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(Daily Mail)   How to gauge the true age of a Hollywood A-list celebrity? Look at her hands   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 64
    More: Obvious, Michelle Pfeiffer, human beings, pink, Maria Menounos, Stella McCartney, Michael Chiklis, Jeri Ryan, Oscar for Best Actress  
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2012-10-29 06:35:55 AM  

ender44: That's because you can't Botox hands.


But fillers are available. But by the time the smoothness returns, she would look like Minnie Mouse. Stick arms, balloon hands. As someone else up thread noted, having no body fat makes wrinkles look that much worse. Gain a little weight slowly, and some of this will go away also.
 
2012-10-29 06:57:15 AM  
Looks half her age at 54?.. Is the person who wrote that using Lindsay Lohan at a reference?
 
2012-10-29 07:04:58 AM  
In other news, Jeri Ryan is incredibly hot and very sweet if you ever get to meet her. .

Also, it turns out, very resistant to chloroform.
 
2012-10-29 07:09:29 AM  

towatchoverme: In other news, Jeri Ryan is incredibly hot and very sweet if you ever get to meet her. .

Also, it turns out, very resistant to chloroform.


Must be those nanoprobes.
 
2012-10-29 08:16:01 AM  

towatchoverme: In other news, Jeri Ryan is incredibly hot and very sweet if you ever get to meet her. .

Also, it turns out, very resistant to chloroform.


You should have told her resistance is futile.
 
2012-10-29 08:24:44 AM  

Flint Ironstag: towatchoverme: In other news, Jeri Ryan is incredibly hot and very sweet if you ever get to meet her. .

Also, it turns out, very resistant to chloroform.

You should have told her resistance is futile.


Sadly, she said that to me before i could say it to her. And it's way more true in her case, unless chloroform, for me.

Also, sadly, the pic in TFA looks like she might have had some of the botox. That'd be too bad. She was aging really, really well.
 
2012-10-29 09:27:02 AM  

Apos: Apos: Despite the varicose veinage,I'd gladly Pfeiffer.


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2012-10-29 09:54:43 AM  
Hands thread!!!!
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2012-10-29 09:55:59 AM  
I've known this for years and it works both ways. Back in college I was working retail. A woman who looked to be in her 50's was writing a check and I noticed that her hands looked very young. I glanced at her birthdate when I checked her id and she was 21. Since then, whenever I'm curious about someone's age I check their hands.
 
2012-10-29 01:19:25 PM  
Wow! I've got almost a decade on her and my hands look much better.
 
2012-10-29 03:47:55 PM  
I usually just look at the elbows. Seems plastic surgeons haven't figured out how to get rid of elbow wrinkles yet.
 
2012-10-29 05:22:45 PM  
Hands you say?
How old does that make Denzel?

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2012-10-29 05:42:17 PM  

neeky_neeky_foxth: who cares what her hands look like , really ?
she's gorgeous , thin and blonde . the perfect woman ....


No one wants to watch an arthritic claw work their crank.

I would we worried that she was going to steal my essence to unnaturally prolong her life, much like an evil fairy tale witch-queen.
 
2012-10-29 07:00:53 PM  
It's a funny topic, old-looking hands (and feet) run in my family. I had an old guy hit on me when I was about 19, he told me later that he thought I was thirty, thirty five based on what my hands look like.

Now I'm 30, my hands you would guess I'm 45, 50.

Meh, general rules have exceptions.
 
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