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(Daily Mail)   How to gauge the true age of a Hollywood A-list celebrity? Look at her hands   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Michelle Pfeiffer, human beings, pink, Maria Menounos, Stella McCartney, Michael Chiklis, Jeri Ryan, Oscar for Best Actress  
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2012-10-29 03:07:17 AM  
2 votes:
Her hands don't look like that because of age, they look like that because she's skinny (although she's always been skinny, not saying she got anorexic) and skinny hands...well, skinny everything wrinkles more than plump everything. That's why as they age, gaining a little bit of weight is better so they can look younger. Well, the body does it automatically by slowing metabolism, but who ever follows the natural course of things in Hollywood?
2012-10-28 11:40:57 PM  
2 votes:
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Tell me that's part of her dress and not the background....*shudder*
2012-10-28 09:28:28 PM  
2 votes:
I have known this for years. Now get off my lawn.
2012-10-28 08:51:04 PM  
2 votes:
Jeri Ryan is awesome, even if she is blond.
2012-10-28 08:39:48 PM  
2 votes:
Michelle Pfeiffer looks younger than 54?

Not according to a show of hands
2012-10-29 01:41:17 AM  
1 vote:
whatever, id let her veiny hands handle my main vein

/ she could use it as lotion
2012-10-29 01:19:11 AM  
1 vote:
Is Michelle Pfeiffer still denying the truth that she's been under a plastic surgeon's knife for many, many, many years now?

/Give up the lie, Ms. Pfeiffer; give up the lie.
2012-10-29 01:18:54 AM  
1 vote:
Perhaps she used up the last of her star recently, and has yet to acquire another.

2012-10-29 01:12:49 AM  
1 vote:
That's because you can't Botox hands.
2012-10-29 12:44:00 AM  
1 vote:
TFA Headline: The definition of pretty in pink: Michelle Pfeiffer looks half her 54 years as she shimmers at charity benefit

She looks 27? What kind of f*cking opium dens has the Daily Fail been hanging out in?
2012-10-29 12:38:28 AM  
1 vote:

fmcgalaxie500: I have known this for years. Now get off my lawn.

Oh, c'mon, have a heart. Each generation needs to learn the same things the other ones did (all while feeling they're the only ones to ever learn it).
2012-10-28 10:42:32 PM  
1 vote:
I think we need pictures of their boobs to see if they give us a better idea of how old the celebrity is.
2012-10-28 09:31:36 PM  
1 vote:
The neck usually gives away their age too.
2012-10-28 09:04:54 PM  
1 vote:

Makeup and artistry can do wonders for a face. But hands get used all night, so there's not much you can do to make them look better. This is why ladies used to wear the elbow-length gloves back in the day...
2012-10-28 09:04:52 PM  
1 vote:

Principal Clarinet: Michelle Pfeiffer looks younger than 54?

Not according to a show of hands

Okay, that's damn funny.
2012-10-28 08:55:21 PM  
1 vote:
"Shimmering" is what thin 'n crispy aging celebs do for fame-junkie gay guys who want to squee insincerely in person and/or be cuttingly nasty over the intertubes.
2012-10-28 08:42:39 PM  
1 vote:
Subby is more interested in her hands?
2012-10-28 06:28:16 PM  
1 vote:
Was always told to have hands up in photographs as I got older, the blood leaves those bulgy veins. But she looks old and anorexic anyway.
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