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(Baton Rouge Advocate)   That five-acre Louisiana sinkhole that no one is paying attention to? Yeah, it's leaking gas and could ignite. If you had the portal to hell being Bayou Corne, Louisiana, then step on up to collect your prize   (theadvocate.com) divider line 56
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2012-10-28 07:07:39 PM  
I always thought it would be Abbeville.
 
2012-10-28 07:44:04 PM  
I had "The South" on my list, does that count? What do I win?
 
2012-10-28 08:21:10 PM  
Well, I've been told that NOL is a hellhole and given what I know about their politics - I was pretty sure the Satan was involved...
 
2012-10-28 08:44:43 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I had "The South" on my list, does that count? What do I win?


I was close, I thought Mississippi.
 
2012-10-28 08:58:57 PM  
Damn, somebody put the gris gris on Louisiana. They just can't catch a break.
 
2012-10-28 08:59:18 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Benevolent Misanthrope: I had "The South" on my list, does that count? What do I win?

I was close, I thought Mississippi.


I knew it would be Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama or Florida (my actual odds-on favorite). Even the imps of hell don't want a gateway to Georgia.

/Hey. From Georgia. I gotta right.
//Great place to be from.
 
2012-10-28 09:00:04 PM  
See? And all this time I thought it would be a LOT closer to DeRidder...
 
2012-10-28 09:18:05 PM  
i.ytimg.com

Anyone seen this guy hanging around?
 
2012-10-28 09:20:07 PM  
A compound bow. Some oily rags. A couple of wooden arrows. Elevation. A camcorder. Best youtube video EVER!
 
2012-10-28 09:25:16 PM  

doglover: A compound bow. Some oily rags. A couple of wooden arrows. Elevation. A camcorder. Best youtube video EVER!


images31.fotki.com
 
2012-10-28 09:25:57 PM  
I had Knoxville.
 
2012-10-28 09:45:24 PM  

Tellingthem: doglover: A compound bow. Some oily rags. A couple of wooden arrows. Elevation. A camcorder. Best youtube video EVER!

[images31.fotki.com image 500x375]


Except he's launching that TNT without cover.
 
2012-10-28 09:47:05 PM  
This doesn't even hold a candle to Detroit.
 
2012-10-28 10:00:25 PM  

Krymson Tyde: I had Knoxville.


Oh come on, there isn't even anything worth hating in this town.
 
2012-10-28 10:06:45 PM  

doglover: Tellingthem: doglover: A compound bow. Some oily rags. A couple of wooden arrows. Elevation. A camcorder. Best youtube video EVER!

[images31.fotki.com image 500x375]

Except he's launching that TNT without cover.


True...in reality Bo would have shot the arrow as he was leaning out of the window of the General Lee while they were being chased by Rosco P Coltrane. And just as he got back in the car Luke would hit a massive ramp and they would launch 50 feet into the air over the sinkhole. Rosco meanwhile would chicken out at the last minute and swerve to miss the ramp and end up flipping his patrol car into a small creek nearby All the while the dynamite Bo shot would have reached the natural gas leak and exploded and created a massive fireball right in the path of the General Lee which quickly engulf them in midair. And then there would be a freeze frame image of the fireball and Waylon would come on with a one-liner and they would cut to commercial.
 
2012-10-28 10:55:20 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I had "The South" on my list, does that count? What do I win?


I came here to make this exact joke...
 
2012-10-28 10:58:58 PM  
Nobody pays attention to anything that goes on in Louisiana. Two weeks ago they had an explosion in a bunker at a military base that was felt in three states. It sent a 7000 foot mushroom cloud in the air and derailed a train.

Link
Link

No national press coverage of any kind that I've seen and the military refuses to explain what exactly it was that exploded.
 
2012-10-28 11:11:39 PM  

Triumph: Nobody pays attention to anything that goes on in Louisiana.


There's a fairly obvious reason for that.
 
2012-10-29 12:51:34 AM  

Triumph: Nobody pays attention to anything that goes on in Louisiana. Two weeks ago they had an explosion in a bunker at a military base that was felt in three states. It sent a 7000 foot mushroom cloud in the air and derailed a train.

Link
Link

No national press coverage of any kind that I've seen and the military refuses to explain what exactly it was that exploded.


0bama has been covering up a lot lately.
 
2012-10-29 02:55:41 AM  

doglover: A compound bow. Some oily rags. A couple of wooden arrows. Elevation. A camcorder. Best youtube video EVER!


It's worked so well for Turkmenistan

Link
 
2012-10-29 04:45:43 AM  
So, essentially the problem is that gas is escaping from the Corne Hole....... And it is not funny?
 
2012-10-29 04:52:28 AM  

basemetal: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Anyone seen this guy hanging around?


Poor trashcan man.
 
2012-10-29 05:33:49 AM  
A gassy sinkhole?
 
2012-10-29 05:40:09 AM  

Rufus Lee King: [www.chadsden.com image 640x480]


I can Dig It!
 
2012-10-29 05:54:46 AM  
I had terra haute indiana, but that was mostly wishful thinking.
 
2012-10-29 06:08:54 AM  
There's already a door to hell, but it's in Turkmenistan

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-29 06:11:15 AM  
set it on fire and make it a tourist attraction, just like Turkmenistan did

zazenlife.com
webecoist.com
 
2012-10-29 06:16:58 AM  
Baryogenesis:
There's already a door to hell, but it's in Turkmenistan

Don't look now but there's also apparently one in Cleveland.
 
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2012-10-29 06:48:27 AM  
entrance to hell in louisiana does not surprise me.
 
2012-10-29 06:50:45 AM  
Not the first time or the last this has happened in a southern oil field. The presence of large amounts of natural gas seeping to the surface in and around oil fields has been causing periodic explosions since the 1920's. Something, be it static, a spark, a carelessly discarded cigarette, or even a lightening strike will eventually set it off, and the result will be a huge "blue hole" that will fill up with brine water. They are lucky in that it's a fairly rural area and fewer people will be killed than in previous examples. Just remember those of you up north, your fields are typically prevented from having this seepage as your sands are underneath a nice thick layer of shale, preventing the seepage that occurs in the more permeable, loose soil structures down south....oops, but you all don't want the EPA preventing fracking, which intentionally SHATTERS those shale barriers? Too bad, because that is what causes this sort of issue and will be causing the blow out holes in those areas eventually.
 
2012-10-29 07:09:04 AM  
They should light it, for safety reasons. And for awesomeness reasons. Explosive gas build-up is dangerous as fark, a contained fire is less so.
 
2012-10-29 07:15:39 AM  
I had NYC so today and tomorrow I win. After that....
 
2012-10-29 07:55:48 AM  
We all know the portal to hell is in Sunnydale

www.angelfire.lycos.com

/There's another one in Cleveland
 
2012-10-29 07:55:53 AM  

Triumph: Nobody pays attention to anything that goes on in Louisiana. Two weeks ago they had an explosion in a bunker at a military base that was felt in three states. It sent a 7000 foot mushroom cloud in the air and derailed a train.

Link
Link

No national press coverage of any kind that I've seen and the military refuses to explain what exactly it was that exploded.


Whatever you do, don't call the phone number on the side of the drums...
 
2012-10-29 07:56:50 AM  

Creoena: We all know the portal to hell is in Sunnydale

[www.angelfire.lycos.com image 127x73]

/There's another one in Cleveland


Which apparently sucks in angelfire links

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-29 07:56:58 AM  

coffee smells good: I had NYC so today and tomorrow I win. After that....


Here's hoping that Sandy rapes the everloving shiat out of NYC and leaves it a smoldering ruin.
 
2012-10-29 07:58:09 AM  

Creoena: Creoena: We all know the portal to hell is in Sunnydale

[www.angelfire.lycos.com image 127x73]

/There's another one in Cleveland

Which apparently sucks in angelfire links

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 651x591]


Careful where you go with that guitar pick, you might get this guy:

www.zap2it.com

/though I hear he's hanging out in Hoboken this time of year
 
2012-10-29 07:59:48 AM  

LavenderWolf: Explosive gas build-up is dangerous as fark


This is usually why I avoid eating too much broccoli.
 
2012-10-29 08:18:57 AM  
Can someone tell me why a construction company that builds roads and bridges is doing the well design on a potentially explosive gas well?
 
2012-10-29 08:28:30 AM  

PunGent: Triumph: Nobody pays attention to anything that goes on in Louisiana. Two weeks ago they had an explosion in a bunker at a military base that was felt in three states. It sent a 7000 foot mushroom cloud in the air and derailed a train.

Link
Link

No national press coverage of any kind that I've seen and the military refuses to explain what exactly it was that exploded.

Whatever you do, don't call the phone number on the side of the drums...


Did you notice that the people commenting on your links have already decided LA was attacked by the Russians, but not a single soul has wondered why a private company owns a bunker on a military base?
 
2012-10-29 08:32:28 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: RedPhoenix122: Benevolent Misanthrope: I had "The South" on my list, does that count? What do I win?

I was close, I thought Mississippi.

I knew it would be Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama or Florida (my actual odds-on favorite). Even the imps of hell don't want a gateway to Georgia.

/Hey. From Georgia. I gotta right.
//Great place to be from.


I'm from Alabama. Holy crap, fark that place.
 
2012-10-29 08:33:02 AM  

PunGent: Triumph: Nobody pays attention to anything that goes on in Louisiana. Two weeks ago they had an explosion in a bunker at a military base that was felt in three states. It sent a 7000 foot mushroom cloud in the air and derailed a train.

Link
Link

No national press coverage of any kind that I've seen and the military refuses to explain what exactly it was that exploded.

Whatever you do, don't call the phone number on the side of the drums...


Last seen in the area:

www.nefariousfilms.com
 
2012-10-29 08:34:31 AM  
A Corne hole?
 
2012-10-29 09:01:28 AM  
www.pakalertpress.com
 
2012-10-29 09:45:10 AM  

Medic Zero: Rufus Lee King: [www.chadsden.com image 640x480]

I can Dig It!


Be careful you don't Choke. It might get Blood on the Walls.

/hoping that I interpreted your comment the same way, or my comment will seem really really strange.
 
2012-10-29 09:46:49 AM  
Well it was only a matter of time before Old Scratch came round to collect. When you start making deals you can only delay collection so long. He kept his deal to give us beautiful women, great food, a Superbowl win, and a NCAA national championship.
 
2012-10-29 10:06:14 AM  
(looks at ticket)

Damn, I had El Paso....

(balls up ticket and tosses it in trash)
 
2012-10-29 11:28:04 AM  
Giant hole in the ground leaking gas? It's the anus of the world!
 
2012-10-29 11:32:24 AM  
How can you tell what's a sinkhole and what's not in Louisiana?
 
2012-10-29 11:33:13 AM  
Man, what a gas hole.
 
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