Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   How to gauge the true age of a Hollywood A-list celebrity? Look at her hands   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Michelle Pfeiffer, human beings, pink, Maria Menounos, Stella McCartney, Michael Chiklis, Jeri Ryan, Oscar for Best Actress  
•       •       •

18848 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 29 Oct 2012 at 12:12 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-10-29 09:54:43 AM  
3 votes:
Hands thread!!!!
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-29 07:04:58 AM  
3 votes:
In other news, Jeri Ryan is incredibly hot and very sweet if you ever get to meet her. .

Also, it turns out, very resistant to chloroform.
2012-10-29 12:21:08 AM  
3 votes:

whistleridge: Truth.

Makeup and artistry can do wonders for a face. But hands get used all night, so there's not much you can do to make them look better. This is why ladies used to wear the elbow-length gloves back in the day...


I thought it was all the fisting they did.
2012-10-29 05:22:45 PM  
2 votes:
Hands you say?
How old does that make Denzel?

handfacts.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-29 08:16:01 AM  
2 votes:

towatchoverme: In other news, Jeri Ryan is incredibly hot and very sweet if you ever get to meet her. .

Also, it turns out, very resistant to chloroform.


You should have told her resistance is futile.
2012-10-29 02:06:34 AM  
2 votes:

neeky_neeky_foxth: who cares what her hands look like , really ?
she's gorgeous , thin and blonde . the perfect woman ....


Have you ever had Skeletor grab your penis?
2012-10-29 01:00:40 AM  
2 votes:

Jeebus, Olivia Munn is a pretty woman but here she looks like a nervous mail order bride. I hope she kept the receipt for that dress.


i.dailymail.co.uk

2012-10-29 12:48:14 AM  
2 votes:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net 

You really need to protect your hands at all times.
2012-10-29 12:32:08 AM  
2 votes:
How about just their thumbs?

www.calvinshub.com
2012-10-29 12:24:28 AM  
2 votes:
Chainsaw them in half and count the rings.
2012-10-28 08:39:48 PM  
2 votes:
Michelle Pfeiffer looks younger than 54?

Not according to a show of hands
2012-10-29 06:57:15 AM  
1 vote:
Looks half her age at 54?.. Is the person who wrote that using Lindsay Lohan at a reference?
2012-10-29 03:12:04 AM  
1 vote:

i upped my meds-up yours: "Shimmering" is what thin 'n crispy aging celebs do for fame-junkie gay guys who want to squee insincerely in person and/or be cuttingly nasty over the intertubes.


Thank God you're above that.
2012-10-29 02:38:19 AM  
1 vote:

Harry_Seldon: neeky_neeky_foxth: who cares what her hands look like , really ?
she's gorgeous , thin and blonde . the perfect woman ....

Have you ever had Skeletor grab your penis?


No. I stay clear of Governor Brewer.
2012-10-29 01:41:17 AM  
1 vote:
whatever, id let her veiny hands handle my main vein

/ she could use it as lotion
2012-10-29 01:18:54 AM  
1 vote:
Perhaps she used up the last of her star recently, and has yet to acquire another.

/Obscure?
2012-10-28 11:40:57 PM  
1 vote:
img.photobucket.com"> 

Tell me that's part of her dress and not the background....*shudder*
 
Displayed 17 of 17 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report