: A compound bow. Some oily rags. A couple of wooden arrows. Elevation. A camcorder. Best youtube video EVER!
2012-10-28 09:18:05 PM  
2 votes:

Anyone seen this guy hanging around?

2012-10-29 11:32:24 AM  
1 vote:
How can you tell what's a sinkhole and what's not in Louisiana?
2012-10-29 09:46:49 AM  
1 vote:
Well it was only a matter of time before Old Scratch came round to collect. When you start making deals you can only delay collection so long. He kept his deal to give us beautiful women, great food, a Superbowl win, and a NCAA national championship.
2012-10-29 08:32:28 AM  
1 vote:

Benevolent Misanthrope: RedPhoenix122: Benevolent Misanthrope: I had "The South" on my list, does that count? What do I win?

I was close, I thought Mississippi.

I knew it would be Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama or Florida (my actual odds-on favorite). Even the imps of hell don't want a gateway to Georgia.

/Hey. From Georgia. I gotta right.
//Great place to be from.

I'm from Alabama. Holy crap, fark that place.
2012-10-29 06:16:58 AM  
1 vote:
There's already a door to hell, but it's in Turkmenistan

Don't look now but there's also apparently one in Cleveland.
2012-10-29 04:45:43 AM  
1 vote:
So, essentially the problem is that gas is escaping from the Corne Hole....... And it is not funny?
2012-10-28 07:07:39 PM  
1 vote:
I always thought it would be Abbeville.
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